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So I guess the other night on the Golden Globes, comedian Ricky Gervais apparently missed the memo about Bruce Jenner. You are only allowed to mention her/his name if you are kissing her hairy ass and talking about how brave she/he is. Instead he got up there and did what any funny comedian would do = make fun of this obviously funny story, about a 65 year old millionaire dude who killed someone in a car accident, got away with, put on a dress, and got the Arthur Ashe courage award from ESPN:
Addressing the A-list audience he had said: ‘I’m going to be nice tonight. I’ve changed.
‘Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously… now Caitlyn Jenner. What a year she’s had.
‘She became a role model for trans people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn’t do a lot for women drivers, but you can’t have everything, can you?’
Hilarious. Ricky Gervais is the man, and so was Caitlyn Jenner when she killed that person. Seriously though, if you haven’t watched his stand up before, he’s one of the best. No fucks given. The man is the brains behind The Office. He can do no wrong as far as Turtleboy is concerned. He’s also a pretty big liberal, which once again proves that being a liberal and being a PC dooshnozzle are completely separate things. Just because you believe in equality, doesn’t mean you have to walk around with a stick up your ass looking for shit to be offended about.
Any normal person hears what he said and laughs. But we’re in living in 2016 and dooshnozzles think that people need their SJW stamp of approval before delivering jokes:
Re: Ricky Gervais's defence of his Caitlyn Jenner joke. If your joke is about a person's transition, it's probably transphobic.
— Rachel McGrath (@RachelMcGrath) January 12, 2016
So you can literally make fun of any person on earth, unless that person is a 65 year old man who put on a dress and killed someone. Thank you for clarifying that. Because I was wondering what I should and should not laugh at. Here I was laughing at funny things that instinctively made me laugh. Turns out I should by hyper analyzing everything I hear to make sure it passes the SJW test first.
Honest, why play surprised Ricky Gervais was transphobic. Stop faking shock. We are not at a trans tipping point
— Sophia Banks (@sophiaphotos) January 12, 2016
Wait…..wasn’t it a joke about bad women drivers? How is this even “transphobic?”
— All About Trans (@AllAboutTrans) January 11, 2016
You know what makes it even more funny? The fact that butthurts like you think it’s not funny.
Aaaaaaaaand we're right into the transphobic humor. Ung. I really just can't stand Ricky Gervais. #GoldenGlobes
— Billy Flanagan (@waflanagan) January 11, 2016
Hold on a second. Ricky Gervais has white male privilege now? You know what white male privilege is? Winning “woman of the year” when you have a dick. Being exempt from jokes, even after you killed someone, simply because you put on a dress at age 65. But all you PC poopsmoochers were so busy giving him a round of applause and wiping away bullshit tears because of his “bravery,” that you missed the fact that you were really just giving an attention speaking multi-millionaire exactly what he wanted.
HAHAHHAHHAA. Hate crime? I remember when WANDA accused Turtleboy of being a hate crime.
This is what you do now when someone says something raw and real that other people agree with and enjoy, but you’re too butthurt to handle it. You call it a hate crime.
And in all honesty, his joke about Eva Longorio and Trump was even more hilarious and offensive:
Eva Longoria and America Ferrera aren’t just beautiful, talented actresses. They’re also two people who your future president Donald Trump can’t wait to deport.’
Get it? Because they’re Latina.
What Turtleboy and Turtle Riders love about people like Ricky Gervais is that they don’t back down from the fun police terrorists. They fire right back:
Suggesting a joke about Caitlin Jenner is automatically transphobic is like suggesting a joke about Bill Cosby is automatically racist.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 12, 2016
Can't wait for people to start reporting that I offended some people at The Golden Globes. Of course I fucking did. pic.twitter.com/IIIwsKbKVx
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 11, 2016
Better get dressed and offend some humourless cunts I suppose. pic.twitter.com/X4idHHuMMf
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 10, 2016
Don’t like my jokes? Good. If I offended you then I did my job. This is our approach at Turtleboy Sports too. You can be offensive, so long as you’re not being offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive. Then you’re just an asshole. But if you’re speaking the truth, or telling it like it is, or saying something that’s genuinely funny, then keep on keeping on brotha.
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