Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin
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We haven’t done this in a while, but we firmly believe that the only way to get rid of panhandlers is if people stop giving money to them. And how do we get people to stop giving money to panhandlers? Simple – we publicly shame people who give these idiots money so they can buy drugs and slowly kill themselves. If panhandling wasn’t so lucrative then they wouldn’t be at every corner of every city in New England.
So a turtle rider sent us a picture from the Cambridge Exit off the Mass Pike. Anyone who has ever tried to use this way to get to Somerville or Cambridge knows that this is the gateway to traffic hell. And there’s always this one panhandler there who makes his cash off of rich Cambridge eco-warriors who think they’re helping the poor by enabling them. The white Ford and red Chevy that’s powered on happy thoughts and granola bars both gave the guy multiple dollars:
Do you know who drives these cars? Because if you do then please show them this blog and let them know what gigantic assholes they are. They probably felt warm and fuzzy inside because they did their good deed for the day. Now they can go home and read the Huffington Post and shit on Paul Ryan for wanting to kill poor people. Meanwhile they literally just gave this guy money so he can purchase heroin. Then when he overdoses he’ll go to the hospital and our health insurance (financed through taxes and higher premiums) will cover it. And all so these two SJW mobiles could feel like they made a difference today.
There’s no way to get rid of panhandlers because SCOTUS said that begging for money is a free speech right. So the solution is twofold:
- Stop giving them money.
- Require panhandlers to report their income and apply for a permit to panhandle, as any vendor collecting money in that spot would be required to do. Also make them pay for insurance in case of an accident and add all this other red tape they add to businesses that collect money and actually give consumers a product back in return, instead of a taxpayer funded trip to the ER.
So yea, if you ever see anyone doing this, please send us pictures. There’s nothing we love to do more than shame these morons one by one. The ACLU might’ve won the battle, but Turtleboy will win the war.
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