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  • Pouty QueefHag SJW Starts A Petition To Block The Providence Dancing Cop From Performing At The Annual Firefighter’s Memorial Parade

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    I think my next blog will be a list of hobbies for simple minded SJWs who clearly have nothing to do. So when whinebags like Amber Collins get the hankering for a petty new cause to tickle their stanky lady bits to, they can find better uses for their time. Knitting cozy winter sweaters for orphaned cockroaches? Helping stray kittens learn to read? All things that would be more productive than the usual.

    Anyways, Amber is the queefmaster behind a new Change.Org petition to ban Tony Lepore, known as Providence’s  “Dancing Cop”, from being a performer in the annual South Kingstown Firefighter’s Memorial Parade.

    You might remember Turtleboy blogged about Lepore back in 2015 after he was fired from the Providence PD for protesting a Dunkin Donuts where an employee wrote #BlackLivesMatter on a coffee cup served to a Providence officer. After decades of service, Lepore lost his career because a dickless commissioner couldn’t stand up for his officers.

    I forgot, freedom of speech only goes ONE way.

    Anyways, Lepore lost his position in the department, but he still performs his dancing routine.

    Now SJWs like Amber are converging like a maggots on an environmentally protected, grass-fed, free-range cow turd.

    Here’s Amber’s post.

    “Incendiary racist statements”? Because he wanted to protest, on his OWN time, to stand up for his fellow officers? Ya, that’s super racist… Amber is a SJW, and SJWs don’t need your #FACKS!

    This is what we’re dealing with here. Amber’s husband, Abel, is just as much of a washed up hack. He ran in 2015 for Councilman of South Kingston.

    WOMP WOMP he lost.

    Power couple alert!

    Activist lactivist? What.the.fuck. I never felt the need to stand out in public in broad daylight with my tit out and infant latched on, but I have a job that occupies my time.

    Amber’s been a busy little snowflake beaver triggering her posse of unoriginal butt plugs to sign her lame petition.

    You should definitely take a guy seriously when he has his name pronunciation as “me-ow-me-ow ME-ow.”

    Amber is butthurt because when she went to the organizers they didn’t pat her head, say “good girl, Ambah” and immediately can Lepore? You know who also has temper tantrums when they don’t get their way? TODDLERS.

    Pensions stolen? Hmmm, kind of like how Tony Lepore’s pension was fucked when he was fired for attempting to exercise his right of free speech. The hypocrisy continues.

    First of all, I googled “Rhode Island racist dancing cop.” What comes up is legitimate news articles discussing the 2015 incident that happen to have those keywords in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT order than Amber suggests. Oh and an article by RI Future. You could smear shit on a sheet of paper and I’d gladly read that before anything by the RI Future. Actually I think that’s how they write their articles, just straight feces in paragraph form.

    Second, if people with Facebook names like SILVERMOON are signing this petition, it’s already an absolute joke.

    Is that a freaking banana peel hat filter? And the snapchat pig filter? Who does she think she is appropriating swine culture like that.

    Pop a quick aspirin because Amber is about to get real preachy.

    David is a language teacher and he’s bringing the facks to yo faces!

    I feel like you might want to up that number, Davey.

    Can someone gas up the WAAAAHHHMBULANCE? Amber needs a ride ASAP. Diagnosis: debilitating butthurt.

    Let’s carry meaningless signs behind this guy that we’ve already unjustly demonized because he clearly hasn’t been fucked with enough the past two years and is just trying to make a living now. Is this REALLY how adults act? It makes me blood boil. Like Amber gives a shit about taxes. She’s too busy wetting her sandy snatch to the newest petty “cause” while her husband rubs one out to pictures of protected rain forest toucans to convey any rational thought.

    Definitely don’t search Amber Kelley Collins and scroll down to her July 28th post to let her know your thoughts.

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    1. Brian

      Sounds like Amber Kelly Collins outs the C in Unt

    2. #alllivesmatter

      That poor kid doesn’t have a chance. When is DCF gonna start taking kids away from SJWs and transtrender parents and charging them with abuse? This would make my day!

      1. Sasha

        Thats not ever going to happen. Are you okay? You don’t sound ok at all, you sound mentally deficient, seriously. No one is taking their children away and they never will. Don’t like it? Too fucking bad for you asshole!! LOLOL LOVE IT!!!!!!!

    3. Carl

      Lepore wasn’t fired from the Providence PD, he retired over 25 years ago. He’s been doing the Dancing Cop gig ever since. He had some moves when he used to direct traffic in downtown Providence. He may have had some issues with his performances in parades because of the Dunkin Donuts flap, but that’s all.

    4. J-Dub

      Once I see a picture of you in bunny ears and you aren’t a Playmate (if those even still exist) or it’s not Halloween, I simply cannot take you seriously.

    5. They call me Ponch

      These people are a disease.

      The cure is painful. It’s happening now.

    6. End of SJW

      “Social Justice Advocate”=Alt-left loser with no hobbies .

    7. Sasha

      Thanks for the heads up, petition signed and passed on to everyone I know. That loser ex cop is a creep and no one wants to see him do his fucking creepy dance like a deranged, mentally deficient tool. A lot of people are very creeped out by this asshole.

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