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Pretend Pastor/City Councilor Sarai Rivera Wants To Make Worcester A Sanctuary City Cuz Some Occupy Wall Streeter From Stow Started A Petition

Since no undocumented immigrants have been in this country for decades as it is, what exactly is the purpose of a sanctuary city, and how the hell are they legal in the first place?

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Saw this headline from Worcester Magazine today:

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Yup. That seems about right.

First of all, I don’t really get this whole “sanctuary city” thing. The whole idea is that people who are here illegally need a safe space from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). But……Obama has been President for the past 8 years and more and more cities have become sanctuary cities. So………what am I missing here? Seems a lot like clutching your purse when the Pope walks by.

 

With that said, I don’t really give a shit about undocumented immigrants. I have a lot of things that annoy me on a daily basis and they’re just not one of them. Most people who annoy me to no end are actual Americans. So I guess I’m just wondering where all this contempt for illegals in Massachusetts comes from. Like, if we lived in California or Arizona, I would get it. But Massachusetts? Is illegal immigration really that much of a problem here?

Here’s another thing – how are sanctuary cities even legal in the first place? So places in the United States can just tell the federal government to go fuck itself? We’re gonna live by our own laws here and if you don’t like it you can kiss our ass. Wasn’t that what the whole Civil Rights movement was about? A bunch of states that were defying the federal government? Now imagine some red state like, I dunno, Nebraska, up and decided that they were gonna make their states sanctuary states for the unborn and banned abortion. How would that go over? Yea, it wouldn’t go very well at all. But yet this is just fine. American is confusing.

Here’s my problem with sanctuary cities – it’s just a way for progressives to rub it in. Undocumented immigrants have been blending into the population for years now. They could just keep it this way, since they’re basically getting away with it. But nope. That’s not good enough. They HAVE TO announce to the world that they’re welcoming this shit with open arms. Just to annoy conservatives to see what they’ll do.

So this local Occupy Wall Street reject named Doug Slinn (who lives far from Worcester in Stowstarted this petition to give to the Worcester City Council to make Worcester a sanctuary city too. And he’s hardly the only non-Worcesterite to sign it:

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Oh good, someone who purposely lives far away from Worcester, won’t have to pay for any of the social services provided, and doesn’t have to worry about her safety, is willingly signing up to make a city she doesn’t live in a sanctuary city. Hey Elizabeth, why not start a petition to make Rutland a sanctuary city? Or do you just like to do this to other people’s homes?

Then there’s this:

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“All cops are bastards.” Yup. That’s basically why I could never get on board with these people. Because this is who you have to ally with.

Here’s a hot take:

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Hey moron – undocumented immigrants and refugees are not the same thing. Smart people understand this. Clearly you’re not very smart.

Here’s the first signer:

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Yup, when Nate Pickens is supporting your petition you know it’s legit!! Right Nate Dog?

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Guess which City Councilor is leading the charge on this?

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Who else but ti-ti ho?

District 4 City Councilor Sarai Rivera said she would be in favor of officially making Worcester a sanctuary city, saying it allows authorities to look at individual circumstances and situations rather than applying a “cookie cutter” approach that could not only ruin lives, but erode trust in the greater community.

“Sanctuary cities are not a new thing – it goes back to biblical times,” Rivera said. “No one wants to be here with the struggle of undocumentation. If they’re here, it’s for a specific reason.”

It goes back to biblical times!! HAHAHHAHA!!! This woman just cannot stop pretending that she’s a real pastor. Any chance she has to reference the Good Lord and she’s taking it.

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But seriously, just look how stupid this comment is:

“Sanctuary cities are not a new thing – it goes back to biblical times,” Rivera said. “No one wants to be here with the struggle of undocumentation. If they’re here, it’s for a specific reason.”

Pretty sure there was no such thing as illegal immigration during biblical times. It was 200 BC. You just kind of wander wherever you wanted to. And no one who is here wants to be here with the “struggle of undocumentation? Is that even a word? Because there’s a red line under it right now. Pretty sure the mere fact that they came here through illegal channels means they WANT to be here. Just sayin. More brilliant commentary from the most ratchet elected official in American history. It’s a fucking joke that this woman represents our city.

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As usual the people’s Councilor had the quote of the day:

“No,” At-large Councilor Mike Gaffney said when asked if he would support making Worcester a sanctuary city.

Brilliant.

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    December 6, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    I love how they call immigration a racial issue. It’s not. You never hear about illegal Asians, whites, or Africans. Why? Because they come here through the proper channels. They don’t wade across the border or float here on a tire. Is it because of race that Mexico has a wall on their southern border with Guatamala? Nope!

