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Pregnant Bridgewater Butter Queen Lashes Out At South Shore Moms Group For Pulling Her Free Car GoFundMe Because They Let A Mom With Sick Crotch Fruit Keep Her’s Up


This is Amber Romano from Bridgewater.

She is 35 weeks pregnant and decided that now would be a good time to start planning for the baby, so she started a GoFundMe for $2,200 so she could buy a new car.


Despite the fact that her baby daddy is around and appears to be gainfully employed.


And they have plenty of money for showers and artsy softcore goth porn time in the woods.

Okey dokey.

She shared the “buy me a car” GoFundMe in a south shore Moms Facebook group, but it ended up getting removed because they don’t allow shameless beggars on their page. This evidently upset her because another mom with a sick kid was allowed to share her GFM.

“We are both asking for the same thing, just my child is not sick.”

Exactly. Get yourself a sick baby and then people might have a little sympathy for you, but as of right now lots of mothers have been in your shoes before and managed to figure out a way to survive without debasing themselves with a GFM. Or here’s a novel idea don’t get knocked up before you have a car. Try actually planning ahead instead of expecting a bunch of strangers on Facebook to bail you out.

Other women told her the same thing and she didn’t handle it well.


Then came the boo-hoo story.

“I am a full time student paying off two school payments.”

And there’s your problem right there. You’re 21 years old. You don’t have to go to school anymore. You’re choosing to. The second you got pregnant your life plans immediately should’ve changed. But they didn’t, and now you want the best of both worlds, you just don’t wanna pay for it yourself. If you don’t wanna choose between staying in school and being a mother then you should’ve had your boyfriend use the Turtleboy birth control message – the face.

According to a comment she made her truck was towed 3 months ago.

And a month ago she was whining that the mechanic’s “self inflicted disability” (having one leg) shouldn’t stop him from fixing her vehicle in time.

Yea, if only he had a non-self-inflicted disability. Like being 35 weeks pregnant with no plan for how to care for the baby. Try being a grownup and taking care of your own shit in the future.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Clover
    July 19, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    I’m sure she has a federal direct loan. These loans are deferred for borrowers with in-school status, which means that you are not required to repay them while enrolled in school at least half time or for the first six months after graduation or withdrawal. So her whining about, “I’m in school while paying two other school loans”, is most likely bullshit. If she is being honest, then she’s stupid. Take the deferment until you can pay it. At 21 she has 3 student loans out?
    I was a mom at 18 and had no car. I took the bus to the daycare and to work. I saved every bit of money I could until I could buy a car. You can also lease, but I’m guessing with THREE student loans her credit is like 200. A car is NOT a necessity if you have kids. Food, a home and clothing is. A car is a luxury. What happened to working hard? How did it become so obsolete? People today seem scared of the word WORK.
    All this is, is a selfish entitled brat who is using her poor unborn child to gain things. I already see her future…welfare! How many kids will she continue to push out to make that food stamp money increase I wonder. I don’t understand this entire “internet begging” bullshit. If you want something, work for it.

  • Bill Cosby’s ghost
    July 16, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    This plump little hunny needs a visit from Zanny the nanny and then a dose of the ol pudding pop….. She’ll be a real Jello Jiggler.

    July 16, 2021 at 2:41 pm

    lol what a fat pig. nice whale net stalking’s.

  • Medical assistant
    July 16, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    Medical assisting who saw that coming.

  • People that starts a gofundme should repay it
    July 15, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    With very few exceptions, like medical emergencies, sudden death or someone with cancer, all these people asking for money should be made to give it back. There was some idiot I read about that was trying to scam people, but GFM caught him and cancelled his scam. That person should be made to pay penalties and fees for trying to pull a fast one. Hate those people.

  • Pro-Abortion
    July 15, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    I’m starting something called GoFuckYou… sick of everyone asking for help to attain basic things they are more than capable of having if they weren’t piss poor planning motherfuckers who lack any sort of self control or ability to prioritize.. AND they’re breeding. Woof.

    • LOL!
      July 15, 2021 at 10:12 pm

      I like it!

      If I may; you can then not donate by not giving a fuck!

  • ajfederer
    July 15, 2021 at 8:42 pm

    She should just start and only fans account… There’s plenty of sicks fu#ks out there that will fork over $$$ to watch that butter ball ride the smoke poll with a midget and a bunny mask.

