Princess Elsa Harnesses Magical Powers With Act Of True Love To Save Boston Police Paddywagon Stuck In Eternal Winter

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Meanwhile in Boston…..

And that is why Norway won the Olympics. Sometimes you’re out for a drink during a snowstorm and look outside and the snow queen herself is pushing a police paddywagon out of a snow drift. Realistically though, she was the only one who could save us. Her or the Grand Pabbie. All she had to do was learn how to harness her magical powers. In fairness though, this is largely her fault to begin with. If she had just figured out how to to put together an act of true love a couple weeks ago, and respected her sister’s life regretful life choices, we wouldn’t have got buried in white shit. 

This video’s great obviously, and the laughing in the background made it even better. I can’t imagine how hilarious it must’ve been to see in person. But because it’s the Internet the outrage patrol has found something to be upset about:

Oh for fuck’s sake. She’s Goddamn Elsa. She has magical powers. She’s immune to the cold. She got this. She doesn’t need our help. Do you watch Batman and say, “Why isn’t anyone else saving Gotham?” No. Because only one person is up to the task. Just let her do her thing.


8 Comment(s)
  • Haystack
    March 16, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Caviar, cigarettes, well versed in etiquette — extraordinarily nice…

  • SMH
    March 15, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I am only impressed if Elsa was in high heels.

    March 14, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Jesus H fucking Christ! I’m so sick of people crying on social media about every little thing. “O o.o my gawd what assholes for just standing there and not helping shim out” blah blah blah shut the fuck up, like your self entitled snowflake ass would have helped if you were there! Nope, bet fucking not, bet anything they would have alllll stayed the fuck inside and laughed as well. The world would be such a better place with out, ratchets, snowflakes & creatures with hyphenated names o & social media can’t leave that out. Not all hero’s wear capes & good for you shim, you did a great deed. Now if the other 99.679% would shut the fuck up & get off of their phone & helped one another out like shim did. The world would be a little bit of a better place!

  • Can’t win
    March 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Liberals can’t figure out what they want. First they complain that the only one pushing is a fellow lib but as soon as the wagon gets to lockup they’ll all be yelling free muh boi

  • vicxh
    March 14, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    +10 for South End Drag Elsa

  • Spankster
    March 14, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    What !!! The liberal lefties are upset that a woman is being allowed to do work!!! Seriously this was a joke. Liberals have NO sense of humor

  • Prince elsa
    March 14, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    The cold didn’t bother him anyways

  • Miss Monster (The Hybrid)
    March 14, 2018 at 11:27 am


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