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    December 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    “No one wants to be here with the struggle of undocumentation”

    WTF is undocumentation? Is that like being the un-cola?

  • Chris
    December 6, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    People who don’t live in Worcester have no standing in petitioning the City Council for anything.

  • Paul's Rosewood Pen
    December 6, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    I produced many letters to the T&G Letters to the Editor section (some award winning ones…), I’d like to see your vaginal area do that!

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    December 6, 2016 at 11:09 am

    So, calling people “ho’s” and “satan’s crackers” is very Christian-like. My pastor says things like that all the time – oh, wait. He doesn’t because he’s a REAL pastor.

  • Cut off government money to sanctuary cities
    December 6, 2016 at 10:03 am

    They know Trump will enforce immigration laws, to a large extent. All of a sudden they want this. They’re scared, some may be deported because they are here illegally. Enforce the present immigration laws to start with.

  • MrSmiley
    December 6, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Yea because Worcester really need to be more like……Lawrence???

    • Dr. Feelgood
      December 6, 2016 at 10:15 am

      Yay!! Decapitations galore!! Roving bans of street gangs!! Easy access to party enhancement pharmaceuticals!!! Business will be booming!!

  • Chris From Georgia
    December 6, 2016 at 8:55 am

    if you enter this country illegally or over stay your visa then all you deserve is deportation. These people need to leave this country and if they wish to re-enter they can stand in line with everyone else and wait their turn. My grandparents immigrated to this country LEGALLY. Anyone harboring an illegal immigrant should be charged with a felony.

  • HELL NO!
    December 6, 2016 at 8:20 am

    I absolutely hope that IF Worcester hopes to make itself a sanctuary city that its residents are asked to sign a petition and it inevitably comes down to a vote. I would NEVER seek to make Worcester a safe haven for illegal immigrants. Immigration is fine, but it MUST be done legally. And if someone has a criminal record…automatic rejection. Why don’t some people use their heads? Illegal immigration will lead to increased welfare, lack of housing, overpopulation, lower educational standards and crime.

  • JoeMomma
    December 6, 2016 at 8:03 am

    The city council will be up the creek if the law Americans decide to ignore is paying taxes.
    W are all created equal still aren’t we? You can pick what laws to obey so can’t we…..

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:27 pm

      I OWN JOE MOMMA BRAINS

  • JRod
    December 6, 2016 at 7:48 am

    It’s not “Immigrant Friendly”, its criminal friendly. People that follow the legal process, pay the fees, follow the rules don’t want to live next to freeloading people who get away with not following the rules. Illiegal aliens break the law, and then continue breaking more laws, avoid taxes, get benefits and hate us for expecting them to follow rules to continue their existence in this country.

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      I OWN IMMIGRANT BRAINS

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 6, 2016 at 7:34 am

    ROFLMAO, Nate Pickens skills = social media, event planning. Riiiiight. Using social media to call someone a coon and house nigger. The only event planning he does is how to scam tax dollars so he doesn’t have to work aka Mosaic. Oh yeah, whatever happened to that upstanding organization??? Not heard from them in a while.

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:26 pm

      I OWN NATE BRAINS

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    December 6, 2016 at 6:36 am

    Two words …

    Mathew Denice

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:25 pm

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      OWN BRAINS

  • Wwy
    December 6, 2016 at 1:19 am

    The bible says no woman priests,no gay sex,no abortion,a man plants a seed in a woman to give birth,ya know common sense stuff,then says Jesus was misunderstood,no the Jews of the time didn’t want to hear the truth lIke Sarai,she’s more like Barabas. Orthodox Christians laugh at the sight of this evil lady.

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      I OWN YOUR BRAIN

  • BobnMic
    December 6, 2016 at 12:26 am

    Ya know? Thank God in heaven I married a very smart women. One girl that just gets it. All of it. She is actually way smarter than me by far. So that being said you see and read stuff like this with regard to Sarai Rivera then on come the dry heaves if not actual puking or in fact just plain ole’ vomiting.

    Such an idiot she is. Sarai that is. Using the woman card. Using the minority card. The whole fake and the infamous fucking fake Pastor card. I mean really? What next? I was abused as a child so please feel sorry for me card? Come-on already fucking idiot really? Jesus H. Christ. Where is this going you idiot? You’ll get together with Hector E. Pineiro along with Fiesty the former secretary for Hector and sue the snots out of the City of Worcester? That would be the protocol in your world no? So ya ok with your insanity.

    • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
      December 6, 2016 at 9:12 am

      OMG!!! You are so right on this one BobnMic. I am like waaaaaay waaaaay smarter than you, like totally. And I’ve been called an airhead, like a literal airhead. Ya know, because my head is like totally filled with air.

      Did you pick up that patch kit on your way home from scoring that bag of crystal meth? I’m still leaking really bad from when you loaned me out to your buddy Paul Larson and he tried to write in a Paul & Nichole 4 Eva tattoo just above my back door with his rosewood pen. He’s really proud of that pen ya know.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 6, 2016 at 9:43 am

      Okay, since you keep wanting to talk about me apparently being Hectors secretary, let me again correct you. The only secretary he has ever had was his daughter Ally, you stupid fucking MORON. So, unless I’m his daughter, then I could never have been his secretary.

      Your wife married you, therefore, she’s far from smart, and borderline retarded.

      I’m sorry Bob that you got caught lying on here pretending to be a retired worcester police officer who hand delivered bad news to mourning family members of the deceased firefighters……. Fucking whack job. Not everyone lies the way you do.

      • BobnMic
        December 6, 2016 at 10:11 am

        Borderline retarded?? I must push her right over that line when I go `downs` on her… She goes full on retard.

      • BobnMic
        December 6, 2016 at 10:51 pm

        Ya but what if it was true? What if everything I said in here was true? Which I’ll never admit to. Anonymous is where I need to be for several reasons.

        The fact that nobody can lie like that, as you say and I agree, means that you just can not make shit like that up. Not even Hollywood could come with a story like that. Think about that for a moment while you are on this endless pursuit to push me down into some sort of gutter when in reality I am a proud veteran, proud public servant and a success. Obviously my attempt to come in here to just chill out with some fellow citizens turned into a fucking disaster thanks to you Fiesty the fake. Thank you very fucking much.

        For 2 and 1/2 years it was great until you the fake lawyer arrived and circled your wagons around me. The very definition of stalking and an SJW troll. And so who is the asshole now? Take two steps back and re-evaluate. Maybe then you’ll see what the fuck is going on and what you started here. Whether you give two shits or not is up to you but my money’s on that you do not. Asshole by definition.

        P.S. Still marveling at those idiotic videos you put up on youtube. You sounded so coked out talking a million miles an hour in an unbelievably crazed rant. Still in awe on that one. Lay off the fucking drugs sweetie. Didn’t you say you have a 4 year old daughter? Sounds like she has not one chance in this life with a fuckup like you as a mother. WTF.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          December 7, 2016 at 8:27 am

          If you put half as much effort in your life off the internet as you do with your novel like posts here…. You would still be a fucking loser so I have no idea where I was going with this, but I like where it ended up.

          On a side note, a Chia pet dick showed up on my newsfeed and I immediately thought of you. Maybe my dream of having a chance to slap your face with one will eventually come true. I would do it when you least expect it. Your poor lips would be numb… but you would like it, because you seem sensitive in a “I like to get fucked in my ass ” kind of way. You’re more pansy than the flower.

    • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
      December 6, 2016 at 2:24 pm

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  • Shackleford
    December 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Where the contempt comes from?? Is that a serious question? How about the estimated $5-10 billion in taxpayer healthcare provided to the 10-15 million illegal immigrants in this country. You seem to disagree with lazy people who are on government assistance, living on your and my dime, but illegal immigrants doing the same are fine? To the tune of billions?? Take a lap here TB.

    • Recount Justice
      December 6, 2016 at 6:30 am

      It should be pretty obvious that TB is a liberal through and through. He just pretends otherwise in some commentary to get clicks.

      • So?
        December 6, 2016 at 8:02 am

        Yes TB has said in other posts he’s a liberal. But he’s the kind off liberal I miss (the liberals who aren’t sucked into identity politics and who can actually be critical of people abusing entitlement programs as just “free stuff”).

    • Joe
      December 6, 2016 at 12:41 pm

      And… illegal immigrants pay no taxes? That’s funny, because when Reagan issued the amnesty order in 1986 that anyone here before 1982 was grandfathered, what is one of the ways that the government figured this out. It wasn’t… no it couldn’t have been. It was… oh wait! They looked at who could prove they were here by tax forms! Could it be that some are paying taxes now? Nope, I guess I must just be a libtard

  • Sarai Riveras vaginal area
    December 5, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    Merry Christmas bitches!!!!

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