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Rabid Wareham Momma Bear Bumrushes And Threatens Multiple Children After Dance Chaperones Mistake Her Boyish Looking Daughter For A Boy


This is Rachael Porter from Wareham.

And as you can probably guess by the pictures, things are about to get a little bit ratchet up in here.

Two weeks ago She posted on her Facebook page, and in a Wareham community page, about how her daughter was mistreated and misgendered at a dance put on by the Wareham Tigers Football and cheering programs.


  • Female crotch fruit looks like and dresses like a boy
  • Gets asked by adults three separate times why she’s in the girl’s bathroom
  • Texts angry Momma bear and says she’s sad
  • Momma bear raises Hell, drives to dance, demands to see “assailant,” pushes someone to get to there (who she claims is not a child, but others say it is), gets kicked out
  • Uses multiple hashtags to explain that she won’t stop raising Hell over volunteers at a school dance who “discriminated” against her daughter who looks like her son

I’m not gonna show a picture of the kid, even though Mom has multiple times. But she clearly looks like a boy. You would NEVER guess that this girl is a girl. Sorry, but when you let your poon polyp dress like that you don’t get to whine when someone thinks they’re a boy.

Also, why is this girl constantly in the bathroom during a school dance? Did she have coronavirus?

She also forgot to mention that the girl’s stepdad was a chaperone, who she conveniently did not go to, and that there were close to 30 chaperones at the dance. So yea, it would be completely normal if 3 separate adults who never met this girl, thought that she was a boy, because she looks exactly like a boy. It’s not like they have board meetings where they discuss this shit. If you’re an adult and you see a boy go into the girl’s bathroom with a chick he’s making out with, you follow them inside and say something.

The league president responded with the other side of the story after she started smearing them with the BLT-123 crowd.


So basically Mom forgot to include the parts where she assaulted a child, caused a huge scene by going full ratchet towards a volunteer, and then never showed up to a meeting the league scheduled with her and the other parents.

Nevertheless, the rest of the fam wasn’t gonna let FACKS get in the way of what was actually a harmless misunderstanding. The “victim’s” sister showed up to remind everyone that gender profiling was “iligal,” and shouldn’t be “aloud” to happen.

She ain’t got no time for illiterates who don’t no how two spel.

Here’s an idea – maybe if your sister didn’t dress like your brother then people wouldn’t be confused. Just a thought.

The parents of the girls who were assaulted by this rabid wildeyeast infection, including one whose daughter was assaulted by her, and another whose daughter was literally hiding in the bathroom from Rachael.

A normal person would apologize at this point for literally bumrushing and threatening children. A ratchet doubles down and apologizes on behalf of other people who she blames for her own ratchet actions.

Oh, and for what it’s worth, the stepdad who the girl didn’t go to that night and instead called her batshit crazy mom to fuck shit up, killed a guy in a wheelchair while driving drunk a few years ago.

Sounds like a trustworthy bunch.

Anyway, she ended up getting a no trespass to the middle school, which inadvertently put her keyboard on permanent CAPS LOCK!!

A quick map of where Rachael now can and cannot go.

It doesn’t matter how many kids she has to fuck up, she will get justice for her crotch fruit.



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105 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    March 4, 2020 at 8:37 am

    The kids is obviously a d’yke boi.
    Mom needs her cheeks split for her shenanigans.

  • Johnny Chaplan
    March 2, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Officially the 100th comment. Knee-grow please 😀

  • Illiterate Sister
    March 2, 2020 at 8:38 am

    Simply unbelievable that the flunky moron sister Isabelle actually states that “…others just need to learn how to spell. Didn’t know this page was full of illiterates.” OMG just fucking read your own GED-level post, dumb cunt:
    “not aloud” – nope, should be “not allowed”
    “strait” – nope, should be “straight”
    “also a iligal” – nope, should be “also illegal”
    “never be aloud” – nope, should be “never be allowed”
    Yes, we believe you that your brain hurts. Now get back to your mop & bucket.

    • More Illiteracy
      March 2, 2020 at 8:42 am

      “events that accrued” – nope should be “events that occurred”
      Hope you’re reading this, Isabelle!

