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Princeton Selectmen Want To Force Kids And Teachers To Get Vaccinated Even Though One Owns An Acton Karate/Yoga Studio Where You Don’t Have To Wear A Mask



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17 Comment(s)
  • karate fag
    August 11, 2021 at 11:49 pm

    Dick Brisk what a self important joker I’d put money on any barroom brawler to kick his ass.

  • Mushmouth
    August 11, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    I haven’t read one damn TB story since the cross over.
    I get more out of the comment site anyway.
    There is more truth, humor and intelligence right here without wincing thru bad grammar, stale gossip and TB glamour shots….

  • phillip j mckracken
    August 11, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    Hey TurtleTwink, when are we going to talk about that fucking scumbag Ryan Denver? Enough of the tiddlywink bullshit, there is a ton of meat on the bone with this story!

  • Turtle
    August 11, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    Did she get her Chicken pox vaccine and the various other vaccines required to attend school in Massachusetts? Who did you tell her blame for those shots Aiden?

  • Rian!
    August 11, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    Really wish this guy r3ads this article,sees you on the street, and does a side kick on you balls.
    Also, how stupid and douchie can ypu be to try to hurt a small business like this, jyst because you disagree with masks.
    Stupid because once you attack a business, you are free game to a lawsuit you idiot. Free press does not apply.

  • Peter Pulitzer
    August 11, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    Great content have you ever consider writing a story about Dasha Kelly or Dick picks?

    August 11, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    I took Karate because the Jewish kids on my block used to take turns kicking my ass. Didn’t work, they still kicked it anyway! Good times.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Andy Cuomo
    August 11, 2021 at 1:03 pm

    Who would send their kid to this creep?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 11, 2021 at 4:01 pm

      A cuomosexual perhaps?

  • Christopher Robbinson
    August 11, 2021 at 12:54 pm

    Smear peanut butter on my face while I slap my hamster and rub raw eggplant skins on my nipples
    – Liberals

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 11, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    I agree that children and teachers should be forced to have vaccinations and wear masks! I say it’s time to take it a step further! All children and staff should be forced to wear full face burkas! The Taliban has it right on this one!

    • The More You Know
      August 11, 2021 at 12:50 pm

      Schools already require lots of vaccinations.

  • Pingo
    August 11, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    Send him some dickpics. That should stop him

    August 11, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    Fuck you ya decrepit old boomer tyrant wanna be. I dont take medical advice from people with downs syndrome faces.

    • Damn
      August 11, 2021 at 12:39 pm

      You know Aidan.

  • Robert Clawson-Smith
    August 11, 2021 at 12:15 pm

    Can we get an update on the Kayla Noel-Brown story by the way? Without details of how many Lipnicki’s she’s given, and when, and why?

  • Shane Hoban
    August 11, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    One morning I SKANK BANGED Kayla Noel-Brown for hours. I let her give me lipnicki’s night and day!

    Easy sailing skip!

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