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Ribeye Rhonda Is Back And Has Moved On From Selling Discount Steaks To Memory Cards Possibly Because Her Fridge Broke Again

 

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Last week a Fitchburg woman who goes by the name of Ribeye Rhonda announced to the world that she was selling discount steaks to anyone who needed one, allegedly because her fridge broke.

But then later on when I contacted her she said she could get them whenever I needed one, which seems to imply that she didn’t have them at the time, but could steal one and sell it to you for half price upon request. More than likely if you bought a steak off of her it was sautéed in the fupa juices it was soaked in while she walked out of Market Basket tucked in her honch.

Well, it’s a new week and a new sale for Ribeye Rhonda:

Let me guess Ribeye Rhonda, your fridge broke again?

Everyone who’s been to Canal Street in New York knows they can get “Oakley’s,” “Movado’s” and any other brand name item for ridiculously cheap. But who needs to travel all that distance when you can just follow Ribeye Rhonda on Facebook instead?

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • Rachelle brown
    January 25, 2020 at 7:42 am

    LMAO how sad this is she outta be shame of herself. Well none junky of Fitchburg hunny you need to be going to suck another dick and stop robbing people and stores. This is such a shame you have children sick bitch.

  • Cheesey
    January 22, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    I’d give her a golden shower

  • Father Dimmock
    January 22, 2020 at 9:54 am

    I needa Rolex Submariner 44mm with 904L stainless and black enamel bezel for a hunny. Oh and if you can take your teeth out I’ll take a hummer for ten.

  • Tick, tock meat flaps
    January 22, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Haha, she is pretty much taking a pic of the stolen item in the store’s parking lot!! I seriously can’t wait for this manly lady to get caught. You know her mug shot is going to be hilarious

  • Five finger discount
    January 21, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    You have to wonder whether she also stole the car that’s in the photo of the SanDisk card. If she’s an addict, it’s hard to believe she could own the car and keep it for long.

    TB, for another perspective, you might consider interviewing some random retail store owners/managers about their “shrinkage” problems. They could probably point you in the direction of some unusual stories (gang thievery, addict heists, kleptomaniacal thrill seekers, etc.) that the mainstream media won’t touch, and also provide you with video. Maybe in return offer them wall posters with Rachel Rollins’s mug, for their dart rooms or whatever.

  • Liawatha
    January 21, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    I certainly would love to get some meat. Those prices are remarkable!

    • American girl
      January 22, 2020 at 9:43 am

      You just lost my vote Lizzy, you meat eating MURDERER!!!!!!!!!
      I should have known Bernie is where it’s at when Ben and Jerry’s named a flavor after him. That is usually how I determine my vote.

      • Liawatha
        January 22, 2020 at 12:45 pm

        My people have a long tradition of sustaining ourselves off the flesh off our sacred tatanka. I suspect you are a ignorant racist xenophobe who doesn’t respect anyone’s culture or heritage other than your own. For shame!

  • Captain Trips
    January 21, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Anyone with an unnaturally colored fuckin dippity doo mohawk hairstyle should be handed a shovel, dig their own grave, and get in it.

  • Poundcake
    January 21, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Honch!! Lolol

  • Forensic odontologist
    January 21, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    I’m just wondering if she’s saving any money out for some fucking teeth.

  • Kermit the Frog
    January 21, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Glad to see Facebook aiding criminals by allowing the fencing of stolen property on their platform. But don’t share opinions Cuckerberg doesn’t agree with or you’re banned.

  • nope
    January 21, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    why do chicks like this try to be as unattractive as possible? short opie haircut and stupid color job. I miss the days when fellow lesbians looked like women and not cartoons.

    • Yucky
      January 22, 2020 at 7:57 am

      She really thinks that she looks good. That’s what makes it even more disgusting.

  • Judge dread
    January 21, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    I ate a 22oz ribeye the other day I nicknamed “the enforcer”; looking back I should have bought some stolen meat. I could have saved $8.

    Seriously who steals meat then resells it on FB/CL? Fucking H addicted ratchets.

  • Charles
    January 21, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    I like her.

  • Wilma Flintstone
    January 21, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    She looks like a cartoon character

  • ai
    January 21, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Adult incest going on there? Yuck.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 21, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    That would have been a pretty good deal in 2006

  • Dees nutz
    January 21, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Try again twat waffle. This junkie really needs her fix. Those are $11.50 on amazon. i know what she is selling next! Lets just say hotdog down a disease infested tuna tunnel that has seen more traffic than the Callahan tunnnel ever has!

  • Dick GoZinya
    January 21, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    She sells soiled panties on E Bay too…

  • Shit brick
    January 21, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Slow news day eh?!

  • ANGRY GIANT
    January 21, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    These merchandising skills are exemplary, and it is smart business to avoid Ebay fees, and taxes. Is any Camera equipment available?

  • Hmm...
    January 21, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Why do you hate capitalism?

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 21, 2020 at 2:06 pm

      Selling stolen shit is not capitalism. It’s called being a junkie criminal, Ratchetism.

      • Judge dread
        January 21, 2020 at 4:42 pm

        Yah ST, notice how she took a picture of the retail packing while sitting in her car? 10 to 1 she boosted it at like Staples or some shit. She wastes no time fencing goods.

        • Spic Tormentor
          January 22, 2020 at 7:18 am

          She is all about making room for new inventory asap

  • Fitchburg Follies
    January 21, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Rhonda takes $10.00 brown showers in the Cleghorn area of Fitchburg.

  • North Attleboro one pot cook
    January 21, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    It wont end well for this broad.

  • TOM STEYER
    January 21, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    WHY IS IT THAT ONLY ELITE NFL TEAMS LIKE THE CHIEFS AND 49ERS GET TO PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL. THATS NOT FAIR. IM TOM STEYER. AS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE ALL FOOTBALL TEAMS NOT JUST THE NFL ELITE GET TO ENJOY THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR. THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. THESE ARE THE ISSUES WASHINGTON IS AFRAID TO TACKLE. IM NOT BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO STAND UP TO TRUMP.

    • Dead Horse
      January 21, 2020 at 12:24 pm

      It was funny the first time now you’re just trying too hard. Give it a rest

      • Finally someone said it
        January 22, 2020 at 8:03 am

        THANK YOU !!

    • Russian Breast Release
      January 21, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      You really do not need cap lock to do your schtick. Now when I see
      it I scroll right by it.

      • TOM STEYER
        January 21, 2020 at 9:31 pm

        YOU ARE BULLIES. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS WHITE PRIVILEGE. IM TOM STEYER. WASHINGTON NEEDS AN OUTSIDER WHOS NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO TRUMP. IM TOM STEYER

  • ,
    January 21, 2020 at 11:54 am

    Fluorescent colored hair? Check
    Visible tattoos? Check
    Facial piercings? Check

    Just one of the above three is grounds for being a little off psychologically, but the trifecta? Good luck…

  • Judge dread
    January 21, 2020 at 11:27 am

    USB drive for $25…. sounds like the price of a Mexican oxy.

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