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Revere DCF Junkie Is An Online Hooker With Bad Yelp Reviews, Dad Defends Video, Grandma Declares War On Everyone 

 

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So we have an update on the story published yesterday about the two junkies driving around with an unrestrained 4 year old crotch fruit, all fucked up, while calling him a fat fucking pig. We discussed it in detail on the live show last night around the 1:18:00 mark with G.I. Turtle and North Shore Turtlebabe.

Three years ago NSTB wrote this blog about a gaggle of Revere junkies and their complicated relationship with some pregnant lesbos who fought in a viral video. After publishing that blog she received an email from Gia Marie Gaeta, the woman seen in the video in the blog yesterday.

As you can see, she was attempting to weaponize Turtleboy to blog about a rival ratchet who nodded off while pregnant at the grocery store.

This happens to us a lot. Ratchets feel better about themselves, and almost convince themselves they’re not really ratchet, if they can put other ratchets down.

Gia is a lovely woman who sometimes threatens to murder other people’s crotch fruits.

She’s got Google trophies galore.

 

 

 

And did I mention she’s also an online hooker who’s profile can be found here

Brace yourself, what you’re about to see isn’t pretty…

Don’t….

say….

I….

didn’t….

warn….

you….

 

Good Lord. If you pay money to put your spam javelin in that crusty crab cavern you deserve to get AIDS.

I don’t know what’s worse, the ass pics, or the foot shots.

Even if you were into the whole foot fetish thing, wouldn’t you want a foot that didn’t look like it just kicked a cinderblock?

These online hooker sites are always super awkward because they come with a reviews section too. Guys actually compare the experience they had spelunking in these junkies’ stench trenches.

“You have to expect these girls get high but she was’t a mess when I saw her. Might repeat.”

That right there is a guy who’s so used to banging drugged out hookers, that a pleasant surprise for him is a chick who’s temporarily sober and doesn’t rob him.

It was universally agreed that these two are complete scum. Pretty much everyone agreed except for this ass clown.

When the only guy who has your back is this chud….

You know you’re a fuck up.

Wait, there was one more person there to defend them – Gina’s grandmother.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is the type of woman you grow up calling a role model when you turn out to be an online hooker.

Speaking of, Mark responded with a series of Facebook posts defending his behavior.

See guys? It was just a joke, and we photoshopped a video somehow. You can all relax now. Sometimes he fucks around with his kid while driving around high, texting, without putting a seatbelt on the kid, and while calling him a “fat fucking pig.” I remember when my old man did that to me when I was 4. Then I’d call him a rusty cunt and we’d go play catch in the backyard. It’s these damn libtards and their PC war on Christmas that’s the real problem here. Seriously, it’s amazing the lengths he’s going to defend himself. Read all of the comments on his Facebook page.

At least the hooker girlfriend was smart enough to take down her social media accounts. You have to be a world class loser to be publicly shamed on Turtleboy for something so horrible, and then use it to plug your Instagram account so people can listen to your shitty rap songs.

I know Mark is allergic to reading, but perhaps he should read books more.

Oh, and for the people asking “where’s the crotch fruit’s mother?”, she’s hardly an improvement.

That poor kid has no shot at life.

Anyway, I’d urge anyone who wants to help this kid to contact DCF. The child at risk hotline is 800-792-5200.

The closes office is in Cambridge, and can be reached at 617-520-8700.

To my knowledge the Revere Police Department is aware of this video and I hope they’re investigating it. The worst part about this story is that the shithead sperm donor doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong, and likely does this all the time. He’ll keep doing it, and every minute this child is in his custody his life is in danger.

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
    January 4, 2020 at 12:43 am

    I bet Gia’s mom was a real firecracker in her day.
    She’s probably still good for a gummer or a simple MTA to drain the nuts.

    .

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 31, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Wow. Such ghetto trash.

    With that said, thanks for the hooker site. Daddy might have a happy ending to the year after all. Wonder what she charges. Maybe we can do a live show where I bust a nut on her face after raw dawging her critter cavern and poop chute.

