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Race Baiting Bills Reject Hustler Rides Around With Dog On Lap, Escalates And Films Incident With Somerville Police, Gets Meeting With Mayor Curtatone



This is Cambridge resident and former Buffalo Bills reject Abner Logan.

He obviously sucks at football since he never seemed to have actually played for them, so he started NOT juicing his face off and ventured into the world of taking pictures in his underpants.

He was in Somerville the other day, riding around with his dog on his lap when a police officer allegedly told him he’s not allowed to do this. According to his totally NOT juice buddy Jordan the officer then began smashing his window for for no reason with a baton.

But the video of course doesn’t show anything that led up to this event, so we have no idea why two police officers were speaking with him in the first place. It just shows a whiny, entitled shithead refusing to comply with police orders to get out of the car. Watch.

He’s wearing a flat brimmed hat, driving around with a dog on his lap, and is videotaping himself refusing to follow basic directions from a police officer. I already know everything I need to know about him. A quick look at his Facebook page coincidentally shows that the only thing he EVER posts about is “fuck the po-lease” propaganda.

He played football for Maryland, but he must’ve got his grad degree at SUNY Albany, because he posted his grades on IG. You’ll never guess what kind of classes he took.

African American History 1, Topics in African History, and Socio Meth African American Studies.

It’s almost as if he’s an obsessed, race baiting chud, who has been waiting for an incident like this so he can pretend to be a victim of racism on social media.

He did it in the right town though, because we all know that Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone LIVES to virtue signal about bullshit like this. Abner knows this too, and he’s already got a meeting with Curtaphony.

Between suing Barstool Sports because he embarrassed himself by getting catfished by Kirk Minihane, and meeting with any asshole who claims to be the victim of police brutality, when does this jackwagon have time to actually run his city? Or do the people of Somerville just not give a shit about potholes and municipal services, so long as their Mayor is a world class virtue signaler?

The bottom line is that we have no idea what led up to SPD hitting his window with a baton, but I can guarantee you they didn’t just start doing it out of nowhere. What probably happened is they saw him with a dog on his lap, told him that was illegal, and instead of just saying, “OK, I’ll put him in the passenger seat,” he provoked an incident with them which escalated to them telling him to get out of the car. He refused to do so and conveniently began filming then. The idiot mayor is now sitting in an office with him, nodding his head with white guilt, and will no doubt blame the police for racially profiling him. They can all get fucked.



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43 Comment(s)
  • LOB
    July 13, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Curtatone is a pathetic loser. Another candidate for retroactive birth control clinical trial! Take the pill Joey!

  • Judge dread
    July 12, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Big fucking surprise. When an officer tells you to get out of the car you do it, or all hell is gonna break loose. Doesn’t matter the color of your skin, sexual orientation or what gender you feel like that day.

    The best way to deal with police is be polite, honest, and cooperate it goes a long way.

    Now mayor cuckatone is gonna put this professional antagonist (a term told to me by an SPD Officer) on a pedestal and worship him like he is a saint. I Bet he will get a settlement from the city.

    Well it’s July people! Perfect time to put these idiots in the stalks for the weekend. Give them an IV drip and feed them baby food 2-3x a day, while they shit and piss he selves over the week.

    According to the Judge’s sources, Stop and Shop will provide expired rotten fruits and veggies to use these slug rakes as target practice.

  • The Sister
    July 12, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    Haha, all of you are bored. You went through his whole page to find out what he was in grad school for to support what? He’s bodybuilding in underwear like the rest do. It’s the sport. There’s a bunch of white fuckers that are fucking bigots like grow up.

    • Let me a guess....another one with a “graduate degree”
      July 12, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      When you find someone who can express what you are attempting to communicate in written form, please let us know, repost it and we will try to read again. Thanks

      • Milodog
        July 12, 2019 at 2:09 pm

        Yup..the system failed The Sister.

  • MrSmiley
    July 11, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    Professional football player to professional victim is an easy transition! Ask Nike’s well paid heeeroooo. They dont just break windows for giggles as funny as it is.

