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Reader Email: Turtleboy Gets Hampshire College Students To Fight Back Against SJW Terrorists

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We’ve written a lot about Hamster College losers whining about Turtleboy hurting their feelings with the truth. Well we got a nice email about what’s really going on up there and we wanted to share it with you:

Hey TBS,

So unfortunately I have to send this with a bit of anonymity due to my sources, but I wanted to pass along some info that wouldn’t get shared to you guys.

Someone very close to me works very high up at Hampshire College and are in direct interaction with each one of the students from there that has been named in your recent articles.  You are DEFINITELY getting to them.  Xavier especially has written emails to the president of the college inquiring about what they are going to do about your article that specifically names him.  The irony in this is that he and his SJW friends have been verbally attacking students accused of rape, even though they were found innocent.


As recently as this past weekend a student attempted to commit suicide due to the constant threats. The hypocrisy of these students is out of control.  As far as the “fear of an unsafe environment” that they are all crying about, I have seen records that indicate the last physical altercation that took place where anyone was even remotely close to injured took place in 2013, and it was due to a drug deal gone bad.  So the entire fear that they say they feel is completely made up.

The best part is that students are starting to fight back.  A black student in particular is now going after Xavier for threats.  Xavier was telling this black student he wasn’t black enough!

So keep doing what you’re doing.  It’s genuinely making a difference and the quiet majority is starting to get rustled up pretty good. Your articles are starting to circulate around YikYak and students are starting to open up in support of them.


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Look at all those facts!!! Xavier and Joanna Olin are gonna shit their pants when they see all those!!! There hasn’t been a documented injury from a physical attack since 2013? But, but, but….I thought Xavier and his fantastic friends said they felt unsafe? What about all the rapists walking around campus? Don’t you know they’re guilty?!!! After all, no one has ever been falsely accused of rape. Just ask Brian Banks, the Duke Lacrosse team, every frat boy at the University of Virginia, the kid Emma Sulcowicz bullied with her mattress, or the Scottsboro Boys. When someone says you raped them, you raped them. There should not be due process, and even if you are exonerated with evidence, you should still be harassed by troglodytes like this:

This email makes it all worth it. It makes us realize that Turtleboy is in fact doing the people’s work. We say what people have been thinking but have been too scared to say because of bullies like Xavier. And guess what? We’re not putting up with your bullshit any longer. Get ready social justice warriors, because Turtleboy is going strap for strap!!

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31 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    April 29, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Someone needs to kick Xaviers ass then shove his flowers up it

  • Reddog
    April 28, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I feel left out of the conversation. I keep seeing that dam zit too.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 28, 2016 at 11:14 pm

      Hiya! Does that help? 😉

  • Finnish Goalie
    April 28, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    As some other poster stated, haven’t seen any posts from Michael today.

    Someone must be otherwise occupied today.

    • Wabbitt
      April 28, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      He’s off looking for more ignorance.

  • WormtownorBust
    April 28, 2016 at 11:35 am

    Remember kids:

    1: SJW’s ALWAYS lie
    2: SJW’s always double down
    3: SJW’s always project

  • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
    April 28, 2016 at 11:30 am

    Fact, Xavier mentally raped me. I will forever live with this burden.

    • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
      April 28, 2016 at 11:38 am

      As a side note, every time I post something the page reloads, and it reloads to that fucking ad of a person popping a zit. I don’t need to be seeing that shit while I’m eating lunch, TB.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        April 28, 2016 at 12:19 pm

        Whatcha havin’? I had a boring fucking apple with a salad because summer is near and I need to go to the beach with pride. Let me live vicariously through you, please!

        • John Wick
          April 28, 2016 at 1:09 pm

          So… Uhhh…

          Which beach??

          😉 lol

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 28, 2016 at 1:32 pm

            Hahahahaha!!!! 😉

        • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
          April 28, 2016 at 2:06 pm

          Homemade guacamole and other randomness in the fridge. I’m working on my beach body too. By summer I don’t want to be able to see my dick when I look straight down… If you’re lucky you can help me locate it after I reach my target size.

          • Clive's not a racist, just ask him
            April 28, 2016 at 2:50 pm

            Sorry, that was an unsavory comment I made. I hope no ones safe space was violated.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 28, 2016 at 4:12 pm

            Lmao… that’s not really a common beach body goal. I will politely pass on the search and rescue of the dick!

