Putting the “D” In Delusional – Meet Dianna Ploss, The Radio Show Host And Fringe Lunatic Deplorable Deb And Stiletto Dee Want To Facilitate A Discussion With Uncle Turtleboy

So, last week Uncle Turtleboy wrote this blog about a die-hard Trump fan who calls herself “Stiletto Dee”, who made the supremely wise and not at all batshit crazy decision to storm a charter school and film other people’s children in the middle of a school day in objection to their “Arab History Month”, because obviously all children are so stupid that they jump off to join ISIS as soon as they see some Arabic script on the walls while they walk to their lockers.

It’s about as harmful as a vintage tobacco ad in a candy store – you can’t just erase parts of history, or the world, because you don’t like them. That’s some Orwellian shit right there.

I 100% concur with the message of that blog, because exposure and knowledge is never the enemy in an intelligent democracy – emotionally-charged rhetoric is. It’s brain cancer on the Left:

And it’s also brain cancer on the right:

Stiletto Dee, you are AIDS to the conservative cause. As soon as you chose to concede your common sense and reason to cognitive bias, your point is invalid. I don’t make the rules for intelligent society – I just try to follow them.

But you know who did not concur one bit? Dee’s good friends and fellow fear-mongers, “Deplorable Deb”, and right-wing conspiracy peddler Dianna Ploss. These ladies have now dubbed our blog a “liberal” blog, because we “attacked” them, which is hilarious, because their definition of an “attack” is quite liberal snowflake-esque, and although generally right-leaning, Turtleboy is not a partisan blog. We are only on the side of the truth. Dianna hosts a show on AM radio that Uncle Turtleboy was invited to appear on after he invited Deplorable Deb and Dee to be honored guests on the Turtleboy live show, and they refused.

Namely because, in Deb’s words, “I won’t appear on their liberal channel”, which is crazy person for, “I refuse to discuss anything outside of my own echo chamber, where I can gang up on rational minds with two of my equally unhinged friends, prevent the opposition from getting a word in edgewise, and then brag about my victory to all my brainwashed followers.” No thanks, Deb. No one listens to AM radio anyway.

Dianna chose to respond to the blogs just as any butthurt SJW would:

So that says a lot. And she and Deplorable Deb used another favored trick of the far left, labeling anyone who disagrees openly with them a “troll”, and smashing the block button to maintain a nice, safe space for their mob to rage out in.



Déjà vu, anyone? Trigglypuff would approve of these tactics. We rented out so much brain space, we even changed Traci’s mind on what she was going to permanently tattoo on her body.

I’m not saying all of their followers are as nutty and dense as a fruitcake…..


….But I am saying they don’t subscribe to the most solid reasoning. I’ve been using a borrowed account from a Rider since mine are all under the detention of the Ministry of Zuck currently, but I’ve changed the profile picture to make things abundantly clear,



So there’s that. I’m wearing a dress, for fuck’s sake.

But Dianna herself is pretty unbalanced, and as soon as I saw her name mixed up in this ridiculous controversy I knew all I really needed to know. Dianna Ploss is a self proclaimed “MAGA Activist” from Gloucester, who carries around a cardboard cut out of President Trump everywhere she goes.

Because that’s perfectly sane, and doesn’t run the risk of de-legitimizing the Republican party at all.


She even sits with him on her porch, and plays dress-up with him like a paper doll.


Sure thing.

Dianna’s latest conspiracy stems from her delusional belief that the old Fuller school is being secretly redeveloped to house Sharia refugees, because obviously in the ultra-liberal state of Massachusetts, that’s something they’d hide, and not proudly announce to everyone who doesn’t fucking care, like the slow kid in remedial math class who proudly shit his pants. She even made a fucking video about it,


And totally forgot to mention the part where she is completely pulling shit out of her ass to distract from the reality that the developers are putting in a YMCA, some retail shops, and a 200-unit rental housing complex.


It hasn’t exactly been a secret. You can take 5 minutes on Google and look this shit up yourself. 



