Ratchet Madness Champion Crian Rian Waters Files Federal Lawsuit Against TB, Adds Maura Healey, Bristol Blarney, Facebook, Google, Springfield Police Department As Codefendants


Breaking News: 2019 Ratchet Madness Champion Rian Waters filed another lawsuit in federal court against me. Except there’s a new twist this time – he’s added several co-defendants.

Facebook, Google, a Palmer cop, a State Trooper, the entire Springfield Police Department, Bristol Blarney, a veterinarian, Maura Healey, and many more. I’ve read the entire 29 page complaint and it’s one of the funniest things you’ll ever see. Instead of blogging about it I’ll be showing you the whole thing on the Live show tonight. So make sure you’ve subscribed to the YouTube channel by clicking hereIt’s gonna be a good one. In the meantime, here’s Tuesday’s show if you missed it.





29 Comment(s)
  • Crystal Laviolette
    Palmer PD
    October 30, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    He is really gonna tangle with a Palmer cop. His life is gonna go downhill from that one factor alone…

  • Dave Herskovic
    October 30, 2020 at 9:30 am

    This kid is upset that Joe Biden didn’t sniff his crotch. I want to be sniffed by Joe Biden….

  • Concerned Consumer
    October 30, 2020 at 8:51 am

    How can he afford the legal fees to take you to court repeatedly?

  • Southie changed. I didn’t
    October 29, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Wait till Rain Waters finds out the Boys at the Federal Courthouse play Hardball. Not the wiffle ball He’s used to playing at the Rachet filled District and City Courts that he frequents. I can’t wait for the Judge to throw him a little “high heat chin music”

  • True Reality Speaks
    This is not quality entertainment
    October 29, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Yeah… no. I come here to read articles, not get prompted to watch some poorly made video when it’s convenient time for you.

    Do what you gotta do to pay the bills, but don’t purposely drive loyal readers away by putting teasers up for some gawd awful video blog that only appeals to the window lickers and attention whores out there.

  • Turtleboy Reader
    October 29, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Cryin’ Rian, I know you’re reading this. Face it. YOU LOST! YOU’RE A LOSER!!! You’re also a wife beater and dog killer. You’re absolutely despicable. Go kill yourself and make the world a better place. You’d probably fail at that too! Goodbye asshole.

  • whatevuh
    October 29, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    That’s too much time out of my life I would never get back. Nope, not gonna do it. I don’t care that much about TB’s follies.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    October 29, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Wow……just wow. This kid needs a fucking job!! Wasn’t he supposed to kill himself??? He can’t do anything right!!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    October 29, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    This is one little fanook that definitely needs an “Atwells Ave Shoe-shine”!!
    What a cunt !

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      October 29, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      Nice to see you again Boss.

  • Datruth 68
    October 29, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    This dude needs to move on. He is creating his own misery now. No one would remember dude if he just went away

  • Rians limp dick
    October 29, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    Why doesn’t he kill himself like he said he would in the courtroom?

    • dr. douchenuggetberg
      October 30, 2020 at 9:11 am

      he’s a weak little bitchboy

  • Stan Jonathan
    October 29, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Rian Waters face is almost as punchable as Guy LaPointe’s.

  • Fojo's Empty Suit Jacket
    October 29, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Hello?!?! Hire me!! I have not had a gig in months and
    Feta Cheese Freddie never paid my bill or the cleaning
    ladies for that matter!!!

  • Amanda Sawyer
    October 29, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    My son is a violent convicted felon who beat his girlfriend to a bloody pulp.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 29, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    The court should send Rian out for an evaluation.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      October 29, 2020 at 9:54 pm

      Maybe you let him write fortune cookie words of wisdom Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        October 30, 2020 at 7:51 am

        LOL, have you seen his spelling?

  • Paul Shanley
    October 29, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    I wish I was given the chance to “mentor” Rian Waters.

  • No worries
    October 29, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Don’t worry, Kate will be able to provide her own defense since she thinks she’s a specialist in tort law. Her buddy Gaffney, ambulance chaser and insurance specialist, will be sure to steer her in the right direction.

    • Chris Tranos
      October 30, 2020 at 9:13 am

      gaffney collects vibrating butt plugs, a total homo

  • Plot Twist
    October 29, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Plot twist is that Gaffney has betrayed KP and written this for Waters.

  • Mind Boggler
    October 29, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Holy Crap. Rian, you need serious therapy. Many, many years of serious therapy and possibly medication.

  • King Richards Faire
    October 29, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Somewhere Amanda Sawyer must be involved.

  • Flatulent Fred
    October 29, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Sloth is a sin. But that’s beside the point. Who’s holding your head in the sand you or Bristol? Your readers have heard more than enough about your previous compadre. I believe you should seek out professional help because it seems that you set yourself up for possible loss of family and/or money in your future. Say what you will, but a different kind of work shouldn’t be out of the question. This one is phasing out…

    • Betty Ford
      October 29, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Que? Sour cream o guacamole?

  • Mama June
    October 29, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Cue the Banjos!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 29, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Is foul-mouthed Bret going to be joining you on his Obama phone? If so, that’s a hard pass for me.

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