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Ribeye Rhonda Selling Totally NOT Stolen Steaks From Her Fitchburg Grocery Store Employer On Facebook Yard Sales 


This is Sarah Rockell from Fitchburg.

And she’s got some unusual stuff for sale on a bunch of local Facebook groups.

So, she just bought these steaks, but for some reason is selling them for half price to a stranger on the Internet because she forgot she doesn’t actually need any steaks. Makes sense.

And there’s nothing shady about the fact that Sarah is a Guttemuppet Deluxe and one of the most notorious hookers in the Leominster-Fitchburg metropolitan area. Nor should any of her Google trophies, or the fact that she apparently works at a grocery store make you think twice about where they came from. And all that stuff she’s selling on her Facebook page?

She must’ve bought all that too. After all, her story isn’t over yet.

She’s totally NOT stealing steaks from work and selling them for half price on Facebook, and you can tell because she says she’s clean now and uses a dog filter.

A turtle rider messaged her looking to buy some steaks, and according to her the meat is ALWAYS fresh.

So it’s not just a one time thing. If you want steak, she’s your chick. Just don’t ask where it came from, and don’t try to pay in food stamps, because she knows that trick.


So yea, if you like steak that’s totally NOT stolen from the grocery store she works at, then contact the totally CLEAN former hooker on Facebook and she’ll get you a nice ribeye for half price.



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57 Comment(s)
    January 15, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Did you say steak?

  • Kermit the Frog
    January 15, 2020 at 10:04 am

    Forget the steaks. Let me get a taste of that roast beef.

  • Beef curtains with sharpie eyebrows..
    January 15, 2020 at 10:03 am

    Can’t wait to see her in cuffs for stealing meat.

  • Where does she work. Make the call
    January 15, 2020 at 10:00 am

    I think we need to find out who her employer is and what local supermarket’s are close to her. She is stealing and should be charged. Nasty pig

    • FaggotMcGee
      February 27, 2020 at 3:05 am

      Almost guaranteed to be the Market Basket on Water st, or Main st.. I live in town.

  • Billy Bagz
    January 15, 2020 at 9:54 am

    This broads got the steak.
    But HTTG has got the veal.
    You feel me? Yea boi.


  • Amanda Sawyer
    January 15, 2020 at 9:42 am


    Then I would eat a entire steak in front of my kids
    and soon to be ex boyfriend.

  • Old Brit
    January 15, 2020 at 9:13 am

    We hang the steak on a clothesline for a week. Then we scrape off the green stuff. Tenderest meat ever!

  • Austin
    January 15, 2020 at 7:45 am

    Thats a Man Baby!

  • Independent Thinker
    January 15, 2020 at 6:55 am

    If her refrigerator is “broke,” then the meat “ain’t fresh.”

    Seriously, who would buy meat, or anything else, from her?

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      January 15, 2020 at 9:14 am

      Buying meat on the phone was a bad idea even in the 60’s.

      • Independent Thinker
        January 15, 2020 at 10:47 am

        I’m waiting to see an ad for a used dildo. ONLY USED ONCE!


  • Rotten flesh
    January 15, 2020 at 6:35 am

    Ya I’m sure those steaks are fresh, she has been sticking them down her pants next to her meat flaps. I wouldn’t touch that package. Never mind attempt to eat that shit!! Nasty

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      January 15, 2020 at 11:44 am

      S0o00o, you’re saying the Staphylococcus Aureus is not from the raw meat in the packaging but is from the raw meat in her packaging?

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 15, 2020 at 5:05 am

    Dog filters and blue hair and boneless steaks.

    There should be a play.

    No flat-brimmed Bulls hat but we didn’t need it.

  • When I see you smile...
    January 15, 2020 at 2:41 am

    I want to see her real smile.
    I bet it’s black licorice and candy corn from advanced decaying top to the ragged, nubby bottom.
    You can probably taste the halitosis and gangrene in her breath when she speaks.
    Mmmmm, so sexy.

    • 2 down votes?
      January 16, 2020 at 2:29 am

      I guess candy corn chompette and her pimptastic hubby must be reading this.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Ribeye Ratchet
    January 15, 2020 at 2:31 am

    Where oh where do you find these fucking clucknuts? They are like a dime a dozen…

  • LaDribblin Quimm
    January 14, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    She should be tazed and pepper sprayed and locked up. Not for stealing meat. For putting the dollar sign on the right.

  • ChipChipperson
    January 14, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Could Susan Powter here get me a deal on Hot Pockets? I’m a man of taste and refinement, but I am tired of BIG GROCERY getting my $2.99 every week.

    • Startled Pancake
      January 15, 2020 at 5:07 am

      Susan Powter.

      I had forgotten about that brawd but I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

  • Daniel Crowell
    January 14, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    What no hamburger?It’s Tuesday…..

    • Chickie Charles
      January 18, 2020 at 8:27 am

      Ya Baby!
      “Her” meat is the Hamburger

    January 14, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    She must have said she was sorry for involvement in the bank robberies in Leominster, Sutton, and Townsend….