  • Dizzy
    December 31, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Umm…Hmm… Err
    Yikes… Eek… Ugh‍♀️…
    Really…Ohh…Wow
    Eww…
    So much, to much, way more Junktard than I EVER wanted to see!
    Figure it out & who it’s for. I dont think it’s that hard.
    ‍…!
    ,!

  • Johnnie Tree Hunnit
    December 31, 2019 at 1:11 am

    Hypothetical question for that delicious Italian cookie named Gia.
    How many 300’s would it take for you to let someone nut in that fine butt?
    Asking for a friend named Johnnie.

  • Vance Battersby
    December 30, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    The selfie with the loaded fly strips says a lot.

  • Grandma Moses
    December 30, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    Bet shes sniffed a few pickles in her day.

  • Vanilla Ice
    December 30, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Don’t blame me, didn’t know at the time it would end up like this!

  • St. Mary
    December 30, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    A bunch of whores in Revere.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 30, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Thanks for the links! I’ve reached out to gia to see about finally living out my fantasy of fucking a plastic bag of cottage cheese! I’ll let everyone know how it goes.

  • Junkie Mark
    December 30, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Mark needs to do the world a favor and just overdose and die already.

  • John Botched Joke Kerry
    December 30, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    When lil Marky calls his kid a fat pig its a botched joke.
    When lil Marky sucks cock for heroin its a botched blowjob.
    Msrk is a jokester in every aspect of life.

  • Well?
    December 30, 2019 at 10:28 am

    When will you comment on your bloggers leaving? What happened?

    • It's Old News
      December 30, 2019 at 5:15 pm

      1st of all he doesn’t read the comments. He’s said this numerous times. 2nd of all, he’s also said why all the other bloggers except Bristol aren’t writing anymore. You can find both answers on the live show vids from YouTube. Now go away.

  • don
    December 30, 2019 at 9:43 am

    i love the blood stain on the blanket beside her foot. very classy.

    • Captain Trips
      December 30, 2019 at 10:09 am

      Gets aids just from laying on the bed, never mind touching that skank

  • Bobby Murchison
    December 30, 2019 at 9:34 am

    TB, what happened to all your bloggers? Did they jump off the sinking ship?

  • Kosh Naranek
    December 30, 2019 at 9:31 am

    120 pounds? Try 120 kilograms, or more likely, 120 stone…

  • David Burns
    December 30, 2019 at 9:25 am

    She’s known for giving pretty good Lipnickis

  • Is that a toe or a hoof?
    December 30, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Dam Girl! Gia you missed your ride! Sean E. Sanders was looking for a victi… errr companion like you. Scary AF that there are men driving around in vans with chains and cages kidnapping strangers. The kidnap victim in the torture van had betters odds then the kid does.

    A woman was kidnapped at knifepoint in Brookside Sunday afternoon and held against her will in a van until lawmen rescued her after a chase and gunfire.

    The ordeal began at 2:45 p.m. when a citizen notified Brookside police of a kidnapping in progress of a white female on Brookside Coalburg Road, said Brookside police Chief Mike Jones. The suspect was a black male driving a white van, officers were told.

    Two Brookside patrol units spotted the suspect van passing Sharon Heights Baptist Church at which point the suspect rammed a witness’s vehicle. Officers attempted to stop the suspect vehicle, but he fled on Bivins Brookside Road and the chase was on.

    Additional officers responded to assist and were able to block the suspect vehicle on Mt. Olive Rd where they could see an injured woman bleeding from her head being held against her will and forced to the floorboard by the suspect.

    The tactical officers breeched the rear of the van, made entry, rescued the victim and took the suspect into custody.

    Jones identified the suspect Sean E. Sanders of Los Angeles, California. “He has an extensive criminal history involving assault, kidnapping, and narcotics arrests,’’ Jones said. The van was equipped with a cage in the back, wire cages over the windows and had blankets covering the inside preventing anyone from seeing inside. The doors were also chained shut from the inside.

  • Junkie
    December 30, 2019 at 8:58 am

    If take a blow job from the old lady

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 30, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Ugh, Andre the Giant had a more shapely ass

  • Lee Ho
    December 30, 2019 at 8:11 am

    I’d fall in love with my right arm before I’d go near that wildebeest.

