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Random Dude Becomes Hero Pushing Somerville Bank Robber Who Just Shot At Cops, Somerville Turns Into Mid-Afternoon War Zone

 

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As I write this there’s a man with a gun who robbed a bank and shot at Somerville police officers and is still on the loose.

The State Police reported 3 hours ago that they have one person in custody.

But it’s not the bank robber. And Somerville has quickly turned into Watertown.

Except this isn’t school vacation week so the kids are going to be stuck in school, and streets are going to be a war zone until this shithead is caught.



All I know is, whoever this guy is who tossed the asshole to the ground, is a Goddamn American hero.

Someone buy this guy a beer:

Get some!

In all seriousness, I live around here, and it’s pretty scary to think some savage is out there with nothing to lose who isn’t afraid to shoot cops. Stay off the roads until they find him.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Hugh Mungus
    May 2, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Illegal or junkie? Or illegal junkie? NON WHITE MAN MAN!

  • Mayor Joe Curtatone
    May 2, 2019 at 3:55 am

    He’s an undocumented bank robber, sanctuary will be provided.

  • ALLAN R. GOLD
    May 2, 2019 at 2:05 am

    Pit Bull owners who abuse their pit bulls should be castrated and sentenced to life imprisonment naked in “Barney Frank’s basement”

  • grace C
    May 1, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    joe curtatone gropes stray dogs

  • Serious question
    May 1, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Serious question for TB, if this guy did a good deed, and you found out he had a past drug history etcetera, would you make a “Turnaround out “hero” is a junkie with criminal record” blog or would you let the good deed fly so long as he hasn’t done anything ratchet slash criminal in a long while?

  • juror seven esq.
    May 1, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Somerville MA. Thank the mayor and all the liberals. Sanctuary city, don’t cooperate with federal law enforcement agencies. Bank robbery suspect is Hispanic, armed and dangerous runs into City Hall mayor offers asylum. Suspect doesn’t understand English, shoots mayor. Police respond by shooting suspect. Both die result is a win\win outcome. Thank a liberal.

  • CBS
    May 1, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    A third World Man robbed a bank

  • A Msn Robbed A Bank AKA Spic
    May 1, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    The police are looking for a man the media will say. Thats media code word for non white but the media wont say it. That way the viewer wont realize just how much violent crime non whites commit

  • Somerville is a Communist Country
    May 1, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    What’s even worse is the mayor of Somerville using this event as a chance to get on the news again. What a fucking asshole he is

  • Ziggy
    May 1, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Pit Bull owners should be exterminated

    • ALLAN R. GOLD
      May 2, 2019 at 2:05 am

      P̶i̶t̶ ̶B̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶
      Pit Bull owners who abuse their pit bulls should be castrated and sentenced to life imprisonment naked in “Barney Frank’s basement”

    • Hondo
      May 2, 2019 at 5:13 am

      *I think you mean shitty dog owners who mistreat and abuse their dogs, should be castrated, stripped naked and forced to live the rest of their life in “Barney Frank’s basement”

    • Klan Rider
      May 2, 2019 at 9:13 am

      It worked for Hitler!

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