Turtleboy Investigates

Quabbin Regional High School Is Calling The DCF Fairy If You Tell Your Crotch Fruit That Masks Don’t Stop Spread Of Commie Cold

 

Quabbin Regional High School in Barre is one of the 70% of schools in this state doing a hybrid reopening of the schools instead of “remote learning,” which isn’t an education. Except they have a few rules that are almost just as bad.

No big deal. If you discourage your crotch fruit from wearing a flimsy piece of paper on their face because there’s no scientific basis for wearing them then the school is gonna call the DCF Fairy on you. This is totally normal and not an indication that the state has become drunk with power.

Oh, and the masks have to be cleaned every day now too. If you don’t then DCF might be called. Almost as if breathing into a piece of cloth all day that’s been in your pocket and sending that carbon dioxide right back into your mouth is unsanitary.

They’re also requiring all students to get the flue shot.

Except there are medial AND religious exemptions for it. Which begs the question – if the flu is so deadly that every kid has to get the vaccine then why are we letting anyone with a “religious exemption” pollute the population with it? Either it’s deadly or it’s not. and if your crotch fruit gets the flu vaccine and thus cannot contract the disease, then what do you care if other kids have the flu? Your kid has the magic vaccine, right?

Oh, and teachers also don’t have to get the flu vaccine because unlike kids they have a union who has made it clear they don’t give a flying fuck about the well being of the kids.

There shouldn’t be any restrictions at all. Schools should be open at full capacity without masks. Masks  are actually more dangerous because they give people the false sense of security. There are millions of people protesting shoulder to shoulder across the country and they think they’re not spreading commie cold because they all have masks on. Lockdowns and changing everything we’re doing has not been proven to be effective at all. It’s destroyed the economy, put millions out of work, certainly isn’t stopping the spread. You cannot hide from the virus by sitting in your home or wearing a mask. It will find you, and that’s OK because it’s a pussy disease that only kills the very elderly and unhealthy. Healthy people and kids should not have to live their lives with a piece of cloth over their face or locked inside because they’re afraid of getting it. Sweden is the only country in the world that didn’t put restrictions on citizens, didn’t force masks, and never closed businesses. Not only did they not close schools, they didn’t even test kids to see if there were “outbreaks” because they know that kids don’t die from commie cold and cases don’t matter if you have no chance of dying from it. Here’s Sweden’s death chart by day.

Almost everyone in Sweden at this point has probaby had COVID at some point. Some people died but no more than in countries that locked everyone down and destroyed their economies.

Data from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control show Sweden has a fortnightly infection rate of 37 cases per 100,000 people. This is much lower than France, with 60 cases per 100,000 and Spain at 152.7 cases per 100,000.

These are the facts. The links are all there for you to read. You gotta go back to school sometime and you can’t hide from commie cold with masks. Embrace the spread, embrace outbreaks, and live your life in the meantime.

 

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • The Ghost of Herbie Pollard
    August 26, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    I say we just start shooting these Nazi Pussy pricks. No questions asked

  • Mastiff squint
    August 26, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    It beyond time to kick the fascists in the nuts. Start with the Massachusetts Teachers Association, bunch of selfish fucks. RECALL Charley Baker the corrupt Rino.
    Start student vouchers. MTA cries for more money all the time and they accomplish shit for the students. I hope the federal government does not give the state a dime.

  • Greta T - spokeswoman for Europe
    August 26, 2020 at 8:08 am

    Carbon Dioxide Kills!!!!!

    • Greta Thunberg
      August 26, 2020 at 10:46 am

      But wear those masks 24/7!!!!

  • Cancel government education
    August 26, 2020 at 12:44 am

    The biggest argument for home schooling and private education.

  • Thomas Jefferson
    August 25, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    “The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.”

    You allowed yourselves to become soft, and now you’ll have to pay for your sloth and decadence with the blood of good men.

    I’m watching

    • Lil Jimmy Dickins (ref. To Rep. Party)@Thomas J.
      August 26, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      “May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes” !

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 25, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Today a town I happen through had students, parents and probably teachers protesting the open of school. Nice to see them out there shoulder to shoulder but they can’t go to school? Fuck this social distancing shit as well!

  • Frank
    August 25, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Charlie Baker is completely out of control , how much can we take? Our government treats us as subjects

    • Do The Reich Thing
      August 25, 2020 at 9:35 pm

      I was told he as an 81% approval rating for how he’s handled this.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 25, 2020 at 10:06 pm

        In a Democrat controlled state.