So I guess ISIS is looking to take some swim lessons and stock up on some khakis or something? I don’t even know why she’s railing on about affordable housing – the main controversy had been that Planning Board did not include some reference in the overlay zoning approval to seeking affordable housing units on site.



She can’t cite her sources, because citing “What my life sized cardboard cutout of Pres. Donald J. Trump and the voices in my head told me,” would just sound crazy. This broad just makes shit up as she goes to fit her insane agenda. Like, how she’s claiming “false” trespassing charges for filming a conspiracy-addled live video on private property, AKA, trespassing. Or the “false” defamation suits she’s claiming are part of this “political hit job”, but may have more to do with shit like this:


But hey, donate to her GofundMe, because she dindonuffin!

“My name is Dianna Ploss.  I am a staunch supporter of President, Donald J. Trump,  a Massachusetts MAGA Activist, and a piercing thorn in the side of the Establishment.  And, I need help from my Fellow MAGA Patriots.

I am being wrongfully sued for defamation of character by Jaclyn Corriveau & Bukia Chalvire, both members of the RINO, Never Trumper Establishment.   

Why?  For using my First Amendment right to speak out against the Refugee Resettlement Program and the placement of Sharia-practicing Refugees in Massachusetts.  Yes.  You read that correctly.  I am being sued for using my First Amendment right to protect my state.

Therefore, I have retained the services of Richard C. Chambers, Jr. of Lynnfield, MA  to defend my right to Free Speech.  Richard Chambers is a strong defender of the Constitution and a fighter.  You can find out more information about him on his website:

Thank you for your support!”


Seems legit.  Your audience is not the kind of audience we’re looking to reach, girls. We have more to offer you on that front than you ever would to us.

These nutty broads have yet again proven why what we do is so very important. Turtleboy isn’t Red, and isn’t blue. You can’t buy or sell us into your agenda, and we don’t get so emotional that we disregard the facts, or make up our own. We are on the side of common sense, truth and logic, and that’s it. In a world that is rapidly fracturing into a cavernous divide, we try to bridge the gap with the truth. There’s no profit in this, as we’ve learned, and the extremists on BOTH sides are constantly chomping at the bit to shut us down. But we exist as the antidote to this lunacy, in a world that really doesn’t want to take its medicine.

And still we fight to stick around to tell you all – No, black people and gays are not being lynched on street corners every day, or even every week. That swastika or “N word” spray painted on the girl’s bathroom stall was put there by a bored teenager or attention seeking SJW – the Neo Nazis are not invading your town. Words on the internet will never jeopardize your safety.  And no, there is no secret government conspiracy to turn America into a fundamental Islamic hellscape ruled under Sharia law. The Communists are NOT coming, and if they do, they’ll be too busy picking out hair dye and eating crayons to take over the free market. The world is a globe, the weird ladies trying to get you to Bible study are NOT going to sex traffic you out of their Astro Van, and real corruption exists – but it’s personalized, selfish, and can be sniffed out with enough curiosity and a level head. Sometimes things are good, and something not so much, but there’s nothing truly nefarious at foot – this is just a country full of mobs of idiots, pushing idiot agendas, and we as reasonable human beings HAVE to push back. The answer is not to silence every voice that doesn’t fit the status quo or that you find “offensive” – the answer is to look at it all, compare it to the facts, and then point and laugh at it, and move forward with a fully informed opinion of your own.

We don’t want to silence Deb, or Dee, or Dianna – but we do want to bring them to our platform and let their voices be heard as part of actual intelligent discourse. We’re just clearly not going to achieve that on their playing field. Even a pansexual radical feminist showed up to our live knowing damn well the ridicule she’d face – that’s free speech. So again, ladies, we’ll extend the offer to you and ask, are you on the side of freedom and democracy, or are you just radical SJWs dressed up in pantsuits and Red MAGA hats?

