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This is Revere rapper William “Billy Baggz” Bagnera:
He’s 34 years old and has a long criminal record and a son, so obviously now would be the ideal time to put all his eggs in one basket and go for the hoodrat dream. Clearly this is a man who is destined for success:
He shoots these professionally done videos at places that will display the enormity of his financial success. Like Revere Beach
The Price Chopper parking lot
And random allies in Revere.
Don’t forget about the little people Billy Baggz!
He dodged a bullet 10 years ago when he was falsely accused of stabbing a teenager just days before the real culprit killed a Revere police officer:
Picardi allegedly told police that he witnessed the incident and that it was William “Billy” Bagnera who had stabbed the youths.
However, it turned out that Picardi’s information was a lie. Yet another foreboding situation given what would transpire in the Talbot case just a few days later.
Revere Police immediately put out a warrant for Bagnera – who had a sizable record and a lot of criminal contact with police in the past.
But he still ended up in and out of jail, mostly because he’s got that “disease” that’s been going around that makes you steal from people instead of getting a job and taking care of your kids. But the clink is where he learned how to become a rapper and make really thoughtful and inspirational behind the scenes videos like this:
And based on some of his work, it appears as if this was a wise career move. What with the bitches and the bling bling and all:
So as you can see from the videos, things are going great. Which is why he’s created a donation page for…..”I’m gonna lose my storage, and my music“:
And he’s looking to raise $20,000, even though he seems to have plenty of money to make it rain on Lynn Tech dropouts while pouring champagne on their backsides at the strip club.
What will the money go towards? Well apparently he’s been living out of his truck and his roofing business isn’t going to well due to the fact that it snows in the winter. Naturally then he needs the money so that he can abandon his family while doing unbooked shows up and down the east coast:
Seems like a very worthy cause. Unfortunately it appears as if the donation amounts are not going as planned, and he’s sick and tired of the moochers listening to his rap music for free:
Yea, the numbers must be wrong. Who wouldn’t want to donate their hard earned money to a 34 year old man with the “disease” so that he can go up and down the east coast begging to get into dive bars on open mic night?
Come on y’all, just a buck?!!
You owe him for listening to his free music on Facebook!
He’s taking notes about who’s given to him and who hasn’t. What do you think this is fam, Mass Health?
Donate or STFU seems like a good marketing strategy though….
Nevertheless he has found $450 worth of morons to donate to his hoop dreams.
Some have suggested that as a 34 year old man with a child he should probably just, ya know, get a job, instead of trying to be the next Joyner Lucas. He wasn’t trying to hear that though for 2 reasons, 1) he aspires to be much bigger than Joyner Lucas, and 2) fuck jobs.
Joyner Lucas ain’t got shit on him!
Seriously though, get a job? Billy Baggz ain’t a businessman, he’s a business, man. You don’t get a job when you’re a rap legend. You ARE the job….
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In the meantime he’ll be shooting more videos, looking for more women with no self esteem and no morals who want to star in the next viral hit!
Any turtle riding hoes out there want in? Holler at ya boy!!