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Rancid Juice Maggot Gets Hogtied And Corralled By No Fucks Give Korean Nail Salon Owner After She Tries Dipping On $20 Bill

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So this happened at the Eastpoint Mall Nail Envy Salon, just outside of Baltimore, when a customer did not want to pay her bill for services rendered:

This is why I love Asian people (especially first generation Asian people) – because they don’t play. There’s some people who are willing to take a loss and just say, “thats the cost of doing business.” But that’s not the kind of attitude that leads to the single greatest success rate of any race of people in the United States. This was about principle. You don’t survive while running a nail salon in Baltimore by giving out freebies.

According to a woman who works there, the gutterpump didn’t want to pay the $20 bill, attacked the 65 year old man who tried to prevent her from leaving. It also happened 7 months ago, and she’s STILL A CLIENT!!

Her name is Lashay, and shockingly it’s not the first time she tried to chew and screw at a nail salon:

Let’s go to the play by play.

The video starts off with the small business owner dog walking this chick:

As you can see he is firmly in control, as this is likely not the first time he had to hog tie and corral a rancid juice maggot.

The best part about this is how business in the salon carried on like usual throughout the video. Even as he attempted to subdue his prey inside the salon itself, the angry nail woman that you can find at any Korean nail salon in any mall in America, continued to talk on the phone taking appointments.

Because business is business. And it will not be interrupted because some wild hogbeast was doing the Baltimore crab dance.

However, he was only able to tame this free range chickenhead because he had leverage coming from his hind legs.

But the tables turned when she did the hoodrat shuffle, flipped it around on him, and began to gauge his eyes out:

Nevertheless, experience won out. And seeing as this was not his first ratchet rodeo, he went right back to the bread and butter – the headlock:

Even as she whispered sweet nothings to him while the crowd admired her granny panties, she wasn’t going anywhere…..

They needed the jaws of life to get this guy off of her without getting his $20…..

And even as she tried to get back at him he was still talking shit:

The moral of the story is, you can rob people if you want. But if you rob an Asian nail salon, you best bring your fighting undies. And you’re probably better off just paying.

35 Comment(s)
  • Ballzac
    February 17, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    Definitely not Korean, but no big deal.

  • Guess
    February 16, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Her name is “lashay laior” and her Facebook says all you need to know…trifling hoe

  • Johnny Rocket
    February 16, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    I would have just taken her pocket book and hid it. It was sitting there on the floor the whole time. Hahaha how’s that bitch ? How much will it cost you to replace your license ,ect ?

  • Rachel Manley
    Concerned Reader
    February 16, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    I’m pretty certain this is a Vietnamese nail salon and not Korean.

  • Chuck
    February 16, 2018 at 2:54 am

    No surprise, many of the Asians are tough as nails. Remember the 92 L.A. riots, with the Koreans on top of their liquor store, armed with rifles. When almost every store moves out of a tough area. The few remaining stores are usually Asians, have seen it in different cities. You just sense, a pistol or two are behind the counter. Have to respect them of course.

  • chimp out
    February 15, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    dont be accusing of violence n shit or we kick your ass

  • MMMBulgogi
    February 15, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Cool story, but there’s no Koreans within a mile of that shit show.

  • Savages
    February 15, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    nigs gotta nig

    • White girl
      February 16, 2018 at 8:05 am

      These trash bags got what they deserved.

  • Fredrick Douglas
    February 15, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    Ain’t black history month great?

    • Pavement Ape
      February 15, 2018 at 6:04 pm

      Let’s rename it to…

      Make Blacks History Month. 

      Open season. 

  • God Bless Asians
    February 15, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    Nice job! Ironic those Korean business owners are paying for neanderthals manicure one way or the other as are some of the rest of us. The hard working are punished the criminals are coddled.

  • Joe McCarthy
    February 15, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    That’s 3 episodes of Black History today brought to u by TBS.

  • Marcus
    February 15, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    As black man, this makes me absolutely sick. Ni@@ers like this ruin it for everybody and are the main cause of racism.

    • Lisa
      February 15, 2018 at 4:58 pm

      Racism and prejudice are either taught or develops through negative social and personal experiences. Behavior like this only perpetuates negative stereotypes about young black women. 

      The majority of Turtleboy articles perpetuate negative stereotypes about white people, both rich and poor.