70 Comment(s)
  • John Conway
    January 8, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    “Oh, Trump is definitely a shoe in for 2020. 20 potential candidates, 4 brain cells total.”
    Bristol Turtle chick


  • BrainsAreGood
    November 13, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    And here’s the funny thing, Jaclyn Corriveau is an ALWAYS Trumper. She even put him all over her political advertising. They’re both lowlife garbage

  • Rory Moore
    June 1, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    You know, she just loves to throw insults at people and make innuendo. You know what would be cool, since TB considers itself to be sort of an investigative journalistic entity….find out why she “quit” her job at Mass General.

  • Lonnie Brennan
    June 17, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Dianna Ploss is not only my best friend, but she is also the editor of my newspaper Boston Broadside

    • Sarah
      July 9, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      And just like that, all your sponsors will be contacted. Good luck with your paper! Anyone who supports and/or employs this lunatic rightfully deserves for it to be posted throughout their community.

  • Charlie Baker
    June 16, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    I like how tranny Dianna gives me oral pleasures and then goes out and pretends to hate me.

  • Valerie
    June 10, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Wow she lived across the street from me in Mission Hell some people will do anything for attention

  • Antifa
    May 17, 2019 at 11:09 am

    FACT: Dianna is a true fascist. She would be great in our Boston chapter of Antifa. Perhaps we could draft her.

    • John
      February 13, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      You are easy. Sounds like you would swallow anything from this self involved kid in green with matching glasses. I love how he says rufusing to take their medicine. Medicine prescribed by Turtle Dip and administered by the same? Ha, what a great feeling knowing that there is someone around that cares about our health. Where does he find the time in between building himself up. I wonder if he realizes there are at least a few nuts that do not give rwo shits what he thinks. I got a pill for him. Size 12 right up his tight little ass.

  • Vincent
    May 16, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Don’t let her near your campaign. She will infiltrate it and then sabotage it.

  • Scott Lively
    May 13, 2019 at 7:21 am

    She came into my campaign pretending she was going to help us but what she really did was sabotage it, as if she was working for the opposition.

    • Walt Daley
      May 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Care to elaborate in how she sabotaged your campaign?

  • WSMN-1590-AM
    May 10, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    Apparently Dianna is a mole from the left. She was fired from our conservative radio station because she wrecked the place.

    • walt daley
      May 14, 2019 at 5:11 pm

      She is still listed on your website at being a radio host. Was this recent, as in today?

      • Jim
        May 15, 2019 at 6:50 am

        If you listen to WSMN during that timeslot you’ll find she’s not there anymore. She’s been gone for a while. They probably didn’t update the website.

        • Walt Daley
          May 15, 2019 at 10:55 am

          If you go to her fb page, she did a live-stream from their radio station. So is she just not on the air but renting the radio station space for a live-stream?

          • Trumper
            May 17, 2019 at 11:04 am

            Nobody follows Dianna anymore. All the loyal Trump supporters in MA know that she is a crazy fascist nut and want nothing to do with her.

  • Rushie
    May 10, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    I wonder if Dirtbag Dianna will ever realize how much Trump would hate the very guts of her if he were to actually find out about her pathetic existence, carting around his cardboard likeness like a lovesick escapee from Danvers State Lunatic Hospital and propping up that closet-gay-gay-hater scabwagon, Skirt Lively? No, probably not. She’d need to have a brain for that. I hope someone decides to permanently shut her up… Inshallah!

