Turtleboy Investigates

Psycho Stepmom Abuses 5 Year Old Child, Tries To Frame Real Mom By Messaging Turtleboy Pretending To Be Her, Cancels Her Insurance And Much More


It’s Friday guys. Time to get a little bit weird. I’ve just been involved in this most bizarre Facebook convo ever and I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. Let’s take a look and see.

It began when a woman named Denise Ramos messaged me all fired up about about a post I allegedly made on the Clarence Woods Emerson page. This is a pretty standard Friday afternoon for me, so I didn’t think much of it until I actually looked at the post.

I had no idea what she was talking about, since I certainly would never post anything like this:

First of all, I don’t write like I’m two classes short of finishing my GED. I would literally kill myself before I ever wrote “could of” instead of “could’ve.” Nothing annoys me more than people who do that.

Secondly, I have no idea what any of this even means and it’s totally not my style. We don’t just take random ratchets and post their DCF documents and ask “what do you think?”

Thirdly, I didn’t make a post at 9:24 last night because I was setting up for live. But the post does have 38 reactions, 9 comments, and 3 shares. It just so happens that another post I made yesterday has the exact same number of reactions, comments, and shares, with the exact same angry face emojis as well.

Now look at the shadows around the words in the screenshot she sent me.

And compare it to the complete lack of any shadows on a normal Clarence post.

In other words, someone took that post with the 38 likes, and they photoshopped that Ratchetese sentence and DCF documents onto it. They kept the likes and the name Clarence Woods Emerson to make it look authentic.

But who would do that? Let’s re-read the post again.

“A mother protecting her child from her dad and stepmom after abuse allegations.”

So whoever did this has a bone to pick with Denise’s baby daddy and his new girlfriend. They also want to make the mother seem like the good one here.

“Is this another case of a baby momma drama where a bitter ex tries to frame her ex’s wife for things she might (of) done herself?”

Hmmmm…now that I think about it, it just might be. If you look at the documents posted it says that Denise called DCF 4 times on Lorrayna and Claudio Calle for neglect and physical abuse. All of them came back unsupported. Yet twice DCF was called for neglect on her and her new boyfriend, and those two both came back supported. Denise is the bitter ex trying to use Turtleboy to frame her ex’s new wife for something she did herself (neglect the crotch fruit).

“According to DCF stepmom and Dad are both clear while mother and boyfriend was not.”

Who would have the DCF documents except for the birth parents? Read the report from DCF. It says that reports made against a Lorrayna and Claudio Calle were unsubstantiated, while a report against Denise Ramos and a Kyle Sanders were supported. This would seem to indicate that the woman messaging me (Denise) was a shitty parent who tried to frame her ex Claudio and his new wife Lorrayna.

Also, look at the “police” report.

“The story that Denise was telling her was so crazy she felt the need to file.”

No cop would ever write like that.

“Detective said that Denies was sending him about 100 text messages a day to he had to turn his phone off. Detective McNamara said Denise is the problem here; no one else.”

This is not how cops write reports.

“The detective also said he was able to gather information that Mrs. Calle, who was working for an insurance company, was being accused by Ms. Ramos for switching license plates or false license plate info.”

“Detective McNamara told worker that he is a registry instructor and was able to confirm that Ms. Ramos had switched the plates and tried to accuse Mrs. Calle of doing it.”

Again, no cop would ever write like this in an official report. It’s alleging that Denise Ramos falsely accused Lorrayna Calle (who works at an insurance company) of switching Denise’s license plate information. As we will see later on, the real Lorrayna Calle actually did do this to the real Denise Ramos.

“According to DCF paperwork the MOTHER have been harassing her ex and also been pretending to be harassed by her ex’s partner in order to frame her to the police.”

So according to this police report Denise Ramos was harassing her ex-husband and pretending to be harassed by Lorrayna Calle in order to frame Lorrayna. Remember, the report makes Denise look like the abusive parent, and now “Denise” is messaging me. A quick Google of Lorrayna’s maiden name (Araujo) reveals her to be a ratchet from Worcester with lots of Google trophies.

