Quarantony Greenwich Vows To Call Millbury Police On “Anyone And Everyone” Who Isn’t Wearing A Mask, Tips Off Shady Cop On Where To Find Criminal Parents And Crotch Fruits


My inbox is more stuffed right now than a New Bedford hooker on the first of the month. With the new mask law I expect even more and more assholes to come out of the woodwork as the week advances and I’d like each and every one of them to be appropriately shamed. When this is all done I wanna be able to look back at all the assholes who showed their true colors so that people can avoid associating with them moving forward.

This is Tony Greenwich from Millbury.

To say that he is FIRED UP about the new mask law may be the understatement of the century. Someone recently posted about it in a Millbury Facebook group.

Yea, that’ll teach those kids a lesson about (check notes) being free!!

Quarantony couldn’t possibly be more giddy about the prospect of police officers giving people on the verge of destitution $300 tickets for not wearing a pointless face cloth in public.

“I’ll be reporting anyone and everyone.”

Imagine waking up every day and being this terrible?

He wears his mask all day long, therefore you should be required to as well. And if you call him a snitch he’s gonna report you to the local Gestapo for threats too.

“On file.”

Yes, that’s right – he’s keeping files on fellow town residents. This is a perfectly healthy culture we’ve cultivated here. Obey the law or pay the price!!

And if the cops wanna know where they can go to make a quick buck off of law abiding citizens then he’s got some places you can check out.

Imagine seeing kids at a playground as an opportunity to tax their parents?

Dan Daly seems to agree that the playground should be closed and isn’t happy with the town manager for not doing so. If that name rings a bell it’s because he’s a Millbury cop, and kind of a notorious one, who was featured on Turtleboy four years ago.

Again, I trust the police, but I don’t trust this mother fucker. I don’t think I’ve gotten more complaints and story ideas about any singular cop more than him. Four years ago his wife Maria reported that someone had spray painted BLM on their house and robbed them.

She messaged Turtleboy on Facebook to write about it and wanted us to smear the chief for not taking it seriously enough.


Noted soothsayer and visionary Bret Killoran had his doubts from the beginning.


And is it turned out the whole thing was an inside job.

“A reported break-in and vandalism at the West Main Street home of a Millbury police officer has been traced to the police officer’s wife. Police Chief Donald P. Desorcy, at a news conference this afternoon, said there was no intruder in the house of Officer Daniel Daly, as originally thought. Instead, the chief said, the officer’s wife, Maria Daly, concocted a story about a break-in, apparently because of financial problems. Officer Daly was not involved in the hoax, according to the chief.”

If Dan Daly had admitted that he did it then he’d be fired and the family would lose his pension and everything. So conveniently his wife took the fall for it. The Millbury Police investigated themselves and shockingly reached the conclusion that Dan Daly dindu nuffin and it was all the wife’s fault. She got a slap on the wrist and life went on. But I’ve spoken with sources from within in the Millbury PD and they not only think he did it, they say it with a certain authority. Like, of course he did it. They know who they’re working with.

If you think you’re gonna get away with being free in Millbury on Wednesday then you’re in for a rude awakening if you run into Quarantony or Officer Dindu Nuffin.


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51 Comment(s)
  • Get the fuck lost
    May 4, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    it’s fucking pathetic your sitting here shitting on someone and their family because you have nothing better to do with your life. Grow a pair of balls, call the person you have a issue with and settle it like a real man not a fucking 12 year old child who lost to a game of call of duty. The Daly’s are good people. He works for his name. So shut the fuck up and shove ur mask up ur ass

    • EmfnT
      May 4, 2020 at 11:30 pm

      sounds like somebody lost a game of call of duty and got a mask shoved up his ass by a 12 year old you pedo faggot

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 4, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    new law? i’ll have to watch the ‘news’ once in awhile, just to keep up with this minutia. America was always meant to be an experiment, and for a time we made the grade, but no more. i choose to wear a mask in stores because people are pigs, and my pharmacy requires it, not the fashion police.
    this is just a test… and they are learning quickly.

  • SJW strike again.....
    May 4, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Repeat and remember

    I have a asthma and cannot wear a mask.
    Now go fuck yourself

  • Murder Hornet
    May 4, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Fuck this cum rag.Fuck Charlie Parker.

  • opening up
    May 4, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Remember that Millis Ma cop that shot up his own cruiser? Only the police should have guns.

    I’m opening my business this week fuck Baker try to stop me i dare you!

