Ratchet Mom Ripping Bong Rips While Breastfeeding Newborn Was Previously Arrested In A Bike Theft Sting Operation

Ratchet Mom Ripping Bong Rips While Breastfeeding Newborn Was Previously Arrested In A Bike Theft Sting Operation

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Daily Mail: The internet has its pitchforks out after a new mother shared a disturbing image of herself breastfeeding and smoking from a bong simultaneously. Kayla Marlowe, a young mother from Portland, Oregon, recently uploaded the concerning snap, which had Facebook commenters in an uproar. In the photo, Kayla is seen cradling a tiny baby who is drinking from her right breast as her friend lights a bong for her to smoke. ‘Needed a safe place to share this beautiful picture,’ she wrote, posting the image on the page of a cannabis parenting support group group on Facebook called CannaParentingSupport.V.420.

Kayla is seen leaning over her bald newborn, her mouth at the top of a purple bong, presumably to smoke marijuana, as her friend Krystal Rose Shillingford-Holm lights it for her. After the image was posted, Kayla actually received some support from like-minded parents.  One man reportedly compared Kayla’s actions to someone drinking beer while feeding their kid, while others said they did the same. A woman named Sierra Cox approved, writing: ‘Love it!! My boyfriend would do this for me when I breastfed and of course you have to do the lean-over so you don’t bump their head or light their little hairs on fire.

If present in the room while someone smokes marijuana, the child can also inhale the smoke, which can give them a contact high. Studies have also suggested that inhaling secondhand marijuana smoke can damage a person’s heart and blood vessels. A baby can also ingest THC through its mother’s breast milk. Though insufficient studies have been completed on the effects of marijuana through breastfeeding, the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists discourages mothers from smoking and breastfeeding.

The Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment also discourages the practice, writing in a guide: ‘THC in marijuana gets into breast milk and may affect your baby. Because THC is stored in body fat, it stays in your body for a long time. A baby’s brain and body are made with a lot of fat.  ‘Since your baby’s brain and body may store THC for a long time, you should not use marijuana while you are pregnant or breastfeeding.’ The American Academy of Pediatrics also agrees that breastfeeding mothers should not use marijuana.

Why?? Why must everyone publicize and document every aspect of their life on social media? I blame feminism. There’s nothing feminists love more than sharing their breast feeding pictures on Facebook, just to get a rise out of people. Just in case someone tries to report it so they can scream to high heaven about how the patriarchy is trying to censor them. And then the bong rips? I remember when I was 17 and showing off smoking weed was cool too. Newsflash – smoking weed is cool if you like to smoke weed, but it does’t make you cool to do it. And the only reason to share pictures of yourself smoking weed is to show the world how cool you are. We’re all so impressed.

God I hate these people. Not so much for being ratchet degenerates and terrible parents, but because they give responsible potheads a bad name. This is why people like Jeff Sessions are the way they are. Because they think everyone who smokes pot is a trashbag liberal single mother from Oregon.

It’s not her first time being ratchet either. Three years ago she was arrested for her part in a bike theft ring. Not even kidding – she was 20 years old and stealing bikes like a 13 year old in Great Brook Valley:

Police arrested three people during a bike theft sting operation at the Beaverton Transit Center during the weekend. The operation was conducted Saturday by the department’s neighborhood response team, who placed a bicycle at the transit center on Southwest Lombard Avenue and waited to see if anyone took it, said Officer Mike Rowe, a Beaverton police spokesman. The sting was conducted after two bikes were reported stolen from the transit center recently, Rowe said. The transit center has a bike-and-ride facility that has parking spaces for 100 bicycles. Officers arrested Kayla Marlow, 20, Marcelo Navarrete-Isabel, 35 and Ryan Denton, 19 on charges of theft. Denton also faced a possession of methamphetamine charge.

Oh for fuck’s sake. This is like a script for reefer madness. Smoke the devil’s lettuce and you’ll end up being a professional bike thief, popping out bastard children, and ripping bong rips whilst breast feeding. I hope DCF gets up in there and at the very least makes this woman think they’ll take her kid away from her if she continues her ratchet ways.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Blondebimbo2017
    July 29, 2017 at 10:49 am

    Hopefully Dss was notified An the children removed but yet again we’re talking about Dss 1/2 of them are no better than the addicts An skanks they have open cases on. I can’t have children been going back An forth about adoption through Dss the horror stories I read is what’s holding us back . I should put my name an address out there An be a safe heaven drop off beats neglecting , getting high or worse infront of the innocent children. Rachets you truly don’t understand how blessed you are to to be able to have a baby .

