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Pro Mask Monsters Try To Force Wachusett Students To Smother Themselves And Normal Parents Are Fighting Back


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40 Comment(s)
  • Ugly Kids
    August 11, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    Your daughter is cursed with your wife’s center line backer shoulders. Fuck when I saw the pic of Julie on the website with yiur name on it it made me believe all the things I have heard about her. Her shoulders are wider than your tall. Amd that scrunched scrotum face is what your son has to look forward. That sucks. Why put your kids on here to receive the hateful bile from Turtle Riders like me? It’s clear to me you have zero friends and your literally going crazy because you don’t have a group of friends to see what a normal life is like. That picture of you in your yearbook where you were in every picture of every club personifies the loner and weirdo you are. Are you sad Aidan……the voices in your head know all about it.

    • Coward Troll
      August 11, 2021 at 10:19 pm

      What a complete coward you are. First, you have the grammar of a 4th grader. Second, you’re probably driving a shitty car, in your shitty life while being surrounded by shitty people. Third, you attack the guys family in an obvious attempt to get under his skin cause he clearly made you his bitch..

      • First, Second, 3rd
        August 12, 2021 at 4:16 pm

        Oh my you really told me. So anyways……the Turtle Wife aka Julie is just gross. She looks like she does 200 whatever exercises enlarge ones neck and shoulder muscles. Gross. Oh crap, my grammar again. But back to Aidan……talk about an erratic mess of a man whose passion is collecting Dick pics from people like you. No need to for your 1,2,three thing because you sir a Dick pic. Isn’t Unc sad and lives in a basement consumed with FB convos with ratchets? Yes. Is his wife ugly? Yes. Crap I can’t not do this Third: The kids are doomed once they realize how messed up their dad is. If he makes it. Odds are 50/50 he shoots himself snd 90/10 he gets divorced. Any ways did I trigger you?

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gores Toupee
    August 11, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Global warming is here !!!! The sky is falling !!!! The Vaxxed and Masked are choosing to “protect” themselves from this horrible disease…I say let them as long as it does not affect me or mine ! Individual Freedoms and Choice for us all !!!

  • Piss Flaps Pelosi
    August 11, 2021 at 10:49 am

    Fuck this shitty site, run by a guy who grovels at the first chance of a MSM “story”.

    And the fuck the rest of you cucks still commenting here.

    Time to move on-

    • george costanza
      The Duke of Hasting
      August 11, 2021 at 3:56 pm

      Says the submissive who took the time and thought to comment? yeah ok

      • Piss Flaps Pelosi (site still sucks, bye)
        August 12, 2021 at 12:28 pm

        It’s the Duke of Hastings… S!

        You oafish smooth brain.

  • M.E.D.I.A. = Most Effective Devil In America
    August 11, 2021 at 9:52 am

    In other news you will never hear about today:

    Just as we are finishing our withdrawal from Afgahanistan, the Taliban went on a blitz warpath and took over the entire northeast of the country, and took over three capitol cities. The Army we trained literally turned around, left their equipment and deserted. Photos show all the Taliban sporting brand new US Weaponry. They waited four years for this. Wonder why lol.

    • Obiden
      August 11, 2021 at 11:43 am

      Obama created ISIS by the same method. Sudden withdrawal no support. Turn over all the US armor and weapons to the insurgent islamists then blame it on somebody else.

      Watch within 2 weeks Biden will approve a missile strike the MSM will orgasm over.

      Trump ended ISIS within 18 months. Biden brought the Taliban back to full health in 6 months clearly Biden is a better military leader.

    • wow what a joke
      August 11, 2021 at 1:09 pm

      wow thats crazy not a single mention of it in my newsfeed right now. I had to google it and nothing really comes up except a 4 paragraph whitewashed AP article (that even mentions Trump at the end lol).

      then you go to duckduck go and its all every foreign news outlet is talking about today. Literally executions on the same scale as ISIS they wiped out whole cities overnight. and the videos I saw they all have camo uniforms green laser sighted weapons and humvees.

      this should be breaking news 24/7. Instead the top 10 headlines from Google News lol:

      1. Senate Republicans block effort by Democrats to advance voting and election bill
      2. Daily US Covid-19 infections now world’s highest as Delta variant surges
      3. FCC to test emergency alert systems on televisions, radios and certain cell phones across the country
      4. Who is Kathy Hochul, New York’s soon-to-be first female governor?
      5. Nearly 94,000 Kids Got COVID-19 Last Week. They Were 15% Of All New Cases
      6. Tropical Storm Fred becomes sixth named storm of Atlantic hurricane season
      7. Southwest Airlines warns that delta Covid variant is hurting bookings, lowers outlook
      8. Over 1 Million People Have Gotten Unauthorized Covid-19 Booster Shots: Report
      9. Ethiopian Forces Are Using Rape As A Weapon Of War In Tigray, Amnesty Says
      10. Northrop Grumman cargo ship launches to space station with pizza, supplies

  • Joe Biden
    August 11, 2021 at 9:02 am

    I heard social media is now placing rainbow flags over the profiles of sexual offenders and even placing them on their houses and cars. Where’s my ice cream?

  • derp derpa
    August 11, 2021 at 8:58 am

    Men don’t only want one thing from women.

    Some men want to go for long walks on the beach… and talk about the second amendment, taxation and personal freedoms.

  • Maggie Hassan's Retarded Child
    August 11, 2021 at 8:36 am

    Wearing a mask is a 100% guarantee that you will NEVER catch the COVID. ALL MASKS are 100% effective.

