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Florida often gets credit for having the most dooshnozzles per square mile, but Indiana has sneakily creeped up and might be a threat to their debauchery crown. So this post from some 8-month pregnant chick in Indiana has been lighting the world wide internets on fire and honestly doesn’t surprise us in the least:
Yea, it’s not like she’s inhaling dangerous toxic fumes into her body and forcing her child to do the same against their will. At least she’s not doing drugs like most bitches!!! That’s the standard you should hold yourself too. Pregnant junkies.
I remember last year around this time when the same debate broke out on Turtleboy when this image from the Brockton Fair emerged:
Turtleboy is not a doctor, but smoking when you’re pregnant is probably never a good idea. Pretty sure nothing good can come out of that, but plenty of bad things can. If you can’t smoke in bars because second hand smoke is dangerous, then you probably shouldn’t smoke if you’re pregnant. Ya know, because there is a growing human being in there. Couldn’t believe how many people were defending this last year, and how many nudniks are continuing to do the same for this Indiana trap queen:
When you’re named Amber Nicole, there’s a 99.9% chance you’re gonna grow up to be a stripper. It’s a scientific fact. Shocking that this woman would have no problem with it because everyone in her immediate circle of friends smokes while pregnant too:
And you can never have enough friends named Amber either. The more friends you have named Amber, the longer you’re going to be collecting food stamps and living in a trailer:
Oh look, they have different fathers. Shocking.
If you ever find yourself saying “fuck the haters,” then you’re probably trailer trash. Just sayin. But please James, tell me more about how we’re all jealous of this pregnant teen Mom from rural Indiana. Who doesn’t dream of being in her position someday?
Yea, listen to Kayla Michelle, she seems like she knows what she’s talking about:
Looks like Ashley Shepperd isn’t the only one who isn’t having periods lately. If Dessaraye’s mother had spent half the time paying attention in English class as she did coming up with a weird way to spell her child’s name then she might actually make some sense.
75% of pregnant women smoke. It’s a fact because Smashley 2.0 said so.
Anyway the original Smashley is not too happy about the “haters” casting judgement, even though she went out of her way to post an intentionally aggressive post which invited people to cast judgement on her:
She’s very, very smart. Even ask her. All you people doubting her are not doctors. Only the people supporting her are doctors.
She also posted a video of another pregnant teenager punching her stomach while pregnant:
Because clearly she is in the position to cast moral judgement on other pregnant teenagers.
Yup, this kid is gonna grow up and be an astronaut!!! It’s gonna be tough to pick between Stanford and Princeton, that’s for sure.
And then there’s this:
Yup, that’s right. Melinda is Smashley’s MOM!!!
Indiana. The state that keeps on giving.
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31 Comment(s)
I posted in January that this bitch was pregnant again. She lost that baby, got pregnant again, lost that baby and is currently pregnant with a third baby. All three kids had a different father and this all took place from December 1st to February 1st. She is no longer with the father of the baby, he’s in jail. She does not and has not had custody of her daughter for a full year. She cannot see her own child without supervision. She is the very definition of pure white trash.
People this clearly stupid should not be raising kids. Surprised child serves hasn’t taken them away. Also this shows how addictive that shit can be.
Ashley Marie Sheppard, the brilliant teen in this post posted last week she is pregnant again!! There is also a post a couple days later with a cigarette in her hand! Her baby that she had in September is with CPS and she’s had at least 7 boyfriends since she had her. There is no way that she knows who the father of this new baby is. Trash!!
It’s amazing how many people have their Facebook open to the public for viewing. Why would anyone not limit who can see their FB rants ?
I guess it goes hand in hand with their ability to make stupid decisions like smoking a cig while pregnant.
Haters gonna hate is the equivalent to Fuck the haters. Yup, Patriots fans are trailer trash.
Well this certainly explains how Bob Kravitz has a career. These people (probably mentally stunted from all the pre-natal smoking) are actually stupid enough to believe the Colts got blown out because of air pressure.
I wish that Melinda Boone was still around so that TB had some good stuff to write about. Maybe you could write about her shenanigans in Norfolk. Heard that she may be in trouble.
Her style eyeglasses are very popular with her type. Must be a hit in the welfare office, we pay of course !
If only I had a dollar for every one of her spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors…
I hate to say it, but after WW 2, most American women smoked even while pregnant.
And not only smoked, but smoked “camels”, “chesterfields”, “lucky strikes”, all twice as deadly as the pussy butts out there today.
And they were told back then that “smoking is GOOD for you”, “calms your nerves”, “relaxes you” !!!
