Last week a Fitchburg woman who goes by the name of Ribeye Rhonda announced to the world that she was selling discount steaks to anyone who needed one, allegedly because her fridge broke.
But then later on when I contacted her she said she could get them whenever I needed one, which seems to imply that she didn’t have them at the time, but could steal one and sell it to you for half price upon request. More than likely if you bought a steak off of her it was sautéed in the fupa juices it was soaked in while she walked out of Market Basket tucked in her honch.
Well, it’s a new week and a new sale for Ribeye Rhonda:
Let me guess Ribeye Rhonda, your fridge broke again?
Everyone who’s been to Canal Street in New York knows they can get “Oakley’s,” “Movado’s” and any other brand name item for ridiculously cheap. But who needs to travel all that distance when you can just follow Ribeye Rhonda on Facebook instead?
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