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Revere’s Most Famous Crackhead And HTTG Appear To Have Shacked Up In The Most Ill-Advised Move Imaginable, Urge Us To Not “Play Ourselves” While Quite Effectively Playing Themselves

Today’s installment of “ideas so bad they literally melt your brain” is brought to you by two of our most beloved dumpster fires – nearly 40-year-old failed rapper and habitual drug user Billy Bagnera, AKA “Billy Baggz”, and Josh Abrams’ alleged drug mule and latest domestic violence victim – Danielle Bognanno, AKA “Hot Tow Truck Girl”. They’d like you all to know that Billy is so incredibly desperate for a sliver of our time and attention, that he’s willing to completely tank the few remaining shambles of Danielle’s life on Thanksgiving day just for a shout out. Well, hey there Billy!

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That was dumb. If you’re going to take photos portraying yourself as in some sort of unholy ratchet union with Turtleboy’s most infamous credit card thief de jour,  perhaps pick a better backdrop than the casino she has been trespassed from in the midst of an open felony case? Just a thought. Also, maybe don’t refer to yourself as having been “PRETTY FUCKED UP AS YOU CAN TELL !!!!” while the glassy-eyed broad perched awkwardly in between your dirty Nike sneakers has an open DCF case and isn’t allowed any unsupervised contact with her kid. It doesn’t exactly scream “responsible parenting”. But, hey, at least they seem….happy?

 

I imagine a Thanksgiving with the newly assembled “Bagnera family” would look a lot like the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special – except instead of popcorn and jellybeans, it’s crack rocks and suboxone.

Crack cocaine is one hell of a drug, y’all.

But this level of stupidity alone did not suffice for Billy, of course, so he just had to send the evidence straight to our page, too.

 

Christ on a cracker, Billy. You know, it’s not like the police every check up on our blogs to help solve cases or anything.

 

Billy just set Tow Truck girl up worse than Will Turbitt and Anthony Micelli combined. Any bets on how long before the courts get wind of this pre-trial violation?

On the bright side, Baggz did indeed bestow some early Christmas joy on our Turtleriders, who responded with sheer delight to this less than startling revelation.

 

     

 

So at least there’s that. Billy keeps repeating “Don’t ever play yourself” like a cracked-out broken record stuck on stupid, which is great, because he seems entirely oblivious to exactly how hard he and Danielle have, in fact, just “play themselves”. Shacking up with a guy who does shit like this all day at damn-near 40:

 

 


 

Is positively not the right move if you want to get the kid you just lost for the umpteenth time back in your care and custody. Now, maybe they’re together or maybe this was just a troll job so Billy could “re-enter the Turtleboy beef”

 

But good luck proving that negative if that’s the case – Josh Abrams already proved what “friendship” looks like for Danielle. We have no “beef” with you, either, Billy. Let’s be clear. First and foremost because this isn’t a middle school in 1993, so nobody talks like that anymore. And also, you make for spectacular content, enough so that despite your crippling and abject failure to amount to anything of any real value at your advanced age, you mean something to us. Truly. Feel free to stop by and act crazy any time – I personally love it. Just please understand that your literal crackhead antics are going to work out even worse for Danielle than they have for you. Also, please know that “I section 12’d myself at Mass General hospital after I couldn’t find Diego on Methadone Mile, and they discharged me in less than 24 hours”, is not a viable defense to your clearly drug-fueled hi-jinx.

 

All that means is that you’re not homicidal, suicidal, or successfully scoring any drugs from the ER today. It doesn’t make you look stable or good, nor is it going to convince any rational probate judge or social worker that you’re a good choice to be around the child Danielle has already terribly neglected on her own. Two unfit absentee parents don’t combine to make one good one – this isn’t Voltron. We know you’ve been smoking rock, Billy – you’ve inadvertently displayed yourself doing so on the internet, remember?

 

Oh, man. Not a good look.

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple, if that’s what they actually are. This is going to end really well for both of them, I’m sure of it. God bless. I hope the next time we check in with Billy, it’s due to an epic bum fight on Methadone Mile with Josh Abrams for Tow Truck Girl’s affections. Because he sure is gonna be pissed when he gets out.

