Turtleboy Investigates

 Red Sox Ownership And Charlie Baker Took Selfies With Strangers At Woo Sox Opener And Golf Tournaments This Week While Your Kids Had To Wear Masks At Soccer Games And School Recess


On April 29, 2021 Governor Charlie Baker revised the state mask mandate and “allows” people not to wear masks if they are outside and socially distanced.

Governor Baker issued a revised Order effective April 30, 2021 requiring people to wear masks or face-coverings in indoor public places and outdoors when they are unable to maintain 6 feet from other people.

The Red Sox also have a strict mask policy that forces kids as young as 2 years old to wear masks outside, despite the fact that according to the New York Times approximately 0.1% of all COVID transmissions occurred outside.

Face coverings are required for all guests ages 2 and above at Fenway Park, unless actively eating or drinking in ticketed seat locations. Bags will not be allowed at Fenway Park, with the exception of medical devices and diaper bags.

They do nothing indoors, and they do even less outdoors. Yet the Governor and the Red Sox still force the commoners to wear them because they get off on having control over people.

Of course we know that they don’t believe in or follow any of these rules themselves, which Charlie Baker rubbed in everyone’s faces on Monday when he went to a golf tournament with his CFO friends.

The next day he went to the Woo Sox first ever home game in Worcester and was taking selfies with complete strangers while not wearing a mask.


So were Red Sox owner Tom Werner and President Sam Kennedy.

If a 3 year old at Fenway Park took a picture like that with their Dad they’d be thrown out of the stadium.

Meanwhile my 6 year old is playing soccer on Saturday mornings with a mask on, struggling to breath, while parents stand on the sidelines far away from other parents with masks on too. If you don’t your kids don’t get to play soccer.

This is how kids run high school track in Massachusetts.

A girl in Oregon collapsed at the finish line while breaking a school record in the 800 meters because she couldn’t breath due to the face diaper that was covering her mouth and preventing her from taking in oxygen. Eventually a kid will die from this, even though no children in this state have died from COVID, and none ever will.

But the tyrant piece of shit running the state and forcing them to do this is walking around with his rich friends and complete strangers taking selfies at baseball games.

At this point if you’re still wearing a mask there’s no hope for you. You are a fucking IDIOT, who has been lied to and abused by the government, you see them flaunting the rules in your face, and yet you continue to abide by the rules anyway.

Stop wearing masks. It ends when we decide it ends.



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49 Comment(s)
  • Hu Fartted
    Stu Pitt
    May 16, 2021 at 10:57 am

    I stopped believing these totalitarians after that midget Polito got caught at her family’s graduation party last June. Anyone still listening to these frauds clearly are incapable of critical thinking.

  • How’s your son???‍
    May 15, 2021 at 12:43 am

    How’s his Touchy Feeley son doin?

  • Laurie McGuiness
    May 14, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    Aidan Turd boy u suck

  • Kinda simple.
    May 14, 2021 at 9:59 am

    Because they are fully vaccinated.
    Kids aren’t.
    You’re dumb.

    • Krispen Wah
      May 14, 2021 at 10:43 am

      You like masks on 3 year olds?
      Show me the science you fucking retard.

      Back to your tik toks hefty liberal.

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Fartted
      May 16, 2021 at 9:35 am

      So why was every vaccinated member of congress was wearing a mask during the pathetic SOTU? It’s called pandemic theater and it’s designed to keep the peasants in a state of fear.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's face diaper company
    May 14, 2021 at 8:29 am

    Sports mask tyranny in MA is NOT in our kids best interest. It’s just junk science used by socialists to control people. Parents must voice opinion and oppose this TOGETHER !!! Speak out TOGETHER !!!

  • Representative McGovern
    May 14, 2021 at 7:58 am

    This website blows. Aidan is a bigger attention whore than the Kardashians, except they have admirers. Everyone hate TurtleCuck. A failure at everything.

  • dale woodman
    woo sox
    May 13, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    worcester red sox .com

    • Lone Ranger
      May 13, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      Baseball’s for fags, buy a gun.

  • Judge Dread
    May 13, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    Everyone needs to back off Charlie Baker. That guy is doing fantastic job. John Henry is a role model for you men out there. You right wing buttmunches need too steep off before I get serious on this board. I know I said I’d stay away for a bit, but I had to speak up against all the Q-tard comments here.

    • Laurie McGuiness
      May 13, 2021 at 10:13 pm

      You are right a bunch of Neanderthal Qtards here. No brains. Just a bunch of bleach drinking morons

      • Judge Dread
        May 14, 2021 at 8:12 am

        Thanks Lizzie, it’s nice to know there other people on the board who live in reality.

    • Yeah Dread. You asked if Daddy liked it. He did when you took it all the way in. All the way in faggot!
      May 13, 2021 at 11:05 pm

      Judge dread is a fucking pussy who smoked a guys a cigar in the South Bay holding cell.

      • Judge Dread
        May 14, 2021 at 8:11 am

        The Jokes on you, I like dicks.

