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Revere Guzzlerina Calls Other People’s Crotch Fruits N Word Babies, Threatens To Stomp Eggs Out Of Woman’s Cunt To Prevent Further Reproduction


This is Gabrielle Metcalf from Revere.


She’s a mom who lists her crotch fruit in her profile and refers to him as her “everything,” so the ratchet is likely strong in this one.

She understandably gets set off when people talk shit about her semen demon. But when someone allegedly did that recently she responded by taking it to the next level.

Yikes! That’s some choice language for a Harvard chick!

Most people would apologize, or better yet – deactivate Facebook until the outrage mob found someone else to turn their ire on. Not Guzzlerina though. She double down over, and over, and over again.

“Ill stomp the eggs right out of ur cunt so you’ll never reproduce.”

I can see someone graduated from the Bret Killoran school of Internet. Is that you Mom?

You can say what you want about Sgt Sausage here, but don’t you dare say she’s from Chelsea.

People there are garbage, unlike her.

She swore she wasn’t racist, she just occasionally calls children “n word babies,” and isn’t afraid to do so in a public forum. And to prove how non-racist she is Guzzlerina just kept saying totally non-racist things.

It’s not racist because the guy she’s mad at is the “dictionary definition of a n word.” Because this woman’s face just screams, “dictionary.”

Then suddenly in a plot twist a man came forward and alleged that he “kicks it with her” because she’s a freak and her mans allows other men to “comes to pops all the time.” He also accused her of dabbling in “melonated sausage.”

“If I wanted his melanin sausage I would’ve sat on it.”

That line is going in the ratchet Hall of Fame.

Guzzlerina is also an aspiring model/actress, as many of these creatures are.

Any day now she’s gonna get the call to play the role of “drunk white bitch that Matt Damon used to fuck with before he left Revere.”

She’s got some Google trophies too.

Which might explain why she doesn’t like the popo.

So she’s not blue lives matter or black lives matter. She’s ratchet lives matter.


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103 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 2, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Jesus Christ bitch please, for the love of all that is Holy, shut the fuck up!!! Your racist, ignorant, uneducated tirade gives the rest of us a bad name. You’re an assistant manager in the service industry?!?! I wouldn’t let you clean the toilets in my bar you skanked out pig. Do all of us service industry folk a favor and put on that special blue smock with gold lettering because that is all you are worth you tubby, wannabe actress/model, gross cunt.

  • Norm
    August 31, 2020 at 11:58 am

    I don’t care what other people say about other people, it doesn’t bother or trigger me. What really matters is if she still looks like she did in that photo with the red halter and jean shorts.

    If she does I’d eat her ass at Macy’s in Downtown Crossing on Thanksgiving while my grandmother was watching

  • WeRFucked
    August 31, 2020 at 6:23 am

    “N” word aside, she brings up a lot of good points. Probably has the guts to say what a lot of us closet warriors wish we could say.

    I’ll donate to her Go Fund Me.

  • Turn right at the fork
    August 31, 2020 at 6:23 am

    It’s like she is two different girls. She looks normal in the beach photo but in the others she looks like she is getting out of rehab. It’s like someone who doesn’t know how to look normal?

  • Hugh Mungy
    August 31, 2020 at 12:18 am

    So what did they say about her baby?
    Don’t fucking cry wolf when you participate in the same ratchet racist shit. Who cares? They are all ratchet in my opinion.

    And don’t accuse me of giving a fuck or participating in this. I am a man of God and respect and even a ratchet SJW cant take me to the place of the ratchet because I’m not that.

  • Captain Trips
    My old man's advice
    August 30, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    As my old man told me 40 years ago:

    “She’s a walking sperm bank! Just be sure to be the first to donate!”

    • honest injun
      August 30, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      Gotta be honest: I’d hit it. And then run the fuck out the door faster than Usian Bolt.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 30, 2020 at 7:45 pm

        Fake name
        Fake history
        Fake job
        Burner phone
        Burner email address
        Fake physical address

        All above checked?

        Now how hit it. And hit the road after!


        • WeRFucked
          August 31, 2020 at 6:29 am

          CT that’s a lot of work for a piece of fat ass and tits that are waist deep.

          If I met her on the beach in her Harvard (LOL right) sweatshirt, I’d consider it. The rest of those pics? “I’ve got Triple E’s” and a huge cottage cheese ass?” No thanks.

          • Cyrano de Balsac
            August 31, 2020 at 7:39 pm

            “Lock yaself in the closet again, there, chief-a-rooney?
            Uh huh, uh huh…”

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 31, 2020 at 9:35 pm

        Usain Bolt pre- or post-COVID? The Vegas line depends on such facts.