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17 Comment(s)
  • Reinmakers Records
    November 30, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Billy bagz has it..look for upcoming battle / handicap title belt match for all the marbles @ Encore vs Tony deyung & all talkers Quincy south shore who want it? Revere’$Kingpen ..northshore badboy will not be beaten …2020…is BillyBaggz season..Ya Heard..SBirdAtlantics

  • You know it's true.
    November 30, 2019 at 3:15 am

    Gonna be a hell of a reunion when Josh gets out.
    He and Billy will be doing heads n tails on Danielle while Billy has Josh’s bitchtits in his mouth, sucking like a starving third world baby.
    Win/Win/Win.

  • Puddintaine
    November 29, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Who da fuk posts a pic of crack n a stem on their FB?

  • Peabody Pete
    November 29, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    People, dont’ you know when you are getting played? Danielle and Baggz go way back. They’ve been drug friends for years. See, Baggz doesn’t really get any major ass, not even Danielle. Baggz just likes to impress with drugs and “hang” with hicks, which he then parades around like he’s MC smoothie getting all the ass. Those of us that know him though know he’s just a guy tring to be cool and sharing his drugs. I also know Danielle, not as much, but know her, she wouldn’t fuck him for a brick of junk and a handful of rocks. She will however hang out and joke around and smoke dope with him all day and for weeks. Here’s the thing though, while it is a friendship, again going way back, he’ll flirt like fuck and she’ll playfully give it back in return. And, she isnt in it to just do his drugs, she’ll bring her stash into the fray too. Like I said, they’re friends and have been for years. I think Baggz is just fucking around with turtleboy because he definitely knows this would get there attention. I know they’re both a little rough around the edges, but Boggs and Baggz are actually good people to hang with. And lets face it, how many people in Everett and Revere blow off their kids for their drug habits. They are no different than 25% of the population in those areas. Sad yes, but not unique.

    • Danvers Dan
      November 29, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      Yeah Pete, they may be good people to hang with, but even with that ringing endorsement, I don’t think I would hang with either one of them given the chance. Danielle is an absentee parent/felon/hard core drug user/hotel prostitute/associate of Josh Freaking Abrams, and as far as Billy goes, I don’t know what his problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

      Pass!

  • Our Taxdollars
    November 29, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    What a burden on society these slags are

  • Time For New Security
    November 29, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    So much for casino security doing its job. How was this cum dumpster be allowed back into the casino after her credit card fraud and common nightwalking charges.

    • Disband them
      November 30, 2019 at 10:39 am

      The mass state police are in charge of security for the casinos…..can’t catch people if you don’t show up

  • Dick Scratcher
    November 29, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    Limerick of the day……

    A lovable Turtleboy pairing
    Have found wonderful love that they’re sharing
    It’s the death of romance
    When he pulls off her pants
    And discovers the stench of old herring

    Dick Scrakespeare (aged 455 and a half)

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 29, 2019 at 11:39 am

    I hope those tats that Bitch Tits and Cameltoetruck girl had were temporary…lol I wonder if word has reached him in the pokey, yet? Slug life forevahhhhh!

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 29, 2019 at 11:29 am

    I fucked HTTG for a half a pack of cigarettes and her vagina smelled like the dumpster behind a sushi restaurant.

    Stunk up the entire lobby at the methadone clinic

  • HTTG’s Canker Sore
    November 29, 2019 at 11:13 am

    The real victim(s) here are the Encore chamber maids. May God bless them & give them an immune system stronger than our American Army..

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 29, 2019 at 11:03 am

    It’s not their fault. Encore Casino is a ratchet magnet, an attractive nuisance, if you will. Ratchets are powerless over it’s allure. If you build it, they will come.

    • Teenage Tom Thistle
      November 29, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      So wise Tom. We appreciate your wisdom

  • Dick Scratcher
    November 29, 2019 at 11:02 am

    #PrayForBitchtits

  • Whats that smell?
    November 29, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Holidays are for kids, cops and junkies! Love the saga of HTTG. Gonna shed a tear when she doesn’t come down for breakfast. One.

    • Aska Moe Tishan
      November 30, 2019 at 3:50 am

      When that day does inevitably arrive, I give it a 90% chance that there will be a DNA deposit or two in various parts of her, left post mortem.

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