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Some chick in the Brockton Hub named after 500 year old trees in California posted this yesterday, which has caused quite the stir….
And evidently Rapey McRapealot messaged this complete stranger and let her know about the imminent tongue bath she was scheduled for.
Chris Casieri is a local Brockton bonerfarmer with a wide array of Google trophies….
As you can see, he’s got that “disease.”
But his disease doesn’t make him steal pocketbooks from little old ladies. It forces him to message every chick in the Brockton Hub and let them know about his plans to excavate their stench trench. As soon as Redwood Daisy posted her screenshots it was #MeToo city in the comments….
That right there is what we call a Brockton courtship. Luckily he’s a giver, not a taker. Still, pretty creepy nonetheless….
He sent this strange woman a couple homemade videos…
Which were everything you dreamed they would be and more, and appeared to be some sort of instructional video…..
Right after he’s done bumping lines….
And he’s persistent too. He messaged this woman in January of 2016 to offer her a felatio fajita, she never responded, so he messaged her again two and a half years later and claimed he was hacked…
And we all knew this was coming, right?
There was a 0.0% chance he’d be able to resist the urge of sending his meat dagger memories to a chick who clearly wasn’t responding to him for a reason….
Perfectly normal. In fairness, if a stranger sends you dick pics and you don’t immediately block them, da fuq is wrong with you? The block button exists. Use it.
Sometimes he would play dumb when a woman called him out on his bullshit…
But his lies just led to more lies, as this cream factory has pretty much done this to everyone within a 10 mile radius of Brockton….
After his ass was blown up on the Hub yesterday, he knew what he did was wrong, he knew he’ll forever be labeled as Rapey McRapealot, but nevertheless he persisted….
Unfortunately he is easily catfished and doesn’t realize when that the person he’s offering his millimeter peter to is in fact a dude…..
What’s really generic about this skuzz is that he’s so lazy that he copies and pastes his sexual harassment because he’s too unoriginal to come up with new ways to ask a bunch of strangers if he can have access to their magic box….
Here’s his number if you wanna reach him…..
Must’ve been the Xanny bars for sure. Whatever you do, DO NOT blow up his inbox with gigantic elephant penis. He would not like that.
I gotta be honest though, I comment on the Hub sometimes, and even though I don’t use my real name, I can’t help but feel disrespected that he hasn’t offered me a complimentary Happy Meal. Not that I’d take him up on the offer or want to be sexually harassed, but…….am I just not his type?
The bottom line is, as fun as it is to blow up a guy like this, he’s a sexual predator who needs to be arrested. I’m pretty sure it’s against a bunch of laws to send strangers pictures of your dick while telling them about how you’re gonna give them front row seats to the taco eating contest.