  • Jew cook
    August 30, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Thanks Rittenhouse you got two communists kikes and a partridge in a pear tree the blue line is too weak. Jewmerica minus two.

    • Jew cook
      August 30, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      However I will offer, that if I flushed myself like a bad shit, the country would be better off.

      • True Dat!
        August 30, 2020 at 4:24 pm

        -Big Stein

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    August 30, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    She has a kind chin. The kind that I like to rest my balls on.

  • Dough bro
    August 30, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    There is a photo with her with no makeup. She’s still a looker. With her beliefs, she’s definitely worth a few rolls in the hay!!!!!!

    • Inga
      August 30, 2020 at 3:38 pm


  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    August 30, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    “If I wanted his melanin sausage I would’ve sat on it.”

    I think she might make a good Geisha Girl instructor.

  • Hate Women
    August 30, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    I’d cock-slap her across the face until she was unconscious.

    • Hate Women
      August 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      Who am I fooling – I beat my bishop until I’m unconscious nightly ever since my gerbilling partner left me.

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2020 at 11:57 am

    Under new management.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 30, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Ewww! She’s got man hands

  • Gus
    August 30, 2020 at 10:20 am

    If you ever wondered what a bleached asshole looked like, she is it.

  • Judge Dread
    August 30, 2020 at 9:54 am

    That made sour juice come out of my front tail

  • Caravaggio's Old Skin Mags
    August 30, 2020 at 6:14 am

    Gabrielle has great tig bitties. She’s a feisty girl who I’m sure is a freak on the springs. Would on a regular basis. Who cares what crap she says? Put a mask on her during, and you won’t hear any of it.

  • Judge dread
    August 30, 2020 at 1:15 am

    Funny, she uses that term, but I bet she has sex with niggеrs all the time. total hypocrite

    • Tsk Tsk Unc
      August 30, 2020 at 9:40 am

      The N-word… unedited


  • Spic Tormèntòr
    August 30, 2020 at 1:05 am

    It hit it… With a baseball bat in the fucking teeth.

    • Judge dread
      August 30, 2020 at 1:07 am

      CLASSIC Spic Tormentor. great to see you back to your old self buddy.

      • Lady Antecancellum
        August 30, 2020 at 2:00 am

        Get a room, Nancy.

      • Judge dread
        August 30, 2020 at 9:56 am

        ^^^ Fake

        • Judge dread
          August 30, 2020 at 10:07 am

          ^^^ faggot with no life

          • Tails of a pathetic poster
            August 30, 2020 at 10:59 am

            Wahhhhh!!! My user name! Dude, you take yourself way too serious. No one would stop reading this blog if you stopped posting. You’re taking time of your day to defend your turtle boy user name and I need to get a life? I’m taking your username now permanently.

          • Greta Thundberg
            August 30, 2020 at 8:04 pm

            Not true at all. I think a lot of us look forward to the witty and sarcastic comments, especially from him and ST. They make this site what it is. Without the comment section me and many others wouldn’t visit as much, and without hilarious people like them I doubt I would visit at all.

    • Spic Tormentòr
      August 30, 2020 at 9:44 am

      Another weekend night of obsessing over me. I’m sure your inflatable girlfriend is jealous of all the attention you’ve been giving me.

    • Snarky Pete
      August 30, 2020 at 9:53 am

      In all seriousness, you’d improve her money making skills by removing her teeth

  • Stoopid Nigba Response of da Day
    August 30, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Brussel Sprouts.
    I hate Brussel Sprouts.

  • Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Batwiiiings!!!
    August 29, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Yeah, well…she brings a word search book to the beach, sooooo…brains AND beauty, okay?
    So suck on THAT, haters!!


    • I like it when you kiss both sets of lips...ooohh on the TLC tip
      August 30, 2020 at 10:02 am


  • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericanpersonofcolor
    August 29, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    A Harvard sweatshirt. How can you not like a broad with such a developed sense of irony

  • Mike Hunt is faaabulous...
    August 29, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    That is all.

    Good day.

    • Mike Hawk is YUGE
      August 30, 2020 at 9:42 am

      That is all

      Good day!

      • Mike Hunt is faaabulous...
        August 30, 2020 at 11:56 am

        How DARE you.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 29, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    She’s got my vote for Governor. She’d bundle Charlie Parker in a heartbeat.

  • She likes face cum
    August 29, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    I fuck this freak all the time. She is a wild broad in the sack. I dont think she’s all that bad just tired of the double standard blm liberal bullshit.
    I have pics and videos and have a link to her only fans lmk

    • Yeah, right!
      August 29, 2020 at 10:14 pm

      Although, I bet you do fuck freaks, I find that part of your comment credible.

