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Race Baiting “Bishop” Talbert Swan Is No Longer Permanently Suspended From Twitter And Is Shitting On White Feminists For Stealing His Thunder In The Oppression Olympics

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Last month everyone’s favorite Western MA racist, bootleg “Bishop” Talbert Swan, was banned permanently from Twitter after he called Candace Owens a coon.

And by permanent they meant, not very permanent at all. Because this tweet of his about white women whining about Kavanaugh has gone viral in the Twittersphere:

He of course is responding to white feminists who are calling on singers to take a knee while singing the National Anthem:

And any chick who doesn’t like it is a “Becky”:

“Becky” is the racist word used to characterize all white women. Of course you’re allowed to do this because you can’t be racist towards white people. Now imagine if white people started referring to all black women as Sha’Neequa. I’m sure that would go over well.

I love it when the left eats their own:

Nothing is more entertaining than watching “marginalized” groups blinded by identity politics compete to see who is the most oppressed. Terrible people who call everyone they disagree with racist, but don’t realize the same exact thing can happen to them.

Gott love how he put “rape culture” in quotations too:

Rape culture is a top 5 buzzword in the SJW dictionary. It’s basically what feminists use to call consenting adults getting drunk together and fornicating. Commonly known as “fun.” But now I guess it’s rape culture. I think it’s a joke to call it that, and so does the good Bishop. Because people like Talbert Swan are historically the least progressive when it comes to issues of women and gay rights. He doesn’t want you people competing against him in the oppression olympics.

Of course the real question is here, why is this asshole allowed back on Twitter if he was permanently banned? Why did he get his blue checkmark verified account back as well? Why is some random fake “bishop” even given a blue checkmark to begin with? We’ve had 5 Twitter accounts shut down, and lost over 25,000 followers. We never get any of them back, and I’m willing to be that our current account @Nunchuck_ninja, won’t be around for much longer either.

Oh wait, never mind, I know the answer to that one. You can be offensive, and you can be racist, you just have to make sure your offensive racism is done in the name of wokeness.

17 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    October 9, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    If this guy is a Bishop, then I’m the Queen of Sheba. And I say, “OFF WITH HIS HEAD”.

  • JoeMomma
    October 9, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    He’s confusing white supremacy with black stupidity

  • Wwy
    October 8, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    John McCain’s tumor was just given the Nobel’s peace prize,blacks have nothing on that “

    • Wwy
      October 8, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      Zuckerman is oven worthy what a kike.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 8, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Is there a knight that can take out this bishop.

  • 88
    October 8, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Blacks shouldn’t be allowed to be priests! Fucking monkey baboon.

    • Lucky
      October 8, 2018 at 3:45 pm

      STFU and get me a scorpion bowl.

      • Unlucky
        October 8, 2018 at 7:08 pm

        Let me guess…. you’re a Black Priests Matter liberal?

  • Buckwheat
    October 8, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Hey Rev stop banging white women then…

  • Y
    October 8, 2018 at 2:09 pm

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Mike Barnicle
    October 8, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    I have to agree with Bishop Talbert Swan on this one.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 8, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    i’m confused, is this guy with us or against us?

    • Uncle Randy
      October 8, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      Both, but liberalism can’t remain consistent, which is why there are always liberals arguing/fighting liberals. They contradict each other because none of it makes sense.

  • Kraken Da Whip
    October 8, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Nice that he feels the need to wear his *Bilng-Bling* – Ya gotz ta impress your following sheep

  • juror seven esq.
    October 8, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    Turtleboy fix your fucking web site. This is embarrassing. Pop ups, up the ass. What’s with the jumbo fonts on over half this piece? Can’t read most of it with the run over lines. Other than that, this guy is such a fraud. More than likely is banging ho’s left and right. Attempting to sweet talk dumb, woke white women in to giving up the goodies in the name of justice.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    October 8, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    Who dis uppity kneegrow?

    Never heard of him but he’s Turtleboy famous and sheeit now..

  • History Lesson
    October 8, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    The true OGs of this whole not standing thing are the Jehovah’s Witnesses. I remember them keeping it real back in the late 80s. Mr. Koski be like “yo, stand your ass up” and the JWs was just like “nah, don’t have to, I got a note.” 

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