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There’s a video going viral that shows a man and his “service” dog being denied entrance on the bus by RIPTA employees. Prepare for your blood to boil. I’ve never wanted to punch anyone in their yap hole more than this guy.
Here’s his own video of the incident. Be warned, his voice is loud, obnoxious and might cause you to lose your bowels so if that’s something you’re interested in, have at it:
So, this epic toddler tantrum is the result of being denied access to the bus because he wants to ride with his “service dog” that isn’t really a service dog. Come on man, just prove that it’s a service dog and be on your way. But he won’t because he knows it isn’t a trained service dog.
This is one of many videos this dooshmupa has on his youtube channel. He frequently harasses RIPTA employees, random store employees, and the Providence PD just for shits and giggles.
Here’s what happens when, against all better judgement, they actually allow his dog on the bus.
Fuck that! I’d blacklist this lunatic too.
I don’t care that the dog he’s trying to stow away on the bus is a pit bull and neither does RIPTA. The problem is that it’s not a service dog. No one knows what kind of training this dog has, so no one knows what the dog is capable of and RIPTA isn’t going to be liable for the shitstorm should something happen. And why should they be? I’d be willing to bet this is an Emotional Support or Therapy dog, but those aren’t allowed everywhere an owner is.
Fuck man, get a real service dog and ride all the buses you want.
Then there’s this queef cloud, fueled by the power of three packs of Newports, who tried to play hero by calling the bus driver a “fucking asshole”, “Hitler” and screeches “I hope you fucking die.” If that doesn’t convince someone to do what you want, I don’t know what would.
Then this guy approaches the dog and pets it to prove how sweet it is.
Everyone knows you don’t pet a REAL service dog. Part of the reason they’re supposed to wear those vests is so people stay the fuck away from an actual working service dog. A true service dog owner wouldn’t allow that.
Then, at almost 5 mins in, this woman hits us with PURE COMMON SENSE. I like this lady.
She says what every attractive and intelligent turtle rider was thinking- WHY doesn’t the dog have a vest on and why doesn’t it even have a proper leash. This dude is walking his “service dog” around on a $5 rope from Home Depot.
And what does tubby tantrum do? He sticks the camera in her face, instead of responding like a rational human being.
Oh, and RIPTA has an active no trespassing order against this guy. I can’t imagine why.
Side-note: what is in that backpack? I’ve never seen a box of dildos that large before.
Anyways, this man-child is looking for attention and he’s gonna get it any way he can, even if it means pissing off a busload of Providence passengers by using his own ass as a barricade. I’m beyond shocked that no one sidled up and gave this guy the roundhouse mupa kick he deserved.
Anyone know this dooshcanoe’s real name? His youtube is Matt Mcc. Send us a message if you know!
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