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Redskins Fans Pass Bills Mafia As Most Offensive With Standing Room Romance Felatio

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It’s been generally accepted that Bills Mafia is the most vile, lude, abrasive, and offensive fan base in the NFL. But apparently the Washington Redskins fans have decided to give them a run for their money. The Redskins were getting destroyed at home by the Tampa Bay Bucs on Sunday, before Kirk Cousins led them on a masterful second half comeback. But it turns out this was not the only comeback going on in the stadium:

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Oh for fuck’s sake. That’s not appropriate!!! Turtleboy Sports is a family blog!! Wait a minute, is that Josh Duggar????

Remember when the biggest PR problem the Redskins had was their “offensive” team name? LOL. Looks like the Patriots aren’t the only team playing with deflated balls. Honestly though, I’m glad we can’t see this lovely woman’s face. From here she looks like the leftovers at the Blarney on a Friday night. With that girth in her arm and full length tattoo she looks like she should be playing left tackle.

The kid who leaked these pictures explained what happened:

This guy in the Taylor jersey and the girl was there with a group of about 6 other people. I’m pretty much sure the girl wasn’t his girlfriend. They were pretty much being inappropriate the whole time. With the guy in the Taylor jersey even going as far as motor boating the woman in front of everyone with her clothes on of course.

Then we noticed the girl stumble to the ground and didn’t get back up. All you saw was head movement from our angle. In the picture you can see his pants lower than normal. It’s stopped when someone came up to them and said get a room. Followed by a lot of laughter from them.

OK then. Well, everyone knows the Redskins suck, so why shouldn’t their fans? The worst part is, they weren’t the only ones:

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How awesome would it be if it were the same girl? Player of the game right there. Apparently she won the coin toss and elected to receive. However, the guy is wearing a RG3 jersey. Shouldn’t he be the one who sucking?

So I guess this is just a thing now in Washington. The strangest part about this is that no one around these slumdog lovers seems the least bit surprised or grossed out by it. Although in the second picture they did a lot better job of hiding the classy young woman. She looks like the wicked witch of the east after the anti-foreclosure team killed her.

The best part about the Redskins is the Bills come to play here later in the season. If you go to that game and you don’t get laid, you might as well just give up on life.

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6 Comment(s)
  • Washington POS
    October 30, 2015 at 9:19 am

    You sometimes take it a bit too far, Turtleboy. Not a story, but do these people (women AND men) have ANY self respect? Pieces of trash.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    October 29, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Well, it was the Bucs playing the Redskins. So you knew going in that it was going to be a massive suckfest.

  • TDF
    October 29, 2015 at 6:45 am

    Looks like the 1st girl ate the 2nd girl….

  • Capt. Bill
    October 29, 2015 at 6:37 am

    Gives anew meaning to ‘deflated balls.’

  • Gronkmonster
    October 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    First girl is about 100 pounds heavier than the second…I can only guess the boys all chipped in for a hooker…Those two are about the only happy Skins fans this year!!

  • Wormtown Refugee
    October 28, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    ….I know the ‘Skins blow, but this is taking it a bit far, eh?

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