  • Granny Warrens Sweater Collection
    March 2, 2020 at 5:53 am

    Vote for me Tuesday! I love you all! I have done SO MUCH for the people of the Commonwealth.

    Did I mention I’m an Indian and a multi millionaire?

    • Sleepy Joe Biden
      March 2, 2020 at 6:36 am

      If your not going to eat it,can I have the rest of your Indian pudding? See you Tuesday ass cheeks.

  • childish asf
    March 2, 2020 at 1:33 am

    i personally know adryanna, and if you have a conversation with her you can tell she’s a girl, she has very feminine features, but after was questioned for being a boy and she said she a girl, it should’ve ended there. why don’t we all grow up and realize this is a 14 year old girl your all attacking.

    • WeRFucked
      March 2, 2020 at 8:24 am

      She wants to look like a boy. She does. Now she’s upset? She can fuck off. I don’t care how old she is. If she just acted her age… and her true sex, and none of this would have happened.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      March 2, 2020 at 8:11 pm

      We’re trashing the mother! Not the gender confused kid!

  • One douche to another
    March 1, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    She needs a kick in the cunt

    • Snarky Pete
      March 1, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      A punt, perhaps???

  • Milford Engine 5
    March 1, 2020 at 1:29 pm


    • Wareham Engine 2
      March 1, 2020 at 1:59 pm


      • Provincetown Engine 1
        March 1, 2020 at 4:29 pm

        Ewww. Gross.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        March 2, 2020 at 10:48 am


  • I move to strike
    March 1, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    LOL so she gives her daughter a weird bullshit name just so she can feel like she’s one of the ‘progressive, cool parents’ and then probably encouraged her to dress like a goddamn boy and this is the end result. What did she fucking expect? It almost seems like *gasp* parents use their children as voodoo dolls for drama on purpose, and then act like they’re the victims of some conspiracy.

  • GLance
    March 1, 2020 at 12:38 pm


  • hartf811
    Simple Logic
    March 1, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Wow the difference between the filter picture on the right and the real world selfies is a stark reality. Honey you look like a combination of Newport 100’s, cheap booze, sun damage, abusive relationships and bad decisions. The eye underliner and nose ring are not enough to hide behind. And you have a trans-in-training? Clearly you want to support her/him/it so that her/him/it can end up as fucked up as you? Parent of the year.

  • Illiteracy is in Fashion for Ratchets.
    March 1, 2020 at 11:26 am

    What in the fuck is with these stupid fucks who write 500 word sentagraphs? I refuse to even attempt to read that nonsense. If these retards can’t be bothered with writing a legible tirade or whatever, then I refuse to be bothered with reading that shit. Fuck you, you fucking fucks!

    • Face Palm
      March 1, 2020 at 12:51 pm

      Because a ratchet’s biggest flaw is their writing skills…

  • Josef Mengele
    March 1, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Are you happy now?

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 1, 2020 at 10:18 am

    It’s nice to see that Tom Steyer had his John Blutarsky moment after spending $252 million.
    Delegates. 0.00

    • 6 Years Of College Down The Drain
      March 1, 2020 at 10:37 am

      6 years of campaigning down the drain.

    • Snarky Pete
      March 1, 2020 at 11:57 am

      I bet its a write-off though..

      • A Zit
        March 1, 2020 at 1:23 pm

        Guess what I am now?

  • I tip waiters extra if they look gay to me, gender rights is a serious issue in this country that we need to fight for
    March 1, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Where does this lady get her hair cut, Oakland?

  • Liz Warrens Victim Status Excuse After Super Tuesday Loss
    March 1, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Evil white males and misogyny
    Evil white males and misogyny
    Evil white males and misogyny

  • Trouble maker
    March 1, 2020 at 9:12 am

    I get why the mom is upset, it’s her child.. BUT let’s be honest, her daughter was going in and out of that bathroom waiting for some unknown person to make a remark about her looking like a boy. It seems obvious to me. You can’t expect people to not assume things like who is a boy or girl. If they look like a dude and their kissing a girl, chances are very likely people are gonna assume dude is dude. That’s why nowadays when you meet someone you need to ask ahead of time whether they have a penis or a vagina. And whether it’s what they were born with or if they decide to switch shit up. You can’t just expect someone to know your sex when your pretending to be the opposite. You can’t have it both ways

    • Kermit the Frog
      March 1, 2020 at 9:51 am

      TB goes into court this week. “Good Morning, your Honor. Do you have a penis or a vagina??”