  • We Wuz Kangz n sheeit
    July 11, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Faks is rasissis!

  • Union Firefighter
    July 11, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    He was suspended from the team while at Maryland for “violation of team rules”.
    Cant seem to find out what he did. Someone fill me in?

  • That's the Plan
    July 11, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Bring on the outrage mobs!! “See how these white police officers are harassing and brutalizing our black brothers and sisters….”
    As they show only the part where the cop has started getting pissed. What it doesn’t show is how asshole guy ignored the cops repeated polite requests then demands. Too obvious what they’re trying to do.

  • TL;DR
    July 11, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Just another illiterate skud looking for a woman to beat. BUILD. THE. WALL.

  • Rex Ryan
    July 11, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    He was a hell of a football player and a great SJW to have in the community. Unfortunately I had to cut him because he wouldn’t let me photograph his feet.

    • Frank Rizzo
      July 11, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      Nice job Rex, your wife is really cute, keep putting your best foot forward. FRANK FUKKIN RIZZO

  • Who’s your daddy
    July 11, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    God that picture of him juiced up in his bikini bottom…..does that not look like a guy who can’t wait to get home and have some skinny white guy slam him from behind

  • This guy must suck
    July 11, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Wow can you imagine failing with the buffalo bills in this day and age……I mean seriously they were recruiting Rapinoe from the women’s soccer team the other day

  • Ashanti
    July 11, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Do they tell you witch brother sold you to the slave traders in Africanology? At least they came up with a course that morons can pass. I can imagine studying about Nigerian princes and female genital mutilation.

  • Congo Cruise To Africa
    July 11, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Filthy dindu scream8ng I dindo nuthin. Yeah whats new monkey.
    Could we please give them a reparations bost cruise back yo the homeland where they will be happy chucking spears and amazed at the wherl abd fire.
    Frued ststed it best when he said they stared at the ocean for over 3000 years a d never once thought a out building a boat until the whiteman showed them how. These ingrates would starve to death without the generosity of the whiteman.

    • Embarrassed for you.
      July 11, 2019 at 4:27 pm

      Comments like this are the reason Turtleboy is viewed as a safe haven for racists and homophobes. How do you expect anyone to take this site or TB News seriously when you’re represented by Neanderthal internet cowards?
      Be a fucking man and take that talk in public if you’re so sure of yourself and your principles.

      • Enjoy The Boiling Water Frog
        July 11, 2019 at 4:44 pm

        The truth hurts and it is only going to get worse. Morons like you wont get it til its too late and it just about is. Demographic nightmare coming to a theater near you.

        • RAHOWA
          July 11, 2019 at 5:12 pm

          The racial holy war is upon us, brothers, and Turtle Riders will be the front line. Time for extermination! Kill them ALL.

      • Shirley You Can't Be Serious
        July 11, 2019 at 7:31 pm

        So you can’t take TB or TB news serious because of the comments? You do realize that the people who comment have nothing to do with writing the blog right?

        • Tommy Robinson
          July 11, 2019 at 8:15 pm

          Pretend woke. It doesnt care about TB or TB readers just wants to show tolerance by getting a mob after someone that it doesnt agree with. BTW lez warren just a nounced todsy that she will let them all flood the border with no charges all while her party goes against the whiteman karmela essentially stated that she will take white wealth a d give to non white. An attack on whites and white society but you want names.

      • Barry
        July 12, 2019 at 7:30 am

        I’m more shocked by the number of likes that these comments get than the comments themselves. Off to my safe space where corporate blocks access to TBS because of this shit.

        • Enjoy Ignoring Reality
          July 12, 2019 at 9:21 am

          Go to your safe space and pretend you dont see whats going on. Soon there will be no safe spaces as the demographics shift. Lets pretend certain people dont have a propensity for violent crime. Lets pretend that a war on the evil productive civilized tax paying wealth creating white provider isnt happening. Lets sit back and watch it happen.You only have a safe space because of civilized whites.

