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  • Providence Chudlington Bear Pitches A Fit And Blocks Bus Entrance Because RIPTA Won’t Let His Fake Service Dog Ride

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    There’s a video going viral that shows a man and his “service” dog being denied entrance on the bus by RIPTA employees. Prepare for your blood to boil. I’ve never wanted to punch anyone in their yap hole more than this guy.

    Here’s his own video of the incident. Be warned, his voice is loud, obnoxious and might cause you to lose your bowels so if that’s something you’re interested in, have at it:

    So, this epic toddler tantrum is the result of being denied access to the bus because he wants to ride with his “service dog” that isn’t really a service dog. Come on man, just prove that it’s a service dog and be on your way. But he won’t because he knows it isn’t a trained service dog.

    This is one of many videos this dooshmupa has on his youtube channel. He frequently harasses RIPTA employees, random store employees, and the Providence PD just for shits and giggles.
    Here’s what happens when, against all better judgement, they actually allow his dog on the bus.

    Fuck that! I’d blacklist this lunatic too.

    I don’t care that the dog he’s trying to stow away on the bus is a pit bull and neither does RIPTA. The problem is that it’s not a service dog. No one knows what kind of training this dog has, so no one knows what the dog is capable of and RIPTA isn’t going to be liable for the shitstorm should something happen. And why should they be? I’d be willing to bet this is an Emotional Support or Therapy dog, but those aren’t allowed everywhere an owner is.

    Fuck man, get a real service dog and ride all the buses you want.

    Then there’s this queef cloud, fueled by the power of three packs of Newports, who tried to play hero by calling the bus driver a “fucking asshole”, “Hitler” and screeches “I hope you fucking die.” If that doesn’t convince someone to do what you want, I don’t know what would.

    Then this guy approaches the dog and pets it to prove how sweet it is.

    Everyone knows you don’t pet a REAL service dog. Part of the reason they’re supposed to wear those vests is so people stay the fuck away from an actual working service dog. A true service dog owner wouldn’t allow that.

    Then, at almost 5 mins in, this woman hits us with PURE COMMON SENSE. I like this lady.

    She says what every attractive and intelligent turtle rider was thinking- WHY doesn’t the dog have a vest on and why doesn’t it even have a proper leash. This dude is walking his “service dog” around on a $5 rope from Home Depot.

    And what does tubby tantrum do? He sticks the camera in her face, instead of responding like a rational human being.

    Oh, and RIPTA has an active no trespassing order against this guy. I can’t imagine why.

    Side-note: what is in that backpack? I’ve never seen a box of dildos that large before.

    Anyways, this man-child is looking for attention and he’s gonna get it any way he can, even if it means pissing off a busload of Providence passengers by using his own ass as a barricade. I’m beyond shocked that no one sidled up and gave this guy the roundhouse mupa kick he deserved.

    Anyone know this dooshcanoe’s real name? His youtube is Matt Mcc. Send us a message if you know!

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    1. Lisa

      What a loser !! Real service dogs have the vest and leash. Then their owners have proof in their wallets . I hope he gets banned forever for being such an asshat. I’ve been in restaurants eating when lowlifes try to pull this with their ” emotional support dogs” !!!!! I’m allergic but ,ill get up and move far away quietly from a real service dog. These fakeass people with their fakeass service dogs can kiss my ass though !Your going to need emotional support if you ruin my once every 4 to 5 months I get to eat out !!!!!

      1. Stunt Penis

        5 minutes and $10 on eBay will get you a “service dog” vest and ID card.

        Means absolutely nothing.

        And the law specifically only allows you to ask two questions (from ada.gov)

        Q7. What questions can a covered entity’s employees ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?

        A. In situations where it is not obvious that the dog is a service animal, staff may ask only two specific questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? Staff are not allowed to request any documentation for the dog, require that the dog demonstrate its task, or inquire about the nature of the person’s disability.

