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Chudmuffin Leominster Panhandler Charged With Stolen Valor For Fake Veteran Sign, Started GoFundMe For Dead Grandmother’s Cancer Fund, Beat And Burned 1 Year Old Boy

Chudmuffin Leominster Panhandler Charged With Stolen Valor For Fake Veteran Sign, Started GoFundMe For Dead Grandmother’s Cancer Fund, Beat And Burned 1 Year Old Boy

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Sentinel and EnterpriseA homeless man panhandling at Twin City Shopping Center on Thursday while holding a sign that read “Homeless Veteran, Anything Helps” was picked up by police on three outstanding warrants, but also charged with violating the state’s Stolen Valor Act, according to a department spokesman.

“While I can’t be completely certain, this may be the first person in the state charged with stolen valor,” said police Lt. Michael Ciccolini about the arrest of Jeffrey G. Alajajian, 30.

The stolen valor charge resulted from the sign Alajajian was holding while begging for money that identified him as a veteran. Ciccolini said that while Alajajian was being booked, he admitted that he wasn’t a veteran. The Stolen Valor Act was signed into law by Gov. Charlie Baker in November 2015 and established the offense as a misdemeanor punishable by at fine of up to $1,000 and one year in jail. Tougher than a similar federal statute, the state’s law makes it illegal to fake military service for financial gain.

Alajajian in the past three years has been charged with larceny over $250 and shoplifting in Leominster. In 2010, he was charged in Ayer with attempted murder for allegedly attempting to strangle his girlfriend, and in 2011 he was charged in Ayer with child abuse for allegedly injuring his girlfriend’s 22-month-old son.


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What a piece of fucking shit this guy is. You’re real strong bro. We’re all so impressed. Since you’re such a bad ass how come you didn’t serve your country, instead of just piggy backing off the sacrifices of real men and women?

Oh, and this isn’t the first time he’s lied about something serious in order to pull on people’s heart strings and get cash for his next fix:

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That was last week!!! He had a GoFundMe to raise money for his grandmother to fight cancer. Except she was DEAD!!! What an oxygen stealer this buttmuffin is.

Oh right, it’s not his fault. It’s a “disease.” My mistake.

It boggles my mind that the ACLU and social justice warriors are so willing to go to bat for these worthless chuds, because panhandling is allegedly “free speech.” First of all, it’s not free speech. It’s an illegal, unregistered business that doesn’t pay any taxes and doesn’t provide a service in return for the cash they take in. Secondly, they all spend money on drugs. Anyone who gives a panhandler money is worse than they are, because you’re sober and you’re still making the choice to finance their self destruction.

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And his arrest in 2010 in Groton for beating the shit out of his girlfriend’s 22 month old son is absolutely horrific:

A 24-year-old Ayer man is facing child-abuse charges after he allegedly picked his girlfriend’s 22-month-old son up by his ears and also fractured the child’s leg. On Jan. 18, when the boy arrived at daycare, the provider saw a red blister-type mark on his lower right leg she believed was consistent with a cigarette burn. On Jan. 3, the mother dropped her son off at daycare. The daycare provider noticed a bruise to one of the boy’s ears. The following day the woman noticed both of the boy’s ears were bruised. Ten days later, the provider noticed marks on the boy’s left buttocks consistent with two fingers. There were also two circular red dot-like marks in the center of the boy’s back. The prosecutor alleges in court documents that since the beginning of their relationship, Alajajian, who is not the boy’s biological father, has criticized the boy’s mother for failing to discipline her son and encouraged her to strike him.

So let me get this straight. A career loser junkie who can’t get his life together, thinks he’s in a position to discipline other people’s children? A 22 month old has almost zero ability to reason. They barely understand the concept of “no.” Their brains are not advanced enough to be able to condition their behavior through any means. So this trashbag probably told the kid to stop doing something, the kid didn’t comply, BECAUSE HE’S 22 MONTHS OLD, and he figured that burning a cigarette on his neck would teach him.


The whole purpose of corporal punishment (this is well beyond that) is to reform behavior. Most likely this lardvark was beaten growing up. So obviously it didn’t work on him. And now he feels he can go around beating small children he has no relation to because he’s all of a sudden an upstanding grownup who is concerned about teaching the difference between right and wrong? I can’t even type about this any more I’m so angry.