  • They are not stolen...
    January 14, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    and if you believe that….Edgar Winter skateboarded the entire length of SW Corridor Park with a backpack full of Hennessey and Heroin unscathed.

  • Miss Chris
    January 14, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Butcher Box… should I ever decide to choose a different path in life… that’s gonna be my porn name.

  • Rachel Rollins wanted in aisle 9
    January 14, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Where do this woman’s crimes rank on Rachel Rollins’s list of no-prosecute offenses? Theft, conversion, fraud, health code violation? This woman may win the Rachel Rollins award of the month for creativity. Can’t wait to attend the ceremony.

  • Cheaters Dont Go To The White House
    January 14, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    AA skipper Cora gone

    • AA?
      January 14, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      AA? Is that where you are right now, lushface?

      • Red Sox Fan Club
        January 14, 2020 at 11:15 pm

        No you Absolute Asshole.
        My crew is running a train on your mom.

        • AA?
          January 15, 2020 at 7:14 am

          Absolute Asshole, I’m flattered, thank you!

          Make sure your mom has Uber fare for tonight, I don’t want her walking home from West Springfield late at night. I care for that bitch, but not enough to pay for her ride though.

          • Spic Got Fired For Stesling Whats New
            January 15, 2020 at 9:06 am

            West Springfield is full of filthy spics and spic hookers like your mom. No sane white person goes to filthy spicville.
            Keep dreaming beaner you will alwsys be considered bottom of the barrel

          • AA?
            January 15, 2020 at 10:19 am

            Oh, I love it!

            “Stesling” “alwsys”

            English is my second language, and I still speak it and write better than you!

  • She's a douche.com
    January 14, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Don’t buy it! It’s contaminated with Vinegar and Water!!!!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 14, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    Being a member of a small band of nomadic hunters and gatherers, I’m sure she has an endless supply of meat.

  • Omaha Steaks
    January 14, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    I’ll take a steak but ain’t no way I’m going near her butterfly pork chops.

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 14, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      That was hilarious…. and WTF with that lid, yeesh

  • Meateater
    January 14, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    I wish I had found that page yesterday.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    January 14, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    she looks like one of the aliens from Mars attacks

    • Slim Whitman
      January 14, 2020 at 8:12 pm

      I’d like to serenade her

      • Tom Jones
        January 15, 2020 at 5:09 am

        It’s not unusual…

        Jesus Christ!!!

  • whitey
    January 14, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Ten pounds of fresh and cold rib eye pulled out of her vagina on demand. Don’t mind the stench smell, that’s just the outside packaging. Enjoy!!

  • Joa Orga
    January 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    I would totally audit that!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    January 14, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Damn, she has the heroin junkie look down to a tee.

    The only meat I’d buy from her is that dry drugged up pussy. Rawdawg, as always. Would love to drop a cup of my superior arian baby juice all over her junkie face and zit covered ass.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 15, 2020 at 5:15 am

      Arian? As in the the 5th century Arian Heresy?

      I thought you d00ds got stamped out.

      Or do you mean “Aryan” ?

  • The Fitchburg Zoo
    January 14, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    I wonder what she looks like in the morning when she is getting up and getting ready to take on the day and be a respectable member of society. Do you think her eyebrows are still attached to her face? Or do you think they are all smudged? I guess I’ll never know. Shame really. People like her should be in zoos so we can go watch them in their habitat. Better yet just throw an electric fence around Fitchburg and people can take their kids and throw peanuts at them.

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    January 14, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    What do you want to guess the color of the teeth are behind those puckered lips?

    • My guess
      January 15, 2020 at 3:47 am

      Yellow, Green, Brown, Black and bits of Red from the bleeding gums and the gashes in her cheeks from abrasions. It’s like getting dragged across a coral reef.

      • Corinth Arkadin
        January 15, 2020 at 5:17 am

        Fucking Yikes, what a visual.

        • MG
          January 16, 2020 at 2:37 am

          Yeah, I know.
          I was having sort of a twisted Bob Ross moment with words.
          No happy trees to be found in this one, I’m afraid.

  • Real_Finn
    January 14, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Odd that the date stamp on the steak is recent. I hate when I go out “buy” steaks and my freezer breaks that day.

    Get Fucked,

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    January 14, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    That’s a good price. Totally worth the salmonella risk.

    • Linus Van Pelt
      January 14, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      Franklin was the only black kid in the Peanuts gang and he only came around on holidays for the free meals and always left with all of the silverware.

  • Ghetto logic Nothing Fishy
    January 14, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    My regridgerator breaks down everyday. Thats why you will get steaks off the rack fresh everday.

  • Slow News Day
    January 14, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    She’s a thief who sells on facefuck. Sounds like a good idea for a fence who thinks big…I will call it eBay.

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 14, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    She looks like the kind of chick that enjoys a good split roast if you know what I mean…probably including two upstanding latino males and a close girlfriend to cheer them on.

    • Full Metal Ratchet
      January 15, 2020 at 6:23 am

      Private Pyle.Did your parents have any children who lived?

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