This is Sarah Rockell from Fitchburg.
And she’s got some unusual stuff for sale on a bunch of local Facebook groups.
So, she just bought these steaks, but for some reason is selling them for half price to a stranger on the Internet because she forgot she doesn’t actually need any steaks. Makes sense.
And there’s nothing shady about the fact that Sarah is a Guttemuppet Deluxe and one of the most notorious hookers in the Leominster-Fitchburg metropolitan area. Nor should any of her Google trophies, or the fact that she apparently works at a grocery store make you think twice about where they came from. And all that stuff she’s selling on her Facebook page?
She must’ve bought all that too. After all, her story isn’t over yet.
She’s totally NOT stealing steaks from work and selling them for half price on Facebook, and you can tell because she says she’s clean now and uses a dog filter.
A turtle rider messaged her looking to buy some steaks, and according to her the meat is ALWAYS fresh.
So it’s not just a one time thing. If you want steak, she’s your chick. Just don’t ask where it came from, and don’t try to pay in food stamps, because she knows that trick.
So yea, if you like steak that’s totally NOT stolen from the grocery store she works at, then contact the totally CLEAN former hooker on Facebook and she’ll get you a nice ribeye for half price.
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57 Comment(s)
Did you say steak?
Forget the steaks. Let me get a taste of that roast beef.
Can’t wait to see her in cuffs for stealing meat.
I think we need to find out who her employer is and what local supermarket’s are close to her. She is stealing and should be charged. Nasty pig
Almost guaranteed to be the Market Basket on Water st, or Main st.. I live in town.
This broads got the steak.
But HTTG has got the veal.
You feel me? Yea boi.
Whats…going…on…here?
Would.
Then I would eat a entire steak in front of my kids
and soon to be ex boyfriend.
We hang the steak on a clothesline for a week. Then we scrape off the green stuff. Tenderest meat ever!
Thats a Man Baby!
If her refrigerator is “broke,” then the meat “ain’t fresh.”
Seriously, who would buy meat, or anything else, from her?
Buying meat on the phone was a bad idea even in the 60’s.
I’m waiting to see an ad for a used dildo. ONLY USED ONCE!
LMFAO!
Ya I’m sure those steaks are fresh, she has been sticking them down her pants next to her meat flaps. I wouldn’t touch that package. Never mind attempt to eat that shit!! Nasty
S0o00o, you’re saying the Staphylococcus Aureus is not from the raw meat in the packaging but is from the raw meat in her packaging?
Dog filters and blue hair and boneless steaks.
There should be a play.
No flat-brimmed Bulls hat but we didn’t need it.
I want to see her real smile.
I bet it’s black licorice and candy corn from advanced decaying top to the ragged, nubby bottom.
You can probably taste the halitosis and gangrene in her breath when she speaks.
Mmmmm, so sexy.
I guess candy corn chompette and her pimptastic hubby must be reading this.
Where oh where do you find these fucking clucknuts? They are like a dime a dozen…
She should be tazed and pepper sprayed and locked up. Not for stealing meat. For putting the dollar sign on the right.
Could Susan Powter here get me a deal on Hot Pockets? I’m a man of taste and refinement, but I am tired of BIG GROCERY getting my $2.99 every week.
Susan Powter.
I had forgotten about that brawd but I LOL’ed for real, dawg.
What no hamburger?It’s Tuesday…..
Ya Baby!
“Her” meat is the Hamburger
She must have said she was sorry for involvement in the bank robberies in Leominster, Sutton, and Townsend….
and if you believe that….Edgar Winter skateboarded the entire length of SW Corridor Park with a backpack full of Hennessey and Heroin unscathed.
Butcher Box… should I ever decide to choose a different path in life… that’s gonna be my porn name.
Where do this woman’s crimes rank on Rachel Rollins’s list of no-prosecute offenses? Theft, conversion, fraud, health code violation? This woman may win the Rachel Rollins award of the month for creativity. Can’t wait to attend the ceremony.
AA skipper Cora gone
AA? Is that where you are right now, lushface?
No you Absolute Asshole.
My crew is running a train on your mom.
Absolute Asshole, I’m flattered, thank you!
Make sure your mom has Uber fare for tonight, I don’t want her walking home from West Springfield late at night. I care for that bitch, but not enough to pay for her ride though.
West Springfield is full of filthy spics and spic hookers like your mom. No sane white person goes to filthy spicville.
Keep dreaming beaner you will alwsys be considered bottom of the barrel
Oh, I love it!
“Stesling” “alwsys”
English is my second language, and I still speak it and write better than you!
Don’t buy it! It’s contaminated with Vinegar and Water!!!!
Being a member of a small band of nomadic hunters and gatherers, I’m sure she has an endless supply of meat.
I’ll take a steak but ain’t no way I’m going near her butterfly pork chops.
That was hilarious…. and WTF with that lid, yeesh
I wish I had found that page yesterday.
she looks like one of the aliens from Mars attacks
I’d like to serenade her
It’s not unusual…
Jesus Christ!!!
Ten pounds of fresh and cold rib eye pulled out of her vagina on demand. Don’t mind the stench smell, that’s just the outside packaging. Enjoy!!
I would totally audit that!
Damn, she has the heroin junkie look down to a tee.
The only meat I’d buy from her is that dry drugged up pussy. Rawdawg, as always. Would love to drop a cup of my superior arian baby juice all over her junkie face and zit covered ass.
Arian? As in the the 5th century Arian Heresy?
I thought you d00ds got stamped out.
Or do you mean “Aryan” ?
I wonder what she looks like in the morning when she is getting up and getting ready to take on the day and be a respectable member of society. Do you think her eyebrows are still attached to her face? Or do you think they are all smudged? I guess I’ll never know. Shame really. People like her should be in zoos so we can go watch them in their habitat. Better yet just throw an electric fence around Fitchburg and people can take their kids and throw peanuts at them.
What do you want to guess the color of the teeth are behind those puckered lips?
Yellow, Green, Brown, Black and bits of Red from the bleeding gums and the gashes in her cheeks from abrasions. It’s like getting dragged across a coral reef.
Fucking Yikes, what a visual.
Yeah, I know.
I was having sort of a twisted Bob Ross moment with words.
No happy trees to be found in this one, I’m afraid.
Odd that the date stamp on the steak is recent. I hate when I go out “buy” steaks and my freezer breaks that day.
Get Fucked,
Finn
That’s a good price. Totally worth the salmonella risk.
Franklin was the only black kid in the Peanuts gang and he only came around on holidays for the free meals and always left with all of the silverware.
My regridgerator breaks down everyday. Thats why you will get steaks off the rack fresh everday.
She’s a thief who sells on facefuck. Sounds like a good idea for a fence who thinks big…I will call it eBay.
She looks like the kind of chick that enjoys a good split roast if you know what I mean…probably including two upstanding latino males and a close girlfriend to cheer them on.
Private Pyle.Did your parents have any children who lived?