            Avacados gave me food poisoning once, I’m forever traumatized.

    • Wabbitt
      April 28, 2016 at 8:29 pm

      Well, these nudniks DO say that if someone says they were raped, they should be believed 100% of the time.

      I was gang raped by Xavier, Cora, and that lawyer. And the chick with the hula hoop. I said it so it must be true.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 28, 2016 at 11:10 am

    I thought the guy in the last picture was wearing a Huggies pull up on his head. I seriously need glasses. Anyhow, good job TB. I sense this is going to get very, very good.

    • ProfessorM
      April 28, 2016 at 11:40 am

      You need to open up your second Facebook to receive messages and friend requests. There’s no other way to contact you. I had to create a separate FB page. I couldn’t contact you with my regular FB because it’s connected to my work. If you open it and accept my friend request, then we can both talk through those pages and neither one of us will lose the anonymity that we both want.

      • WormtownorBust
        April 28, 2016 at 11:47 am

        Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub…

        • ProfessorM
          April 28, 2016 at 11:52 am

          If I WERE looking for love worm, there are PLENTY of desperate people in the comment section, it wouldn’t be that hard 😉

          • WormtownorBust
            April 28, 2016 at 11:57 am

            I’m sorry you have that problem. Have you considered talking to your doctor?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 28, 2016 at 1:34 pm

            ProfM: You are and I are going to be BFF lmao.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 28, 2016 at 12:17 pm

          He’s not being inappropriate nor has he ever been inappropriate. Clearly he already knows my facebook account for a reason dude, seriously. Why is it that when a man and woman have platonic conversation it’s considered sexual? EVERYONE here knows I’m married. I’m not on TB looking for love or men……..I have my hands full already!

          There are also 3 other people here who know me personally, and not one of them has been sexual or explicit toward me because they are respectful of who I am as an individual/colleague. When he means “anonymity” he means HIM or MYSELF posting our FB pages for people here to see…. Sorry I refuse to do that. It’s not hard to find me but I sure as hell won’t do it willingly. He doesn’t mean so we can talk like fucking love birds over FB. He hasn’t crossed that boundary because he’s a man not a 21 year old boy with a hard dick.

          PROF: I fixed the messaging issue.

          • ProfessorM
            April 28, 2016 at 12:31 pm

            Two things, thanks for fixing the issue, and… Lmao… I’m actually a chick…. I didn’t realize I came off so manly…… But that actually is pretty funny!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            April 28, 2016 at 1:39 pm

            In our messages I said I was going to keep you being a chick a secret. Alas the cat is out of the bag.

            P.S. I still want a chicken!!!!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 28, 2016 at 12:23 pm

          Worm, that reply comes off as mean… No intention for it to be that way. I just wanted to clear the air.

          • WormtownorBust
            April 28, 2016 at 12:52 pm

            No problems, I was just having fun.

        • ProfessorM
          April 28, 2016 at 12:28 pm

          Why does this bother you so badly worm? Is it because I found fiesty’s Facebook when you couldn’t? I assure you that you wouldn’t even have been a topic for discussion, you know, that is, until you had such a problem with it…BWAHAHAHA! Maybe it bothers you that if I found her, and was able to find out a few things about her, that I could do the same for you?

          • WormtownorBust
            April 28, 2016 at 12:54 pm

            See above.

          • ProfessorM
            April 28, 2016 at 2:39 pm

            Worm, when I am offended, I assure you there will be no bwahaha’s or lol’s involved, check the time on the comments 😉

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          April 28, 2016 at 12:35 pm

          And when I mean “not hard to find me” I mean people who can put 2 and 2 together and say, “Ohhh shit, look who it is..” I didn’t even KNOW that people I KNEW posted here until about a week ago…lol.

          Small world. That’s why I don’t use my real picture for this blog, never know who you are going to run into and have to explain your vulgar behavior to lol.

          Be careful because lots of crazies on here trolling looking for TB posters to terrorize.

      • ProfessorM
        April 28, 2016 at 11:49 am

        Obviously stalker chick doesn’t like that because it got an instant thumbs down…. Lmao
        If she were a little smarter, she could have found it too….

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