Here’s a question – why is this ass pump not in jail? He broke this 1 year old baby’s leg. He treated him like an ashtray. He lifted him up by the ears. That shit doesn’t even happen at Gitmo. And somehow he’s out walking the streets and panhandling? The more I read about stories like this the more enraged I get about judges in this state. Each and every bleeding heart idiot who thinks these people can be reformed should be taken out back and put to pasture. This guy cannot be reformed. He will forever be a waste of space. Just put him on a raft and drop him off in the middle of the Caribbean Sea. Wherever he ends up is his new home. Then he can be someone else’s problem.




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31 Comment(s)
  • Piper
    February 18, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Anybody who grew up in Ayer knows who this guy is and what p.o.s he is. Always has been. He’s never in jail long becuase he always ends up in that joke “drug court”. Addict he is but that’s not why is such scum. He beats women, children and animals. Most people are afraid of him becuase he is such a sadistic sick f*ck.

    What REALLY gets me is the fact all of this is known and yet there are people who still choose to be around him and even call him a friend. That’s terrifying to know some people in the community still associate with this guy. I saw this and couldn’t believe this shitbag was still on the streets. Him and all his little friends are all shitbags.

  • Nate
    February 18, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    I think that this Sociopath is looking to get his Shit pushed in! BIGTIME Bro!

  • Wabbitt
    February 18, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Leominster PD needs to give me ten minutes with this muff. Turn off the cameras and lock the door. Fuckstick will never even look at a kid the wrong way again.

    • Liz
      February 18, 2017 at 1:59 pm

      Thank you. What I wanted to say but couldn’t find the words.

  • Barack Obama
    February 18, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    I’m glad to see the people I stuck my neck out for and have been giving free money and food stamps too are representing themselves correctly

  • I dont wanna put name
    February 18, 2017 at 9:46 am

    He wasnt in jail cause he was in drug court lol

  • Katey
    February 18, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Turtle boy I think your great. You are so spot on all the time. I couldn’t agree with you more. Maybe he could have reformed himself and got clean. But he will forever be a piece of shit for laying his hands on a child. Such a waste of human life. This justice system in absolutely horrible. He shouldn’t even be out there on the streets. He should be serving time for beating that poor child. Hopefully one day he will get what he deserves.

  • can't believe it!!
    February 18, 2017 at 4:12 am

    Wow!!! I met him years ago from my scumbag neighbor (go figure) and he was pulling no the vet card then!! I’m glad he finally got caught. Who the fuck lies about that and be okay with it?? A piece of shit who will never get off the system that’s who… how sad. Scumbag

  • 24
    February 17, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    “In 2010, he was charged in Ayer with attempted murder for allegedly attempting to strangle his girlfriend, and in 2011 he was charged in Ayer with child abuse for allegedly injuring his girlfriend’s 22-month-old son.”

    I wonder…was the woman he attempted to strangle in 2010 the SAME woman who was the mother of the child he attacked in 2011? Meaning, her boyfriend attacked her, she stayed with him, and allowed him around her child?

    If so, then I hope she was charged too.

    Side note – it is a good thing the day care provider reported this, but maybe she could have reported it a little sooner (two weeks)? Mandated reporters are supposed to report on suspicion, not on a case they have built all on their own (while the child is continuing to be harmed).

    • Disgusted
      February 17, 2017 at 10:35 pm

      I was thinking the same thing about the daycare provider!! I used to be one and being a mandated reported, I would have called the FIRST time a bruise showed up in an unusual spot! Toddlers trip and fall but they don’t get bruises on their ears or little burns anywhere!

    • Ashley Riley
      February 18, 2017 at 6:43 am

      Actually no…it was a completely different girl because Amanda left him after he broke her jaw in 2010.I was there that night and witnessed everything because jefferey is my Cousin and lived with my Grandparents, Brother and I for years until 2015 because we got a restraining order on him. Amanda doesn’t let him near her daughter AT all, he hasn’t seen her for years..he also has a son that he hasn’t seen for months..