      • The Predatory Welfare Class
        February 15, 2018 at 5:34 pm

        You experience it and you learn, you learn what people do and what they do to you. Then candy ass elitists and sjw come a long and call you a racist and a bigot and try to destroy your employment and life, for knowing too much about what is real.

  • Chip Striker
    February 15, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    In her defense she probably didn’t realize she had to pay since she doesn’t for anything else.

    Bravo Mr. Miagi, bravo!!

  • Cracker
    February 15, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    Black people suck.


  • Peter Gabriel
    February 15, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    If she doesn’t pay…

    shock the monkey

  • Big game Hunter
    February 15, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    hahaha I love it……

    Remember during the Rodney King riots those Korean store owners sitting atop their roofs with their shot guns ready for some big game hunting…..

    I tell you…..Asians are going to completely take over the world now that their governments are freeing them up…..

    all through hard work and knowing what is right and wrong.

    By the way…..19?????? 19?????? I really would’ve guessed 45-50

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 15, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    I never in my life expected to have a man-crush on a 65-year old Korean man in Baltimore, but I do, I really do!

    • Kevi
      February 15, 2018 at 2:56 pm

      We’ve all been there my friend we’ve all been there

  • Pavement Ape
    February 15, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    I’m so surprised that a filthy blue gum would try to skip out on paying after getting her nailz did. That almost never happens. :/

  • Emily
    February 15, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    The mother and grandmother begged him to drop the charges because she’s ONLY 19 and it could ruin her life!!!! He should have said no. Exactly how old do you have to be these days before you are able to accept RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.. REALLY HOW OLD??? This little bitch is going to ruin her own life… unless her mother does this begging for her again. What a piece of work!! She should be on probation or something

  • Outside the box
    February 15, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Immigrants should get a visa if they can bribe a ratchet to leave the country and renounce their citizenship. The US could provide a one time financial incentive to the receiving country. We do shit like that with hazardous waste so why not ratchets? The ratchet gets paid, the US is relieved of the burden, the receiving country gets compensated, and the the US receives an asset in exchange for a liability.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 15, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    They needed White (Mall) Cop there to quell the disturbance. He would have been down Orange Julius hiding on his “break” no doubt…

    • White Cop
      February 15, 2018 at 3:08 pm

      That’s another homo busted for DUI. Special thanks to “Huge Ass Jimmy” the donut eating black cock fanatic.

      See, I found that Jimmy Backwards Hat, a.k.a. “Hugh Jass”, gets his panties in a twist when I talk about his gay butt buddies getting grief from the police. So, as long as the stool pusher posts on this board, the fags will be observed and apprehended when they stumble out of MB Lounge and try to drive drunk down Grafton Street. And there’s not a fucking thing he can do about it.

      You can’t win, fatass butt pirate. Walk away and save your sisters from litigation headaches.

      • Hugh Jass
        February 15, 2018 at 3:54 pm

        I already have won… Snicker.

        • White Cop
          February 15, 2018 at 4:30 pm

          Oh, I see. Like how the app failed, and how some black burnout rapper tried to sue TB, and how readership was lost, and how there’s no more podcast…

          TB is still around. Black Lives Matter, not so much. They’re being forgotten in the age of Trump. You lost, fat faggot. You’re just so depressed and lonely and miserable that you’ve gone crazy because you’re too much of a pussy to handle reality.

          You’re nothing but a joke that wasn’t even any good at bothering people. And TB will continue putting the blast on ratchets, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

          Nothing. You lost.

          You’re lying there defeated and beaten repeating “I win” in your bruised ego delusion. But I will keep busting your gay friends for endangering people driving drunk. Know that.


          • Hugh Jass
            February 15, 2018 at 4:36 pm

            I reside permanently in your brain… Snicker. Smooches!!

  • Donald Trump
    February 15, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    Black people shouldn’t be allowed where normal decent people to business. Treat a monkey like humans and they’ll always be monkeys.time to remove the 13th amendment. Make them go back to where they truly belong

    • Jesus Christ
      February 15, 2018 at 2:45 pm

      What is wrong with you lol

      • True Reality Speaks
        Precious Snowflakes are Melting
        February 15, 2018 at 9:29 pm

        You spelled Old Balls wrong on your screen name.

    • Barack Obama
      February 15, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      This was likely written by a liberal to try and smear this website. It’s the only play they have.

      • Donald Trump
        February 15, 2018 at 10:08 pm

        Like you do with using Obama. Don’t talk shit when you do it
        Guess it’s retards logic

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