This is Gabrielle Metcalf from Revere.
She’s a mom who lists her crotch fruit in her profile and refers to him as her “everything,” so the ratchet is likely strong in this one.
She understandably gets set off when people talk shit about her semen demon. But when someone allegedly did that recently she responded by taking it to the next level.
Yikes! That’s some choice language for a Harvard chick!
Most people would apologize, or better yet – deactivate Facebook until the outrage mob found someone else to turn their ire on. Not Guzzlerina though. She double down over, and over, and over again.
“Ill stomp the eggs right out of ur cunt so you’ll never reproduce.”
I can see someone graduated from the Bret Killoran school of Internet. Is that you Mom?
You can say what you want about Sgt Sausage here, but don’t you dare say she’s from Chelsea.
People there are garbage, unlike her.
She swore she wasn’t racist, she just occasionally calls children “n word babies,” and isn’t afraid to do so in a public forum. And to prove how non-racist she is Guzzlerina just kept saying totally non-racist things.
It’s not racist because the guy she’s mad at is the “dictionary definition of a n word.” Because this woman’s face just screams, “dictionary.”
Then suddenly in a plot twist a man came forward and alleged that he “kicks it with her” because she’s a freak and her mans allows other men to “comes to pops all the time.” He also accused her of dabbling in “melonated sausage.”
“If I wanted his melanin sausage I would’ve sat on it.”
That line is going in the ratchet Hall of Fame.
Guzzlerina is also an aspiring model/actress, as many of these creatures are.
Any day now she’s gonna get the call to play the role of “drunk white bitch that Matt Damon used to fuck with before he left Revere.”
She’s got some Google trophies too.
Which might explain why she doesn’t like the popo.
So she’s not blue lives matter or black lives matter. She’s ratchet lives matter.
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103 Comment(s)
Jesus Christ bitch please, for the love of all that is Holy, shut the fuck up!!! Your racist, ignorant, uneducated tirade gives the rest of us a bad name. You’re an assistant manager in the service industry?!?! I wouldn’t let you clean the toilets in my bar you skanked out pig. Do all of us service industry folk a favor and put on that special blue smock with gold lettering because that is all you are worth you tubby, wannabe actress/model, gross cunt.
I don’t care what other people say about other people, it doesn’t bother or trigger me. What really matters is if she still looks like she did in that photo with the red halter and jean shorts.
If she does I’d eat her ass at Macy’s in Downtown Crossing on Thanksgiving while my grandmother was watching
“N” word aside, she brings up a lot of good points. Probably has the guts to say what a lot of us closet warriors wish we could say.
I’ll donate to her Go Fund Me.
It’s like she is two different girls. She looks normal in the beach photo but in the others she looks like she is getting out of rehab. It’s like someone who doesn’t know how to look normal?
So what did they say about her baby?
Don’t fucking cry wolf when you participate in the same ratchet racist shit. Who cares? They are all ratchet in my opinion.
And don’t accuse me of giving a fuck or participating in this. I am a man of God and respect and even a ratchet SJW cant take me to the place of the ratchet because I’m not that.
As my old man told me 40 years ago:
“She’s a walking sperm bank! Just be sure to be the first to donate!”
Gotta be honest: I’d hit it. And then run the fuck out the door faster than Usian Bolt.
Fake name
Fake history
Fake job
Burner phone
Burner email address
Fake physical address
All above checked?
Now how hit it. And hit the road after!
Success!
CT that’s a lot of work for a piece of fat ass and tits that are waist deep.
If I met her on the beach in her Harvard (LOL right) sweatshirt, I’d consider it. The rest of those pics? “I’ve got Triple E’s” and a huge cottage cheese ass?” No thanks.
“Lock yaself in the closet again, there, chief-a-rooney?
Uh huh, uh huh…”
Usain Bolt pre- or post-COVID? The Vegas line depends on such facts.
Thanks Rittenhouse you got two communists kikes and a partridge in a pear tree the blue line is too weak. Jewmerica minus two.
However I will offer, that if I flushed myself like a bad shit, the country would be better off.
-Big Stein
She has a kind chin. The kind that I like to rest my balls on.
There is a photo with her with no makeup. She’s still a looker. With her beliefs, she’s definitely worth a few rolls in the hay!!!!!!
ROLL ROLL ROLL IN DA HAY!!!