  • Fedup
    May 10, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    What the hell is going on with turtleboy?!?! Did Omar kidnap you guys and start running this page from Minnesota?? You’re completely lying to yourself if you think MA politicians wouldn’t love to get their hands on some Hi-rise buildings to fill with friendly blue vote low income( don’t wanna work) maggots. One look at that image, and I see two small building with the majority Hi- rise low income residential buildings. You think its gonna be american flags, and iron workers living there?? And replacing a school in the community?? You guys need a meeting or something. Get back to what your values are or a lot of people will be gone

    • May 10, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      We’re the same as always, we deal with facts. The facts are MA politicians would love to get their hands on some hi-rise buildings for refugee resettlement, yes. They wouldn’t be shadowy about it – they’d platform a campaign on it. When you look at that picture you *should* see what most people see, development plans for a YMCA, some retail space, and 200 rental units, which the developer has fought tooth-and-nail to keep as market rent units, with no “Affordable housing” units. They claim a “hardship” that would prevent it. The town wanted 30 affordable units under LIHTC, that’s 15%. And FYI, with LIHTC, it’s not subsidized housing, but rather “affordable” based on area FMR, so it’s not what you’re thinking. Also, the school has been closed since 2008, so they’re not “replacing” a school – it’s been long gone due to code issues the town opted to forgo the expense of fixing in favor of selling to a developer. In no rational vein of thinking does this equate a shadowy plan to rehouse Sharia refugees and make Glouster into a fundamental Islamic hellscape. If you would rather spend your time browsing fringe conspiracy theories than actually confront the factual truth, well…that’s your prerogative.

  • May 10, 2019 at 10:38 am

    I’m glad the overwhelming takeaway from all this is that I’m fat! The anonymity thing usually irks me a bit, because I am not “hiding” from anything, nor do I feel any fear or shame for what I say. But I’d rather be judged on my writing, thoughts and opinions than have it all swept away by my appearance. I wonder why Uncle Turtleboy’s weight isn’t discussed like this? I’m not going to defend myself, though, I am the first to admit – a bitch got fat after 30. Too much time at my desk, not enough time on a treadmill. This is inspiring me to work on that a little more, though, the internet is good for getting opinions usually not expressed in polite company – I can only imagine what people in my real life are thinking! Not gonna lose too much sleep over this, though.

  • AJ Baker
    May 10, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Def would especially on an international flight.

  • Yep. MAGA 2020
    May 10, 2019 at 12:39 am

    I love Dianna and Ms. Dee.
    At least they’re not fence riding RINO types like our illustrious Governor.

    Regarding the pics of your denial, BTC, anyone could have anyone else hold up a note with no face showing and say it’s them. I get that you’re not A and you are only one of his minions but that’s not proof of anything, except the curvy girl in the shots should strike a few flattering poses in select outfits.
    9 out of 10 men prefer curvy women. That 10th guy likes other guys.

    Hey Bret, go do something positive like maybe wash your hair, ya greezee fahken reprahbate.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 9, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Dear Bristol,

    1) Just because you’re wearing a dress, doesn’t mean you’re not A. There are plenty of dudes pretending to be girls on the hallowed pages of Turtleboy.

    2) Get yourself to England and marry me.


    Lovesick Dick

  • Harry
    May 9, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Kooky Dianna Ploss the leftist who infiltrated Trump’s campaign and her 3 FakeTrumper pals: Dopey Dean Cavaretta & Geoff Diehl & Bonnie Johnson are the ONLY Trump 2016 campaign folks who could NOT get a picture with Donald Trump because the 4 were BLACKLISTED for damaging the campaign. More info on #DirtyDiehl & Co. at

  • Philip Landry
    May 9, 2019 at 8:41 am

    I agree that we need open free discussions without extreme polarization shutting down actual conversation. I would suggest that Ms. Ploss has become radicalized due to treatment she has received from both the crazies on the left and her supposed allies “the republicans”. This polarization really needs to be toned down if she wants to help the cause she really supports. It would be great for her to go on your show to be able to discern truth from her. Lastly, agreed on Bristol via previous comments.

  • Virgin Boy
    May 9, 2019 at 7:44 am

    lol. This chick is in a facebook group i subscribe to, “KC” (for ‘Kuhner Country’). She’s delusional there too.

    something happens to broads when they hit menopause. either they turn into insatiable sex kittens, or they turn into bitter old hags. I think we can all guess which category she fits into.

