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Nearly a year ago, Turtleboy wrote about this junkbox supreme oxygen thief from Leominster who has the distinction of being one of the few people in Massachusetts, if not the only, to actually be charged with stolen valor at the time of his arrest. Compliments his running list of Google trophies well.
Sentinel and Enterprise: A homeless man panhandling at Twin City Shopping Center on Thursday while holding a sign that read “Homeless Veteran, Anything Helps” was picked up by police on three outstanding warrants, but also charged with violating the state’s Stolen Valor Act, according to a department spokesman.
“While I can’t be completely certain, this may be the first person in the state charged with stolen valor,” said police Lt. Michael Ciccolini about the arrest of Jeffrey G. Alajajian, 30.
The stolen valor charge resulted from the sign Alajajian was holding while begging for money that identified him as a veteran. Ciccolini said that while Alajajian was being booked, he admitted that he wasn’t a veteran. The Stolen Valor Act was signed into law by Gov. Charlie Baker in November 2015 and established the offense as a misdemeanor punishable by at fine of up to $1,000 and one year in jail. Tougher than a similar federal statute, the state’s law makes it illegal to fake military service for financial gain.
Alajajian in the past three years has been charged with larceny over $250 and shoplifting in Leominster. In 2010, he was charged in Ayer with attempted murder for allegedly attempting to strangle his girlfriend, and in 2011 he was charged in Ayer with child abuse for allegedly injuring his girlfriend’s 22-month-old son.
What a peach. He had first caught the ire of Turtleboy for pulling a ratchet classic and putting up a fraudulent Gofundme purportedly to support his elderly and infirm cancer stricken grandmother
Who was already dead and buried. Awkward.
Well guess who’s back, and allegedly has found Jesus?
This has to be the gold standard of lead paint poisoned GoFundMe posting. Honestly. This guy is so fucking cooked he doesn’t realize the public can, in fact, see who the author is. So the entire thing is written in third person, on behalf of Jeff’s “friend”, “Jesus Jeff”. Who is, obviously, the greatest guy ever, and so
totallysuffering from cancer, you guys.
“I am raising money to help my friend Jeff, also known as Jesus Jeff. In October he found out he was terminally Ill and given only 5 years to live. With no cure he was presented with the option of trying a new experimental treatment in Hope’s to save his life. It being experimental and not FDA approved his insurance will not cover it and it isnt cheap. They are $1000 a piece once a week for 3 months. That’s $12000. He then would go 6 months with no treatments, then another 3 month round of them. Jeff is currently laid off for the winter collecting unemployment barely able to afford groceries never mind these treatments.”
Seems legit. Nothing to see here, you should definitely give your hard earned money to this smackslammer
Because he snapped a picture or two on his way to a probation hearing or something, and says he has cancer. Cancer, you guys. He’s gonna die. This is serious. And Jesus Jeff really is a wonderful guy, just ask Jesus Jeff.
“Let me tell you about Jeff. He is amazing. He has overcome so much already in his life and for the past few years given his life to christ and allowed christ to use him anyway he seemed fit. He is always smiling and goes out of his way to help anyone he can. People are drawn to Jeff and ask around not one person could say something bad about him.”
Not one person, you say?
Looks like he made it on Turtleboy again. Congrats, Jeff!
“He is very humble and an extremely hard working ,putting his all into whatever he is doing and has such an unbelievable love for jesus and life. He also has a beautiful 2 year old boy.Jeff is not one to ask for help or hand outs. But at this time he needs it the most. Whether these treatments work or not, the one person who at least deserves a chance to live out life is Jeff. So please, help my friend. Hed give the clothes off his back for anyone, let’s do something for him.”
Yeah, Jeff, you seem pretty fucking humble all right. And so hard working. You’ve worked hard at avoiding real work for quite some time, it seems. Everybody, a round of applause for Jesus Jeff! Turtleboy’s most distinguished GoFundMe Scam of the day.
Jeff isn’t too thrilled with the reaction he’s gotten so far, but have no fear, internet. Jesus Jeff will be praying for each and every one of you, when he’s not busy counting up donation dollars and dying of cancer, that is.
Such a proud moment here. Thanks for the prayers and blatant lies, Jesus Jeff. God loves everyone. Except for you.