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Meanwhile in Boston…..
And that is why Norway won the Olympics. Sometimes you’re out for a drink during a snowstorm and look outside and the snow queen herself is pushing a police paddywagon out of a snow drift. Realistically though, she was the only one who could save us. Her or the Grand Pabbie. All she had to do was learn how to harness her magical powers. In fairness though, this is largely her fault to begin with. If she had just figured out how to to put together an act of true love a couple weeks ago, and respected her sister’s life regretful life choices, we wouldn’t have got buried in white shit.
This video’s great obviously, and the laughing in the background made it even better. I can’t imagine how hilarious it must’ve been to see in person. But because it’s the Internet the outrage patrol has found something to be upset about:
Oh for fuck’s sake. She’s Goddamn Elsa. She has magical powers. She’s immune to the cold. She got this. She doesn’t need our help. Do you watch Batman and say, “Why isn’t anyone else saving Gotham?” No. Because only one person is up to the task. Just let her do her thing.