Rex Ryan Prank Calling Julian Edelman To Ask If He’s Playing QB This Weekend Is The Reason Why Buffalo Is Our Perpetual Bitch

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The Patriots have beaten the Bills 25 of their last 28 appearances, because they are our perpetual bitch. God loves us. God hates Buffalo. Those are just facts. But one of our three losses to them came a couple years ago on the final game of the season when it didn’t matter who won, so we benched Tom Brady. With no Brady this week they legitimately think they’re going to win this game. Probably because their head coach Rex Ryan is the PERFECT fit for the Buffalo Bills. He never wins anything, the Patriots own his brain, and yet he still keeps talking shit. While Bill Belichcik is game planning and coming up with a way to make sure we’re 4-0 going into Tom Brady’s inevitable raping of the Cleveland Browns, Rex Ryan is pretending to be a reporter for the Buffalo News and prank calling Julian Edelman. Real life:

This is why Buffalo can’t have nice things. Because their head coach is more concerned with having the media like him than he is with winning football games. It’s so hilarious…..until we destroy them with whatever scrub quarterback Belichick puts in there. Because we already beat two playoff teams with two different backup QB’s. Beating a team that hasn’t made the playoffs since the 90’s should be significantly easier. Rex could get away with this if he, ya know, won once in a while. But this shit woudln’t fly in New England because fans who are blessed by God demand a winner. We don’t care if our coach is funny. All we care about is winning.


Oh yea, and Edelman’s answer was great when he asked him if he was gonna be playing quarterback this week:

“I’m gonna do whatever the coaches ask me to do. If they ask me to go out and give a glass of water to someone on the sideline, I’m gonna do that.”

See that? That’s why we’re blessed. Because our coach has taught his players how to be professional winners. This is why they took 140 yards in penalties against us last year and we never make mistakes. Because the culture that Belichick has created is the exact opposite that Rex Ryan fosters.


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6 Comment(s)
  • Fatfingr Lou
    September 29, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    Rex is Biff in Back to the Future. He’d suck Belichick’s cock for a job and some relevance

  • Talisman
    September 29, 2016 at 7:48 am

    Please don’t be too hard on old Rex, he can’t help it, it’s bred into him. I’m just glad he hired his brother for the entertainment. That tub o tard razed New Orleans. Together, they will conquer the hot dog stand and the “don’t do this” section of highlight reels.

    GEAUX SAINTS (maybe next year)

  • JoeMomma
    September 29, 2016 at 7:48 am

    Rex is just doing his job…..which is providing comic relief for the rest of the NFL.

  • BobnMic
    September 29, 2016 at 2:12 am

    Clearly Rex is losing it and has been going to back to his wife’s foot fetish thing years back. I don’t care how much of a great defensive minded schemer people says he is – his attitude sucks and not that of a winner or someone hungry to win. He has won nothing. I would not want him anywhere near Patriot Place other than to get his fat ass kicked on whatever team he represents (and I’m sure there will be more) by the Patriots.

    I also been reading that it is just one big party in Buffalo’s locker room and Rex is trying too hard to be one of the players rather than earn respect as a head coach and, “Do your job.”

    • Talisman
      September 29, 2016 at 7:56 am

      The Saints had that same coach in Jim Haslett. Never called anyone out, ever. Post game it was always “well, if we had scored a few more points, we would have won”….no shit.
      I hate Goodell. He successfully ruined the Saints and he’s trying to fuck over the Pats in the same way. I hope y’all go undefeated this time and kick the kneeling dolphins in the nuts for their claim this time.

  • Cis white male
    September 28, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Rex acts like an 8th grader while Bill acts like a 4 time super bowl champion. Professionalism is key. Of course there is time to joke and laugh and be silly… it’s called AFTER you take care of business. What a laughing stock Rex Ryan is…

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