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Pumpkin Spice Mafia Raynham Chapter Backfires After Alleged Sex Trafficker She Exposed On Facebook Showed Up On The Post, Cussed Out Everyone And Dropped His Rap Album

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The Pumpkin Spice Mafia is still going strong in the Taunton-Raynham area, except this time they’re adding a little twist to it.

Usually they blame a white guy or some white church ladies. Once the Pumpkin Spice Mafia starts doing this to black dudes we may run into a problem. I believe the woke patrol has specifically declared that acting suspicious about people of color who are acting shady in public is a big no-no.

Obviously this was more human sex trafficking.

It’s the only conclusion a reasonable person could reach.

Normally it’s the church ladies who try to lure you towards the creepy dude in the parking lot with the rape van. But this time the guy was doing it solo, obviously got cocky, and failed in his mission.

This is who we’re dealing with here.


She rides horses. She was destined to join the Pumpkin Spice Mafia, and I’m surprised it took her this long.

Soon, other women joined in the support group to tell their tales of nearly being kidnapped.

Then things took a turn for the ratchet in the comments, and soon the turtle signal flashed above the night sky.

It started to get popcorn worthy once the kid in the picture showed up to defend his honor, and he was everything you dreamed he would be and more.

And we’re off!!

Now, I wasn’t there, but I would imagine everyone involved in this is just terrible to be around for more than 30 seconds at a time. D’boy is a real peach, and he let all the haters know his true feelings about the matter.

Lawyer aunts, strong use of the r word, albino pitbulls – this one’s already got it all.

Here was D’boy’s version of the story.

So let me get this straight. Some random chicks came up to you at Walmart, told you that you were not their type and denied your request for email. You then informed them that you were broke, and even though they weren’t attracted to you and you could offer nothing, they still offered to smoke you up. Except they didn’t have any weed.

Oh yea, this is all very clear now.

Then again, her story really doesn’t make any sense either. She called the Raynham PD? Sure she did. “Hello, officer? There’s a guy here in the Walmart parking lot looking at us. It should be noted that he’s black and we’re basic white chicks. Please send back up.” 

The post has almost 700 shares, yet her brilliant friends couldn’t figure out how he would’ve seen it.

After that he started bringing in his bois and it turned into ratchetpalooza.

Derek Marchand seems like a real Rhodes Scholar himself.

And of course to top off the most ratchet Pumpkin Spice Mafia Facebook post of all time, he figured he might as well drop his latest rap album in the comments for public consumption.

You gotta listen to this song. We do a lot of bad rap videos at Turtleboy, but I’ve never seen anything quite so eye gouging inducing as this masterpiece.

I can’t tell if it’s parody or not, but I wanna give him a lifetime supply of food stamps to never, ever play that song again.

The bottom line is that everyone in this story is terrible and they all deserve each other. It’s probably somewhere in between. He’s a broke creepy dude who just wants strange women at Walmart to smoke him up and give him their email. She’s a basic horse chick crying on Facebook and pushing a false narrative that there are sex traffickers nabbing basic broads in broad daylight. I just had a good time reading it, and thank the good lord that neither of them are me.

25 Comment(s)
  • Burlando Castile
    December 10, 2018 at 10:36 am

    I can’t wait for Tilapi’s latest fresh cut album: “Big Fish, Li’l Pond” along with the hit single “Crook, Lyin’, & Sinka (bitch)”

  • Stunt Penis
    December 9, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    why do women who ride horses always have enormous asses?

    • Small ass horse girl
      December 10, 2018 at 12:05 am

      I ride horses. My ass isn’t big at all. But I know what you mean. I work at a boarding barn where my horse lives. It seems there’s on 2 types of asses. Small & XL. Nothing in between. Absolutely none.

  • Body Habitus
    December 9, 2018 at 8:21 am

    Too cliche’

  • this is a stud farm boy
    December 9, 2018 at 1:38 am

    doesn’t that chick err whatever who was posing next to the horse, does she not have those eyes that say “i’m going to jerk off this horse. i’m proud to work on a stud farm. i only like horse. humans need not apply.”

    i kinda got that vibe from her. she’s a stud farm chick who wears elbow fisting latex gloves to beat off horses.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 8, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Amazingly, I could easily make sense of Mr. Tilapi’s posts. What drama.

  • Undercover Brother
    December 8, 2018 at 10:34 am

    Black man’s kryptonite 

  • Ride em girl
    December 8, 2018 at 9:31 am

    What’s funny is you know once she figures out she is on turtle boy she will be demanding this story be taken down for deformation of character!!! I love it

  • Cunning linguist
    December 8, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Thick thighed horse girl.
    Wanna see her with just the boots on.
    Would totally get her to whinny and buck.

  • Crispy C
    December 7, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    I don’t understand how the fuck you can have a belt and still have your pants down around your fucking knees. Pull. Your. Pants. Up. You look like a retard.

    • Horse girl
      December 10, 2018 at 12:09 am

      I had hoped that style would die. Instead it seems to get worse. To the point where their pants are now below their butts. They mind as well just have them down around the ankles.

  • Mike
    December 7, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    I’m pretty sure he isn’t a sex trafficker, but hanging around in a Walmart parking lot talking to women you don’t know while they are trying to get into their car is a pretty creepy and rapey.  Even his “rap” song sounds a bit rapey.  

    • Thug Life
      December 10, 2018 at 11:11 am

      I believe this is a way for a certain part of the community to get back or frustrate the man. Similar to the hat on sideways during the 90’s. They want folks to comment, discredit or insult them in order to feed into the “poor me” narrative. The best way to get rid or end this behavior is to inherit the behavior yourself/embrace it. I work for a large investment firm and all the partners and office staff now walk around with a gangsta lean and pant suits hanging below their asses, we use hand signs during our meetings and offer ominous hand shakes similiar to patty-cake when greeting new clients. The corporation has really taken off and will be moving to a town near you…

  • Captain Trips
    Ron Jeremy
    December 7, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    I’d fuck that plump little horse girl for 5 hours straight

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Taunton’s finest
    December 7, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Absolutely both full of shit. However I’d like to know why was this kid just randomly sitting in the Walmart parking lot? He apparently wasn’t waiting for anyone to come out of the store. You have to be a real strange creepy dude to just sit in a parking lot all by yourself waiting to talk to girls and tell them that your broke but looking for someone to “smoke you up”. Fucking weird.

    December 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    “this went on for about 30 minutes if even that. ”

    What on earth was she doing while he was yammering at her for THIRTY minutes?

  • whatevuh
    December 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Hey D’boy, how’s about you go back to that shithole Nigeria where you came from? You don’t fit in here . . . no good fucking black ass POS

  • TREY Benningtom IV
    December 7, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Horsey white girls always have fine bottoms. I will defend her dignity and pay for her drug test. That mean black fellow is besmirching her good name.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 7, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    These white women. Geesh.

    • Bobby De Niro
      December 7, 2018 at 9:28 pm

      Damn right Randy. Thats why I put my white cock in black pussy only.

  • Y
    December 7, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Hahahaha, wtf is w/these whitey’s:

  • Y
    December 7, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    After reading that, have yourself a laugh:

  • Y
    December 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    My response to everything this wack rapper said:

  • Gorton's Fisherman
    December 7, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Whats with the “rapper?” Isnt Tilapi a fish? He names himself after a fish they serve on cruise ships…
    Just brilliant…

  • Roy Rogers
    December 7, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    I would throw a saddle on her and ride into the sunset…

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