Revere Hardo Salami Head Selling Fake Aaron Hernandez Jerseys Goes Apeshit, Threatens People Who Call Him Out, Gets Racist

The Ratchet Radar has been sounding the alarm for Revere each and every day now. North Shore Turtlebabe can hardly keep up!

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Aaron Hernandez is in all the headlines these days, from his indefinite sidelining with a neck injury to his babylove butt-buddy Kyle Kennedy. It’s unsurprising that sheisty gutterslugs would ooze out of the cracks, trying to capitalize on the extensive media coverage. (Since we mentioned Aaron, we’d be remiss if we did not highlight Pat Tillman, a true American Hero. RIP Pat)

Dante Regnetta a fine, upstanding Italian Stallion from Revere, did just that. He dialed up every single yard sale and buy/sell/trade group on the Facebook machine from Point of Pines to Quincy, trying to dump fake Hernandez jerseys for a modest pricetag of $350. Of course, most people are smart enough to know a replica when they see one and can tell who they should or shouldn’t be purchasing shit from, especially with no Certificate of Authenticity.


I just want to ask – is he taking pics in a pillow fort or nah? What’s with the sheet on the ceiling?

The Bulls flat brim cap is a dead giveaway for any reasonable person NOT to meet up with this chudstuffer. This is how you get robbed and shanked behind Bianchi’s on the beach, guy.

This sweet slice of gabagool is your typical garbage, having been arrested a myriad of times




Warrant, warrant, no license, speeding, warrant… Bingo!

So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that when called out on his fake NFL merch, he went ballistic:



“Ayo, I’ll give you my address guy, let’s do this! Hold on, I need someone to hold my Cornicello on a Figaro chain for me and zip up my Adidas track suit.”

And that’s just the first group he got into a fight with. Once he started threatening to knock people’s teeth out, the admins took the post down. So naturally, Dante moved on to bigger, better groups. Of course, he was met with the same jokes about his prized jerseys being garbage, but he learned his lesson from the last group and initially didn’t come on as strong when calling people out


Rickk’s got it right – Dante is a regular ol’ shit for brains. He goes on this ratchetacular, homophobic, racist tangent. But he’s white, buddy, he like’s to help people and he’s not your typical ghetto slimeball! He’s an extraordinary ghetto slimeball. Get it right! Rickk is too busy showing off his 45 year old muskles and flashing his welfare checks to notice, though.


“I’m white, I like to help people, not talk shit on people’s posts because I’m a hater like this black dude Rickk.” But that’s exactly what you’re doing, Dante. You’re putting up these incoherent walls of text and pointing out the most irrelevant thing about anyone – skin color – as if it holds weight for your case of being a ‘good’ person or the fact that you think Rickk is ghetto. You’re a filthy, disgusting racist skagbag and I hope you get the bag beat out of you, guy. Fact.

Rickk points out that Dante has a kid on his profile, and we gotta agree with him. Hope that kid doesn’t have to share the same air with this dude for any extended period of time, and we’re curious as to who would let this fuckknuckle bury his baloney baton in her tuna flap in the first place. But given what we have been seeing out of Revere lately, I guess it’s slim pickins and beggars can’t be choosers.


I’m sorry to tell you, Dante, Jordan brand anything isn’t exactly top of the line shit, especially when you can run down to Wonderland and cop it at Marshall’s, kehd. Also, living in a humble abode in Revere with your ‘paps’ at 36 doesn’t exactly allude to a high-end lifestyle you fucking twat. Rickk takes the high road all throughout and I have to hand it to him, I would have wanted to knock this Kangol-hat-wearing greaseball into next Tuesday.


In comes Jeff Grant, trying to throw a little shade at dingleberry Dante. Of course, he goes on the defensive “but, but, but, HEEEEE started it, waaah” fuck you, you whiney fuck.


Uff, here’s where it gets bad. Rickk notices the dingleberry drops the ‘n’ word, so he calls him out. Revere ain’t hood, he’s got that right. It’s just fucking filthy and cluttered with zombies slumped over smelling their own assholes all day, it’s really not all that dangerous. Then… Dante drops the “n” word in its full form. Nope. Just nope. I have zero fucking tolerance for racist bullshit and this chudstuffer should have his face rearranged for this. I am actually hoping that someone does it so we get another ratchet throwdown video out of Revere.

