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You ever read something stupid online and you already have an idea of what the person looked like who wrote it?
We always have the dog filter ratchets writing advice on how to fight DCF.
The SJW’s looking angsty with their bobbed haircuts and dark glasses.
The flat-brim hats defending their baby momma.
The lady with the “I’d like to speak with the manager haircut” bitching about their kid’s coaches.
I’m just going to pause here for a moment and say that my initial thought was “Jesus, she looks like a constipated lap dog. No wonder she’s saltyAF.”
Anyways, back to the issue at hand. Some people are just destined for altercations. Especially ones who resemble Grumpy Cat.
Let’s discuss why Janet is a miserable bitch who goes to places just to complain. Shall we?
One of my kids has allergies. Peanuts will kill her. So, I’m very well aware of how hard I have to emphasize the importance of death when we go out to eat. Peanut allergies are pretty common these days. Being allergic to onions is one of the most rare conditions you can find. Onions are also found in a vast majority of all-purpose seasonings and are all over a Greek pizza shop. Janet, if she actually had the allergy, would have avoided this place like the plague.
Janet just said “no onions” because she didn’t like onions. Janet didn’t check for onions on her burger – she took a bite. Instead of going in to anaphylactic shock, she called Easy Pie up and began to pelt them with profanities. When she still wasn’t in anaphylactic shock, she left then a nasty review online.
Now she’s pissed a busy restaurant was so audacious to take time to cook her food. Fuck, make up your mind what you’re pissed about.
LOL. She’s not married. She doesn’t have a single picture of her with anything but a furbaby and a grimace on her Facebook profile. In fact, even her pictures from elementary school are worthy of a meme. (Hit the comments with your meme art.)
Oh, Janet didn’t stop there. When she went public with her garbage story, and the owner proved (via multiple receipts) she didn’t specify an allergy, she started deleting threads. Oh, and of course, threatened to sue for harassment.
Patti actually made me LOL here. You can hear her tone saying “legal action over a sandwich” just dripping with hysterical disdain.
Spiros is right. We have created a system of ways to trash a business without having to speak to someone face to face. People feel so entitled and angry when someone messes up our order that we feel justified in trying to cost them money.
It’s a fucked up world we live in.
There is nothing I hate more than a miserable cow, trying to crap on someone’s livelihood, just because they think they are above mistakes being made.
If you’re one of these people – stay at home and make your own damn sandwich.