        “In a race between a Democrat and a Democrat, the Democrat always wins.”
        (See Howie Carr for the original credit.)

  • Just the Facts
    August 25, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Fact: More Worcester High School students have been felt up by their teachers than have had the Corona Virus.

  • Here’s a thought...
    August 25, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    So called “educators” get off their lazy ass and go back the fuck to work like everyone else. It’s over, It’s been over, and everyone else is back to work. Stop using using a pandemic that has ended in this region as an excuse.
    One loves to use science and data to back up “facts”. No one under 18 in this State has Perished. Less than 160 under the age of 50 have perished (Let’s see the comorbidity factors). Here is an interesting stat: Those over the age of 85 who are independent, self sufficient, and have no previous breathing or severe cardiac issues have 99% chance of recovering from this Virus that has run through the population since January.
    The numbers are available. Look them up. Or follow the vast majority of scientists, The CDC, and personal Pandemic Savior Fauci that kids need to be in school. Stop with the politicization and proselytizing.
    80% of Parents want their kids in school. This is terrible look for the Teacher’s Union right now.
    Keep in mind budget cuts are on the way for all “essential” and “non-essential” town and city employees next fiscal year.
    Is this where the Teachers choose to plant their flag? Seems fairly arid to me.

  • North of the Border
    August 25, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    10 will get you 20 this whole fucking “pandemic” magically disappears on or very soon after November 3rd, 2020.

    • Linda
      August 25, 2020 at 9:28 pm

      Only if Biden wins, because on Day 1 he will “cure” everyone of Covid. If Trump wins either Covid lockdown continues but in a bigger way, another lockdown, and more burning cities or they move past the Scamdemic and find the next big thing to try and oust a duly elected and sitting 2nd term President. Going to be a wild ride.

    • @north
      August 25, 2020 at 10:05 pm

      The bong water isn’t good for drinkin ‘ dude

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 25, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    N95 masks work. All of this other fabric mask bullshit? Good luck. Considering you need an electron microscope to see the virus, I think it getting thru even the closest fabric weave is a no brainer.

    • Massholio
      August 26, 2020 at 8:02 am

      Thinking that a mask will stop a virus is like thinking a chain link fence will protect you against mosquitoes.

  • Moon Tan Clan
    August 25, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    1) What is the basis on their prohibition of “Gator” masks? I’ll tell you. It was based on ONE proof of concept study which included ONE subject whose Gator performed poorly.

    2) Are they requiring masks outdoors? If so, why? The magical “six feet” mandate is based on one study, performed in a closed air, controlled setting. There is ZERO evidence supporting droplet stagnation in open air. I will bet my life savings they tried to study droplet dynamics outdoors but were unable to even measure it. But but but, “believe the science”! These people are ignorant, arrogant fools.

  • Holyoke Community College
    August 25, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Someone should run a story on Holyoke Community College. They are doing two insanely dumb things. First they are requiring Masks for anyone on campus not just in buildings, on campus even outdoors. Employees can be disciplined if they don’t wear a mask when on campus even outside. Second, most staff, not all, are “working” from home. Healthy people paid to sit at home and do “work”. The icing on the cake is that HCC has volunteered to be a “Covid Testing center” it’s like drive through testing. So if your sick or think your sick, come to campus. If your healthy stay home. And the testing is not limited to employees or students. The public is welcome. But stay home if your healthy!

  • D
    August 25, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    What a joke. Would love to see property taxes cut, and funding for schools severely reduced. No reason to have all these teachers if some classes are going to be taught online. Not to mention schools are still planning on playing sports, despite several of them contradicting the very social distancing requirements that teachers are demanding take place inside of schools. Lets not even get started on the extra financial burden that districts will incur just to get kids to/from games.

  • CONN
    August 25, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Meanwhile..the school won’t call DCF on the meth addicted parents who can’t care for their kids.

    If this isn’t a clear example of panic porn govt overreach nothing is.

  • You moron
    August 25, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    “Not only did Sweden not close schools” blah blah blah

    You’re buying into myths and don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Typical of you. Sweden did less officially, it’s true, but they didnt do nothing.