  • Fat Tony the dildo
    May 4, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    I can feel it Fat boy Tony is going to fuck with the wrong guy on this mask bullshit and he’s going to get badly beaten

    • Cute Chick
      May 5, 2020 at 7:13 am

      Tony will limit his Ratting activities to those SMALLER THAN HIM!!!
      He will guarantee his own safety…

  • whatevuh
    May 4, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    what did this cop or his wife hope to gain anyway? what a couple of morons, he should have been fired ” sorry you’re too stupid to be a cop, we have to let you go”

  • Renfro
    May 4, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Dan Daly the jelly roll fat cocksucker and his disgusting looking fat wife
    What a lovely pair
    I know for a fact that fat prick was in on the hoax

    • Go fuck urself
      May 4, 2020 at 11:17 pm

      Losing brain cells to u speak plz shut the fuck up

  • What a piss poor article
    May 4, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Terrible writing, no sense of flow, disjointed, rambling. What did the second half of the article have to do with the first half? Real groundbreaking journalism talking about some guy ranting on facebook.

    • Percy
      May 4, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      If you want to talk about disjointed
      You mother was disjointed last night when she was bent over the coffee table with her negroe boyfriends dick up her asshole

  • Boooooo
    May 4, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    This website fucking sucks you’re a clown

  • Greg
    I see COVIDiots
    May 4, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Your “rights” end at the point at which they infringe on the rights of others. Wear a fucking mask when you go out in public. It’s really not all that hard. Find something else to play the victim card over.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 4, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Go fuck yourself and stay indoors you lemming. Again, how did you type this? Gov. Karen Parker issued a poke your eyes out order this a.m. Did you not see it?

      • Greg
        May 4, 2020 at 3:37 pm

        I don’t stay indoors. I just put a mask on when I go outside because I’m not a fucking moron.

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          May 4, 2020 at 3:57 pm

          Actually greggie you are a fucking moron thinking your silly little mask is some sort of protection. Where exactly is your mask from greggie? China? Your old tear stained, cum soaked t shirt? Yeah you’re totally safe….lemming

          • Greg
            Shut up Trumptard
            May 4, 2020 at 4:39 pm

            I’m going to operate on literately hundreds of years of evidence on the effectiveness of masks, the recommendations of experts, and common fucking sense, but you feel free to show the world that you’re an idiot just to own the libs. Go gather in front of the state house in a densely packed group of your fellow Trumptards and get sick to own the libs. Just don’t use any healthcare resources when it happens. You’re already a waste of oxygen, we don’t need you wasting a hospital bed too.

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          May 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm

          The sad part is that you will probably get it wearing your useless mask and drown in your own fluids. Me? I’ll be just fine. You and the rest of the mentally ill liberals are trying to trying to curb freedom by calling everyone selfish, stupid,moronic, conservative and we are not buying it. Your sense of freedom and liberty are as pale as your skin. Now excuse me while I enjoy a nice maskless walk.

          • Greg
            You get dumber with each comment
            May 4, 2020 at 6:18 pm

            Good luck, moron.

        • Tutus Maxim
          May 4, 2020 at 5:36 pm

          I’m reporting your mother to the authorities
          She wasn’t wearing her mask when she licked my asshole last night

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          May 4, 2020 at 6:36 pm

          Don’t need luck Greggie, I’m going to be just fine.My maskless walk was wonderful and guess what Greggie? Out of approximately 80-90 people I encountered only 5 had masks. Enjoy your angry and fear filled night

    • I Hate Mask Nazis
      May 4, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      Exactly. You’re right to wear a mask ends at you. You cant infringe on my right to NOT wear a mask.

      • G
        May 4, 2020 at 11:19 pm

        It’s called personal and social responsibility. You should grow the fuck up and try it sometime.

    • "I see COVIDiots" is an idiot!
      May 4, 2020 at 5:15 pm

      His statement: “Your “rights” end at the point at which they infringe on the rights of others.”

      I’m not infringing on your rights when I don’t wear a mask. I AM NOT SICK! You can not catch COVID from me or anyone else who is not sick. Therefore YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS ASSCLOWN!!!!

      And before you go down the road of “you could be sick and just not know it”. You’re right. You could also be a pedophile or serial killer and the rest of us don’t know it yet. If you can prove I or anyone else walking around has COVID, then that’s another argument. But until then, you can’t force anyone to wear a mask because we MIGHT hurt someone. You might hurt someone driving your car, you douchenozzle. You might hurt someone with a peanut allergy if they smell your insidious peanut butter cup breath, you fucknut.

      All this being said, I VOLUNTARILY wear a mask and gloves everywhere I go. I don’t want to catch this fucking thing.

      • Carlo
        May 4, 2020 at 6:13 pm

        If you wear a mask and gloves you’re a fucking knob

      • Greg
        Trumptards are everywhere
        May 4, 2020 at 11:18 pm

        Dipshit: Infected asymptomatic people can and do in fact transmit the virus. At this point, you actually need to work at being this uninformed. Welcome to Trump’s America, where ignorance is worn like a badge of honor.

  • Tony Greenwich is an IDIOT
    May 4, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Citizen’s arrest, right up until he is arrested for kidnapping and false imprisonment have fun paying 1/3 of your income for life to settle the civil lawsuit after you get out of prison you moron.