  • Jeff J
    Liquor in the Front....Poker in the Rear
    May 9, 2019 at 1:16 am

    Hey Bristol……what those chodes meant to say was “what a well written blog. You are a fantastic writer and a great asset to Turtleboy”. They’re so “frustrated” it just came out wrong.

    • Well, No Shit
      May 9, 2019 at 5:55 am

      It’s my distinct pleasure to introduce White Knight, everybody! White Knight!

      Put your hands together for such a valiant effort to defend BTC’s honor, because, CLEARLY, a woman is incapable of doing it herself.

      Thank God for you, Sir. Thank God.

      • Turtz McGurtz
        May 9, 2019 at 8:19 am

        And then you swooped in to…… smash the patriarchy or something? You’re both heros in my eyes. #notallheroswearcapes

        • Well, No Shit
          May 9, 2019 at 8:39 am

          No, I “swooped in” because his calling people who made comments on her appearance “chodes” is fucking annoying.

      • ElJefe72
        May 9, 2019 at 8:33 am

        Methinks you missed the tone and innuendo of the comment.

        • Well, No Shit
          May 9, 2019 at 8:41 am

          That is entirely possible, but in my defense, it was early and pre-coffee.

          • Brian Sullivan
            Rooney Eats It
            May 9, 2019 at 1:24 pm

            “innuendo”. Isn’t that an Italian suppository?

      • Jeff J
        I'm Betting the Latter......
        May 9, 2019 at 7:45 pm

        Well No Shit Head…..You’re awful quick to assume I possess a Y chromosome aren’t you? Doesn’t surprise me however. Judging by some of the comments you leave, you’re either skirting the borderline of retardation or too busy looking for your dick and unable to do two things at once.

        • Well, No Shit
          May 9, 2019 at 8:41 pm

          OH-HO! SO. MUCH. WIT.

          Fuck yourself to death.

          • Jeff J
            Back For More
            May 11, 2019 at 3:02 pm

            I “try” to fuck myself to death every day……and it’s AWESOME. Anyway, I was only kidding, I’ve actually enjoyed many of your comments (criticism of me notwithstanding).

          • Well, No Shit
            May 11, 2019 at 6:26 pm

            Yeah, truth be told, reading back over my comments, I can admit I went a little too far. Vitriol like that should be reserved for Randall Guy, and a select few others.

            My apologies for going down that road with you.

          • May 11, 2019 at 6:41 pm

            Hey, don’t beat yourself up too much – Randall guy left a rational comment for once, threw everyone off.

          • Well, No Shit
            May 11, 2019 at 8:15 pm

            I saw that! I thought that I was delusional for a moment!

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    May 8, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    I have nothing to add except that Bristol is hotter from the neck down than I dreamed.

  • CRAZY daughter too
    May 8, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Her ex in the 90’s was a cop in Waltham. He got shitcanned for pranking a rape victem

  • Frank Licata
    May 8, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Ploss is a kook, plain and simple. I met her while volunteering for Trump’s MA ‘16 campaign. She infiltrated it and caused damage to it. She kept attacking Trump’s state chairman simply because he was an attorney who once represented Baker. Also, Dianna was was not allowed near Trump to get a picture, Which is why she tracks around that cardboard cut out like Linus trans grab his which is why she drags around that cardboard cutout like Linus with his blanket on peanuts.

    • Frank Licata
      May 9, 2019 at 9:00 am

      Pardon the typos !

  • ElJefe72
    May 8, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Bristol Turtlechick? I definitely would!!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 8, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Buncha Fruit loops. But the main takeaway from this article – Bristol’s kinda hawt!!

  • Chubby Chaser
    May 8, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Digging your pics Bristol. I’m not sure witch one is hotter, the one with the red Liz Warren sweater or the shot of your double chin. Hot stuff!

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      May 8, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      I’m glad you saw right through the content and noticed my appearance instead. That obviously was the point! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Dianna Ploss is still crazy. I managed to crop out my third chin, though, just for you.

      • Stunt Penis
        May 9, 2019 at 12:39 pm

        vertical stripes will drop 30 pounds at least.