Let me explain what I know now, but didn’t realize at the time.

Denise Ramos is a normal, loving mother, who happens to be pregnant right now.

Claudio Calle is her ex and the father of her first child.

Claudio has since married Lorrayna Calle in 2017, formerly known as Lorrayna Araujo.

Lorrayna is a crazy, psycho bitch, and the mother of four crotch fruits, including twins from Claudio.

Lorrayna is pretending to be Denise in order to make Denise look bad.

Lorrayna photoshopped that rant onto a Clarence post, then used the Denise account to message me, almost baiting me into blogging about it. Had I done so the report seems to indicate that Denise is a crazy bitch who had been filling false police reports against Lorrayna at her work (insurance company in Worcester). This would make Denise look bad.

The police report and DCF report are both fake, and were made by a Fitchburg detective. The goal was for Lorrayna to go to the DCF office in Leominster, use her real name to get the report, then use the fake Denise account to message people in an attempt to smear the real Denise. But it would prove to the cops that Lorrayna was behind the fake Denise account, since Lorrayna is on record as the only person to get the report from the Leominster DCF office.

Lorrayna initially attempted to file a false report to DCF on Denise in regards to Claudio and Denise’s child. The tables turned when the child told DCF that they were being abused by Lorrayna and Claudio. So basically the exact opposite of what that report says.

Here’s what happened. Lorrayna called Reingold Elementary and told them that Denise was neglecting or abusing Denise’s child. DCF was alerted and they ended up doing a thorough investigation which revealed that Denise wasn’t abusing her, but Lorrayna was.

Because the child herself told DCF that Denise had caused the injuries.

DCF called the father Claudio, who confirmed that Denise is a great mother, and that the report filed by Lorrayna wasn’t true at all. He even asked them to drop it because he knew that his wife would be blamed for this (he obviously knows the kind of psycho he’s married to).

But what we have here is some Cinderella shit too. Lorrayna treated Denise’s kid like human garbage. To be specific, Lorrayna shaved off the 5 year old’s eyebrows, chopped her hair off, brought her to the beach with no sunscreen, forced her to stay away in the middle of the night, hit her, forced her to stay inside while her biological children played outside, and hit the girl when she cried. Here’s three  message Lorrayna sent Denise from a burner phone. It’s very disturbing.

She’s threatening to kill both Denise and her child, as well as the unborn child Denise is carrying.

The child has a restraining order against Lorrayna, but Lorrayna told Denise the child would be dead by the time it expires.

“Sony” is Claudio’s nickname, and Lorrayna brags that she got Claudio to treat her kids as her own, while allowing Lorrayna to abuse he and Denise’s daughter.

She has used multiple burner phone numbers to message similar things. They are VERY disturbing.


This is literally the story of Cinderella. She even brags about her own biological daughter taunting Denise’s daughter.

I don’t understand how she’s not arrested after those messages were sent. This is pure evil folks. This is a dangerous, violent, animalistic human being who deserves to be in jail for the rest of her life. The fact that this woman is allowed to have four kids underneath her care after DCF found out she abused a 5 year old is everything that is wrong with our system. She wants to erase Claudio’s life before her, which means getting rid of Denise and her daughter.

The real Denise Ramos didn’t know what to do so she posted about what was happening on her real Facebook page. Anyone who liked or commented with advice about going to the police was immediately messaged or received a text from Lorrayna threatening them. Some of the messages contained the same fake DCF report that Lorrayna sent me using the fake Denise account.

She even threatened to use Turtleboy as a weapon against Denise. She specifically said that she would send me the fake DCF report in order to make Denise look bad.

Fitchburg Police were skeptical at first as to who the crazy one was here because Lorrayna puts on a good front. She worked at an insurance company in Worcester and forged Denise’s signature in order to cancel Denise’s insurance. She ended up getting fired when she accessed Denise’s driving information, which they can track. Here’s her notice of termination.

