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So this video from Twin River Casino has been making the rounds on the Facebook machine. Check out this queefhog in all her glory…..
That is the angriest leprechaun I’ve ever seen. Except instead of pot of gold at the end of the rainbow she’s got a carton of newports and some losing scratch tickets at the end of a dark alley.
Where you from anyway hun?
“You’re gonna beat up a fucking little girl from War-wack?”
Loved this one too…..
“I will rip your fucking piece of paper like a report cahhhd.”
Since when do report cahhhds get ripped? That doesn’t even make any sense lady. Now shut up and grant me my three wishes!
This was an interesting question.
“Do you know how old I am?”
By my count you’re about 102 in Pawtucket years, and you’ve spent at least 40% of your adult life ripping butts at the slot machines at Twin River Casino.
She was witty as hell too….
“Why are you even here?”
“Why are you here you piece of shit?”
Boom. Roasted. You can’t come back from that. She has murdered your soul.
And then finally there was this masterpiece.
“Is anyone gonna call security for a piece of shit Brazilian? Go back to Mekico!!”
Brazil, Mexico – same shit. They all speak the same language anyway right? Maybe she’s onto something though. Since Mexico isn’t paying for the wall maybe Brazil will.
And you’ll never guess what Blarney McNewports does for a living……
Yes, that’s right – she’s a special ed assistant at Hoxsie Elementary School in War-wack according to their website.
Definitely the kind of woman you’d want around children. Especially special ed children. I can’t imagine what could possibly go wrong.
Evidently this was not her first episode, and it was only a matter of time until she ended up on Turtleboy.
She also wisely decided to briefly make an appearance on the post (before the hasty delete and retreat) and made it clear that she was in fact a special ed teacher, and she’s not racist because she gets paid know what racism is, but she don’t get paid to take no shit from no kids!
“You lucky I only called security and walked away like the lady my mom raised me, because I am a professional trying to bet on the Patriots.”
I have no doubt that this is exactly how her mother raised her to be. I can only imagine the aroma that filled the room when Grandma O’Ratchet fired this crotch nugget out of her tampon tunnel. Probably smelt like Hampton Beach at low tide.
At least she bet on the Patriots though. Probably the only smahhht thing this broad’s done in her last 97 years on earth.
Finally she gave out her phone number (which you should totally NOT call) and alerted the OP about just how sinful her son was.
“And if you don’t understand English th as that is okay ,I habla espanol…..”
Yea, totally not racist. And nothing at all ironic about lecturing someone about their inability to speak English, while completely failing at the English language.
Anyway, we’d love to heart this sea skag’s side of the story if she’d like to come on the Live show this weekend. Hit us up girlfriend. We promise not to eat all your yucky arms, I mean lucky charms.