Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin

Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin

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We haven’t done this in a while, but we firmly believe that the only way to get rid of panhandlers is if people stop giving money to them. And how do we get people to stop giving money to panhandlers? Simple – we publicly shame people who give these idiots money so they can buy drugs and slowly kill themselves. If panhandling wasn’t so lucrative then they wouldn’t be at every corner of every city in New England.

So a turtle rider sent us a picture from the Cambridge Exit off the Mass Pike. Anyone who has ever tried to use this way to get to Somerville or Cambridge knows that this is the gateway to traffic hell. And there’s always this one panhandler there who makes his cash off of rich Cambridge eco-warriors who think they’re helping the poor by enabling them. The white Ford and red Chevy that’s powered on happy thoughts and granola bars both gave the guy multiple dollars:

Do you know who drives these cars? Because if you do then please show them this blog and let them know what gigantic assholes they are. They probably felt warm and fuzzy inside because they did their good deed for the day. Now they can go home and read the Huffington Post and shit on Paul Ryan for wanting to kill poor people. Meanwhile they literally just gave this guy money so he can purchase heroin. Then when he overdoses he’ll go to the hospital and our health insurance (financed through taxes and higher premiums) will cover it. And all so these two SJW mobiles could feel like they made a difference today.

There’s no way to get rid of panhandlers because SCOTUS said that begging for money is a free speech right. So the solution is twofold:

  1. Stop giving them money.
  2. Require panhandlers to report their income and apply for a permit to panhandle, as any vendor collecting money in that spot would be required to do. Also make them pay for insurance in case of an accident and add all this other red tape they add to businesses that collect money and actually give consumers a product back in return, instead of a taxpayer funded trip to the ER.

So yea, if you ever see anyone doing this, please send us pictures. There’s nothing we love to do more than shame these morons one by one. The ACLU might’ve won the battle, but Turtleboy will win the war.



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14 Comment(s)
  • Ghandi
    July 11, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Don’t give them money, buy heroin, lace it with a lethal dose of carfentanyl, wait until the next scumwad shows up asking for a handout, repeat.

  • free speech
    July 11, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Allow panhandlers to stand in the road, any road, the problem will take care of itself.

  • StormHund1488
    July 11, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Filthy scamming coon should be hanging from one of those light posts

    • FuckfaceMcFaggot
      Fuckface McFaggot
      July 11, 2017 at 7:36 pm

      Mommy forget to give you your ADHD medication you silly little salty spastic?

      • StormHund1488
        July 11, 2017 at 8:55 pm


        • Jdgjstd
          July 12, 2017 at 1:05 am

          Does llamaguy know you’re here

          • WPWW
            July 12, 2017 at 8:10 am

            Does your nigger boyfriend know you’re here?

  • TBS Is So 2014
    July 11, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    It’s getting to the point where no one can do anything at all without somehow ending up on this blog. If you speak your mind, you end up on here. How come you never did a blog on that nutbar who wanted to shoot up WPI about a year ago or so? Those are the kind of people who need to be exposed.

  • JoeMomma
    July 11, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Give them something they have absolutely no interest in…a list of job postings.

  • No thanks
    July 11, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    Dumb article. “Exposing” people for having a heart? Who gives a shit what they spend the money on? Thats on them, not the person who gave them money for food. You should ne shaming the asshole ASKING for the money. Hmm. Turtleboy, its usually your articles that are the best and that I love and agree with!! But this one I guess I just dont get

    • Lol
      July 11, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Its so bad I thought feisty wrote it at first

    • Me
      July 11, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      Your the one in the red chevy… jackass.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      July 11, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Ever been stopped at a green light because the asshole in front of you stopped to give these guys money? Or are you THAT asshole? Get in now snowflake?

  • Seriously?
    July 11, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    That exit is truly a gateway to traffic hell. Thankfully I go home on the Allston side so I can zip by all those poor souls.

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