  • Orion
    August 11, 2021 at 7:41 am

    To all my fans on TB, My children will be triple vaxed and double masked in this school this year. Better safe than sorry!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 11, 2021 at 6:55 am

    Fighting the communists so your kids can see their worthless “teachers” faces at the indoctrination center as they are taught about the evils of whiteness is not the solution.

    Option 1: Dump that job slaving for sheckles for some greedy joo and just home school. Collect government gibs like the boons.

    Option 2: Private school.

    Either way, fuck this system, fuck the antichrist and fuck globohomo.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      August 11, 2021 at 7:40 am

      Fun fact: in Hebrew the plural of shekels is sh’kalim.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        August 11, 2021 at 12:07 pm

        Just more proof that you can learn something new everyday…..shalom

        • Alexander Rich-Shea
          Alexander Rich-Shea
          August 11, 2021 at 1:54 pm


    • Dave Edwards
      Goyim know
      August 11, 2021 at 9:54 pm

      You are not alone, fellow goy. There are many of us…perhaps 6 million?

  • Mushmouth
    August 11, 2021 at 1:40 am

    Who gets the bag of assholes award over mask issues?
    a) The whiny twerp who is sitting on boxes of them in his basement / onwhine store or…………..
    b) That news douche who complains about mask wearing and mandates in his blogs?

  • Fauci Biden Zuckerberg = Death
    August 11, 2021 at 12:25 am

    Vaccines are wearing off or don’t work.

    Fact look at all the vaccinated people who have gotten and getting sick. All we hear from the Government, Medical Professionals and Big Tech censures is take experimental vaccine you deplorables or we’ll take your freedom and job away.

    No answers to the most basic questions. Why are the vaccines failing?

    What is the point in a vaccine that doesn’t work? or are the vaccines making it worse?

    Can’t even ask.

    • Massholio
      August 11, 2021 at 7:37 am

      Yeah average age of death for the minuscule amount of breakthrough infections is 82.5. If I live that long I’ll consider it a victory.

      • follow the tyranny
        August 11, 2021 at 11:52 am

        breakthrough infections are equal to non vaccinated infection as a percent of the population. The average age of 82. is for combined vaccinated and un vaccinated.,

        Yet the vaccinated are equally at risk of becoming infected, sick, dying and spreading covid. The deaths are low across the board for the Delta variant because it’s a less severe strain.

        You gotta ask yourself is this even a vaccine if getting the vaccine provides almost zero benefit for the vast majority of the population. The average person will experience cold like symptoms vaccinated or not. Normally we would follow the money, in this case we need to follow the power-shift to a handful of people in and out of government.

    August 10, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    The JOO cabal want you to take this experimental gene therapy jab.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 10, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    I like watching the death of this blog and the rage fuelled white trash townie failures who love it cry into their doritos about how the world left them behind.

    Anyone who gets mad enough to reply is the biggest crybaby faggot on here. I’m impressed you can type while acting like such a little sensitive bitch.

    This blog is trash… Written by a…

  • Aidan is the Dasha Kelly of Mass. You still lost the school election too
    August 10, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    Why would you put your kids out there like that, after you claim people have tried to harrass you? Are you that self-centered?
    And is your argument really that a kid should not wear a mask because a teacher is missing out on the smile of your crotchfruit?
    I think that black mold in your mom’s basement is getting to you.

  • Jewmerica
    August 10, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    If this site goes away, I will miss you guys, all of you, no matter your race/color/creed.

  • Kenny Klitz
    August 10, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    Do away with this site and watch all those clicks disappear

  • Orion
    August 10, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    You do you but it’s sorta creepy to use pics of your kids to further your own political agendas.
    Just an opinion.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Dr Jill Biden's Husband
    August 10, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    I told him to just grab a little side boob and sniff their hair but no, he took it too far.

    • Matt Gaetz
      August 10, 2021 at 6:53 pm

      I force-fed a preteen an eight ball of coke, urinated on her and raped the absolute shit out of her. You’re a fucking lib rookie. Sit this one out.

      • True Reality Speaks
        ^^Just Another Lib Lemming^^
        August 10, 2021 at 8:02 pm

        You spelled Hunter wrong.

        • Matt Gaetz
          August 10, 2021 at 10:46 pm

          Cry about it, lib. I’ve voted to legalize child rape and child sex trafficking TWENTY THREE times. Limp dick Hunter’s just a shit lib who couldn’t make it to the fucking senate unless we dumped crack all over the floor. Fag boy would prob run as a (D), too. I’m a REPUBLICAN. Don’t like it? Don’t like me? Don’t like child rape? Vote for AIC then you worthless fucking CUCK FAGGOT.

          • Alexander Rich-Shea
            Alexander Rich-Shea
            August 11, 2021 at 7:35 am

            This is why nobody likes liberals.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 10, 2021 at 5:54 pm

    It is indeed a sad day but I will always be a Cuomo-sexual.

  • Metro West Guy
    Masked Superstar
    August 10, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Living in fear at such a young age is horrible. Whichever strain it I’d the vast majority of kids get it and move on very quickly. Thousands of more kids will die in car accidents this year than from this virus, but how many people will stop driving while stoned, texting or exceeding the speed limit? How many parents will stop shoving Donuts into their obese child who is already pre-diabetic at 9?

  • JustToBeSure
    August 10, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    You messed up the headline. Allow me to correct:
    “Parents who would’ve denied their kids the polio vaccine prove that connect-the-dot puzzles numbering higher than ten is too much for them.”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 10, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Looks like a couple of great kids Uncle T. At least and the Mrs. did something right.

  • bigdaddy
    St Fauci
    August 10, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    Wear your mask its the reich thing to do

  • bigdaddy
    Karen of Karens
    August 10, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    Its my body my choice keep government out of my health care decisions. Now shut up and get you government mandated vaccine

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