        • May 9, 2019 at 1:15 pm

          I’m ok with the extra 30 pounds, I have the looks of a writer.

          • Chubby Chaser
            May 9, 2019 at 2:09 pm

            I like it. You should spice up all of your articles with pics of yourself. A couple shots of your chubby, short ham hocks would brighten everybody’s day! As a rule nobody likes a girl who orders salads. Give me a girl who knows her way around a Dbl. bacon cheeseburger and a pile of chili fries please.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 8, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    The contents of this story aside, I have to say, Bristol is a total fox. I’m talking “Babe-raham Lincoln” levels.

    Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

  • Joseph Alouiciius Biden the IV
    May 8, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Bristol has some tig ole biddies. Oh snap was my mic on?

  • The Name Game
    May 8, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    The Triple-D’s: Dianna “Mental” Ploss, not-so-adorable Deplorable Deb, and Stilett O’Dee. The triumvirate of extreme right feminine lunatic fringe. Do NEVER cites facts, just says “look it up”… even though the facts are entirely opposite. BTW, Dianna, you should spend more time taking care of yourself. Between your paranoid delusions and thunder thighs, you’re a candidate for the fact farm and the fat farm.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 8, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    Ploss is whack job. You could do a month of stories on her.

    • Bill Belly's Chick
      May 8, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      OMG! This could be your most sane and accurate comment, ever, Randall. Kudos.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        May 8, 2019 at 4:01 pm

        I was hacked.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      May 8, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      Randy! Git yo azz back behind that there dumpster!

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        May 9, 2019 at 10:07 am

        I tried, all I saw back there was your mother!

        • Randy's Grampa
          May 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm

          Wait, wouldn’t that make her your grandma?

  • Vonnie Trump
    May 8, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Hey Fred James or TurtleWoman or else Neutral you claim to be?
    That’s laughable
    By the way I want my money back of the book I bought to your snobbish boss

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      May 8, 2019 at 2:41 pm

      Might I suggest you pick up a little part time job or something to fill the void in your life and tangibly contribute to this country via the economy? I think it would help you. Also, you’re confusing “niceness” with “neutrality”. The facts don’t care about your feelings. Take up your refund with Amazon, snowflake. I’m not the customer complaint department- That’s Abi. And she’s in the bathroom right now.

  • Judge dread
    May 8, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    They’re just talking shit and jealous because TBS is more popular than anything they can possibly do. She’s a fucking nut job. People call alex Jones insane but this bitch is 150x crazier. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest her genital region.

  • MAGA 2020
    May 8, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    I’m going to vote for Trump again. I don’t care about anyone else’s opinion or who they support.
    Watching the cast of characters the Dems are running is almost as if they want to lose again

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      May 8, 2019 at 2:42 pm

      Oh, Trump is definitely a shoe in for 2020. 20 potential candidates, 4 brain cells total.

  • Big 10 Inch
    May 8, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Diarrhea Ploss are the kind of people the MAGA movement doesn’t need

  • mcf1122
    Ann Flaherty
    May 8, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    TB could find worse people to feature. Ploss is active politically and a strong supporter of Trump. We need people like her. There are a lot of local officials in quite of few MA cities and towns who could use some serious exposure. Ploss isn’t one of them.

    • Bret
      May 8, 2019 at 2:02 pm

      Treating a cardboard cutout as an actual person kind of takes her into the “lunatic” grouping I think. Lol
      These people are as bad as the other sides lunatics.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        May 8, 2019 at 3:00 pm

        I’ll give her this, she’s got balls carrying around that Trump cut out in this state. LOL

    • A Real Republican
      May 8, 2019 at 2:04 pm

      Ploss is unilaterally reviled, she lies like a rug and her rhetoric fuels the flames of the radical left movement. Republicans don’t want her. She’s a scam artist trying to profit from the political divide. Hey Dianna, why didn’t you stick with the Pur-Sip scam?

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