Dingleberry Dante then has the nerve to say that Rickk pulled a bitch move by calling his fake jerseys out on the Facebook machine… sorry, but attacking someone’s skin color because you literally have one working neuron left in your brain and you can’t come up with something more witty is the DEFINITION of a bitch move. You’re a bitch, Dante. A 36-year-old, washed up, wannabe. Don’t like people talking shit on the FB machine?  Come at me, bro.

PS: Don’t buy jerseys from Dante, they’re fake, and RPD detects already on it.



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15 Comment(s)
  • July 5, 2017 at 7:33 am

    Keep up!

  • June 29, 2017 at 8:22 am

    WTF very funny

  • CakeEGoodness
    April 28, 2017 at 12:27 am

    I dunno… This Rick’s bringing politics (“you voted for Trump; REEEEEEEEEE! U raycissss!!!”) into this flame war was going full retaaaaahd. Both need to meet up & go get a room at a Motel 6 to continue fisting each other. Both seem to have a piece of a wire hanger buried in their brains.

  • Ryan
    April 27, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Hahaha that Anne Frank meme is awesome.

  • Bust him
    April 27, 2017 at 3:41 pm


  • Chris Seith
    April 27, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Sticks and stones arrows knifes guns bombs but nigga will never hurt me unless whitey said then oh well knockout game.

  • April 27, 2017 at 2:18 pm

    If you grew up in Revere or Eastie you know this meathead. Everyone i know blocked him on FB. Surprised he didnt bust out his patented “stooopid libral” defense. Its a shame because he comes from a good family his brothers and his sister are awesome people. Then him, whose beennin and out of hail since his teens. He makes us all look bad.

    • April 29, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      Hey jimmy kahill there u areb.. DIDINT I ALREADY BEAT YA ASS BEFORE LOL .. UMN YUP I DEF DID .. AND THEN THE HILLARY WHINEBAG LIBTARD we have here just mad cuz i called him out again and guess what hima dn his bulldog looking thing or girlfriend whatever she is lol its ok buddy … Once again people talking shit because they mad that i clowned them its ok jimmy man it really is buddy i will always be a punk .. And no for ya info the person who posted this just mad because i he talked shit and u no me i can talk shit with the best of them and didnt like what i said back to him so that means i sell fake jerseys lol hahahah to funny tho .. Its ok buddy eventualy we will bump into eachother again lol on that note have a great day . tell ugly i says heyyyyyyy

  • The Executioner
    April 27, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    Once the Celts eliminate the Bulls, will all of these hoodrats realize what losers they really are? Nope. You know it’s not about the Bulls so much as it is Chicago gang colors. They should change the logo to Chicago Bulls Shit…with the understanding that the cap is riding atop a shit stained skid mark .

    • Hom O Sexual
      April 27, 2017 at 5:19 pm

      The flat brim Bulls hat is all the rage in the gay community. It’s how they “find” each other.

      • Madcow not Rachel
        April 28, 2017 at 9:10 am

        It’s like wearin yer red shoes at The Villages in FL…………..

  • The Executioner
    April 27, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Is that selfie of him pissing into an urinal? Revere Classic, so high class. He’ll calm down a bit once he sells all his pirated NFL gear and goes back to his staple income, selling foodstamps on facebook belonging to his defective progeny.

    April 27, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Why is it that when I read Dante’s text I hear Sylvester Stallone’s voice from Rocky 1. ” hey yo we got a closet Homo ova Here a ova there a we got closet homo’s every where Yo Eh ” North Shore Turtle babe is still the best

  • The Background Heckler
    April 27, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    In the pillow fort photo (WTF???), that a Hells Angels Supporter logo. I don’t ride with them, but if someone showed up at a club event with the Bulls hat shit going on, you can bet his time there would be measured in seconds once everyone stopped laughing long enough to throw him out.

  • Mark D
    April 27, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    I have that same black hoodie with the stars on it. Oh wait no I don’t, because I’m not a complete fucking clown.

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