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And another one! The GoFundMe scams are really ramping up now that the ratchet economic stimulus funds are dwindling.
Last week, this Queeflatifah
shockingly, right before a court appearance and before he’d gotten a chance to brush his chompers.
She hadn’t heard from him in days, so, she did the only logical thing she could think of: start a GFM and cry on the Facebook machine.
HE DINDUNUFFIN! We’ll get to that, but first…
Initially, she was asking for $2,500 – yep, you read that right – twennyfi-hunnit beans, to launch a recon operation to get on down to NYC and haul her bologna basket back to the Queen City. I guess she never heard of the Fung Wah or whatever the hell it’s called these days. Five bucks gets you from the Combat Zone in Boston right to Chinatown in the Big ol’ Apple, and you get the live-action thrill of wondering whether or not the bus is gonna blow up once it hits highway speeds. What’s NOT to love about that arrangement?
Anyway, it seems Willy Wanker reappeared yesterday, and so she didn’t look greedy, this poonsqueak adjusted her GFM accordingly:
A hundo to get this fuzzy slab of meatloaf back to New England? Girl, is you high? Since he missed court last Tuesday, all he has to do is walk into any police station in NYC and bam! He’ll be extradited back to ManchVegas pronto courtesy of that bench warrant he’s got out on him now.
And considering he’s been featured in the coveted top spot of the US Marshals’ “Fugitive of the Week”
I think they’d have no problem going to pick Willy Whackher up to escort him on home, free of charge.
I know it’s tough to imagine this face
having violent tendencies, cuz clearly, he’s a lover, not a fighter
But it’s true!
We’re bubbling over with anticipation waiting on the reunion of these two meatsicles. It’s gonna be grand!
And as you can see, Queeflatifah can’t hardly contain her whistling skinflaps, either.