  • bigdaddy
    Dr Suess
    May 13, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    I will not wear it on my facer
    I will not wear it anyplace
    I will not wear it on my chin
    I will not wear it to get in
    please do not ask
    I will not wear a fucking mask

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    May 13, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    The law prohibits discrimination based on age, sex, creed, religion etc., but apparently encourages discrimination based on vaccination status.

    • randiguy2006
      May 14, 2021 at 10:00 am

      As it should.

  • A Young Man Who Knows Things
    May 13, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Since day one I have not worn a mask or a “face covering”! not in a store, not at work, not in a restaurant, not out walking around, not in my vehicle or in my vehicle alone.
    Sure, I have gotten dirty looks and the death stare. when the dirty looks were seen by the folds of others masks or the death stare, or both. I would politley Impolitely tell that person to fuck right off and ask them if they had a problem. if in fact they had a problem, mind you, no one did. I would have suggested that we could take to the side and resolve it. No one has actually said a fucking thing about it. Not to my face and if it was under their breath or behind my back, I did not hear it what so ever, as if I did, I would have said nothing and just punched them straight in the mouth!

    This does not make me a hardo! What it makes me is a young man who has common sense and a young man who is not a baaaahhh sheep and one who does not put up with shit or abuse from anyone at any time ever!

    This is why some people have said shit to others. Its because they have never been punched in the mouth or have never been in fear of being punched in the mouth. Being said, the people I have seen who have been abused have been woman or elderly people.
    Those two groups are targets of abuse from these maskholes because mostly they can not or will not stand up for them selves. That’s why it is our duty to call out this bullshit and punch these idiots in the mouth. If a lot more people where like my self and a few others. these people wouldn’t say fuck all to anyone! That’s why every lefty should be punched in the mouth, some more than once, just for general purpose!

    Actually now that I think about it. there was a night last February 2020 that I crossed the street and didn’t see some idiot middle aged dude fly around the corner. He did yell out the window of his very nice & new SUV and asked if I was retarded. I thought it was because I was crossing the street and he thought he was going to hit me even though I was no where near him. I also wondered if it was because I was not wearing a mask while walking alone in the dark after the snow had just cleansed all the ronaaids that supposedly falls from and fills the sky. Either way, I had a split second decision to make. Was I going to just continue on my way, or was I going to pick up this nice baseball sized rock on the ground and pelt it at his SUV then ask him, are you retarded?

    Well I did what any self respectful young man would do if faced with that situation.
    I picked up that nice baseball sized rock and pelted it at his SUV, than i asked him, are you retarded? He looked to be in shock and I dont think he liked the huge dent in the drivers side door because he suddenly had nothing to say and sped off. I honestly bet hes one of those people who walk around acting like nothing will ever happen to him. I also bet hes a huge bully who runs his mouth to everyone thinking no one will do anything about it. Let’s not kidd here, that dude has always been emboldened to say stupid shit because no one has ever said or done anything back to him.

    Not even a minute later the police drove by, so I did what any respectful young man would do, I gave a smile and a wave as I always do! Maybe that 500 or 1,000 dollar insurance deductible will remind that guy of what consequences he could face yelling stupid shit out the window at another person.

    You see, I’m not a young man who starts problems with people but I’m also not a young man who allows people to start problems with me either. Are there people out there bigger and badder than me, you bet your ass there is. However I dont care how big and bad you are or you think you are, you’re not going to do anything to intimidate, bully, berate, or a abuse me or anyone I am with. I will stand for what I believe in even if I fall for it (have not fallen yet) If you do not stand for anything you will fall for everything!

    • Ron Jeremy
      May 13, 2021 at 5:05 pm

      And yet all you managed to do is whine like an impotent bitch…..

      • Laurie McGuiness
        May 13, 2021 at 6:07 pm

        Tuttle boy is racist, conspiracy theorist prick. Drowning in turtle soup and lies. Btw. My mask will be staying on

    • WTF
      May 13, 2021 at 5:13 pm

      Nice job with the suv. I like it.

    • Tommy Toughguy
      May 13, 2021 at 5:33 pm

      As someone who doesn’t give a fuck wether or not people wear or don’t wear masks all I need to know is why would you go onto some random anonymous message board to post some nonsense obvious lie trying to sound like some tough guy, so strange. I’ll take multiple things that never happened for 300 Alex!

      • Just a thot
        May 13, 2021 at 7:41 pm

        I think that person made that post to make you demokkkrats libtards and the rest of you lefty loons aware that if you talk shit to someone for no reason. that there are people out there who might actually not deal with all of your bullying bullshit and loud mouthed shit tactics. You just never know what someone might do when you think you’re safe talking shit in your car! I suggest you drive your car and mind your own business. You never know you might be the one feeling froggy that ends up with a rock being flung into your car when you didnt want to leap!