Lorrayna also forged 3 documents with Denise’s fake signature:

  1. Shared custody of the child who Lorrayna cannot see due to the restraining order
  2. A document to terminate restraining order
  3. A document to cancel child support that Claudio owes Denise

Lorrayna created another burner phone number and began texting the police detective investigating the case hundreds of times, pretending to be Denise. The detective realized it wasn’t Denise when the number began texting him while Denise was sitting in front of him at the police station.

So now I know all of this stuff, but I didn’t know any of it when the fake Denise account began messaging me. When I clicked on Denise’s account in messenger it brought me back to Facebook messenger. This means that the fake account ONLY signed up for Facebook messenger, but never made an actual profile. So when I searched for Denise Ramos on Facebook, I found the real Denise Ramos. She planned this all ahead of time.

So remember, when I was responding on these messages, I thought I was dealing with a woman who had fallen for a photoshop of my page (Clarence Woods Emerson).

She knows who Turtleboy is and is pretending to be Denise. She’s acting as ratchet as possible, hoping that we will write a blog smearing Denise Ramos.

I was very confused at the time.


At this point I attempted to call her because I felt bad that someone was lying to her. She didn’t answer on Facebook messenger but she gave me a phone number, which she also didn’t answer when I called.

I later got a call back from that phone number, which belonged to the real Denise Ramos, which is how I put this story together. You’ll notice it’s an Atlanta phone number. Denise has had to change her number several times because Lorrayna finds out the number and stalks her every time she changes it. Now she’s trying to weaponize Turtleboy to do her dirty work for her.

She played dumb.

Christian is the real Denise’s boyfriend.


Notice she’s dropping n bombs and threatening to have me beaten up by he boyfriend. Remember, she’s trying to make Denise look like the ratchet one here. This is not how Lorrayna talks in real life. She carries on like a normal, loving mother of 4.

“Denise” also had to take shots at Lorrayna.

And in case there was any doubt that the fake Denise account was really Lorrayna, here’s Lorrayna using her real Facebook page to post the fake police report she sent me on the fake Denise account.

How’s your Friday going? This is what I do for a living.


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42 Comment(s)
  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 11, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    NEVER. Stick your dick in crazy.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    November 11, 2019 at 9:27 am

    1. WTF is this Ghost Cowboy nonsense?
    2. Shotgun booty.

  • dr. fill
    November 10, 2019 at 10:09 am

    I would have to see her butthole before passing judgment.

  • Coming for you Lorrayna!!!
    November 10, 2019 at 8:41 am

    Someone get this little girl justice. Knock out what teeth “Sony” has left in his rotten mouth and as for the pile of shit he calls a wife, she is the biggest whore. I wonder if it turns him on knowing how many dicks have been up in his wife. That man allowed his whore wife to hurt his child, the whole family believed the whore over the child. Everyone failed Mila. She would try to play with her toys and her father would smack her up because shit bag said it wasn’t her toy, when it was. She purposely made her sleep in the dark cause she knew it scared her to death and that made trash bag step shit happy. The shit SHE did to this little girl is horrendous. Pay back is coming for her. And for Sony. Little miss bitch Ana should get a taste of her own medicine too, maybe hold her down and shave off her hair and eye brows and then glue it to her ugly face. Tie her to a tree and leave her outside all night like that dog she is. That child is easily the most annoying little brat that exists. A spoiled whinny little brat just like her whore mother. Knowing these people personally, I always knew that Lorrayna was hurting her, I just couldn’t prove it at the time. But I can now, and will be calling CPS first thing Tuesday morning. Lorrayna should not be allowed near any children not even her own. She should be in prison for what she has done to that poor baby. What kind of man allows someone to hurt his own child? Thank you for this blog, now people know what really went on. And now Lorrayna can be dealt with. Watch your back skank. Keep that energy up!

