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Queef Hump Gets Busted By Turtle Rider Abusing Dog Ad Driving Drunk In Leominster During Mid-Day Bender

 

A turtle rider sent us an email this weekend of her heroic work in preventing some drunken slop donkey from driving home drunk from Petco. Yes, Petco. He was drunk at God damn Petco.

I stopped a drunk driver that had abused his dog in front of me at petco. I was taping him waiting for him to grab the dog again and we figured out he was drunk so I called the cops and followed him. He got arrested in McDonald’s drive thru. He had a weapon he didn’t tell them about. So he had no license , a weapon and OUI. That will teach him to abuse his dog in front of me.

Watch.

I’d say that getting arrested for driving drunk on your way from Petco is what rock bottom feels like, but I would imagine this queef hump has probably seen a lot worse.

Didn’t even seem the least bit fazed by it. Just a minor inconvenience in the roller coaster he calls life.

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52 Comment(s)
  • Abuse?
    March 3, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Did I miss something in that first video? The dogs seem happy

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 2, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    even when i was hitting the Nitroglycerin hard, sometimes a quart of the yellow oily each day, i would NEVER sink so low as to become a Pet Shop Boy. Thanks to those who held this scumbag accountable!

  • Amanda Sawyers Son
    March 2, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I am so hungry I would put those pups on the grill and slather
    them with BBQ sauce.Mom does not cook or buy groceries.

  • One douche to another
    March 2, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Fuck him and fuck his fucking rat looking fucking dogs u fucking fucks and all ball sucking dog lovers. U all can all take a flying fuck for urself u bunch of cunt

    • Authentic
      March 2, 2020 at 9:50 pm

      In Leominster this drunk,
      Put his dogs in the trunk.

      Some rat bitch fan of TB,
      Thought there was more to see…

      Now Rover doesn’t have bunk.

      Turtleboy’s SO much more
      Then simply witty rapport.

    • Andrea Grocer
      March 3, 2020 at 5:43 am

      Fuck you too! I shit in your driveway and my dog shit on your lawn.

    • Surprised Flapjack
      March 3, 2020 at 10:58 am

      Always amazed at the drive-by poasters with no dog in the fight, so to speak.

      They always use run on sentences with no punctuation and no fucking point to their poast.

      –The Former Startled Pancake

      • French Toast Fuckstick
        March 3, 2020 at 11:05 am

        *Posters

  • ANAL CUM FART DUMPSTER
    March 2, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    And so the proctologist says, “Rectum? I nearly killed him!”

  • Buddy Weiser
    March 2, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Alcoholics are no better than drug addicts. Disease, my ass.

  • randiguy2006
    Riviting
    March 2, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Those are some real exciting videos ya got there TB.

  • randiguy2006
    So what?
    March 2, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    He’s white. Let’s give me a 2nd chance if he says he sorry.

  • Curious George
    March 2, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Is this Fiona Fireball’s grandfather??

  • LeBern
    March 2, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    More importantly, a drunk driver was taken off the road.

  • Mayor Buttfuck McFaggot
    March 2, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Would

  • More Leigha, Please
    March 2, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    And less of this tepid bathwater of a blog.

  • Gaffneys Testicle Purse
    March 2, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Psychological abuse counts.

  • BOB
    March 2, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Liberal America / my voice matters

    Fuck your voice

  • Driving drunk in 2020 is retarded
    March 2, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    It’s his dog, he owns it and do whatever the fuck he wants to it. It’s a fucking dog….it will lick its asshole and eat it’s own shit and says hello to other dogs by sniffing their asshole. They are filthy mongrels, yet people want to treat them like humans. She should have left it at him being shitfaced, no need to bring a fake dog assault into the mix.

    • Well, No Shit
      March 2, 2020 at 3:42 pm

      So, because dogs exhibit typical animal behavior, it’s perfectly fine for them to be abused? I mean, by that “logic” they are property, therefore have no feelings and don’t deserve any ethical treatment.

      You sound like a real fucking winner. I hope that a pitbull tears your tiny cock off, and you bleed out slowly and painfully.

      Fistfuck yourself to death, asshole.

      • What an idiot you are
        March 2, 2020 at 3:51 pm

        So by your logic dogs have more rights than unborn babies? So how many dogs do you have that you treat like children and how many abortions have you had?

        • Well, No Shit
          March 2, 2020 at 3:59 pm

          What in the fuck are you rambling on about? Abortions? How in the hell did you arrive at that topic, you inbred fuckstick?

          To answer your insanity, the answer to both of your question is “zero.” Zero dogs treated like children, and zero abortions. I still don’t see how those are related, but whatever.

          You don’t have to treat an animal like a child to know that it’s fucked up to abuse them, you mentally-deranged nutjob.

      • Love internet tough guys
        March 2, 2020 at 3:59 pm

        Ethical treatment….is it ethical to keep a dog in a cage?? What if the dog is claustrophobic? Do you hope a pitbull bites the “tiny cocks” off of everyone that crates their dog? Is it ethical to tie a dog to a tree?