      • Do you know??
        March 1, 2020 at 11:45 am

        Hey god only knows right. He makes them one way and they feel like he made the wrong decision and take matters in the own hands and decide to change a few things. Hide the penis, stuff a sock in your pants to make it look like you got a penis. You get the jist. Look at the school principal who switched from man to woman in the middle of the school year. There are Tucker’s and stuffers every where we go. And you’re suppose to just know which ones are “real” and which ones aren’t. Ya I know..

  • Thank You Malcolm G
    March 1, 2020 at 9:06 am

    This morning I went from reading Malcolm Gladwell to reading ratchet posts.

    I usually have to challenge my brain with some intellectual writings before having to decipher ratchet speak.


    • Bloop
      March 1, 2020 at 11:33 am

      I read War and Peace this morning. Knew i had to give my brain a good workout before coming here. Good to know there are other intellectuals reading this site and not just myself.

    • Bloop
      March 1, 2020 at 11:39 am


    • hartf811
      General Robert E.
      March 1, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Dude, Gladwell was so 2 decades ago. Just catching up?

  • hartf811
    Low class morons
    March 1, 2020 at 8:48 am

    Because “rights”! The ratchet flag of fuckfoonery!

  • Heather
    March 1, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Did everyone forget that we’re talking about a 14 year old CHILD here?! Wtf is wrong with all of you! Regardless of her sexuality, fashion choices, hair cut, any of it this is a CHILD!

    • hartf811
      March 1, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Yes Heather. We all forgot. That’s it. Are you really that stupid?

    • WeRFucked
      March 1, 2020 at 8:57 am

      Yes Heather, a child… who wants to look like a boy. You can’t have boys in the girls room at a school dance, then get upset when a girl gets molested by a boy… in the girls bathroom. Also… she is a child who it seems has already determined she is gay…. unless I’m jumping to conclusions.

      Would you rather the dance just be a free-for-all, with no rules? Look at that child’s Facebook page. Tell me you would not mistake her for a boy. You can’t.

      If she doesn’t want to be mistaken for a boy… wear a dress, ear rings, make-up, etc… Dress like a girl, and even though you may have features that are boyish in nature, you are less likely to be mistaken for a boy.

    • Trouble maker
      March 1, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      As a parent I understand the pain it causes you when anyone upsets your child. But sometimes you have to look at why things happen. If your child is gay and basically doing what a teenage boy would be doing like dressing like a boy, hugging and kissing a teenage girl. If someone doesn’t know them, they are more than likely going to assume that the person dressed like a boy, looks like a boy, and is kissing a girl, IS A BOY. It’s not like anyone of them knew your child until this incident. Let’s say that they ignored their thoughts that a “boy” went into the girls room, and something awful happened like a girl was raped. Those people would have to live with the fact that they didn’t stop the person who looked liked a boy, was dressed like a boy and kissing a girl from going into that bathroom out of fear of this kind of bullshit happening to them. So instead they did what they were supposed. Made sure boys didn’t go into the girls room. And questioned the girl who looked like a boy that continued to enter knowing that people would do this. When will the gofundme be made? Seems like where this is heading

    • Heather Sucks
      March 2, 2020 at 8:17 pm

      Heather, stop acting like a moron… I don’t see one single post here attacking the kid at all… it’s the MOTHER we are trashing! And rightfully so!

  • Queerham, Nass
    March 1, 2020 at 7:58 am

    Does anything good come out of whareham ? Is whareham the ratchet capital of mass ???

    • Wendy’s Manager
      March 1, 2020 at 8:21 am

      All the job applicants are junk boxes.

      • Burger King's Hiring Manager
        March 1, 2020 at 11:06 am

        Tell me about it

        • Marshall's HRD
          March 1, 2020 at 12:00 pm

          David Leavitt…need I say more?