      • Spic Tоrmentor
        August 30, 2020 at 1:20 am

        If by freaks, you mean his right hand lathered with dollar store vagina lotion, than yes, you are correct

  • Sportz
    August 29, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    She’s pretty hot. Those tits play.

  • Marlin Perkins
    August 29, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    This lioness looks ready to deal with the hyenas

  • North of the Border
    August 29, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    She needs to be careful with those earrings. Bet it hurts like a motherfucker when her ankles get caught in them.

  • North of the Border
    August 29, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Assistant Manager in Hospitality?

    Is that what they call Backpage hookers or wherever they advertise these days?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    Gotta be honest. I like her attitude and would buy her dinner at Applebee’s and/or some party favors.

    August 29, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    CHICAGO (WLS) — Weekend violence continues to claim victims across Chicago.

    As of noon Saturday, 14 primates have been shot, four fatally, according to Chicago police.

    A 28.5 percent kill rate.
    Not optimal but certainly better than previous previous weekends.

    Kenosha shooting indpired boons to aim better.

      August 29, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      I might as well do sports too:

      Two years ago, the Bruins started the second round with a win over the Lightning. They were then drop-kicked out of the playoffs in four straight games.

      To the dismay of Black-and-Gold backers, the same result is 60 minutes away.

      Lacking discipline and precision in their attack, Boston suffered a 3-1 loss to Tampa Bay on Saturday afternoon in Game 4 of this second-round series, and now stands three periods from the offseason.

      Jake DeBrusk scored the only goal for the Bruins with 12:56 to go, but there were no furious final few minutes after that third-period tally. Game 5 is at 7 p.m. on Monday. It could be their last stand.

      • Wondering
        August 30, 2020 at 12:52 am

        Who are you? GBG??

    • Sabermetrics
      August 29, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      BA (Burial Average) has improved to 5 for 14, a magical .357!

      • Kyle Rittenhouse
        August 29, 2020 at 11:42 pm

        I went 3 for 3.

      • Clint
        August 29, 2020 at 11:59 pm

        357 the most powerful hand gun.
        The question is do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

        • Arch Stanton
          Dirty Dick Harry
          August 30, 2020 at 3:40 am

          .44 magnum dipshit. Get your quotes right.

  • Spock
    August 29, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Her logic is flawless. I commend her on her use of critical thinking skills and laying out points of consensus in her delivery of her response. In addition, tits.

  • Spic Tormèntòr
    August 29, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    something something mexicans and goya. and something about her stinky vagina. now quick, give me upvotes.

  • Buyer Beware
    August 29, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    I bet when the makeup comes off you’re stuck with Marty Feldman. Lies. All lies.

  • Dough bro
    August 29, 2020 at 4:48 pm


  • Ron Jeremy
    August 29, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    I SO want to bang this chick! I really want to give her a Hot Beef Injection and blow a hot one in her…so bad!!

  • WOULD Hell Yes!
    August 29, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    I like this woman! Somebody take a picture a white woman under 40 who opposes BLM, fucking nice! Gabrielle Metcalf is awesome and tougher than most of the men. Her body is full figured, boobs for days and a sexy face. To top it off she instinctively knows SJW and darkies are full of shit. Conning weak crackers into kneeling down, paying cash or sucking dick.

    Her father and mother must be good people. Gabrielle I have a large suburban home in a good school district with lots of room for you and your child, big yard. Allowance, college fund, savings, SUV. Come on down baby. I didn’t think they made them like you anymore.

    • BBC
      August 29, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      Go get your thirsty ass, back in the basement!!! This ain’t Christian Mingle!!!

      • .....
        August 29, 2020 at 6:27 pm

        ^^^^ Another self described “thirsty” basement bottom boy.

    • Lucky Her
      August 29, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      I’m sure her idea of the perfect man is a guy who spends his Saturday afternoons in the Turtleboy comments section.
      Are you sure you’ll be able to fit her in with all the other girls that are chasing after you Romeo?
      You definitely don’t sound like a guy who’s perfect date involves duct tape a musty old rag and a bottle of chloroform.

      • ....
        August 29, 2020 at 6:25 pm

        You are describing yourself.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      August 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      I agree whole heartedly and would also allow her to roam my large suburban home.

      In the words of A$AP Rocky, “I love bad bitches that’s my mothafuckin problem”

  • Micheal Anthony Caputo
    August 29, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    She is gross

  • Kate peter
    August 29, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Yeah no. This bitch is the American dream.
    Absolutely would.
    Without a doubt.
    As a matter of fact
    Gunna fap right now actually
    Stay up Gabrielle Metcalf

  • Dan Bigelow
    August 29, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    She does make some relevant points.

