RI State Police Are Searching For This Model Citizen After He Rams Into Multiple Police Cars And A Building, Then Flees On Foot To Avoid Arrest

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From the RI State Police Facebook page:

Apparently, RI State Police were attempting to apprehend D’Ambra in connection with an ongoing investigation when he decided to play bumper cars and then flee from the scene. Classic Cops episode material.

Here’s some pictures from his Facebook page:

It’s unknown what RISP were looking to arrest this fool on, but rumors are it was for soliciting a minor:

Again, unconfirmed.

If you do spot this chudster, call RISP at  401-444-1158.


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2 Comment(s)
  • Hanginpossum
    July 5, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    Looks like Arnold Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter has offspring.

  • Master Phrenologist
    July 5, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Oily peninsulares like this specimen are very prone to criminality.

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