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Representative Ratchet Calls Turtleboy Trash On Twitter While Pretending To Be Hoodrat Even Though She Graduated From Wellesley College


Yesterday we published a blog about Upham’s Pizza in Dorchester, after some chick who wanted a free cookie made up a viral lie that a racist employee hurled slurs at her and threw a pizza in her face for no reason. The video from Upham’s showed that her friend spit at the cashier after threatening him, and then SHE threw the pizza in the other cashier’s face, before it was thrown back at her. By that point the damage was done to Upham’s reputation, as woke Twitter spread the lie so many times and began to order food they had no intention of paying for.


But instead of the girl taking the blame for this, State Representative Liz Miranda and Mayor Walsh’s officer set up an intervention, that was completely one sided and ended up with Upham’s being forced to fire the employee who was victimized, and force the rest of the employees to undergo sensitivity training.

I’d never heard of Liz Miranda before, but upon closer inspection this bootleg Rachael Rollins is a real piece of work.

She apparently gets paid to go on Twitter and use her platform to send mobs after constituents who use words she doesn’t approve of.

Wait…..hoodrats is racist now? But hoodrats come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. Either way, why is an elected official sending a mob after some random woman because she doesn’t like her choice of words?

“Let’s make Carly famous.”

But…why? You’re an elected official. You write and vote on legislation. Why are you attacking a woman you don’t know because she said a word you think is racist? (it’s not)

She gangsta though:

“I’d love her to meet this Dot Hoodrat.”

Girl, who are you kidding? Don’t forget – you graduated from Wellesley College, class of 02.

That is the most uppity, expensive, exclusive, white washed college in the country. For crying out loud, Hillary went there!! HILLARY!!! You don’t get to play captain badass on Twitter when your ass went to Wellesley.

Imagine being an elected state representative and still carrying yourself like your average two bit ho on Twitter though? No wonder Dorchester stays a shithole. This is what your elected leaders are spending their time doing – trying to meet up with random Twitter eggs to settle tweet beef.

Well, she got exactly what the girl she defended from Upham’s got – a riled up mob.


Not that it matters, but this clearly violates Twitter’s terms of service because it’s targeted harassment of a private citizen, whose only crime was using a term she arbitrarily decided was “racially coded.” Luckily for her she’s a democrat so Twitter’s terms of service do not apply to her. It’s OK when they form online mobs that go after your job, label you as a racist, and try to cause financial harm to you and your family, because it’s part of being woke. Just don’t tell a journalist to learn code, because then you’re banned for life.

When she’s not doing that she can be found helping quality citizens like my boy 3 Stamp, who’s trying to get gun and drug charges expunged.


Don’t get it twisted – she might be a politician now, but she still “keep it all the way too real.”

Yea girl, she keeps it real on the main streets of Wellesley College. LOL. Seriously, the fact that she’s trying to pull off this persona is amazing.

When the Upham’s thing went down she immediately accused them of being racist, without seeing the video.

And instead of holding the girl accountable for lying, she pressured Upham’s into a mediation, in which they fired the employee and agreed to sensitivity training, and in return the girl who made up lies about them got no punishment whatsoever.

A turtle rider responded to her by linking our blog, and evidently Representative Ratchet didn’t approve.

“I don’t read trash.”

Girl, you are trash.

Oh wait, no you’re not. You just pretend to be trash on Twitter so you can get street cred and people don’t catch onto the fact that you’re a gentrified Wellesley girl. But I see you, and I see through your bullshit, and now everyone else does too.

Stay woke.



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31 Comment(s)
  • Got Your Six
    January 30, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    This constantly crying racism is exhausting. These liberals have destroyed the inner cities and now want to celebrate that? She is a joke and so is Marty Walsh. Instead of teaching people how to interact with one another they punish a person working for a living. Another brilliant play

  • Sausagewallet
    January 30, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Like goes with Like. Birds of a feather. The cream sometimes sinks to the bottom. The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down. *pictures* and *social media opportunities.

  • Sniffer 0f queefs
    January 29, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    When people speak negatively towards people of color/blacks (she’s cape verdean so not sure what she calls herself/it) she/it is the reason why. Although she is educated apparently, she is the equivalent of the fall river gutter muppet because she/it chooses to let that behavior define her/it. She/it is as racist as a nazi in ww2, if she could toss white ppl into an oven she would Every single person who voted for her should be publicly outed and shamed. If your excuse is, if not her then who else? Well a write in vote for daffy duck would suffice.

  • We Wuz Kweenz An’ Sheeit
    January 29, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    I’ll bet all her white classmates thought of her as spunky and boldly outspoken at first, but as the weeks and months rolled on they got sick of her angry, loud and freeloading ways. It probably was new and interesting at first, but when she just got louder, angrier and more aggressive, they no longer saw her as a fun plaything. I’m sure they got sick of constantly picking up the tab, having her “borrow” things from the dorm and listen to her silly, foul mouthed rants. Sound familiar ? Their act gets real old real fast.

  • Duke of Dorchester
    January 29, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    This owner who fired his employee for the crime of getting smacked in the face with a slice of pizza should have taken a page from the book of the produce store owners on the South Shore, who had the courage of their convictions and didn’t cave to SJW’s like pathetic losers.

    • Fruit center customer
      January 29, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      I agree but you have to realize the customer base is very different in the 2 location. One is full of educated, white sjw’s and The other is a bunch of criminals that likely have 9 th grade educations. I would have quit before they fired me then proceeded to the nearest station to file charges. Animals

      • can't fix stupid... education only goes so far
        January 30, 2019 at 5:16 am

        9th grade education… homie please! That would imply they understand Algebra and American History before 2010.

