This is Cambridge resident and former Buffalo Bills reject Abner Logan.
He obviously sucks at football since he never seemed to have actually played for them, so he started NOT juicing his face off and ventured into the world of taking pictures in his underpants.
He was in Somerville the other day, riding around with his dog on his lap when a police officer allegedly told him he’s not allowed to do this. According to his totally NOT juice buddy Jordan the officer then began smashing his window for for no reason with a baton.
But the video of course doesn’t show anything that led up to this event, so we have no idea why two police officers were speaking with him in the first place. It just shows a whiny, entitled shithead refusing to comply with police orders to get out of the car. Watch.
He’s wearing a flat brimmed hat, driving around with a dog on his lap, and is videotaping himself refusing to follow basic directions from a police officer. I already know everything I need to know about him. A quick look at his Facebook page coincidentally shows that the only thing he EVER posts about is “fuck the po-lease” propaganda.
He played football for Maryland, but he must’ve got his grad degree at SUNY Albany, because he posted his grades on IG. You’ll never guess what kind of classes he took.
African American History 1, Topics in African History, and Socio Meth African American Studies.
It’s almost as if he’s an obsessed, race baiting chud, who has been waiting for an incident like this so he can pretend to be a victim of racism on social media.
He did it in the right town though, because we all know that Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone LIVES to virtue signal about bullshit like this. Abner knows this too, and he’s already got a meeting with Curtaphony.
Between suing Barstool Sports because he embarrassed himself by getting catfished by Kirk Minihane, and meeting with any asshole who claims to be the victim of police brutality, when does this jackwagon have time to actually run his city? Or do the people of Somerville just not give a shit about potholes and municipal services, so long as their Mayor is a world class virtue signaler?
The bottom line is that we have no idea what led up to SPD hitting his window with a baton, but I can guarantee you they didn’t just start doing it out of nowhere. What probably happened is they saw him with a dog on his lap, told him that was illegal, and instead of just saying, “OK, I’ll put him in the passenger seat,” he provoked an incident with them which escalated to them telling him to get out of the car. He refused to do so and conveniently began filming then. The idiot mayor is now sitting in an office with him, nodding his head with white guilt, and will no doubt blame the police for racially profiling him. They can all get fucked.
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