  • What a Dopey fucker
    May 4, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    that beard has more germs than a sewer and also prevents a proper seal with any mask short of a full space helmet can’t wait for the story about him getting Wuhan and Aids in the same mens room

  • Bobo
    May 4, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    This fat little tub of shit making a citizens arrest
    Somebodies going to put this fat pussy in the hospital

  • Carlos Tempest
    May 4, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    The fat bearded cocksucker should always wear a mask to cover his triple chin
    Give the rest of humanity a break

  • No Balls
    May 4, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I dare him to make a “citizens arrest” for not wearing a mask. He will be surprised at what he has really done, to himself!

  • Wear A Mask And Full Body Condom
    May 4, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Someone broke into my wifes pussy and fucked it. I want turtleboy to check on this.
    Turtleboy checked and no one went near the lowtide smelling fat cougar

  • Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandsons of Liberty
    May 4, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Remember, approximately 1/3 of the colonial population of Massachusetts were Loyalists. Happily today, they’re all outing themselves voluntarily.

    May 4, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    In an ordinary society there are rich men, poor men, smart men, dumb men, kind men, mean men, motivated men, and lazy men, all in some semi-sustainable balance.

    Sometimes, a strange situation arises, as in Communist or Nazi worlds, where all of a sudden, the “below average” mean man is vested with an authority over his fellow man. He is capable of heinous acts, under the guise of the rule of law. But what is motivating him the most, is the resentment at having been dealt a short hand in the game of life, and the failure to comprehend that “life is what you make it”. He’ll make history for the worst reasons, all the while forgetting the other important maxim of history: “payback is a bitch”.

  • Tony’s Tip o’ the Day !!
    May 4, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Just to let the ol’ gang know that just because you’re down with the “Masked Men” as us cool cat’s like to be called, that doesn’t mean you have to slow down the daily cock intake !! Yeah, dig this – if you cut a little hole in front of your mask, but leave enough material up top to make it a little flap, you’re still in business !! WOOHOO !!! Yeah, me and my gay cop friends are definitely still in goo gobbling mode. !!! C’mon fellas, stick your little dinkie in my face mask flap and get ready to rock !!!!

  • miss the hot dog trolley at the true value
    May 4, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Last time I looked Millbury was still an old mill town . It’s but a blip on the map . Other than the mall there is little reason to go there there . There are beautiful homes on the water and the closer you get to Sutton the more three quarter of a million dollar homes you see . It’s. Nice enough , but you still have 146 , I-90 and route 20 going through it . Fishing , hunting , meat raffles at the clubs . The Elm and the strip Club , lobsters at that bar I can’t remember the name of . Then you’ve got this homo . Hopefully if I get reported that one hot police women in town will respond .

  • Please Do
    May 4, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Citizen’s arrest. Lmao I hope that shit is recorded. Watch this idiot get his face broken when he runs up on the wrong person

  • Tattling Tony
    May 4, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Keep it coming morons haha These people are bringing some douchetastical entertainment to us!!! Yay ‘Merica!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 4, 2020 at 11:52 am

    I laud Tony Greenwich and Officer Dan Daly. Keep exposing the wrongdoers and keep issuing those $300 tickets. We need new revenue streams to fund government workers and pensions.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 4, 2020 at 11:44 am

    I used to fuck this guys daughter. Let’s just say she wasn’t as concerned with “protection” as her father seems to be if you know what I mean.

    • Honky Tormentor
      May 4, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      That means he didn’t use a condom.

  • Advice giver
    May 4, 2020 at 11:42 am


    Good news/Bad news

    Bad News = You’re the subject of a Turtleboy blog.
    Good news = It’s not bad enough to get you a seat in next years ratchet madness tourney.

    Advice: Don’t double down by poking the turtle. Stay off FB and let this blow over.

    • Hey !! Advice Giver !!
      May 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm

      Mind your own beeswax, mister smarty pants !! Tony Greenwich, you have been disgraced and beclowned in front of the whole wide world !! Don’t let this go unaddressed, challenge this turtle man to a rap duel or something similar. You too, Officer Foodstamp , you should do a West Side Story type dance off against the turtles man and shut him down !! Hurrah !!

  • Greg
    May 4, 2020 at 11:34 am

    His mother should have swallowed

  • Shawn
    May 4, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Does dipshit realize that the best mask in the world won’t do shit without a proper seal do to facial hair?

    • mrme
      May 4, 2020 at 11:50 am

      And thus he is not wearing his mask. I think he should turn himself in.

    • Liberalism is a mental disorder
      May 4, 2020 at 1:27 pm

      No one understands this my friend!
      I even explained in great detail about masks a couple blogs back. They still dont get it. You can not explain anything to people with the liberal pathogen even with facts or logic. They are not capable of understanding anything but Reeeeeeee

    • Greg
      May 4, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Do you realize that the word you were going for is “due” and not “do”?

  • Frank
    May 4, 2020 at 11:29 am

    He talks about the importance of following the law I wonder what his viewpoint on illegal immigration is

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