    • soxrock191
      November 10, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      I really hope this is not a joke and that you will follow through with calling DCF especially since you know them. That bitch needs to hang for not only what she did but that texting shit?? Fucking Horrifying. That so called father is a disgusting slob & his balls should be ripped off.

  • Cousin Eddie
    November 10, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Typo here “ Because the child herself told DCF that Denise had caused the injuries.” Wrong name

  • Step mother from hell
    November 9, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    The father of this little girl is a piece of shit. Tits and ass are more important then the life he created. So this clowns wife abused his daughter from a past relationship and he is just fine with this. Reading those messages make me want to find that bitch and blast her over and over. I believe in karma and I pray it shows up real fast and takes this nasty mother of four out. She tortured a little girl for own selfish needs. She needs it returned to her tenfold!

  • Buzzbo life
    November 9, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    “Riley do a dance. Riley do a dance. Ya think ya so sassy. No mind to classy. Wind in my pants….”
    The Ghost Cowboy says all of that. Ye shiver. Then he airs out the back of his jeans. Finishes…. “There’s your big chance.” The smell swallows ye. He goes.

  • beep
    November 9, 2019 at 10:34 am

    This is so sad. Who should we be bombarding with phone calls demanding investigations into this murderous cum rag?

  • yeamora life
    November 9, 2019 at 9:00 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye look back to ye screen in defiance. When ye nervously look up. He is gone. VOICE guy note has been moved onto ye keyboard gain. Ye belly growls.

  • Sema
    November 9, 2019 at 8:53 am

    You call this a blog? Reads more like evidence gathering for the next lawsuit, lol.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 9, 2019 at 10:50 pm

      You read like you collect semen in all orifices from all types of men and still want to get married in a white dress.

      TL; DR: You sound like a hoe.

  • woodyalookthisisohmy life
    November 9, 2019 at 6:22 am

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. As he sees ye peckin away at ye keyboard. He tosses his hips around as he shakes his head and laughs. An airy fart is dislodged as the momentum of his hips sway the gust ye way. As ye continue looking at ye screen. He winks at ye. He goes.

  • Independent Thinker
    November 9, 2019 at 5:50 am

    That’s why filth trash should not be allowed to have children, but they do, and they breed like animals. There, now I am a racist for saying BREED and ANIMALS.

    Filing false complaints and pretending to be someone else (identity theft) should be very serious crimes. In fact, they should be capital offenses.

    • ya life
      November 9, 2019 at 6:29 am

      The Ghost Cowboy says it. An uncomfortable grin crosses his face. Ye look upset. An enthusiastic chuckle comes paired with a cough and a double take causing belch. He turns. He ambles away.

  • T.R.
    November 9, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Sex with this Lorrayna must be off the hook. Nothing is off the table.
    Crazy is good but very hazardous.
    I’d use restraints for this one. This would make an exorcism look tame in comparison and let there be no doubt, she is as evil as she is loco. (“The power of the penis COMPELS YOU!!” – “I’ll shave you fuckin’ eyebrows, PENDEJO!! BLAAARGH!!!”) )
    Got to be safe and professional about it.

    • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
      November 9, 2019 at 6:11 am

      Well, if you decide to dip your wick into that craziness, do us all a favor and give her a double-tap to the back of the head. The world would be a better place without cunts like her.

      • That is always an option
        November 11, 2019 at 11:57 pm

        Never ruled that out as an eventuality.
        *Puts on tyvek suit, rolls out plastic sheeting…

  • Kudos to Mom/ The story of Ghost Cowflap
    November 9, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Good thing it wasn’t the child of someone like me, meaning like many of us.
    The time for talking would be long gone, sort of like this psycho, had she pushed the buttons and done these things to another child.
    I have to commend the mom getting bashed for keeping her cool.

    On another subject, Ghost Cowboy is the tormented spirit of a turd pushing shit kicker buried on Brokeback Mountain.
    Ghost Cowboy sucks the big horn, metaphysically, for all eternity.
    Ye are a mentally challenged bovine queef, GC.