  • Simon
    March 1, 2020 at 5:04 am

    “Ass like a ten year old boy”

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 1, 2020 at 12:52 am

    So is her daughter a would be one day Tranny, a Lesbian who hates men only to impersonate one, or an incontinent, forced by Nature to live it’s life in bathroom stalls? One thing is certain, this special abstraction was NOT up to no good, as BLT-123’s are all sainted beings, and born morally superior.

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    February 29, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    FAKE NEWS liberal media loves to point out that Trump has small hands.

    Only libs will downvote. MAGA

  • Seen this lady’s tits
    February 29, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Not impressed

  • Tom Steyers testicles
    February 29, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    That’s it I quit, all those millions for nothing.

  • Charles Manson
    February 29, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Might, if she carved a swastika in her forehead.

    • The Quotable Manson
      March 1, 2020 at 1:21 pm

      I don’t NEED to kill anybody! I THINK it, and it HAPPENS!

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    February 29, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Watch out Bernie Bros!

  • ChipChipperson
    February 29, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Eight paragraphs, zero commas, every sentence ending with ellipses…

  • Send your daughters to dance with the Tigers
    February 29, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    If they had just held the dance at Target, where they have unisex bathrooms, none of this would have been a problem. The parents could’ve done their shopping at the same time.

  • Wames Jood
    February 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    I wood

  • Southie Changed I didn’t
    February 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    The Judge should have put an Interlock on this cunts fucking IPhone ….Drunk Ratchet Texting

  • Giulia
    February 29, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    I miss the good old days when gender was like the Twin Towers. There were two and neither was a sensitive subject.

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 1, 2020 at 12:56 am

      two sexes, with an infinite number of kinks and Natures.

  • Get The Bunkers Ready
    February 29, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Is this world and the people in it way more fucked up than 30 years ago or is it just that we have access to more news ? I just know that its constant fucking retarded leeching ratchets and their enabling friends and family. Its like we’re surrounded by a ratchet apocalypse. God whats it going to be like if one of these crazy democrats were to be elected ?

    • Bernie
      March 1, 2020 at 8:23 am

      Because welfare.

  • Rod Ramsey
    February 29, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    She’s got them pokerchip lookin titties. Still, ain’t a gay she’s a 1 on the binary scale.

    • Rod Ramsey
      February 29, 2020 at 7:49 pm

      Didn’t actually read the article. Hope she didn’t admit to having the herp on fb like that other broad.

  • Tom Steyer
    February 29, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    She a big bitch.
    Bitch you gonna back dat azz up

    • Tom Steyer
      February 29, 2020 at 11:48 pm

      Yall didnt see my dance video wit da negro rapper we chucked and jived to back dat azz up

  • Bill Clinton
    February 29, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Now she can really suck the chrome off of my trailer hitch.

  • Startled PancaKE
    February 29, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Another one who spikes the touchdown in the “Urine colored skin” end zone.

    Is she Black or White?

    She sure as shit ain’t a Potatoe N i g g e r, and as such is barred by law from drinking Jameson.

    • Startled Pancake
      March 1, 2020 at 1:15 pm

      How the fuck do I warrant 12 downvotes when Charles Manson doesn’t get one?

      Man, you all need to lighten the fuck up.

      • Whispering Waffle
        March 2, 2020 at 10:28 am

        We’re all jealous because of all the money you make and how intelligent you are. Are the downvoting people hurting your sensitive feelings?

        • Startled Pancake
          March 3, 2020 at 2:53 pm

          Yeah it’s hurting my feelings. Pity.

          You really gotta let go of the jealousy, pal.

          You sound like Ed O’Neill’s character from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.



      • Charles Manson
        March 2, 2020 at 2:16 pm

        Listen to the Beatles White album.You will find the answer there.

  • Frank Rizzo
    February 29, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    dem titties, dem bj lips…

  • Amanda Sawyer
    February 29, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    My son whacked his ex girlfriend so hard that her eye was swollen shut for a week.

  • Spike Lee
    February 29, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Wareham Duck Dynasty?? Now thats ratchet.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    February 29, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Would put on my neck brace and fake arm cast for this one.Hi can you help me carry this to my car please.Kinda tough with a broken arm……….. Thanks.
    Can I give you a lift?

