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Previously Turtleboy Famous Connecticut Corridor Velociratchet Mary DeJesse Is Still Robbing People, Has No Regrets, Is Going To Fight Everyone And Seems Like A Really Swell Parent

Who remembers Mary DeJesse?



She’s the gutterslug from Eastford, CT who starred in this blog:


Prego Connecticut Corridor Velociratchet Shares WINY Radio Post About Her Arrest Over Fentanyl Dispute With Local Afropotamus


Because she proudly shared the post detailing her arrest for attempting to rob a high school kid back in 2017. When we last saw Mary, she was newly pregnant, which was totally a really good idea, you guys – because she was going to turn her life around 360!


And, wouldn’t you know – she did exactly that.


Total 360 you guys – she’s back on Turtleboy, for robbing people.

She has since fired out the crotchfruit from her baby cannon, but it would appear outside of a few reposted memes


It hasn’t had much affect on her full circle trajectory whatsoever. Because as far as robbing people goes, she has no regrets.



Actually, as far as most reprehensible acts mothers should not engage in go, she has no regrets.



What a responsible young mother! And her sewer rat partner in crime doesn’t have any regrets, either.


What a couple of classy broads these two are. Given what we know, the response to all this is perfectly natural – they’re going to fight everybody!


…Oh, but it is your downfall, Mary. Because here you are, on Turtleboy once again because you act like a gigantic trash bag, and it’s all documented quite clearly and permanently on social media.

20 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 24, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Swollen tattooed skanky slob

  • TheTea
    March 23, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Heather Watson should be featured on TB, honestly. She’s far worse than Mary. The post she wrote about Mary robbing people. She was burning* them. selling them fake bags filled with pepper and makeup. Heather was one of those idiot people. Heather Watson is on a whole different level of scumbag. It’s fucking sad. These smuts give this area a bad name.

  • Street rat
    March 21, 2019 at 8:52 am

    Her father woke her up to tell her she was pregnant? I’m guessing he just rolled over in bed and nudged her

    • Daddy loves you
      March 21, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      Best comment

  • Jim
    March 21, 2019 at 7:55 am

    Didn’t know the preg test was positive? I never heard of anyone flunking a pregnancy test but I think that qualifies.

  • Just Sayin'
    March 21, 2019 at 7:47 am

    “Don’t tell me what to do…” tells me all i need to know about them.
    these two will grow into contrarians of good advice, lashing out because they don’t know why and psychologically stuck at two years old, like the social retards they will meet in prison.

  • The Unwanted Man
    March 21, 2019 at 1:00 am

    She certainly DID make a 360. She came full circle and is right back where she started, in the gutter.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Robert Kraft
    March 20, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    I’d let her play with it. Hi

    • Like it is
      March 21, 2019 at 9:47 am

      Yeah right. You like those pre-pubescent looking $59 sex slaves you filthy old fuck.

      • Yes I'm right
        March 21, 2019 at 8:12 pm

        You must be retarded and part of one of those woman groups pestering the nfl. Kraft was videoed being serviced by older 50+ asian broads, not pre pubescent, you fucking asshole. Now bow down, lick the sole of my boot and punch yourself in the face you sjw peasant.

  • Sharkeytheshark
    March 20, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Heather Lynn (Watson), the girl who made a post about her, is one of the biggest junky theifs our there. From robbing her father, friends, sleeping with drug dealers and guys for drugs and money, and just being a 100% scumbag. To be honest, I thought she woulda ended up on here too by now. She’s like the definition of white trash.

    • Randall Guy
      March 20, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      I paid the bitch 50 bucks for anal and got crabs and the clap. She used a 12″ strap-on with no lube on me

    • Chilly
      March 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

      But she’s not. Guess not as many people felt the need to alert her to TB. She must fly under the radar. She is dining something different from Mary. Maybe she doesn’t air her dirty laundry in Facebook. Just a thought. And of course she is a junkie. Junkie only talk to other junkies.

  • Mom's Basement
    March 20, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Who keeps a used jizz rag in their car? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve made crusty many a sock but unless it was in bag full of dirty laundry ditching the jizz rag should have been top priority.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 20, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Another throwaway kid for society to have to deal with, one way or another. Perfect.

    Ratchetgenics is the answer. It’s like eugenics, but scaled down to only those with prior convictions, burgeoning rap “careers,” social media posts that have a blunt or a bottle of Henny prominently displayed, liberal use of the 100 emoji/tryna/finna/facks in the majority of their posts, or refer to the other parent of their child as BD or BM.

    Complex problem with a simple solution. Line em up!

  • Lizzie 2020
    March 20, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Is one of tgem Native American? Can she vote?…….

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 20, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Nothing good ever has come out of Danielson.

    • Perverted Pederast Mr. Miyagi
      March 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm

      Something veddy good come from Daniel-san…wax off…

      • Mr. Unoriginal Miyagi
        March 20, 2019 at 4:44 pm

        My bad. Too eager.

    • Mr. Miyagi
      March 20, 2019 at 4:42 pm

      Not true. Daniel san learn balance… Wax-on… Wax-off

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