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 25, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    Bet this shit stops when the tax deduction/WIC generator gets teeth.

  • wtf
    July 25, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    “do the lean-over so you don’t bump their head or light their little hairs on fire”

    I want to throw up.
    That is SOME maternal instinct right there.
    These poor babies.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    July 25, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    Do guys realize if they stop just fucking anything that moves with a hole that women might actually take better care of themselves? God every time I see these worthless lumps of flesh my mind screams out, ‘who’s bedding these pigs?’

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      July 25, 2017 at 7:53 pm

      Libs and other beta males.

  • Jake
    July 25, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Forced sterilization comes to mind.

  • LocalYokel
    July 25, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    I saw this at MassMoCA, it was called “The Bongdonna and Babe”

  • July 25, 2017 at 1:56 pm

    Just a question. Has anyone tried to investigate to see whether or not the New mom was o any other worse drugs, or narcotics? Perhaps she is using a less dangerous drug? No offense but I know people who their obstetrician recommended to get off more serious drugs and encouraged them to smoke weed ad not just moms on heroin or methadone, but also moms who were on serious narcotics like morphine, or dilaudid….. it says somewhere it’s police report that methafetamine was found…. seriously wondering if that’s why she’s smoking weed. Ps. A woman I know well was on a prescribed narcotic and her neighbor called dcf on her for breastfeeding and smoking, but nothing happened to the mom it was unsupported because it was under her doctors instructiom to actually use the pot as it was safer for the baby as opposed to the narcotics. Clearly if it’s safer to smoke pot as opposed to ingesting a more harmful drug then I don’t see a prolem if the doctor is advocating it for is or her patients. Honestly I don’t understand how judgemental people can be, alcohol and cigarettes have been researched along with pot in this country(despite what our docs and health complex and state officials claim) on infants and mothers, and it was found and concluded that alcohol and cigarettes are worse and more harmful for the fetus, infants, and MOMS, more so then marijuana!!! The question should be wh aren’t these moms formula feeding? Or is formula less healthy then breastmilk even with pot being ingested? That is my thought! When will they start testing the effects breastmilk has over formula even while smoking pot? I know that formula is a slew of chemicals that aren’t anywhere as healthy as breastmilk but the healthcare industry and medical communitu has advertised extensively that formula is just as healthy to alleviate the liberal nuts who choose to not breastfeeding or can’t breastfeed….. seriously someone needs to check up on this stuff. Vaccinations are also chemical creations and the amount of metals being pumped into babies even less then 24 hour marker….. it’s insane! Who wants to pump hep b a sexually transmitted disease into a nut even day old? Mind you the mercury content in that shot is 5 times the safe amount for a child let alone a baby that barely weighs 10lbs! Makes me think the shots are worse then pot too but no one seems to question those chemicals, smdh…… still if I was a doctor I’d want to know which is more harmful. Formula or breastmilk from a marijuana smoking mom. At least that way they could give sound advice to their patients, and go to sleep at night knowing their suggestions aren’t harming any newborns and infants…. so sad! I also know and hate some moms so are told by their doctors to stay on prescribed methadone for their entire pregnancies and the babies come out sick and more dependant And worse then moms who never gave up the heroin! In any case with methadone or heroin, even with prescriptions the state will and does come in and remove the baby if the baby is dependant and showing symptoms of dependency, and those poor babies always do! Oddly enough the same rings true for babies that have alcohol fetal syndrome! Same standard practice through dcf, they’ll remove and assume custody on any and all babies with dependency to alcohol, but I have yet to hear if babies with smoking pot moms come out dependant or not…. ive known several moms that have smoked and not one lost their baby or even had the state intervene….. maybe pot isn’t as bad as people are assuming or maybe these moms aren’t smoking that much? I don’t know but the fact remains that babies born to mothers of pot addiction or usage certainly doesn’t seem to show any impact for those babies to be born with any dependancy to the pot like that of methadone, crystal meta, crack cocaine, alcohol, and even cigerette smoking! This should make everyone scratch their heads including doctors, and start doing some extensive research! Sadly we’ll never know the true results because all the dispensaries have already been infiltrated with chemical GMO pot, and that’s not and will never be the same as organic weed to be studying this all…. i for one would love to know the answers to all I’ve raised questions about. Especially if doctors should be recommending formula instead of allowing moms to smoke pot and nurse! I also wonder if weed works the same as alcohol or cocaine or meth…. they only last in your system for a few hours to a few days so does that make it ok to pump and dump and then return to breastfeeding? I’m seriously wondering about it all! I think when we know the answers to these questions only then will we be able to judge these moms and their choices! Rights now though, alcohol, cigarettes, and other worse drugs are and have been proven to be more harmful! These are the facts right now. More studying needs to be done or shared with us all. God bless and protect the health of these babies. I don’t even know how a mother who can’t even keep her eyes open and keep herself from nodding off can be attentive and responsive to the needs of a newborn or any child at all…. these moms are the ones who should Indefinately have their children removed from dcf immediately for their own safety and well being! Yet i have to state that I’ve had to witness moms getting to keep their kids and they don’t stop doing their drugs, and in fact the poor babies cry for hours are inconsolable and it’s super sad, I have called dcf on certain moms that are on heroin and legit being neglectful and dcf doesn’t do shit! I don’t get it? Why are people with heroine and methadone addictions being treated more lenient then others? Like they get away with virtually every crime and act of negligence! The fact that some moms can keep their babies even when the babies have dependency issues. It is right or fair to the babies. I guess theirs a loophole with dcf that if you have a family member the baby can be placed with the family member instead of dcf taking immediate custody at the hospital but dcf doesn’t investigate the family members at all and next thing you know the moms have their babies right back and those babies are suffering! Something needs to be done about that! Then again theirs thousands of YouTube videos of babies who have been removed from their moms at birt and are literally inconsolable and just cry 24/7. Think it’s called emotional abuse and detachment something…. but taking these kids from their moms is also not healthy for these babies… just sad all around! Wish they could help the babies and help the moms see the light before their babies are born or at least give them up to people who will care for and love them, because that’s what is comes down to… we all deserve to be and feel loved and safe in the arms of parents be it our biological parents or adoptitive parents! I just wish dcf was better for ids but they’re definitely not. I don’t trust them and have heard nothing but horror stories even including them having a part in the pedofilia ring! Wish there was a non profit non government agency who’s sole intent is to help babies OF addicted and sick moms or parents, to not break them up but to help each side to eventually be able to reunite with all te right supports In place so that families can thrive as a whole… sorry for my rant, Im passionate about this topic involving the health and well being of babies. So sad!! God bless!