      • Ashley Riley
        February 18, 2017 at 7:03 am

        Jefferys child abuse and attempted murder chargers were about 6 to 7 years ago. His baby Mommas don’t let him near them, or his children, and haven’t for a long time. He’s abused several woman and has abused several children. The child abuse case took a while to form because they needed evidence, witnesses, and such. Sometimes it can take a couple of years for a case to be presented in court. Jeffery spent time in jail for it, but because of his pitty “Addiction” excuse, they offer him either time in prison shortened with a rehabilitation program, or spend the entire sentencing in jail. He’s a manipulator. He makes it look like he’s doing soo well in prison and that he’s going to get clean, but when he’s out, he goes right back to his addiction. He’s been doing this since before he was a teenager. Jefferys now in jail for pretending to be a Veteran and panhandling. He’s also in jail for all of his warrants. He was arrested this past Thursday. I’ve gotten a lot of crap from people “Why would you disgrace someone from your family for an addiction problem?” I disgrace people in my family who have taken advantage of my innocent grandparents, stolen money from not only my family, but a lot of other innocent people, and who let us down. We’ve helped Jeff for years and he was even there when my grandma took her last breaths and then he desperately made a fake page to receive money telling people that my grandma was still alive battleing when she’s been gone for 9 months. I have no respect for people like him, especially when it comes to my parents.

        • Father of three kids
          February 18, 2017 at 10:58 am

          I’d LOVE to get my hands on your piece of shit (and that is disrespecting shit) cousin. I would beat him within an inch of his life. Anyone who would do that to a child deserves whatever happens to them.

    • amanda bouffard
      February 18, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      No I know who it was. it was two different women.

  • Ant
    February 17, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    I used to let him fuck me, and he’s dick is good. Plus he has a nice body so that turned me on so much that my boy pussy throbbed just from thinking about him. He would deep throat me when we used to do coke and poppers

  • Publius
    February 17, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Wishing the worst for this junkie piece of loose poop.

  • Liz
    February 17, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    This makes my blood boil. Stolen valor, profiting off of someone’s death are low but you don’t get much lower than hurting a baby or child. You can’t actually. Children come into this world innocent; their survival and well- being and safety is completely in our hands. They don’t ask to be given shitty, abusive circumstances and / or incompetent providers. They’ve done nothing wrong. Yet pieces of shit like this and many other “parents” featured on this blog have a sick desire and / or ability to bring them into the world only to fail them on every level. It’s just not fair. These poor babies and kids.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    February 17, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    Blame the morons that vote Democrat – period.

  • Sal Monella
    February 17, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Been TDY someplace very cold, reason why I haven’t commented in a while. Headed back in a couple days. Let me take him there, natives will like the entertainment.

    • BobnMic
      February 18, 2017 at 11:47 am

      You in Siberia Sal? If so, bring me back some hot Russian man.

  • I hate stupid people.
    February 17, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    I wouldn’t waste the money on a raft to expensive. There is a 25cent solution but that would be to quick. I can think of a million ways to make him pay for hurting a 22 month old baby. Hot finish nails under his fingernails, then once they cooled down slowly remove them and start on the toenails. That waste of oxygen would suffer worse than a terrorist at Gitmo.

  • Fuk em'all
    February 17, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    230 fucking grains, enough said!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey (D)
      February 17, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      We monitor these comments and my office will be in contact with you forthwith.

      We aren’t interested in prosecuting actual criminals – just businesses and citizens exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 17, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    I’d make an exception for forced sterilization for this fuckstick. He should never be a father to any children…ever.

    • Amanda bouffard
      February 17, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      That’s why he’s not allowed anywhere near my daughter…ever again. This post doesn’t even name half of the fucked up shit he’s done. He used to lock me in rooms or prevent me from leaving them, he broke my jaw in two places (and then grabbed my face and squeezed after getting my jaw wired shut), punched and kicked me countless times, choked me, aaaaaand said he was going to punch me in the stomach when I was 8 months pregnant. He’s a piece of shit and always will be…there’s NO “saving his soul” if you will

      • Amy
        February 17, 2017 at 6:02 pm

        He choked me in 8th grade until his best-friend at the time (R.I.P.) K.P. beat the piss out of him as I couldn’t even gasp blue on the floor. Fuck him, I bought his panhandling ass a pizza a few years back and walked away with my head up. Karma is a bitch!

      • Evan
        February 18, 2017 at 12:59 pm

        My question is, why would you bring a kid around a sack of shit like this guy. Like really, maybe he faked being nice. But once he pulled out those lame tats you must of known something was up with him. Should make a message saying girls to stop going after trash bags that beat them, use them and beat their kids.

  • BobnMic
    February 17, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Dude seems nice enough, I’d have a beer with him.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 17, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Special place in hell for this dirtbag

    • Worcester County Screw
      February 17, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      Another shitbag with the House in West Boylston on his resume. Lies about being a vet among other things, and blames it on a disease.

      See you soon at the House you shitbag.

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