    • Greta Thunberg
      February 29, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      How Dare You!

      • Ted Bundys VW
        February 29, 2020 at 5:42 pm

        I have a crate full of puppies in the trunk Greta.Why dont you crawl in and see.

        • King Friday
          February 29, 2020 at 5:53 pm

          How Dare You!

      • Special Air Service
        March 1, 2020 at 8:26 am

        Who dares wins.

  • Dan Dearborn
    February 29, 2020 at 4:57 pm


  • Terrell Suggs
    February 29, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    I’d pour a bottle of bleach on her.

    February 29, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    I guess she’s seen the story, she just locked her facebook page while I was browsing it….

    • Startled Pancake
      February 29, 2020 at 7:01 pm


      That’s hilarious. Bitch, your ego is not your friend.

      • Doubt It
        March 2, 2020 at 10:31 am

        Do you Evan have a friend?

    February 29, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Mom’s looking for her pay day, all she can see at this point is $ signs…

    • Dan Dearborn
      February 29, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      Moms looking for an eightball and a penis McFlurry.

  • Charlie Moore
    February 29, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Nice Ugly Stik.Bet she catches a lot of Trouser Trout.

  • WeRFucked
    February 29, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    How upset would this woman be if she had a straight daughter, and that straight daughter was assaulted by a boy… in the girls room?

    “What was a boy doing in the girls room?”

  • Bob Murchison
    February 29, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Would love to give the mom a double shot of penis butter.

  • phillip j mckracken
    Walter Bird
    February 29, 2020 at 4:10 pm


  • Jeff J
    People Suck Now
    February 29, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    I can’t fucking imagine what it’s like to have to raise a child in this current dumpster fire of an environment and all thebullshit people put up with. Back when things were a little more……relaxed, you’d go to one of these things with your friends, maybe sneak a little alcohol maybe some weed and just have a good time. Now, 30 chaperones AT ONE DANCE?? WTF!! That sounds like a gathering during the 3rd Reich.

    • Truth
      February 29, 2020 at 4:04 pm


  • WeRFucked
    February 29, 2020 at 3:57 pm


    YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY ADRYANNA. You are trying to look like a boy. Now you’re upset because people think you look like a boy?

    Go to her Facebook… “That’s a man baby.”

    • WeRFucked
      February 29, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      or “That’s a man, baby.”

  • dball31211
    February 29, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    growing up in the 90s when this blt123 thing was not as big I was mistaken for a boy many times. my favorite was when people driving by me would yell mmm bop. no big deal just a awkward stage in growing up.

    • WeRFucked
      March 1, 2020 at 9:08 am

      It’s one thing when a girl is mistaken for a boy… it’s another thing when the girl wants to be mistaken for a boy, then gets upset because it worked.

  • SMH
    Woke Police
    February 29, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    The woke police say to go by a person’s presentation to assume their gender. If they dress as a man, accept that is how they want to be perceived. So, yeah, she should have used the boy’s room. Probably has practiced peeing into a urinal while standing anyway.

  • Bill Clinton
    February 29, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    That cleavage pic has tittyfuck written all over it. Just sayin’.

    • Hillary Clinton
      February 29, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      She’s WAYYY too old for you Bill.

  • Weak bladder?
    February 29, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Who needs to go to the bathroom 3 times during a school dance?

    • ABCD
      February 29, 2020 at 3:34 pm


    • Truth
      February 29, 2020 at 3:38 pm

      Thats totally normal for kids/teenagers to be in an out of the bathroom at dances. Its more for socializing than diarrhea.

    • SMH
      Already drunk
      February 29, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      Anyone who has pre-gamed, not that upstanding mom and step dad would allow it!

    • Fanny Ainge
      February 29, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      The kids who want to vape, drink the booze they may have smuggled in and suck face in private. I think.

    • Maybe doing drugs or maybe vaping
      February 29, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      After seeing the “parents” there is a possibility the boyish looking girl was in the bathroom doing drugs.

      • Spot on
        March 1, 2020 at 12:10 pm

        It was really kind of you to say possibly. The people whom know this family personally, would say you’re possibly right.

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