  • Observer
    July 15, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    What amazes me is that Unc here blasted the admins of that group over and over, but seems like Unc can’t get enough of that High School drama…

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips13
      July 16, 2021 at 8:27 am

      Looks like she’s taking a dump in the 3rd picture…she could get crazy $$$ for that.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 15, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    Disgusting pig, baby is doomed from the start. Oh well, who gives a fuck

  • hartf811
    Hogs get slaughtered
    July 15, 2021 at 8:09 pm

    Be a pig
    Have a piglet
    Get a new car! (By begging)
    The Massachusetts golden story of success.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 15, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    I went up to this fat chick in the bar last night.

    “You’re a big lady, aren’t you?” I said

    “Tell me something I don’t know,” she replied with a tear in her eye.

    …“Salad tastes nice”

    July 15, 2021 at 7:43 pm


  • trashtiff
    July 15, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    F*CK you turtlef*ck. Are you a woman? Are any of you even women? You have no clue what we go through on a daily basis for you men. I’m so sick of reading these fat shaming comments. How old are you?? You’re all probably 30 year old men who sit on their ass all day playing stupid video games. She’s in school so she can have a CAREER. Do you know what that is?? Probably not because y’all are lazy f*cks who do nothing but knock girls up and run when they’re pregnant. Show some damn respect for a young mother who’s trying her best to get where she needs to be. Just because a child isn’t sick, doesn’t mean it doesn’t need to go to appointments or daycare etc. Y’all are mad dumb. F*ck all of you.

    • The King, Elvis Presley
      July 15, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      That photo just looks like you guys are celebrating eating at a BBQ, he’s rubbing your ham planet of an exterior.

    • Grizzle Queef
      July 15, 2021 at 7:46 pm

      Kate, will you please just go away.

    • Boe Jiden
      July 15, 2021 at 7:53 pm

      Great job with the English Language.
      Care to elaborate?

    • Water is Life?
      July 15, 2021 at 8:57 pm

      I’m a woman and I don’t go through anything for any man on a daily basis…I live life the way I want to and the direction I take isn’t dictated on how it affects my standing with the opposite sex. maybe you should start controlling your own destiny and think independently instead of blaming life’s difficulties on trying to please some guy that knocked you up and instantly realized the gigantic mistake he made so he ghosted you…

    • Stop Being A Blown Out Snatch
      July 15, 2021 at 9:41 pm

      You dumb cunt. If you even think a Man is playing videos games while you roll their blunts and live on the 3rd floor in Vernon Hill you’ve never met a Man.

      Don’t have kids if you don’t have a car. Close your nasty snatch and focus on your CNA degree.

      Fucking useless dummy.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      July 15, 2021 at 11:59 pm

      If you are obese at 21, you should be openly mocked until you do something. Especially if you have children or children on the way. Fat people die young and are terrible to look at – not to mention the smell. Imagine if you cared about your fellow fatties and their children that’ll lose their parents in 20 years as much as you care about random internet people’s comments on a fucking blog. Typical woke she/her useless cunt. You are so busy being a constant victim that you don’t see how truly pathetic you are.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Inflamed Anus
      July 16, 2021 at 3:46 am

      Thanks for stopping in Amber, instead of begging for a free car perhaps you could’ve had bugs bunny there put on a rubber, ooooooooooor seeing as you like it raw dog, you could’ve used birth control. But no, absolutely, keep bitching you don’t have a car and how unfair life is. You know what’s unfair, that is tax paying individuals with jobs will most likely be paying to support you and this kid!!!

    • Michael Giannetti
      ^^^^^^Amber Romano
      July 16, 2021 at 6:54 am

      Definitely her

      • Spider Lips13
        Spider Lips13
        July 16, 2021 at 8:33 am

        Looks like she’s taking a dump in the 3rd picture…she could get crazy $$$ for that.

    • Tifftrash
      July 16, 2021 at 9:53 am

      Lmao no one feels bad for you you fat bitch. Your kid is your responsibility to take care of, not ours.
      Also who the fuck willingly reproduces with gingers? What the fuck

      Thank you “turtlefuck” for bringing back the comments without needing to make an account, you a real one for that.

    • I’ll “Show Some Respect” When Fatso Takes Down Her Fat Middle Fingers Salute Pic
      July 16, 2021 at 12:40 pm

      Wait…no…no I won’t.

      And fuck you, too, ya whiny trollop.

    • @trashtits
      July 16, 2021 at 7:22 pm

      this is a family blog so please stop with the fucking swearing. Also fuck, fucks, fucking and shit are allowed here, no need for your inbred sh*t censorship

  • Observer
    July 15, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    She could make decent money doing ‘soft porn’ making a few hundred dollars a hour.
    just saying
    It’s more honorable than begging on Facebook.

  • Peter Dautel
    Said no one, ever….
    July 15, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    But it’s a 1988 Yugo….

    Seriously, if you want it, I’m happy to donate it to you!

