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Ricky Gervais’ Bruce Jenner Joke And Annihilation Of Those Offended By It Is Exactly What America Needs Right Now

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So I guess the other night on the Golden Globes, comedian Ricky Gervais apparently missed the memo about Bruce Jenner. You are only allowed to mention her/his name if you are kissing her hairy ass and talking about how brave she/he is. Instead he got up there and did what any funny comedian would do = make fun of this obviously funny story, about a 65 year old millionaire dude who killed someone in a car accident, got away with, put on a dress, and got the Arthur Ashe courage award from ESPN:

Addressing the A-list audience he had said: ‘I’m going to be nice tonight. I’ve changed. 

‘Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously… now Caitlyn Jenner. What a year she’s had. 

‘She became a role model for trans people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn’t do a lot for women drivers, but you can’t have everything, can you?’

Hilarious. Ricky Gervais is the man, and so was Caitlyn Jenner when she killed that person. Seriously though, if you haven’t watched his stand up before, he’s one of the best. No fucks given. The man is the brains behind The Office. He can do no wrong as far as Turtleboy is concerned. He’s also a pretty big liberal, which once again proves that being a liberal and being a PC dooshnozzle are completely separate things. Just because you believe in equality, doesn’t mean you have to walk around with a stick up your ass looking for shit to be offended about.

Any normal person hears what he said and laughs. But we’re in living in 2016 and dooshnozzles think that people need their SJW stamp of approval before delivering jokes:

So you can literally make fun of any person on earth, unless that person is a 65 year old man who put on a dress and killed someone. Thank you for clarifying that. Because I was wondering what I should and should not laugh at. Here I was laughing at funny things that instinctively made me laugh. Turns out I should by hyper analyzing everything I hear to make sure it passes the SJW test first.

Wait…..wasn’t it a joke about bad women drivers? How is this even “transphobic?”

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You know what makes it even more funny? The fact that butthurts like you think it’s not funny.

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Hold on a second. Ricky Gervais has white male privilege now? You know what white male privilege is? Winning “woman of the year” when you have a dick. Being exempt from jokes, even after you killed someone, simply because you put on a dress at age 65. But all you PC poopsmoochers were so busy giving him a round of applause and wiping away bullshit tears because of his “bravery,” that you missed the fact that you were really just giving an attention speaking multi-millionaire exactly what he wanted.

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HAHAHHAHHAA. Hate crime? I remember when WANDA accused Turtleboy of being a hate crime.

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This is what you do now when someone says something raw and real that other people agree with and enjoy, but you’re too butthurt to handle it. You call it a hate crime.

And in all honesty, his joke about Eva Longorio and Trump was even more hilarious and offensive:

Eva Longoria and America Ferrera aren’t just beautiful, talented actresses. They’re also two people who your future president Donald Trump can’t wait to deport.’

Get it? Because they’re Latina.

What Turtleboy and Turtle Riders love about people like Ricky Gervais is that they don’t back down from the fun police terrorists. They fire right back:

Don’t like my jokes? Good. If I offended you then I did my job. This is our approach at Turtleboy Sports too. You can be offensive, so long as you’re not being offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive. Then you’re just an asshole. But if you’re speaking the truth, or telling it like it is, or saying something that’s genuinely funny, then keep on keeping on brotha.

 

 

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21 Comment(s)
  • Steven Stover
    January 15, 2016 at 7:54 am

    It is so cold I farted brown snowflakes.

  • Toonces
    January 14, 2016 at 5:25 pm

    If he made fun of muslim hecklers you would be all like “ricky needs to grow a pair – they just want to have a dialog yo!”

  • tim
    January 14, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    America was born in LA and Eva in Texas. Prob doesn’t matter to the joke or to Trump

  • Sandy
    January 14, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Once and for all, a phobia is defined as an irrational fear of something. Making a joke about it doesn’t mean you are irrationally afraid of it. Quite the contrary. I found it funny and noticed how a few celebrities did their best not to laugh. I guess they didn’t want to attacked by the PC police.

  • GoneWest
    January 14, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    A phobia is an irrational fear. I am not afraid of Caitlyn Jenner.

    • Skeptical
      January 15, 2016 at 9:32 am

      Incorrect. Phobia is also defined as an innate aversion to something. Phobia doesn’t have t be just “fear.” I don’t have a fear of snakes, but I sure as Hell don’t like them. Still a phobia.

      • GoneWest
        January 17, 2016 at 10:36 am

        Fucking beat it nerd

        • Skeptical
          January 19, 2016 at 9:48 am

          No, I won’t.

          Maybe you think it is ok to be inaccurate, be logically fallacious, misrepresent things, or downright lie, but I don’t. So I will not let it go unchallenged. Deal with it.

  • Skeptical
    January 14, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    “being a liberal and being a PC dooshnozzle are completely separate things.” So true it is painful.

    And yet not one reader here seems to get that when I point it out. Interesting.

    • Skeptical
      January 14, 2016 at 12:32 pm

      In addition someone like George Carlin was liberal. Still was not in line with BLM types and some of these extremist weirdos conservatives like to try to say is representative of all liberals. Carlin’s point about rape jokes was just as true as Gervais’ points about his jokes.

      But someone will always be offended. I honestly think they like the attention so we should just stop acknowledging them.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      January 14, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Truer words have never been spoken.

      Ricky Gervais is my shit. He’s pro-choice, pro-marriage equality, and anti-hippy liberal douchebaggery.

      • Skeptical
        January 15, 2016 at 9:37 am

        I’m a Carlin or Maher man myself.

        Maher is a skeptic of things like I am, and he doesn’t like empty rhetoric. If you don’t have any data, you just have a shitty opinion. I just get aggravated that everyone associates “liberal” or “democrat” with a stigma of some sort. They’re like any other group, some whackos, and some rational people.

        Maher tore the hippies at Mizzou new ones by the way, for their ridiculous “safe space” bullshit and their complaints over the press being there. You’d like what he had to say I think.

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          January 15, 2016 at 7:28 pm

          I was a Dennis Miller fan until he went full Republican psycho in the wake of 9/11.

  • Worcester Subject
    January 14, 2016 at 11:28 am

    All of Worcester is waiting with bated breath for the coming-out of Edwina Augustus.

    • BobnMic
      January 14, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      I don’t care if he comes out dressed as a donkey! Just plow and sand our streets then you HEY HAW after that all day long!

      • Fillet O Fish
        January 14, 2016 at 8:24 pm

        Sorry. Apparently the decision has been made to NOT plow or salt the streets this winter.

  • Spankster
    January 14, 2016 at 8:39 am

    Check out some of the profiles on these people and you suddenly understand why they have no sense of humor and are so easily offended. Just amazing how one is forced to accept what to them is deviant behavior, and then being called names because they don’t agree with it.

  • Spankster
    January 14, 2016 at 8:39 am

    Check out some of the profiles on these people and you suddenly understand why they have no sense of humor and are so easily offended. Just amazing how one is forced to accept what to them is deviant behavior, and then being called names because they don’t agree with it.

  • President Matt
    President Matt
    January 14, 2016 at 7:37 am

    If you can’t win an argument with facts and logic then unleash you hoard of flying monkeys and fling some feces.

    Always remember we aren’t stuck here with them, these tissue paper skinned SJW are stuck here with US!

  • January 14, 2016 at 4:29 am

    Transphobic?? Was she drivin a trans am or somthin?

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