    Hee Haw!

  • Real talk
    December 30, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Mark you know everyone in the north end knows you and that gutter muppet are dead junkies you guys walk around like zombies then fall into a straight nod. You get no respect in that neighborhood except from the other junkies, so stop fronting like your an OG from town.

  • I Almost Threw Up
    December 30, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Who the fuck looks at that fat ugly ass and a foot that looks like its on rosie odonnell and says man i want to bang her. SMH

    • Captain Trips
      December 30, 2019 at 10:12 am

      Amazing what some dudes will stick their dick into

  • Parents of Junkie Parents Are Scum Too
    December 30, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Just disgusting junkie trash and as soon as i read the 1st article I wondered what their parents are like for them to become the shitty parents they are. Then TB answered my questions when i saw her role model. Scum breeds scum.

  • Icequeen
    December 30, 2019 at 7:19 am

    DCF has been notified, at least by one person. These people are deplorable and should be sterilized.

  • A man who knows things
    December 30, 2019 at 7:06 am

    You see, everything I said in the first article is true!

  • Yuck
    December 30, 2019 at 5:44 am

    That fucking douchebag looks like he sucks a mean cock. My question is, what kind of fucking skank looked at that homo and decided to open her fucking nasty beaver to him?

    • AJ Alphonse
      December 30, 2019 at 11:42 am

      The drug gobbling kind.

  • I see dumb people... Everywhere
    December 30, 2019 at 5:07 am

    Straight Scum… Poor kid.. No loving respectful parent would ever let that hog beast hooker around their crotch fruit. Nasty.. I need to bleach my eyes…and vomit

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Mark is secretly hoping DCF will take this little future felon so he can focus on his true passions: making music for faggots and taking hot loads to the face from rodrigo and felipe

  • Mark
    December 30, 2019 at 2:50 am

    Lets meet in the ally next to Bova’s Bakery.I will kick the ever living shit out of you.

    • Watch What You Ask For
      December 30, 2019 at 4:42 am

      Dude you’re like a buck 50 soaking wet with rocks in your pockets. You’re nothing but a lame ass, junkie, POS punk who couldn’t kick the shit out of a colostomy bag. You should just shut your mouth and go away before you come across a rider who doesn’t appreciate the shit you do with your kid in the car. Better check yourself.

    • MARK CONTRADO IS A SCUMBAG JUNKIE WHO HAS AIDS
      December 30, 2019 at 8:03 am

      Hey Mark why don’t you and that disease infested junkie go cop a bundle off Diego and do the world and that poor kid a favor and just OD. You’re nothing but a pathetic.excuse for a father, a dirty junkie, a pathetic faggot attempting to rap, and a overall fuckimg loser. Just hang it up bro because you are just a piece of shit junkie and will never be anything more than that

    • A man who knows things
      December 30, 2019 at 10:01 am

      @Mark, kid you are not going to do shit in the alley next to bovas. First off you cant fight at all, you’re a little bitch who’s 3 pounds soaken wet with a gram of dope in your pocket & the dope in your pocket weighs more than you! 2nd, that alleyway is always locked you stupied gutter muppet retard! 3rd, you used to get punked and beat up in the gassy all the time by lil Markey with the deformed arms who is also mentally handicapped! Little Bitch you are!

      Kid, you’re a BITCH & no one likes you! The kids in the north end ran you outta there and that’s why you hang out in eastie and revere! No one likes you in those places either! You have always been trash just like your family and will always be trash! That’s why you almost got thrown over the bunker hill bridge about 6 years ago by the charlestown kids. You thought you were tough running your mouth but you were screaming like the little bitch you are while hanging onto the railing of the bridge for dear life! You are a nothing a no one just a little junkie scum bag!
      You’re an embarrassment to your neighborhood and the respectful and respectable Italians who still live there!

      When I see you I’m going to beat your teeth down your throat! You little junkie Wigga! Kid stop dressing and acting like you’re black, youre white! Pull your pants up and put a belt on because when I see you I’m gonna pants you and beat you up infront of everyone who’s around! I’m going to embarrass and humiliate you like the lil cuck muffin you are, pussy!

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