        In the end a dog is a fucking subhuman and you are an angry faggot, you are made for each other.

        • Well, No Shit
          March 2, 2020 at 4:04 pm

          Crating is not abuse. Crating for an inordinate amount of time is.
          Chaining your dog to a tree for short periods of time is not abuse. Chaining your dog to a tree for an inordinate amount of time is.

          Hitting, kicking, choking, etc ARE abuse. Every time.

          You see how that works, dickhole? It’s really not that complicated.

          As for “internet tough guy,” everything I am saying via the internet, I would say directly to your face. Bet.

          • Tough guy.
            March 2, 2020 at 7:54 pm

            So you are the moral authority??? How about I tie you to a tree, or how about I put you in a cage??

          • Well, No Shit
            March 2, 2020 at 8:39 pm

            You could certainly try, douche bag.

            Instead of fantasizing about chaining me up and putting me in a cage, focus on learning to be less of a general asshole.

        • UPS Driver
          March 2, 2020 at 6:22 pm

          I would save my dog from a house on fire before 3/4 of the people on earth including you! You miserable little fag.

          • Ups sucks
            March 2, 2020 at 7:56 pm

            That’s why you work for UPS, you’re a fucking retard that can’t converse with people.

          • Puddintaine
            March 3, 2020 at 12:06 am

            U guys should compare paychecks. Bet ups driver males double what you do. Hell you should thank him. His taxes pay for your “disability” check

          • UPS Driver
            March 3, 2020 at 5:40 am

            To you UPS may suck but you are still in that house burning and my dogs and I are outside LOL at you!

          • Wannabe mailman
            March 3, 2020 at 6:57 am

            #1 I’ll save my family and my mutt of a dog should my my house catch on fire, why would I rely on someone who couldn’t make it as a mailman and is now a wannabe mailman to save me, my family, and my mutt?
            #2 if wannabe mail men make 275k a year, then I guess I am in the wrong profession.

  • BOB
    March 2, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Sounds like yo mama is a snitch,

    Cry baby bitch

    Her job is done for now until she catches me yelling at my kids

    Cunt

    • Surprised Flapjack
      March 3, 2020 at 11:00 am

      Sound like you didn’t quite get the memo about Haiku writing, but whatever.

  • Shittiest video ever
    March 2, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Was this taped from a wheelchair?

  • Cheddah
    March 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    I wonder if the female Turtle Rider embellished this story a bit by adding dog abuse to the dispatcher in order to gain a quicker response by the LPD.. If so, that’s a pretty sneaky/clever move, and I’m glad they caught him..
    That said however, there is NO sign of dog abuse presented here in this video! What I saw in this short video was a fat drunkard that loves his dogs so much that he rolled the dice by taking a trip to Petco for the welfare of his dogs. If you’re gonna accuse someone of dog abuse, you better come with better evidence than this lame-ass video. Not sure if I really believe this woman, just sayin…

  • Pete LaFluer
    March 2, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    The only thing I saw in the video that mattered was the big titty of the worker taking up the screen at the end.

    Sorry I am easily amused!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    March 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Maybe he is Native American. As a Native American I experience an almost allergic reaction to alcohol. I’m still paying for that beer I drank in my Cambridge kitchen some months back.

    • Hiawatha
      March 2, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      Go up to Quebec and derail some more trains, you flamer.

  • Startled Pancake
    March 2, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Blah blah blah

  • Paul Casale
    Fuck off
    March 2, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Now you are deleting comments questioning the dog abuse?

  • Natasha
    March 2, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Those pups look perfectly happy to me

  • The Twin Cities Harland Sanders
    March 2, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Extra Crispy

  • Red Star Cafe Bemis Rd Fitchburg
    March 2, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    This guy has a pickled egg problem and never fails to clog the shitter.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    March 2, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Abuse? You should see what my hungry son did to his ex girlfriend.

  • Nee Chi
    March 2, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    “Amazing story, please do tell me more.”(Insert Willy Wonka Meme here).

    This video shows no dog abuse, but I’ll take the word of a Turtle Rider with a phone.

    Fred

    • Suzanne Arundale
      VV
      March 2, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      Wouldn’t that be HANGRY?

  • Lee Ho
    March 2, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    The unlicensed weapon is going to be a bigger problem than the OUI, or dog abuse for this guy.

    Unless he was a minority.

    • Nee Chi
      March 2, 2020 at 12:07 pm

      Lee Ho:

      Do we all look alike to you? That man is totes bronze.

      Fred

  • Charles
    March 2, 2020 at 11:45 am

    WHERE IS THE DOG ABUSE?

    • Paul Casale
      Exactly
      March 2, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      I didn’t see it either. Don’t post an accusation…unless you can back it up!

    • yo mama
      March 2, 2020 at 2:05 pm

      read the article… “I was taping him WAITING for him to grab the dog AGAIN”

      • J-Roc
        March 2, 2020 at 2:51 pm

        She wouldn’t have been taping him for no reason, she said she was waiting, he didn’t do it again, but now she could see he was shitfaced.

        I believe her story…

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