Any of your readers who’s mothers were born near WW 2, 1938 to 1950, YOU WERE CARRIED IN HER BELLY WHILE SHE WAS SMOKING, pal !!!
In fact, a LOT of Doctors back then had ash trays on their desks “WHILE” they examined your pregnant mother !!!!
Medical science has also advanced in the last seventy years. We’re also not using ether and leeches anymore.
When TB blogs about these trap queens it is 1) hilarious 2) sad 3) fun sport, hence TBS . But good to see it is not just Worcester Warren Ware and Brockton with uneducated low lives.
Ashley: “Hey, Doc- is that my baby kicking that I feel?” Doc: “No ma’am, your baby is having a choking fit, but don’t worry, this is common with white trash like yourself!!”
I love the comments some of these products of incest make. Like “Nobody gives it to you for free” ” You have to earn it” “You have to work for it” I bet the hardest thing these “Welfare witches” have ever done is hauled their fat butts down to the welfare office to apply for what others “Have worked for”
Would bet they’re on welfare too, that usually goes with the gig. Also, not married, no father in sight too. Probably drinking, if they’re smoking while pregnant. Stays about the same, sometimes things differ some, not a lot.
You should rename the blog Turtleboy, I think it’s time.
Okay, I’m a smoker. I found it very easy to quit when I was pregnant. You know what I did? Every time I felt like I needed a cigarette, I would imagine my sweet baby inside of me choking on my smoke. That’s all it took. That image would make me not want a cigarette. These girls are not only extremely stupid, they are also very very selfish. It’s truly unfortunate that these girls will not know the error of their ways until something terrible happens to their babies. Very sad.
Fuck you asshole.
You’re so well thought out and eloquent. How many packs a day did your mother smoke?
Not a single line in any of their comments shocks me. I live in Indianapolis now (yes shoot me) so I get to witness the lack of education on a regular basis. Although I am not sure you can chalk this whole story up to education, this is more of a lack of common sense issue. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that smoking while pregnant is just a dumb ass idea and you just don’t do it. Also…. let’s not forget about the Midwesterners and their “pop,” good Lord, they pound that shit harder than they pound their siblings, its basically pulsing through their veins 24/7. Freakin disgusting.
Hilariously though, many people in this God forsaken state feel they are the moral compass in a country of madness…. I tend to think the opposite applies out here. They just don’t see it.
I kind of have to take issue with your comments about Indiana people. There are idiots everywhere, I know that, but you can’t say an entire state is moronic based on that. I have a lot of family in Indiana. They are all educated, have decent jobs, and are very family oriented. I’m sorry you haven’t met any good people, but they are out there.
Sure, I won’t say there aren’t stupid people everywhere, that’s fairly obvious. However, people told me before moving that everyone our here is nice and friendly. Yeah, not so, and maybe it is because I’m in a large city, but a lot of that “nice” people speak of is crap. If you have a different opinion out here than someone else, then you’d better shut up about it because almost all of the people I’ve had the honor of knowing hate that. Don’t think like them, then don’t speak. Praise Jesus!
How long have you lived there?
Year and a half.. got here just in time to be embarrassed by Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act. Boy… that one was classy. Oh… and another one was when my daughter dressed up as a Patriots cheerleader for the Pats/Colts game, and grown men in Indianapolis (obviously Colts fans) had the nerve to yell and call her a “cheatleader,” in public. SHE IS SIX, that was cute. Oh…oh… and another funny one was when someone told me I am from an enemy state, when the saw my Massachusetts license plates when I first moved, that was special. So yeah, defend the state if you want, but many of these people mentally are stuck in the 1950s. Very little progression going on here, well except from the annoying ass hipsters you find everywhere, and really they are just grown people wearing kids clothes.
The movie Idiocracy is a documentary. We should send these girls Brawndo t-shirts.
It’s got electrolytes!
Go away, ‘bating!
It’s got what plants crave!
Love the comment from someone supporting her and then said a “mother will do anything for their child”. Except apparently, quit smoking…,
I haven’t yet figured out whether there are more idiots in the world today or if it’s just that they now have a forum so we hear more from them. Either way the world is screwed.
I have recently learned why many young mothers smoke. They have been told that smoking leads to low birth weight, which to them means smaller baby. Its a cop-out. They think there will be less pain, and less “coochie damage”. They’d rather give their kids asthma and other birth defects than be in pain or have a loose vag.
“I smoked while pregnant and my babies don’t have a thing wrong with them…” …YET
These kids don’t have a fighting chance, do they?