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Providence Penitoris Brags About Getting High On Lunch Break While Working At Hospital On Snapchat


I have no idea how Snapface works and I don’t waste time on it because I’m old enough to rent a car. But a turtle rider sent us a screenshot of something she saw on it that I thought was turtle worthy because it involves what appears to be some sort of medical worker in Providence bragging about getting high on the clock…..

Again, I’m old as shit so I don’t get how any of this works. But my understanding of Snapchat is it’s where kids go to hide shit from their parents because they don’t understand what screenshots are, and they think the stuff they posts magically disappears forever after 24 hours. Regardless, this crusty mongrel is either some sort of ratchet CNA or a person pretending to be one. My money’s on the former. I feel like people who actually get medical care in this hospital have a right to know though. If you recognize her or her duckfaced friend send us a message on Facebook at TBNews, or via email turtleboysports@gmail.com.


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21 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 13, 2019 at 8:04 am

    A high school senior that’s already tattooed script on her arm and hand.

    She has a bright future as a mudshark to the black inner-city gangbangers.

    She’ll keep the gang sexually-satisfied. Until she’s worn out and they toss her. Then she’ll spend the rest of her bad-decision pathetic existence looking 30 years older than she is, single, lonely, STD-addled, and hating men.

    Any other possible future is in doubt.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 13, 2019 at 6:54 am


    The internet is forever, kid.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Shes a tech school senior who’s on the work during shop week program. She must be in the ” nursing program” . During shop week, seniors get to work in their chosen fields. Find out who she is, and it’s no diploma for this little shitstain.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Jerry Nadler's fupa
      May 12, 2019 at 7:31 pm

      Nah !
      If she was a white male? Possibly.
      In this wokey little world, the school would be too afraid she’d scream ” racism” or “sexism’ or “mysoginy” or some other fake liberal dog-whistle.
      The liberal fucks over at the Boston Glob would be tripping over their skirts to cover the story.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiff's taint
    May 12, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Anybody wanna wager a guess what political party this little chicky votes for?
    The winner gets a set of Gin-Su knives !

  • Ray Patriarca
    Alger Hiss' ghost
    May 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    This is an example of a generation that CANNOT get off their damned phones!
    Their entire lives and existence are rooted in instant communication, self-, gratification and social media.
    Just yesterday, I was driving down the road with my wife, approaching a crosswalk. Here comes a millennial, staring at his screen and typing away while walking. I say to my wife, as I slow down, ” watch this asshole just walk into traffic !”
    Sure as hell, the idiot never looked up from his screen and walked right into traffic.
    Had I not been paying attention to my surroundings, he would have been a good ornament.
    Go into any establishment, and you will see employees constantly checking their phones while being paid to do a job. And when an employer tries to curb the behavior, they are met with indignation.
    I do employment background checks for new hires. Wanna guess what I check first ? Yep…their social media accounts.
    Most are too stupid to delete the silly selfies of themselves smoking pot, guzzling booze or posing half nude.
    And when they aren’t selected….they just can’t understand why ??
    This broad needs to be fired ! Period !
    And when she had the stupidity to ask why? Explain to her that it’s perfectly ok to act stupidly….but not on the company dime !

  • BecauseIGotHigh
    May 12, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    My guess would be a surgical tech. A CNA wouldn’t necessarily wear the cap there, unless there were significant contact precautions. Lordy kids (young adults) nowadays are dumb

  • Nurse Ratchet
    May 12, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Adults smoking marijuana screams ghetto or hipster to me. Time to grow up

    • Drugs are Bad and So Are Druggies
      May 12, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      The generation of social media and legal weed. Brought to you by the generation of dodge drafters and hippies.

      • The Name Game
        May 12, 2019 at 11:39 pm

        Dodge drafters? Like Barracuda tailgaters?

  • Dr Demento
    May 12, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Tattoos on her hand are a big clue
    She is definitely a loser and self centered cunt
    Being high at work and laughing about it? Not very smart and it should get her terminated immediately
    A place where people go when they’re sick shouldn’t have employees that care only about themselves

  • Hospital worker
    May 12, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    True. Worked at a hospital for years. Saw it all the time

  • Wipe my ass
    May 12, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Who cares if the person charged with emptying your shit bowl is high or not

    • Big Wick
      May 12, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      Those same individuals are the ones who get patients in and out of bed. If I (or a loved one) were mobility-challenged and hospitalized, I damn well want care-givers sober and straight.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 12, 2019 at 9:43 am

    The glasses say she’s fresh from the latest Bernie rally

  • Joe Martinez
    May 12, 2019 at 6:11 am

    I don’t know if that’s an X-ray detector badge. It looks more like a retractable holder for a badge. But, I will say that the shower cap hints at an OR/cardiac cath lab, surgical tech. That’s some scary shit if so.

    She could just as well be Environmental Services (housekeeping) decked out in snazzy gear. The bulletin board behind her is probably the key to finding this one out.

    I’m still amazed at how much of a shitbag you have to be to do what she’s purported to have done. Very dangerous indeed.

    • X-ray Grunt
      May 12, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      I don’t think that the white badge on her shirt is a dosimeter (Xray badge). It looks too big and dosimeters are usually always a clip on, that white badge on her chest looks like it’s on a retractable cord. Could be an electronic access key to let her in different departments in the hospital. She shouldn’t be smoking during work no matter what, unacceptable.

    • Burlando Castile
      May 12, 2019 at 2:17 pm

      Good answer. I would add central supply technician. If your surgical tools need to be sterile, then getting high at work will not make you perform better.

  • Poops Magee
    May 12, 2019 at 5:02 am

    LOLOLOLOLOL SNAPFACE! That made me laugh so hard I violently and repeatedly shit my pants!

    • Bill Belly's Chick
      May 12, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      “Snapface” and “Instachat” are Bill Belichick-isms. Love ’em! Like SpaceBook and MyFace.

  • Klancy
    May 12, 2019 at 2:31 am

    BUT if you reverse her photo there’s a flyer for Big Tonys Pizza on the board behind her.
    Big Tony’s Pizzeria
    525 Eaton Street
    Providence, RI 02908
    Phone: (401)490-0000
    Fax: (401)490-0028
    And the other poster looks to be about Lifespan Health System 401-444-3500. She also has a X-ray detector badge. The thick white one hanging off her pocket. Probably works in radiology. You have to wear these to measure exposure. Just a guess.

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