    • Ron Jeremy
      July 15, 2021 at 7:29 pm

      I knew someone who bought a 1988 Yugo for a large cheese pizza. He bought the pizza, the guy signed the title over…business deal DONE!

  • Goth kid
    July 15, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    I don’t get how you can be so racist against the fats. There a proud race and sometimes they work for the fast food they force feed themselves.a

  • B-water Triangle mystery - solved !!
    July 15, 2021 at 5:45 pm

    This fat fk’n Foodstampapotamus, her fat fk’n friend – the Cumasaurus Wrex; and the loser who knocked it up, you ask ?? Why that’s our friend, the noble Sectioneightasaur !! These cumbersome, lowland scavengers can ofttimes be found waddling ‘cross the primeval old growth areas of Brockton and Hampton Beach in their noisy, usually unfruitful search for discarded winning scratch tickets, free-handed government giveaways and a damp, smelly beta sprog with whom to rut like the filthy beasts they are. These prime examples are, however, far from there usual swamp pits and have apparently stamped their aimless way into an area once known for paranormal activity. What a lucky find for us observers !! Perhaps this grotesque display of rogue randiness by these quivering, quaking quadropeds explains many of the otherworldly oddities claimed by countless witnesses to have been seen in – The Bridgewater Triangle !!

    • Fula Sloth
      July 15, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      Well said.

  • whatevuh
    July 15, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    Last time I saw an ass like that was on the back of a horse

  • Captain Trips
    Mother Nature
    July 15, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    If that’s a butter queen, then I’ll stick to margarine.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 15, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Looking at this artificial-colored hair fatso tells me exactly why Biden is in office.

    Giving birth any day now.

    A few 2 AM baby-cry sessions and daddy will be burning rubber on his last trip down her street.

  • local real local
    July 15, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Those mother’s groups on FB are more dangerous than a handgun. By definition, women are the most cruel to other women, regardless of status, money, fame, etc. The female culture encourages women to be mean and harsh to those “they deem unfit”. Case in point. The mother of the sick kid (supposedly) likely knew the Admin of the page to leave up her FB post. I would rather have my nuts scraped with a grapefruit spoon than read those “mommy” pages on FB.
    21 and pregnant, does that seem young?

  • Homer, what's the number?
    July 15, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    Money for nails, hair color, tats and outfits for playtime in the woods, because you know, those are priorities. Car wasn’t a priority, but now that I’m a knocked up heifer, I need money for a car. If you donate, I’ll let you milk my teats while I’m tied up to a tree.

  • Floating Flash Frizbone
    July 15, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    I bought a $200 car from a junkyard (1967 Chevrolet), got it roadworthy for very short money, and drove it for ten years. I saved a shitton of money over those years doing that. Do it smart, be resourceful, learn some basic skills and you will surprise yourself on how you can make it. Of course today’s generation of people like her are incapable of being innovative and doing what has to be done to make a goal work.

    • Cool Story, Bro..:
      July 15, 2021 at 5:47 pm

      ..but a ‘67 Chevy wasn’t a fucking “computer on wheels”. Those days are long gone, chief.
      This being said…fuck this fat four-eyed, cos-playing, nerd loser. Social retards like this used to know their place. And stayed there. Now, everything’s a fucking protest, a fucking march. A fucking GO FUND ME. And why? Because you have a cellphone? Or a fucking computer? Because you’ve been “ triggered”?


      WHAT. THE. FUCK???

      • Nothing
        July 15, 2021 at 6:02 pm

        My god how true these words are. Well said.

      • Floating Flash Frizbone
        July 15, 2021 at 7:42 pm

        Those days aren’t “long” gone. I’m still driving vehicles with no computers. I own 8 of them…including that original ’67 Chevy (which will receive an upgraded suspension). I have yet to own snythig newer than a 1992.

  • Buy Your Own Car, You Fat Fuck
    July 15, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Are you fucking shitting me right now? When in the ACTUAL FUCK did this online begging shit become “ok”?? Is this the fucking result of “participation trophies” for every little asshole who signs up (but doesn’t necessarily “show up”)? Geeeet fuuuucked, you fucking bloated, delusional, entitled sea-pig.

    • To answer your question
      July 15, 2021 at 6:28 pm


  • Judge Dread
    July 15, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    just sign up for welfare like all the other half witted cum dumps do. Ya fat whore

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 15, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    That’s why you get an extra $300 a month for the things that you need for the future. You can get free tuition to the Bridgewater University that you need if you pass the free tuition biparticle measure that the folks are presenting that need to get ahead. You need these things to vote. Go ahead and like the people that went from Texas to Cuba.
    I’m Boe Jiden

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