  • Hnmmmm well that didn’t work
    January 29, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Man can you imagine graduating from a prestigious college like Wesley and all you become is a two bit state legislator making 65000 a year……

    Try must be quite disappointed in their affirmative action graduate

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 29, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Let me be clear…. I stand for this young woman of color. Racism ans sexism shall not be tolerated in America.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 29, 2019 at 10:27 am

    I don’t see how two sides benefited here. Someone was assaulted when another party spit at this person and threw a pizza at them. Someone was also threatened with murder, yet nobody was arrested. An employee lost his job. An employer was bullied into caving in because he’s at the mercy of the city’s licensing division and the board of health. You don’t step on a politician’s toes because they will step on you twice as hard.

  • Edward Kennedy
    January 29, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Back in my day, there was still a little Irish in Dorchester.
    I wonder if this corpulent Mexican girl would like a little Irish in her????
    My brothers and I used to calls gal’s like this “broad in the beam”.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 29, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Seem to me she found a way to bring both sides together to work this out. That’s what I like from leaders.

    What did you accomplish?

    You are either part of the solution or part of the problem.

    • Frank Rizzo
      January 29, 2019 at 10:51 am

      Hey Randall, she’s a vile cunt and so are you!

    • Y
      January 29, 2019 at 11:15 am

      Hey Randaalllllllllllllll, STFU/GFY!!!

  • Y
    January 29, 2019 at 9:40 am

    For the love of EVERYTHING Holy, please stop voting D!!!

  • bill fleming
    January 29, 2019 at 8:44 am

    Whats the next battle for the Neiman Marxists. How about a Vietnamese nail salon or a business owned by Koreans ? No they already won that one. How about Starbucks? No they already won that one now Starbucks is overrun by junkies. How about the police?No they already one that one and police officers are getting murdered and have surrendered the inner cities. How about Universities? No they already won that one. How about the invasion of illegals? No they already won that one ?
    Just remember this mess was created by liberal cretins white males and the chickens are coming home to roost.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Marty Walsh
    January 29, 2019 at 8:29 am

    This woman has it made. She can claim both sides its a win win for her. She gets all the privileges of the so called “white privileges” but then can also use the whole I am I still gangsta though and keeps it real. Which also allows her to be a victim whenever she wants. Which will happen today when she hears about this article. I hope that employee that was fired sues the city and the shop owner.

  • Yuck
    January 29, 2019 at 7:43 am

    You can take the hoodrat out of the hood, but it is still a fucking hoodrat.

  • Ungawah
    January 29, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Just give em Dorchester, Mattapan, and Roxbury. Let them drive all the businesses out so it turns into wasteland. Then the Apes will turn on each other. With any luck they will eat Marty along with everything else. Just like in the jungle. Survival of the fittest. Nothing but bananas and coconuts to eat… Right up their alley! Fuckin savages

  • King Hoodrat
    January 29, 2019 at 7:11 am

    You gots anymore o’ ‘ dem expungements? Axin’ fo’ a bro.

  • White Privilage Bob
    January 29, 2019 at 6:31 am

    From the district that brought you Carlos Henriquez, another all star legislator

  • Independent Thinker
    January 29, 2019 at 6:16 am

    I guess you can take the girl out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of the girl. Now some minimum wage employees are without jobs because they allegedly could have handled the situation better. If you want someone to handle it better, hire a psychologist or an off-duty cop to work there. However, you will have to pay a heck of a lot more than minimum wage, which will mean ZERO profits. It’s also interesting how the mayor got involved in something which should have been a private business disagreement.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    January 29, 2019 at 5:49 am

    So glad we don’t have to watch the Hoodrat Show from our safe little white enclave in the burbs. I embrace my white privilege.

  • Burlando Castile
    January 29, 2019 at 5:45 am

    She must feel good knowing that affirmative action got her into Wellesley because no way would her Mira Merits and inner hoodrat let her get in. Nothing like a pity acceptance into a college. 

    But if we get more of them looking like her and Rollins, I’m going to have to invest in Crestor, Lipitor, and weave. 

  • Hoodrat harry
    January 29, 2019 at 4:28 am

    You can find her instagram wide open at lizonamission, I’d bet she would appreciate any and all comments. Let her know how the people really feel about her!!

    • Y
      January 29, 2019 at 9:35 am


      • Y
        January 29, 2019 at 10:09 am

        Don’t forget to report her Twitter, Instagram, etc. for hate speech…the racist twat deserves to be de-platformed.

      • Y
        January 29, 2019 at 11:36 am

        This fn twat has a BA in African Studies & Urban Studies.
        Thankfully, she didn’t have to pay for Wellesley College (affirmative action*) because she’s not making enough to pay for the degree she received.
        Keep reporting her; it’d be a shame to see her out of work like the gender studies writers from the HuffPost/BuzzFeed.
        *affirmative action…ending discrimination with discrimination.

  • Jelly Belly Brown
    January 29, 2019 at 4:07 am

    She is an accurate representation of her constituency. Bloated, loudmouth and a vile racist… voting for a living, not working for a living.

    Not a Mrs. Huxtable corporate lawyer fantasy here. She is a loathsome woman on her way to type II diabetes, heart disease and scandals around the corner. Within 10 years she will be in a motorized wheel chair or scooter with an oxygen tank. Appearing in court on federal corruption charges and delaying proceedings by passing out due to low skittles and pork-chop levels in her blood stream.

    Next contestant on Jerry Springers “My Baby Daddy is Mad, I am Sleeping With His Sister and Ate all the Cake”

    • A
      January 29, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      Appearing in court on federal corruption charges and delaying proceedings [B] by passing out due to low skittles and pork-chop levels in her blood stream.[b/]


  • Scott
    January 29, 2019 at 2:18 am

    Most black folks stick together at all cost against white people. White liberals are so dumb. If you’re white then you have no chance at being treated fairly by this woman.

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