          • Barry
            July 12, 2019 at 10:37 am

            I’d rather see the comments and the votes than not, I’m just surprised by what I see sometimes. Acknowledging behavioral trends among different demographics is one thing but once you start seeing words like spic or monkey or suggestions that an entire race is inferior that’s quite another. If racist comments are overwhelmingly approved then I can see how generalizations can be made about the people reading the comments and that group includes me.

  • Dr. Fill
    July 11, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    WAIT A SECOND! An entitled, lawless, perpetually victimized, race-baiting, uppity negro?

    I’M SHOCKED!. Shocked I tell you.

  • Bob
    July 11, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    This is a completely pointless article. The video doesn’t show anything, either way.

    • Duh.
      July 11, 2019 at 5:44 pm

      Every article here is pointless.

  • What a great idea!
    July 11, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    If I have one resentment in my little world, that resentment would be over the assholes who several hundred years ago decided it would be a wonderful idea to load these savages onto boats and bring them here!
    Yep! Thanks for that !
    They could have left then living in grass huts and being chased by fucking lions…..but, no!
    Let’s bring them here!
    Gee, thanks !

  • Disgusting Politicians
    July 11, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Way to support your police department Mayor Joe
    He hates the police with a passion and it’s obvious. Plus his family is always getting into trouble.
    It’s only a matter of time until Karma or the FBI catches up

  • F*U
    July 11, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Why do these dindus argue with the police? You’re gonna lose every time. Hippochick with the Pebbles- do isn’t going to prosecute for the blunt in your pocket, so go easy.

    • Dr. Fill
      July 11, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      Why? Because A) They are low-IQ, B) They can get away with it because most in the government do not support their police anymore, C) They are hoping to hit the ghetto lottery.

  • Sharon Stewart
    July 11, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    What a loser. Like his biggest accomplishments in life are like playing semi pro football, exercising awards and going to grad school. Like no thanks I like guys who are college drop outs, overweight and write blog stories thank you very much!

  • Blue Lives Matter
    July 11, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Dindu ape.

  • z
    July 11, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    I love it when some chud has Fluffy on their lap while driving. Every time Fluffy puts his cute little paws on the steering wheel or window sill the chud taps the brakes and the car wiggles. Usually at some low rate of speed. Funny it almost always a guy with the dog, never a woman.

    Want to bet that asshat teacher a couple of months ago, I forget the reason for him showing up here, let’s the dog ride in Daddy’s lap. That was the teacher who dressed his dog up like a court jester.

    I don’t blame the dog.

  • Stiff Pete
    July 11, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Why would anyone drive with a animal on their lap? It’s dangerous for the driver and animal. This guy failed at football and just wants his 15 minutes of fame. Unfortunately people believe shitbags like him.

  • Protect yourself
    July 11, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Shoot these violent animals.

    • Klan Rider
      July 11, 2019 at 4:28 pm

      If you’re not willing to exterminate unarmed blacks then don’t become a cop. Police are the first line of defense when it comes to the racial cleansing that this country so desperately needs. Scream FEAR THE TURTLE! and paint his brains all over the dashboard next time. WHITE POWER!

  • Milodog
    July 11, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    He sure has a little bitch voice..not exactly the Nubian King he thinks he is.

    • Almost as small as Jim McGovern's
      July 11, 2019 at 1:45 pm

      He’s got the little whiny voice cuz all the roids he has taken has shrunk his nads to little raisins!
      What a chud !

  • Old Tom Morris
    July 11, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Socio Meth African American Studies. They teach Africans all about Meth?

    • Ziggy
      July 11, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      They know about meth. Their parents taught them.

  • WNY Turtle Rider
    July 11, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    I’m in WNY and a Bills fan. I’ve never f*ing heard of him. Lots of places now prohibit driving with pets on lap. I know that it’ll draw a ticket and stiff fine across the Strait of Niagara in province of Ontario.
    You identified a BIG problem with all these cop videos: tail end of interaction, no lead-up, no context, just “Look, look, he’s DISRESPECTING me!”

  • Sean McDermott
    July 11, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    We tried him out at tackling dummy, but it didn’t work out because an old lady could tackle the guy.

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