        So you answer (1) yes and (2) the dog has been trained to assist me with my disability

        Voila. Your dog accompanies you everywhere on the planet.

        1. SweetJ

          You are 100% right Stunt Penis. They CANNOT ask for proof, even if the dog is not wearing a vest. He is LEGALLY blind, therefore has SOME vision, so maybe he doesn’t have the dog use a harness. He should, but maybe he doesn’t like them. My take on this is the dog is a service dog, but the man chooses not to have it wear a vest or harness because he likes making a scene to “educated” the public on ADA laws.

    2. kathy

      vests are not required in mass. there is no licence for for service animals .especially ptsd dogs. you can buy one but it legally means nothing. You get cards with vests that anyone can buy.

    3. TheCureForHope

      This time, I have to disagree with you. This guy is a nutjub and definitely not a good representative for service dogs. His attitude alone makes you want to punch him out.

      However, a couple points:

      – ADA allows a service dog handler to be asked only two questions: Is this a service animal? What tasks has he been trained to perform for you?

      A service animal is not required to wear certain attire. There is no such thing as an official ‘certification’ an animal must receive to be considered a service animal. The only ‘certifications’ available, in fact, are fake, online certifications that cheaters purchase to let them bring their ‘pets’ anywhere.

      This needs to change, but for now, this is the law.

      A business may only exclude an animal claimed to be a service animal for unacceptable behavior such as growling, barking, soiling or not being under the control of their handler at all times.

      1. Matt McC.

        Thank you

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        2. SJWHater101

          You’re a huge piece of shit. Do you not have a job, since you’ve got so much fucking free time on your hands? If I were the cops, I’d arrest your pathetic self for disturbing the peace. Assholes like you belong in insane asylums, too bad they were done away with you sick fuck.

    4. kathy

      you can get a prescription from your psychiatrist for your dog if he has seen your dog perform certain tasks. but you don’t legally have to show it to anybody. I only use it when I’m flying and when I’m out of state at conventions.

    5. Troubled Nostrils

      His YouTube channel is a whine-fest starring he and his damn dog. NO ONE should go there and make negative comments or dislike his videos.

      BTW, he does have nice teats. I bet his dog REALLY likes them.

    6. Lee

      I don’t care about the guy but the dog was so well behaved -I hope he takes care of the dog

    7. Irishcurse

      I believe he is Zack Galafalakis brother. At least he looks like him. I feel bad for the dog.

    8. BlackandWhite

      Kudos to all the bus drivers and cops that know this dude with moobs. ugh!

    9. Wtf

      I bet it’s very legal for the bus driver, the cops and anyone on the bus to ask for proof of vaccination. I have 5 dogs and it pisses me off when I see dogs in restaurants and stores that are not service dogs. I understand you may need to pet your puppy and find your safe space but pay the 10.00 fucking dollars , get a vest and no one will bother you. Oh I forgot pussies would rather whine and complain so a reason is needed.

    10. Bstuff

      That shirt’s not very flattering to his physique. Dude needs to do some crunches and other ab workouts stat.

    11. Punch a ReSmugLican in the Trunk

      “I hope you fuckin die”

      now I’m afraid of Rhode Island not to mention her accent *cringe*

    12. Danielle

      Poor pup 🙁

    13. Jack

      The behavior of this dork is exactly WHY managers of grocery stores, chain food restaurants and othervenues do not challenge people of his ilk; THEY DON’T WANT A SCENE! They have to deal with his shit and the shit from SJWs who come to his defense and MAY lose customers.
      I spoke to a friend of mine who is a front end manager at the local chain grocery mkt and pointed out a guy in an electric wheelchair who had a parrot on his shoulder. She told me she’s told him several times to lose the bird, but he keeps bringing it in and the Bosses won’t let her have him trespassed!

    14. Savage Squaw Bitch

      Hopefully he gets banned forever and has to walk home every day. The mother fucker needs the exercise.

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