Rapey McRapealot Sends Almost Every Chick In The Brockton Hub Dick Pics, Videos Of His Taco Tickling Skills, And Propositions For Stench Trench Stimulation

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Some chick in the Brockton Hub named after 500 year old trees in California posted this yesterday, which has caused quite the stir….

And evidently Rapey McRapealot messaged this complete stranger and let her know about the imminent tongue bath she was scheduled for.

Chris Casieri is a local Brockton bonerfarmer with a wide array of Google trophies….

As you can see, he’s got that “disease.”

But his disease doesn’t make him steal pocketbooks from little old ladies. It forces him to message every chick in the Brockton Hub and let them know about his plans to excavate their stench trench. As soon as Redwood Daisy posted her screenshots it was #MeToo city in the comments….

That right there is what we call a Brockton courtship. Luckily he’s a giver, not a taker. Still, pretty creepy nonetheless….

He sent this strange woman a couple homemade videos…

Which were everything you dreamed they would be and more, and appeared to be some sort of instructional video…..

Right after he’s done bumping lines….

And he’s persistent too. He messaged this woman in January of 2016 to offer her a felatio fajita, she never responded, so he messaged her again two and a half years later and claimed he was hacked…

And we all knew this was coming, right?

There was a 0.0% chance he’d be able to resist the urge of sending his meat dagger memories to a chick who clearly wasn’t responding to him for a reason….

Perfectly normal. In fairness, if a stranger sends you dick pics and you don’t immediately block them, da fuq is wrong with you? The block button exists. Use it.

Sometimes he would play dumb when a woman called him out on his bullshit…

But his lies just led to more lies, as this cream factory has pretty much done this to everyone within a 10 mile radius of Brockton….

After his ass was blown up on the Hub yesterday, he knew what he did was wrong, he knew he’ll forever be labeled as Rapey McRapealot, but nevertheless he persisted….

Unfortunately he is easily catfished and doesn’t realize when that the person he’s offering his millimeter peter to is in fact a dude…..


What’s really generic about this skuzz is that he’s so lazy that he copies and pastes his sexual harassment because he’s too unoriginal to come up with new ways to ask a bunch of strangers if he can have access to their magic box….

Here’s his number if you wanna reach him…..

Must’ve been the Xanny bars for sure. Whatever you do, DO NOT blow up his inbox with gigantic elephant penis. He would not like that.

I gotta be honest though, I comment on the Hub sometimes, and even though I don’t use my real name, I can’t help but feel disrespected that he hasn’t offered me a complimentary Happy Meal. Not that I’d take him up on the offer or want to be sexually harassed, but…….am I just not his type?

The bottom line is, as fun as it is to blow up a guy like this, he’s a sexual predator who needs to be arrested. I’m pretty sure it’s against a bunch of laws to send strangers pictures of your dick while telling them about how you’re gonna give them front row seats to the taco eating contest.

12 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Wilby Rockinitt, MD
    September 6, 2018 at 1:12 am

    This kid developed his style using grape jelly from the prison kitchen and sweaty, hairy, black ass. Not by choice, at least initially.
    The technique isn’t even very good. Looks like an imitation of an epileptic Pomeranian having a fit.
    Leave that shit to the professionals, son.

  • Brian Albrecht
    September 5, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Isnt that the alleged pedo, Bret Killoran?

    • Stop acting like some choadmunch hardo, Brian.
      September 6, 2018 at 1:02 am

      Brian, you’re an embarrassment to the town of Weymouth.
      Could you do everyone a favor and move down to Rockland?
      There’s probably a vacancy or two up above the Banner (the old Hotel Thomas). You’d fit right in.

  • Where's kev walsh??
    September 5, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Ha! His bro “kev walsh” in one of the screenshots trying to convince Vanessa he knew her..well Kev is a known heroin dealer, with multiple arrests and is a Brockton boxer …. such a joke!!!

  • anaon again
    September 5, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    i took a brockton skank out on a date once.
    brought her to mcdonalds drive thu for dinner, told her she can any 3 picks on the dollar menu
    by the time i drove my car around to the pick up window, she already had her panties down to her knees

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 5, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Old news. The San Fernando Valley has been flying lefties in from Brockton to do the cuck cream pie cleanup scenes for years.

  • Chloe
    September 5, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    LMAO that guys dick looks like it was cut in half why would he even send that!! If I were a man I would be ashamed to show anyone that tiny thing.

    (and sidenote TURTLEBOY whenever you censor stuff i can see right through it, last time you censored some girl who was a victims email I could read it perfectly by increasing the brightness, you need to find a new app)

  • Mark Zuckerberg
    September 5, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    this is a solid account and he keeps our communities engaged. He did not violate our terms of service and he will not has his account revoked.

  • anon
    September 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    I will answer the $1 million dollar question

    what makes brockton the shithiole of shitholes ???

    a zillion brockton skanks probably met with the pervert

  • Justme
    September 5, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Seems like the kind of guy that sucked a dick or two while he was locked up hahahaha

  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 5, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Just reading a few lines of this made me actually nauseous. Especially the “daddy” part. This is one sick puppy, and these girls should get their LTC!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    September 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    I feel nauseous and gross after reading that. There should be a warning on the video. Why ??????? Lol

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