    -Sweden closed schools for kids 15 and up
    -Sweden closed bars
    -Sweden reduced capacity and mandated social distancing at restaurants
    -They asked universities and offices to go remote, which most did
    -They issued social distancing guidelines, which were more or less adhered to as they all have been here

    They fared far worse than their neighbors and euthanized nursing home residents who got it. They didnt take them to the hospital, they didnt give them ventilators. They gave them morphine and let them choke to death on their own expectorant. What a model!

    As for your ignorant flu comment, here immunity is dependent upon widespread, but not necessarily universal, vaccination. Read some fucking science instead of idiotic conspiracy frauds like Alex Berenson and Jordan Schachtel.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      AngryWhiteDad
      August 25, 2020 at 4:47 pm

      0.0098% of the world’s population has died according to inflated faker numbers, yet we are the morons?

      Go fuck yourself you nazi stooge.

    • Your the moron
      August 25, 2020 at 4:50 pm

      So this corona chink Kung flu shit. It takes the lives of about 1 / 100 th of 1 percent of the population of the USA. Infects 2 percent that recover. And you want to support unconstitutional restrictions that will seriously fuck up the lives and livelihoods of 100 percent of the population? Really smart. Your a fucking moron. Why don’t you wrap a sealed plastic bag around your head , that will help you and the rest of the population.

    • You moron
      August 25, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      Can one of you gentlemen point out my factual errors? Thanks.

      • Tell your dad to use a condom next time
        August 25, 2020 at 8:05 pm

        Tell your dad to use a condom next time. The baby came out retarded.

    • Hey @ Moron...
      August 25, 2020 at 8:32 pm

      Sweden Population: 10.2 mil
      China Flu Deaths: 5814
      Nation had limited restrictions and schools open.

      Massachusetts Population: 6.9mil
      China Flu Deaths: 8950
      State had full restrictions and is still restricting more than partially including schools.

      Now fully understanding that population and population density play factors (See: Vermont)
      Who would one say won the Chinese Virus approach?

      Sweden was much maligned early in their approach. However, and under reported in the media is now looked upon as a success.
      Quarantining the healthy is a foolish approach and ineffective.
      Look up the deaths in Nursing Homes in the United States and then understand the culpability of the Governors who failed to protect the United States most vulnerable.
      You Moron

      • You moron
        August 25, 2020 at 9:06 pm

        You should really try reading what I actually wrote.

        • @moron
          August 25, 2020 at 10:25 pm

          I did read what you wrote and promptly refudiate it with reason, facts, and logic. Can one use the same without emotion or has one been indoctrinated and mislead?

      • Deflateddoritodinks
        August 26, 2020 at 8:05 am

        China covid deaths will never be revealed by the Maoists. Probably in the millions.

    • @moron again
      August 25, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      Letting them “die” by giving them morphine is called palliative care.
      It allows someone to die in comfort.Go look up palliative care as Norwegian Nations are far ahead of The United States. It’s allowing someone to die in comfort. As one would wish to do for a beloved animal in this Country but yet our Parents suffer on their death bed because we are not as enlightened as a Nation such as Sweden. Morphine allows someone to die in comfort. Death is the ultimate result of living you Naive Child.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 25, 2020 at 10:12 pm

        Additionally, don’t be over 65 and fracture a hip in one of those socialized medicine countries. The governmental care chart says it’s not cost-effective to fix. In comes the morphine for more palliative care.
        (Unless your Bernie Sanders wealthy and can afford to pay out of pocket for treatments.)

      • You moron
        August 25, 2020 at 10:18 pm

        I know what palliative care is, you fucking dope. My point is that it wasn’t a last resort or response to the inevitable, it was “oh, shit, grandma’s sick, knock her out and see what happens.”

        • @moron
          August 25, 2020 at 10:31 pm

          Your anger is infantile in nature.
          Please refrain from hurling insults.
          It is hurtful to this discussion.
          Jesus loves you babe.

        • @moron.... once again
          August 25, 2020 at 11:48 pm

          One understands what “palliative care” is?
          Why did one make the argument of:
          “They gave them morphine and let them choke to death on their own expectorant“
          One’s words not mine.
          One would imply that Sweden was slaughtering patients. When in fact the United States failed to give morphine to their dying. Bouncing them from death bed to the hospital and back further spreading the illness amongst the most vulnerable. I witnessed this first hand. Failure of loved ones to say goodbye to one who is suffering.Is lacking in this Country.
          A steady stream of morphine to a bag of bones who recognizes not one their loved ones goes a long way.
          We would not hesitate to do so for a pet. Let the elderly go.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    August 25, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Would it be OK to use driveway sealer on a tar and feathers job? Asking, for a friend.

