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Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card

Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card

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These GoFundMe’s keep getting better and better. Check this one out:

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A rich chick from Manchester parks the Lexus her Daddy bought her in a handicapped spot, prevents actual handicapped people from parking, and now wants society to pay for her ticket?

Yup. We have officially hit rock bottom. It does not get any lower or more pathetic than this.

Here’s an idea Smashley – get a job. Ya know, like most teenagers do when they buy a car. Oh wait, you didn’t buy anything. You were handed a luxury vehicle. Because your parents have completely failed you, and have raised you to believe that everything is free, and it’s society’s job to bail you out.

Why not tell Mommy and Daddy about how you parked in a handicapped spot and have them cover it? Oh, that’s right. They’ll probably threaten to take away your cell phone for an hour. God forbid. Better jump on the Internet and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of people instead. And that’s exactly what happened, as thousands of people have apparently shared it. But she’s “good”:

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Yup, nothing wrong with that!! And if you dare tell her that what she’s doing is complete guttertrash behavior, then it’s your fault for judging:

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But she’s overcome so much:

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You’re right Ashley, we don’t know you. We just see you voluntarily making yourself Internet famous because you chose to park in a handicapped spot and are Internet panhandling your way out of it instead of accepting responsibility.

Didn’t all you haters get the memo? You’re only allowed to say nice stuff to people on the Internet:

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GoFundMe’s can be a great thing. They’ve raised a lot of money in a short amount of time for some very legitimate causes. But these bullshit GoFundMe’s water them all down and make people less likely to give in general, because they’re gonna be more skeptical of anything associated with GoFundMe in the future. The saddest part is that she’s already raised $125, including $30 from “Coach Greg”:

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Pretty sure Coach Gregg isn’t doing this because he’s charitable. He’s hoping to get a big thank you under the bleachers after school. Just sayin.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Story theft
    March 10, 2017 at 9:15 am

    WRKO has been on this story on their morning talk show. Also, Manchester Union Leader.

  • Gronkmonster
    March 9, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    Me thinks Coach Greg wants to dip a few fingers for that 30 bucks

  • Christine LaFrance McKay
    March 9, 2017 at 10:28 am

    Turtleboy Sports will now pay for the therapy my princess needs for being a leech on the general public. I’m a good Christian and I’ve taught my angel to be a polite beggar. With the help of Att. Vulva, Kevin Lynch and all the other guttermuppets that have had their ratchetry exposed by TBS, I will prevail in the court of law!

    You all should be skuurd (and donate to my babies fund)!!

    (The Caucasian version of Dindu Nuffin)

  • Strata
    March 9, 2017 at 8:34 am

    Ashley, not smart enough to know you exposed yourself as a entitled jerk? Nice going ….. many people know you better now (and think worse of you)

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 8, 2017 at 10:56 pm

    Yet another internet lawsuit incoming lol.

    Christine LaFrance MacRay I reported 2 people for criminal activity on this page, one for telling my child to kill her self and another for prostitution. And for the people on the Turtle boy sports.com we considering a lawsuit for defamation of character.

  • MG
    March 8, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Gotta give this gutterslug a slight break. She’s clearly illiterate because she can’t read Handicapped Parking Only. Her pic shows her standing next to a 1999 or early 2000 Lexus. As for getting a gofundme account. Slight horay she could spell the website name or maybe she had help. This is her crowning moment. If not already in a short time she’ll be another unwed baby factory living on welfare and selling her food stamps to pay for drinks at the local bar. Simply wish this and all the other idiots what they deserve, you can’t ask for more.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    March 8, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    She could easily make double that with one “encounter” on backpage. Come on, earn it girl!

  • Miss Cleo
    March 8, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    I think she’s a”Kuntfund Kelly” in the making.

  • wtatnuckgansta
    March 8, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    I’ll be waiting for Round 2 with Coach Greg. Keep digging at this one. Tharrr be gollllld in them trash hills.

  • Coach Greg
    March 8, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Well worth the $30. Usually she’ll go down for $10, but this time she REALLY needs the scratch.

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 8, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Dumb ass kid.

    Whats worse is she is defending herself against the army that is lighting up her FB page.

  • Snowflakes suck
    March 8, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    I wanna start a Go-Fund-Me to raise money so I can get more Weed. Its the only thing that keeps me from having an SJW smack-a-thon. So all you SJWS better contribute unless you want a smack upside your head. LMAO.

  • paul
    March 8, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    I smell another internet law suit. You hurt her feelings and she is not going to stand for that. After all she has a hyphenated last name and all that other good stuff.

  • Paul Larson
    March 8, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    That is the main problem today. No bullying. No shaming. No responsibility. No accountability. I had to work for everything I ever got. Nothing came free. Work provided. Take this for example. I worked hard to write great letters to the T&G. And I was given a reward for my work. Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

  • before you hit the wall
    March 8, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Where’s the parents, if they know it or not. How did they raise her ?

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 8, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    Oh Bobbie, you here again. You wouldn’t know how to treat a woman. Now if that was me I’d bring her home and ask her if she like to play with my turds, pushed fresh that morning. I’d ply her with cocaine or heroin first so she’d find it harder to resist. Then one thing leads to another and she ends up buried in my backyard. Shallow grave of course. What with my spindly arms I find it hard to wield a shovel for too long.

  • Leave Brittney Alone!
    March 8, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    She suffers from the Disease called Isuckalotis.

  • BobnMic
    March 8, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    When I was a big cheese in the worcester pd I would’ve arrested her on the spot! Of course I would’ve thrown in the obligatory resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. The boys knew I was good for that. She might have offered sex in return for dropping the charges but -YUCK!- no no no, Ewwww. Maybe would’ve take someone up on that offer if it was a nice good-lookin, muscular college wrestler…male obviously…. But a woman? Yick!

  • ZephyrCat
    March 8, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    Wood and firsties!

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