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RIP Turtleboy Boycott – Support The TBS Sponsors And Freedom

The worst boycott in world history has led to dramatic growth in the Turtleboy Sports Revolution, and we urge you to continue to do business with our sponsors whenever possible. 

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Remember the Turtleboy Sports boycott? Whatever happened with that? Oh yea, it ended because people realized that Turtleboy isn’t popular because it’s a hate blog, it’s popular because it speaks the truth. And local businesses who support freedom and and don’t give in to bullies weren’t deterred by these butthurt turtle haters.

However, it’s really important that you support the Turtleboy Sports sponsors. Without them this blog isn’t possible, and nobody wants to imagine a world without Turtleboy Sports for your morning commute and/or dump. All of them will hook you up if you mention Turtleboy Sports because clearly they would like to know if they’re getting a return on their investment. So if you’re in the market for anything our sponsors are selling we urge you to do business with them rather than their competitors. We promise you won’t be disappointed and we stand by every last one of them.

H-S Trading Firearms

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Located in Auburn on Route, H-S trading is your go to place for all things second amendment. If you’re  looking to buy targets, or firearms, or hunting clothing, or ammo, or pretty much anything, this is your place to go to. Make sure to tell Rich that Turtleboy sent you and he’ll make sure you get a great deal.

Home Warranty Reports

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When you buy a home it usually comes with a whole bunch of appliances. Well what if one of them breaks in the first year? That’s why you get a home warranty. Sometimes your realtor will just buy you one as a house warming gift, and other times sellers will purchase it before hand to add incentive for people to buy the home. Well where are you gonna get the best deal? That why HomeWarrantyReports.org was created – to help you find the best possible value for a home warranty.

 

 

 

Craftech Restoration

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When your home gets flooded or disaster strikes, you want an established company with a solid reputation in the community to have your back. That’s exactly what Craftech Restoration is. They’re a locally-owned property restoration company in Upton, MA. They serve two very important customers: insurance companies/agencies and their policyholders. Whether a homeowner needs to have water extracted from a basement, or an adjuster calls on behalf of a fire-stricken homeowner, we’re here to respond quickly and professionally.

 

Wormtown Brewery

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Are you older than 19 years old? Cool, then you no longer have to drink Natty Light – you can actually enjoy beer for the taste of it instead of using it to as a vehicle to make bad decisions. And one of Worcester’s fastest growing companies is the top provider of craft brews in the region – Wormtown Brewery. You simply won’t find the selection and types of beers offered at Wormtown Brewery anywhere else in Massachusetts. Make sure you tell them Turtleboy sent you.

 

 

Firesafe Chimney Services

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Anyone with a chimney knows they can be a pain in the ass and sometimes they need work. Obviously you want professionals with years of experience to help remove blockages, get a repointing, give you an insurance estimate, or remove that dead raccoon that thought he found a cave. Firesafe Chimney Services is a family owned business out of our favorite town ever – Ware. They service homes from everywhere between Springfield and Worcester. Make sure to call them when you need your chimney cleaned and tell them that Turtleboy sent you.

 

 

The Gun Parlor Range

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Looking to trade in a firearm or buy a new one? Tired of shooting at cans in the woods and looking for a controlled indoor environment to work on your marksmanship? Well the brand new Gun Parlor on Summer Street in Worcester is exactly what you’ve been waiting for. They offer all different types of packages for membership, including one to three year deals, and they offer discounts for military and spouses of members. As usual, make sure to tell them that Turtleboy sent you when you go down.

 

 

Michael Gaffney for Mayor

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Mike isn’t a Worcester insider. He doesn’t have the connections or the influence to get the kind of funding that Jumpin Joe Petty gets. But Worcester needs him more than ever to help take our city back from corrupt politicians and their fantastic friends. Like him on Facebook. Or better yet, message him on Facebook and ask how you can help. He can always use volunteers for stand outs and door to doors. Joe Petty has gotten elected because he has an organized machine behind him. Mike doesn’t have a machine, but he does have the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. Get out there and help him get elected and don’t forget to have your Grandma vote for Gaffney on November 3.

 

 

Julio’s Liquors, Westborough

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Julio’s liquors is like Disney World for adults in Central Massachusetts. It’s the greatest liquor store these eyes have ever seen. Located right on Route 9 in Westboro, the store is gigantic and offers the regions biggest and most diverse supply of gift baskets, cigars, beer, wine, and alcohol. Follow them on Facebook to keep up to date on their non-stop sales and specialties. They also have a radio show on Saturday’s from 11 AM-1 PM on 1510 AM called “It’s the liquor talking.” Make sure to tell them Turtleboy sent you.