    • Feeeeeeelingit life
      November 9, 2019 at 6:37 am

      The Ghost Cowboy says it, He has a hole in his skintight jeans. A clammy odor is in the air. He just gawking at ye. A smoky laugh building up. Ye hear him hooting as he leaves ye in clam smog. Ye feel a tear drip. The Ghost Cowboys laughter still can be heard.

  • soxrock191
    November 9, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Best part of this horror show?
    “Do you have any food stamps I can buy?”

    Obviously the flat brimmed Bulls hat is to good for that sled dog or it would’ve made an appearance.

    This trash bag makes me sick. If karma exists I hope it beats the fuck outta her so bad her kids won’t recognize her. Then I hope it beats her again. Cunt.

    • Hoothoot life
      November 9, 2019 at 7:59 am

      The Ghost Cowboy says it. He looks at ye. Shakes his head. Walks away. Ye feel ye blood pressure rise as ye look at ye screen. A fart echos in the distance. The Ghost Cowboy’s way of waving. Ye feel dizzy.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Wannawannawanna Eyes
    November 8, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it.

  • Nahhhhhh
    November 8, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    Wtf did I just read? Why isn’t that psychotic cunt locked up? She’s a fucking menace. I’m scared for that little girl.

  • Billy Zane
    November 8, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Can someone explain this ghost cowboy nonsense? Seems pretty fucking stupid with no context

  • giddeup life
    November 8, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He is atop a horse that gallops by. Both eyeing ye. Half grinning at ye. Ye exhale.

  • hukkahukkahukka life
    November 8, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    The Ghost Cowboys says it. He’s got shades on. He points at ye. Three fingers never leaving his pocket. Ye shiver from ye spine.

  • lookalookalookaumm life
    November 8, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. He just staring at ye gain.

  • Potted meat life
    November 8, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye looking at ye screen. A breezy fart catches ye ear. Ye nose is next. Ye look up. He rubs his belly. Potted meat he says to ye. Satisfied. He exits. Ye grimace.

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 8, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Nice tits I’d go down on her

    • Woohooyaa life
      November 8, 2019 at 7:39 pm

      The Ghost Cowboy says it. Smiles at ye.

  • Jeff J
    Twat Has a Way With Words
    November 8, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    It’s so fucking funny how that greasy turd bitch portrays herself. In the picture she looks like a clean cut, well dressed, caring mommy with the kids all around her.
    AND THEN SHE OPENS HER DIRTY BALL WASHER!! What a disgusting hoodrat piece of shit. N-word this, n-word that, talking like a 16 yr old hoodbooger. It’s unbelievably gross……grow the hell up and talk like an adult.

    • Yaboondownand life
      November 8, 2019 at 7:43 pm

      The Ghost Cowboy says it. He puts on a party hat. Ye turn red while he wheezes away.

  • Boojajajajaja life
    November 8, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. About 3 Coronas too many.

    • Jeff J
      The Incel in the Basement
      November 8, 2019 at 7:39 pm

      Ghost cowboy thinks he’s clever and funny when in reality it’s seriously lame. If you’re going to troll at least try and be funny about it. All the comments just scream desperation and, trust me, we all see it.

      • livalivaliva life
        November 9, 2019 at 8:55 am

        The Ghost Cowboy says it. Ye face turning redder.

  • igivagivagiva life
    November 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Acting juvenile he gives ye a crop dusting as he walks on by releasing some gas right close to ye. Ye screen concentration is broken and ye become alert. He’s looking at ye screen. He names his fart Eli. And gives ye custody.

  • Bc
    November 8, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Good eye Turtle boy !!! Good eye!!

  • coco swima life
    November 8, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy says it. Dismissively. He laughs at ye as he sees you ogling the screen. Ye grunt.

  • jamal kashoggi's severed cock
    November 8, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    who’s got time to read this spick shit. this blog is circling the bowl

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 8, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    This isn’t news as all spics are terrible parents.

  • ......
    November 8, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    The Ghost Cowboy glares at ye.

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