Racist Basic White Chick Accuses Holden PD Of Being Force Behind Turtleboy, Demands College Friend STOP Reading TBS, Says Other Crazy Things
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Attention people: A white woman from Holden DEMANDS that you stop reading Turtleboy immediately!!!!
“I don’t read it but still disgusted by it.”
Yup, that comment about sums up the people who don’t like our award winning blog.
Hey Becky, do people have to stop reading South Short Turtlegirl, Western Mass Turtlegirl, Rhode Island Turtle Sista, North Shore Turtlebabe, Merrimack Valley Turtlebae, Turtle Intern, J-Dubz, Jack Kanoff, and the rest of the Turtleboy staff too? Or just the ones that you believe were written by the guy who’s basically just the registered front man for the company? Just wondering.
Clearly this poor thing is upset because a lot of her friends from UMass read Turtleboy and share the turtle. Who doesn’t? It eats her up inside because she hates it and she thinks they should hate it too. But they don’t. So she throws an online hissyfit and tells them to STOP reading Turtleboy!!
I know you think whoever your friend is is “innocent,” but if you ended up on Turtleboy it’s because you earned your way there by doing something HORRIBLE. Here’s who liked the post:
Oh look, Amy Shelby ad Kelcey Morange. We didn’t exactly blog about these Nazis, we just used screenshots of them bragging about maliciously reporting our Facebook page. So yea, when you attack our company, threaten our livelihood, and try to starve our children to death, you don’t get to walk away from that. What kind of animal wants to starve Turtleboy Jr. and Turtle Princess to death? This kind of animal apparently:
Be whiter. You can’t.
Andrea Lloyd apparently believes that one man sitting in a house in Holden is being fed information by the Holden Police which he then uses to harass “innocent” people. After that this one person then spent the rest of his night calling these people on the phone over and over again, and “threatening her family.”
Of course none of this actually happened. She’s literally making it all up because the stupid things her stupid friends posted on Facebook ended up on our blog. And herein lies the big problem – our reputation is almost entirely based on lies. People have called us racist so many times without a smidgen of evidence, that it becomes the truth. They just say it over and over again, and every time they do it becomes more truthful.
Plus, why would anyone wanna boycott Turtleboy? Today we published this blog about a convicted child rapist who was hired to be a photographer at a Comic Con at the Hanover Mall. Why wouldn’t Andrea Lloyd want people to know about this? Why is Andrea Lloyd trying so hard to protect the general public from finding out about this child sex offender? I guess she’d prefer a child get raped instead of you reading our blog. But don’t get it twisted – she’s the good person here. The safety of your children isn’t nearly as important as her white girl feelz.
I also think it’s hilarious that she has the nerve to call other people racist. Check out her pictures on Facebook and play a game called, “find the brown people.”
You lose every time. It’s like an Abercrombie commercial on steroids. Because Andrea Lloyd goes out of her way to actively avoid people of color at all costs. Don’t get it twisted though, she’s totally NOT racist because she calls other white people racist. This absolves you of your own racism.
Here’s another example of her being a racist to Asian people:
Typical far right wing Fox News yahoo. Not my kind of guy, but he has a right to think and say whatever he wants. Naturally Andrea Lloyd told him that he really just wishes he was white like her:
Sorry Andrea, some people are actually happy with who they are. I don’t know Jon Tan, but I’m pretty sure if I asked him to not be Asian any more he wouldn’t take me up on it. But since you’re a racist, bigoted white chick from Holden, you assume everyone else wants to be white like you. Because you’re just superior like that.
And in the least surprising news ever, she’s good friends with Red Danny Magolis, the former President of the New York State Communist Party. She did the impossible on his Facebook page a while back – make Red Danny seem like the rational one. It all began when Red Danny posted about how North Korean dictators were to blame for the death of American student Otto Warmbier, after he was arrested for allegedly taking down a poster while visiting North Korea:
But in reality Otto could’ve looked at someone the wrong way and an overzealous North Korean cop had him arrested. It’s not like there’s any due process in North Korea.
Many people blamed Otto Warmbier, and obviously it is very, very dumb for ANY American to ever travel to North Korea. But he was a kid, he more than likely did nothing wrong, and he was killed by a hostile foreign government for doing so. You’re not wrong to call him dumb, but let’s not forget who the real problem is here.
But according to Andrea Lloyd we shouldn’t be concerned with this because American cops are even worse to black people:
Do you realize how dumb and uninformed you have to be in order to believe that Otto Warmbier committed a crime? Hey moron, it’s North Korea. You don’t need to break any of their laws to go to their camps. Ask family members of people who fled the country. They all get killed. I know it’s hard for you to understand this in your sheltered suburban existence. But try actually, ya know, reading sometime.
According to her, Otto Warmbier deserved to die because he foolishly exercised his white privilege card in a country that does not accept white privilege cards:
Man, she really hates cops huh? She blames the Holden PD for being the driving force behind Turtleboy, and claims that the rest of the cops in this country are poorly trained at best. That’s why they’re killing so many brown kids. She even read about it in Didi Delgado’s latest post on the Huffington Post.
Andrea believes that innocent black and brown people killed by the cops are just, “living their life” before being killed by racist cops because of their skin color:
And she would know a lot about this from her experiences as a white girl in Holden.
She also believes that North Korea does not beat their prisoners:
So I guess Otto came back in a coma on accident.
Even Red Danny was like……da fuq? When she said that Otto should’ve known better:
That’s like saying the girl who wore the short skirt and got raped at the frat party should’ve known better. More victim blaming from team tolerance!!
Nevertheless she persisted:
The North Koreans didn’t kill him. His white privilege did. Got it.
Oh, and the evil regime we hear about MIGHT be true, but we can’t be sure if it’s all just made up:
North Korea is nice.
Obviously this entitled white boy got what was coming to him. She can tell by the way he cried in court, knowing he would never see his family or friends again, that he had never been told “no” in life. She knows his “type”:
Because there’s nothing racist about reducing an entire race of people to a “type,” based on a crying outburst in a North Korean courtroom by one white male who she never met.
She also does’t like Tom Brady because he had a Trump hat in his locker:
After she saw her friends all happy because the Patriots won the Super Bowl she checked their privilege real quick:
Because you know Andrea will ALWAYS be there to check previously unchecked white privilege:
She just woke like that.
All this does is further prove that anyone who tries to boycott Turtleboy or has a problem with Turtleboy is likely a racist, hypocritical, lying social justice warrior. This is why we fight. Because Nazis like Andrea Lloyd don’t get to censor speech they don’t agree with, and they certainly don’t get to win. Welcome to mother fucking show Andrea.