“If I wanted his melanin sausage I would’ve sat on it.”
I think she might make a good Geisha Girl instructor.
I’d cock-slap her across the face until she was unconscious.
Who am I fooling – I beat my bishop until I’m unconscious nightly ever since my gerbilling partner left me.
Under new management.
Ewww! She’s got man hands
If you ever wondered what a bleached asshole looked like, she is it.
That made sour juice come out of my front tail
Gabrielle has great tig bitties. She’s a feisty girl who I’m sure is a freak on the springs. Would on a regular basis. Who cares what crap she says? Put a mask on her during, and you won’t hear any of it.
Funny, she uses that term, but I bet she has sex with niggеrs all the time. total hypocrite
The N-word… unedited
WHAT HAPPENED???
It hit it… With a baseball bat in the fucking teeth.
CLASSIC Spic Tormentor. great to see you back to your old self buddy.
Get a room, Nancy.
^^^ Fake
^^^ faggot with no life
Wahhhhh!!! My user name! Dude, you take yourself way too serious. No one would stop reading this blog if you stopped posting. You’re taking time of your day to defend your turtle boy user name and I need to get a life? I’m taking your username now permanently.
Not true at all. I think a lot of us look forward to the witty and sarcastic comments, especially from him and ST. They make this site what it is. Without the comment section me and many others wouldn’t visit as much, and without hilarious people like them I doubt I would visit at all.
Another weekend night of obsessing over me. I’m sure your inflatable girlfriend is jealous of all the attention you’ve been giving me.
In all seriousness, you’d improve her money making skills by removing her teeth
Brussel Sprouts.
I hate Brussel Sprouts.
Yeah, well…she brings a word search book to the beach, sooooo…brains AND beauty, okay?
So suck on THAT, haters!!
Fuckiiiiiin’……
LMAO
A Harvard sweatshirt. How can you not like a broad with such a developed sense of irony
That is all.
Good day.
That is all
Good day!
How DARE you.
She’s got my vote for Governor. She’d bundle Charlie Parker in a heartbeat.
I fuck this freak all the time. She is a wild broad in the sack. I dont think she’s all that bad just tired of the double standard blm liberal bullshit.
I have pics and videos and have a link to her only fans lmk
Although, I bet you do fuck freaks, I find that part of your comment credible.
If by freaks, you mean his right hand lathered with dollar store vagina lotion, than yes, you are correct
She’s pretty hot. Those tits play.
This lioness looks ready to deal with the hyenas
She needs to be careful with those earrings. Bet it hurts like a motherfucker when her ankles get caught in them.
Assistant Manager in Hospitality?
Is that what they call Backpage hookers or wherever they advertise these days?
Gotta be honest. I like her attitude and would buy her dinner at Applebee’s and/or some party favors.
CHICAGO (WLS) — Weekend violence continues to claim victims across Chicago.
As of noon Saturday, 14 primates have been shot, four fatally, according to Chicago police.
A 28.5 percent kill rate.
Not optimal but certainly better than previous previous weekends.
Kenosha shooting indpired boons to aim better.
I might as well do sports too:
Two years ago, the Bruins started the second round with a win over the Lightning. They were then drop-kicked out of the playoffs in four straight games.
To the dismay of Black-and-Gold backers, the same result is 60 minutes away.
Lacking discipline and precision in their attack, Boston suffered a 3-1 loss to Tampa Bay on Saturday afternoon in Game 4 of this second-round series, and now stands three periods from the offseason.
Jake DeBrusk scored the only goal for the Bruins with 12:56 to go, but there were no furious final few minutes after that third-period tally. Game 5 is at 7 p.m. on Monday. It could be their last stand.
Who are you? GBG??
BA (Burial Average) has improved to 5 for 14, a magical .357!
Nice!
I went 3 for 3.
357 the most powerful hand gun.
The question is do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
.44 magnum dipshit. Get your quotes right.
Her logic is flawless. I commend her on her use of critical thinking skills and laying out points of consensus in her delivery of her response. In addition, tits.
something something mexicans and goya. and something about her stinky vagina. now quick, give me upvotes.
I bet when the makeup comes off you’re stuck with Marty Feldman. Lies. All lies.
HumminaHumminaHumminaGiggityHummina!!!!!!
I SO want to bang this chick! I really want to give her a Hot Beef Injection and blow a hot one in her…so bad!!