  • Dick Gozzinya
    August 29, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Hah the quintessential Revere white trash leading a dead end life talkin smack on Facebook. How many dozens of greaseball dicks do you suppose have met up with those duck lips, no doubt she lost count long ago, probably still while at RHS. What’s up with the “Harvard” gear?? Maybe she bussed tables in the cafeteria early in her “hospitality” career?

  • This chick is hot
    August 29, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Don’t care what anyone says. This chick is fucking hot. Nice tits. Great ass. Pretty smile. If she let me I’d totally fuck this milf. Mmm hot. And she is right about BLM being fucked up.

  • Diversity Is Our Greatest Strength
    August 29, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Minorities are fucking disgusting and gross….change my mind.

    • BLM
      August 29, 2020 at 2:42 pm

      In 50 years, your grand semen demons will be minority. Can’t be on top forever

      • Jay
        August 29, 2020 at 6:26 pm

        BLM, don’t you have better things to do than to troll here like ya’ know, rioting?

      • John B
        August 29, 2020 at 8:14 pm

        Not big news, she’s just an idiot who shoots her mouth off.

      • Destroy Me Destroy Your Future
        August 29, 2020 at 8:16 pm

        In 50 years America will be a third world broke shithole and you will still be bottom of tbe barrel. The problem for you will be not enough whites to support all the freeloading minorities.

        • WeRFucked
          August 31, 2020 at 6:39 am

          This is 100% true, and why We Are Fucked.

      • Boe Jiden
        August 29, 2020 at 9:12 pm

        A minority majority. Less than 50% majority population. Which leads to a question: Who will be successful? Possibly Asians, Hispanics, and Muslims.
        You know who will not?
        African Americans
        Because BLM holds them down.
        Good night

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    August 29, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    I would use her for Geisha girl.

    She can sit on the sausage in back booth.

    I put clothespin on her mouth.

  • Gabrielle Metcalf
    August 29, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    If you’re shocked by what comes out of my mouth, you should see what comes IN my mouth…

  • Juggy Cow
    August 29, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I blame Mark Zuckerburg.

  • BLM
    August 29, 2020 at 1:53 pm


    • Snarky Pete
      August 29, 2020 at 6:37 pm

      There must be a mistake. I can’t find any Google trophies for Chadwick Boseman. No rapes. No homicides. Nothing. Has the media lost it’s mind???

  • Boston Irish
    Charlie Parker
    August 29, 2020 at 1:48 pm


  • Boe Jiden
    Brandon Spikes....
    August 29, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Harvard Law (Just Kidding)

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 29, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Would. It sure beats trying in bang a mentally ill SJW.

  • Dee Generate
    August 29, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Definitely would. She’s feisty. Nice piggy.

  • Dick LaBone
    August 29, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    Knocked up her breasts could feed a third world country. Impressive..

  • Missing chapters in this book
    August 29, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Sounds like there’s more to this story than what we’re seeing here. She, like many others, may have finally lost it over the endless double standards applied to excuse black misbehavior. Somehow I doubt she’s voting for Monica Cannon-Grant supporter Joe Kennedy, who apparently may lose to Mister Softee.

  • BBC
    August 29, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Would like to put my tallywhacker tweens those ducklips and huge breastitsies!!!

  • Monica racist cunt
    August 29, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    She seems like a real uncooked one. She does have a point about us folks bein rayciss tho.

  • randiguy2006
    August 29, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Why do you call out people who same the same shit as in your comments?

    • BLM
      August 29, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      White Privilege

    • Truth
      August 29, 2020 at 2:04 pm

      We can’t say what she says on Facebook in these comments. She doesn’t get banned on Facebook. Most of us HAVE been banned from Facebook for much less than she’s guilty of.

      • Truth
        August 29, 2020 at 2:15 pm

        And I personally have been banned from being anywhere near children, so I really can’t make any moves, it sucks.

        • BLM
          August 29, 2020 at 2:28 pm

          Don’t fret. You just have to reinvent yourself. Go get a Teaching Certificate, or a daycare license. White folks been doing it for years.

          • Checkity Check Yo
            August 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm

            Or paint my face black and collect a check

          • Chris Tranos
            August 30, 2020 at 8:40 pm

            colored people are wicked stupid and lazy

    • WeRFucked
      August 31, 2020 at 6:44 am

      The people in the comments are all chicken-shits. Me included. The people pretending to be racists in the comments aren’t racists. If they were, they’d sign their name to it. They’re trying to be tough. They’re trying to make the followers of TBS look bad. Make the blog look bad.

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