    • I doubt it.
      May 15, 2021 at 3:34 pm

      I dont believe you. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere and order all your groceries off Instacart, Shipt whatever…. How can you go in a store. Did you go in a store? Without a mask on and not kicked out??? I’ve been told to put it back on or over my nose etc. I dont believe you. Unless you made sure to stay in your house and had people go get stuff for you and work from home… doubt it.

      Do tell how you pulled if off? Your leaving something out of your story. What town you live in? What’s your job? Did you stay home as much as possible?

  • Baker Cheney 2024
    May 13, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    RINO dream ticket

  • WTF
    May 13, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    Bunch of sick motherfuckers, and I don’t mean covid

  • AJ Baker Cover-Up
    May 13, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    Does AJ Baker wear a mask while sexually assaulting strangers on a plane?

    Did the Federal Prosecutor wear a mask while covering up the Sexual assault?

    How does Karen Polito wear a mask on her giant ugly nose ?

    Charlie Baker is a Cuckold pussy

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 13, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    Sam Kennedy is a raving faggot.

  • Clem cadidlehopper
    May 13, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Listen and listen well all you stupid fucks,elected officials do not give a rats ass about you.your all like sheep that need to be led,so you all deserve what you get

  • Aidans noose
    May 13, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    Go whine to someone that cares…..

  • Ron Jeremy
    May 13, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    I’m all done with MLB. I’ll never attend an MLB game again. I’m ALL SET with that! Hope the Red Sox lose and lose big…and never win again.

    • Oliver Sutton
      May 13, 2021 at 3:17 pm

      I used to love the Red Sox. But I love my country more.
      Fuck MLB.
      Fuck the Red Sox.
      Fuck John Henry and Tom Werner.
      Fuck all liberal democrats.

    • WTF
      May 13, 2021 at 5:15 pm

      About 10 years ago I just got tired of having time to shave between pitches.
      I don’t miss it.

  • Charlie Parker
    May 13, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    I wonder if Charlie Parker’s drug addicted rapist son AJ wears a mask when he’s out buying Oxys or fondling strange woman in public places

    Fuck this piece of shit

  • Becky
    May 13, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    Great site. I’ve been looking for a site dedicated to writing stories every time they find a picture online of a public figure or a School teacher not wearing a mask in public and complaining about it like my Grandmother would.

    • Sensei
      May 13, 2021 at 3:13 pm

      Becky I’ve got a complaint I’d like you to pass on to your mother if you would

      After she gave me a five dollar blow job she did not put her mask back on as she should have

      She is not following Fauci s guidelines

    • Sensei
      May 13, 2021 at 3:13 pm

      Becky I’ve got a complaint I’d like you to pass on to your mother if you would

      After she gave me a five dollar blow job she did not put her mask back on as she should have

      She is not following Fauci s guidelines

    • hartf811
      2 Beckey
      May 13, 2021 at 3:35 pm

      Welcome home Beckey.
      Now fuck right off, put a bag on your head, stand in the corner and masturbate to your Faucci the faker picture.

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Fartted
      May 16, 2021 at 10:54 am

      Some people just preferred to be lied to because they aren’t mature orbl intelligent enough to handle an process the truth. You sound like the woman who comes home and catches her boyfriend in the sack with her best friend and believes his bullshit about how it never happened before and it was all her friend’s fault.

  • Lord Humongus
    May 13, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    These are dark times for us common folks.

  • observer
    May 13, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    This nothing new, it has happened in the past.
    The Royalty in their castles always played by different rules compared to their peasants.

  • Old Sock-fucker
    May 13, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    I’m so sick of these Leftist freaks I could vomit. What hypocrites. Swine.
    Be not deceived: God is not mocked. Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
    I can’t wait until they collapse from lack of oxygen.

  • Masks
    May 13, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    I will not go quietly into the night! I don’t care what the CDC says, doesn’t say, talks out of their ass. I want to stick around! I want to be needed! I want to be loved!

  • Yellow Jamaica Team tank top
    May 13, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    So what? Aidan wore a mask, to the gym. And everyone in the pics is likely vaccinated.
    Aidan just bitching because he actually has to watch his crotchfruits during the day.
    Get a real job and pay a nanny, you perfect example of an unproductive member of society.

    • FUCK YOU
      May 14, 2021 at 6:50 am

      That’s it exactly. Imagine, a former educator who wouldn’t relish the opportunity to educate his children in the manner he prefers. Always railing against the school curriculum but not wanting to teach his own damn progeny. He’s just tried of them bugging him, like many parents (mostly dads) are. Make it make sense!!

  • Hypocrites
    May 13, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    It’s almost like they want us to get violent

  • Chip Striker
    May 13, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    June 1st….We all go mask free and take our freedom back….Join is!!!!

    Spread the word.

    • Chris Serra
      Pig thief
      May 14, 2021 at 1:21 pm

      Why would I wait another second? It’s all bullshit. I had the CHINA flu & now have antibodies. That’s how it’s supposed to work. If you’re an obese diabetic asthmatic go get the shots. Leave every other healthy person the fuck alone

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