I like this woman! Somebody take a picture a white woman under 40 who opposes BLM, fucking nice! Gabrielle Metcalf is awesome and tougher than most of the men. Her body is full figured, boobs for days and a sexy face. To top it off she instinctively knows SJW and darkies are full of shit. Conning weak crackers into kneeling down, paying cash or sucking dick.
Her father and mother must be good people. Gabrielle I have a large suburban home in a good school district with lots of room for you and your child, big yard. Allowance, college fund, savings, SUV. Come on down baby. I didn’t think they made them like you anymore.
Go get your thirsty ass, back in the basement!!! This ain’t Christian Mingle!!!
^^^^ Another self described “thirsty” basement bottom boy.
I’m sure her idea of the perfect man is a guy who spends his Saturday afternoons in the Turtleboy comments section.
Are you sure you’ll be able to fit her in with all the other girls that are chasing after you Romeo?
You definitely don’t sound like a guy who’s perfect date involves duct tape a musty old rag and a bottle of chloroform.
You are describing yourself.
I agree whole heartedly and would also allow her to roam my large suburban home.
In the words of A$AP Rocky, “I love bad bitches that’s my mothafuckin problem”
She is gross
Yeah no. This bitch is the American dream.
Absolutely would.
Without a doubt.
As a matter of fact
Gunna fap right now actually
Stay up Gabrielle Metcalf
She does make some relevant points.
Hah the quintessential Revere white trash leading a dead end life talkin smack on Facebook. How many dozens of greaseball dicks do you suppose have met up with those duck lips, no doubt she lost count long ago, probably still while at RHS. What’s up with the “Harvard” gear?? Maybe she bussed tables in the cafeteria early in her “hospitality” career?
Would.
Don’t care what anyone says. This chick is fucking hot. Nice tits. Great ass. Pretty smile. If she let me I’d totally fuck this milf. Mmm hot. And she is right about BLM being fucked up.
Minorities are fucking disgusting and gross….change my mind.
In 50 years, your grand semen demons will be minority. Can’t be on top forever
BLM, don’t you have better things to do than to troll here like ya’ know, rioting?
Not big news, she’s just an idiot who shoots her mouth off.
In 50 years America will be a third world broke shithole and you will still be bottom of tbe barrel. The problem for you will be not enough whites to support all the freeloading minorities.
This is 100% true, and why We Are Fucked.
A minority majority. Less than 50% majority population. Which leads to a question: Who will be successful? Possibly Asians, Hispanics, and Muslims.
You know who will not?
African Americans
Because BLM holds them down.
Good night
Squire
I would use her for Geisha girl.
She can sit on the sausage in back booth.
I put clothespin on her mouth.
If you’re shocked by what comes out of my mouth, you should see what comes IN my mouth…
I blame Mark Zuckerburg.
RIP KING T’CHAKA
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!
There must be a mistake. I can’t find any Google trophies for Chadwick Boseman. No rapes. No homicides. Nothing. Has the media lost it’s mind???
Skank
Harvard Law (Just Kidding)
Would. It sure beats trying in bang a mentally ill SJW.
Definitely would. She’s feisty. Nice piggy.
Knocked up her breasts could feed a third world country. Impressive..
Sounds like there’s more to this story than what we’re seeing here. She, like many others, may have finally lost it over the endless double standards applied to excuse black misbehavior. Somehow I doubt she’s voting for Monica Cannon-Grant supporter Joe Kennedy, who apparently may lose to Mister Softee.
Would like to put my tallywhacker tweens those ducklips and huge breastitsies!!!
She seems like a real uncooked one. She does have a point about us folks bein rayciss tho.
Why do you call out people who same the same shit as in your comments?
White Privilege
We can’t say what she says on Facebook in these comments. She doesn’t get banned on Facebook. Most of us HAVE been banned from Facebook for much less than she’s guilty of.
And I personally have been banned from being anywhere near children, so I really can’t make any moves, it sucks.
Don’t fret. You just have to reinvent yourself. Go get a Teaching Certificate, or a daycare license. White folks been doing it for years.
Or paint my face black and collect a check
colored people are wicked stupid and lazy
The people in the comments are all chicken-shits. Me included. The people pretending to be racists in the comments aren’t racists. If they were, they’d sign their name to it. They’re trying to be tough. They’re trying to make the followers of TBS look bad. Make the blog look bad.