    • Ooooohyahhhhhh!
      August 25, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Now that’s the question of the day that holds with this fuckin’ diarrhea of the mouth soup of the day!

    • Forgot one thing
      August 25, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      Driveway sealer is ok if paired with roofing nails. Coat the prick in driveway sealer. Then roll the prick in the roofing nails.

      • @forgotonething
        August 25, 2020 at 5:07 pm

        Can tell you failed tech, but keep tryin’!

        • How did I fail?
          August 25, 2020 at 5:45 pm

          How did I fail? I fucked your mom. Her pussy was loose but it was a place to drop a my semon. After I fucked your mom she said you were retarded and that she dropped you on your head a few times as a baby.

          • Society drain^^^^^^^^
            August 25, 2020 at 6:07 pm

            Case closed……….

  • We need to know
    August 25, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Aidan,
    I would like you to show, with proof, to everyone here that you had ever taught remote learning and what the results showed as a result. Please leave out the % of kids dying in car accidents as this has been addressed way too many times without facts that you have not backed up to your own beliefs. If you are going to continue to preach your beliefs, show us, and with fact, how it is ineffective. This is a long overdo answer from a “worn out” subject.

    • What?
      August 25, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      We would like you to show that you have a high school diploma as you can’t seem to put together a sentence that makes any sense.

      • @whaaaaattttt?????
        August 25, 2020 at 6:56 pm

        Thought so……..

    • Need to know?
      August 25, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      Need to know why the fuck your mom didn’t have an abortion when she was pregnant with you. You are a fucking dipshit sheep. If you Wana put on a useless mask or stay home go ahead. Other people want to go to work pay their bills and love their lives.

      • @needs his Mommy nookie^^^^
        August 25, 2020 at 9:43 pm

        The Mommy fetish article you’re in is the next one over.
        BTW, Mommy wants her computer back or no nookie tonight!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 25, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    If any student feels like taking the day off just pop on a MAGA or thin blue line mask on and I can guarantee you will be sent home immediately

    • The Common Man
      August 25, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      blah blah blah

    • The Common Man
      August 25, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      And once again, 23 upvotes on a lame ass comment like that. while every other comment around the same time as yours has like 3 lol. you’re fucking pathetic dude hahah

  • EmfnT
    EmfnT
    August 25, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    I agree that schools should be open. But don’t kid yourself into thinking that Sweden had it right from the start. Their death rate per 100,000 population is higher than the U.S.’s, although not by a huge margin. And most agree that Sweden has done a lousy job of protecting their elderly, which is the most vulnerable population. All that said, if the U.S. had followed Sweden’s lead, we’d still lead the world in deaths, but our economy wouldn’t be in shambles. And the only reason we lead the world in deaths is because we have one of the largest populations. If you look at death rate per 100,000 population, the US is actually barely inside the top 10 worst. Certainly not number 1.

  • Snarky Pete
    August 25, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Why doesn’t the government use the same “hands off” approach that’s wildly successful regarding BLM???

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Climate Change Emporium
    August 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    We get the government we deserve. Locals who believe in liberty start running for school committee. Start voting for people who are not socialist, collectivist or politically correct and we can start to make Liberty a thing again. Otherwize, shut up and take your socialism !

  • Dr shiva
    August 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Vote for Dr Shiva!

  • funny
    August 25, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Hey Turtle, isn’t there another incest triangle or hoodbange ratchet fight you should be concentrating on?
    That’s the level of your intelligence….

    • Not Funny
      August 25, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      Those incest stories turn you on I take it? Which family member are you looking to bump uglies with?

  • Turd Furgeson
    August 25, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Yes, take advice from this guy, who thinks it’s a “flue” shot.

  • Kate peter
    August 25, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Dont worry Big Mike Osama threatened us last week that they will absolutely make it worse if you don’t vote for the guy who thinks he is on Saturn. Its absolutely plain to see and really has been the whole time that this so called pandemic was a bio weapon that a political party unleashed on us. But oh no cops are bad. If you dont see whats happening and dont fight it, you deserve what will happen to you

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      August 25, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      slampig

  • Judge dread
    August 25, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    yah it’s about everyone’s safety. kiss my royal irish ass you social engineers.

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