    • LocalYokel
      July 25, 2017 at 2:04 pm

      What the fuck are you trying to say?

      • Mirror Mirror
        July 25, 2017 at 7:52 pm

        Typical stoner gibberish rationalizing.

        Democrats need votes and to raise more taxes, and the lottery and gambling only covers half the morons.

  • They call me Ponch
    July 25, 2017 at 10:45 am

    I think I see dark meat on the left teat in that gun photo

    • Cracker Jack
      July 25, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      Yup. And more dark meat on porky’s muffin top waist…..nasty!

  • sharon evans
    July 25, 2017 at 9:57 am

    This woman is fucking sick!!! She needs to have her kid taken away from her she looks like a cheap piece of shit

    • J99
      July 25, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Totally agree with sharon evans on this. Where the hell is Social Services when you actually need them?

  • The Executioner
    July 25, 2017 at 9:53 am

    I love the creativity with this statement…”This is like a script for reefer madness. Smoke the devil’s lettuce and you’ll end up being a professional bike thief, popping out bastard children, and ripping bong rips whilst breast feeding. ”


    • Ashley's Beach Body Fail
      July 25, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      Should have used “hits” instead of rips. Using the same word twice in a sentence is lazy writing.

  • Murt Burful
    July 25, 2017 at 9:52 am

    Her fat, butter faced friend Krystal has great tits

    • Mirror Mirror
      July 25, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Fat girl tits don’t count as tits, sorry.

  • Stunt Pennie
    July 25, 2017 at 9:51 am

    The thought of all that flabby bare flesh all sweaty churns my stomach. No lunch for me today.

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