 

 

 

JJM Insurance

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This family owned business in Tatnuck Square is a staple of the community. The Marshall family has been this Turtleboy’s agent since he began driving. Insurance companies are a pain in the ass to deal with so it’s important to have someone who knows how to get the most out of them and can get you the best deal possible. Mike Marshall and his father Jim will help you find ways to cut down your monthly payments and decide what you need and what you’re wasting money on. Find these guys at Tatnuck Square and tell them Turtleboy sent you.

 

 

Bennie’s Bar and Grille

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Turtleboy loves this place. It’s a blue collar restaurant and bar located at the corners of East Mountain and West Boylston Street. The food is tremendous and the atmosphere is classic Worcester. Oh yea, and they have free unlimited popcorn and Keno. So basically it’s like the Blarney Stone on steroids. The owners have been riding the turtle for a while, so when you get your next meal there make sure to tell them the turtle sent you.

 

 

Union Tavern

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Located right in the heart of the canal district on Green Street, this is easily the best bar in Worcester. Doesn’t matter what day it is – there will be a lively atmosphere at the Union Tavern. The drinks are cheap, the crowds are fun, and the bartenders are wicked….friendly. They have two bars and an outdoor patio and you can get Turtleboy gear there.

 

 

Pepe’s Restaurant

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Located next to the fire station on Franklin Street, the family owned restaurant has long been a Turtleboy favorite. The building they took over is an old mill with an authentic Worcester feel to it. They have still have the building’s original wooden pillars and brick walls, but have since added a bar, an outdoor patio and have live music with bands all the time. Oh yea, and the food is Italian and it’s delicious. Their pizza is easily one of the best you’ll find in Worcester.

 

 

Smokestack Urban Barbecue

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I shit you not, you will NEVER taste buffalo wings like the one’s you’ll get at Smokestack. Borderline orgasmic. I can’t say enough about the food in this place. When it comes to barbecue food in Worcester, there simply is no competition. They have indoor and outdoor seating and a full bar. When you get your receipt make sure you write, “Turtleboy sent me.” You’ll thank me later.

 

Car Heaven

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I once had a friend with an old Trans Am that he decided to keep on his lawn for what seemed like an eternity. So we started to decorate it for holidays. On Thanksgiving we put a nice harvest spread all over it, and for Christmas we glued Santa to the hood. Apparently once we started gluing dog biscuits to eat the neighbors finally had enough because it became the watering hole for neighborhood dogs. Finally the town of Auburn took it away at his expense. Meanwhile all he had to do to avoid this call up the good folks at Car Heaven who would’ve paid him top dollar to take it off his hands.

 

 

Attorney Michael Erlich

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In life sometimes, shit happens. You have two glasses of wine with dinner and come across a police checkpoint. Next thing you know your life is flashing in front of your eyes. Mike has a solid reputation as one of Worcester’s finest defense attorneys, and constantly updates his Facebook page with stories about checkpoints, his opinion on cases in the news, and testimonials from his clients. I hope you never need his services, but if you do, you’re in good hands.

 

 

North End Motor Sales

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The only thing better than getting a new car is getting $500 knocked off the price. If you present this blog or mention this coupon at North End motors you’ll get just that. If the sticker prices is over $20,000 you get $1,000 off. You can’t beat that. Located on West Boylston Street these guys have been doing business in northern Worcester for decades. They’re constantly getting new inventory for pre-owned cars because at the prices they sell them they move very quickly. If you’re looking to buy a quality used car from a reputable dealer, North End Motor Sales is where you wanna go.

 

Scavone Plumbing

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If you own a home then you know that shit happens with your pipes and heating, especially in the winter. There isn’t a better and more reliable plumber in town than Frank Scavone at Scavone Plumbing and Heating. We’ve been going to him for years. He’ll give you a fair price and get the job done quickly and efficiently. He also offers a bunch of deals for turtle riders – $1000 off high efficiency heating equipment (other rebates apply through Mass Save), $100 off water installations, and $500 off traditional heating systems. All you have to do is mention the ad in Turtleboy Sports.

 

 

 

Attorney Anthony Salerno

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Tony Salerno is a former State Trooper, and as such has an intricate knowledge of the rights of the accused. Ask anyone who’s ever dealt with Tony before – his soothing voice alone makes you feel comfortable and let’s you know you’re in good hands. Sometimes the justice system isn’t fair and that’s why you need a guy like Tony in your corner. He’ll help you navigate through the complicated legal system and make sure you get due process. I know I always keep my Salerno BAC App handy before I ever think about driving. Make sure to tell him Turtleboy sent you if you ever need a good lawyer.

 

 

Smitty’s Tavern

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This place is the most classic Worcester bar in town. It’s a neighborhood joint with some amazing food, located on scenic West Boylston Street. It’s been around forever, and the clientele there is right up Turtleboy’s alley. Try the pastrami sandwich when you go there – it comes highly recommended. We couldn’t be happier to have such an authentic Worcester watering hole and eatery join the TBS Revolution.

Want to have your business advert seen by over 1.2 million people per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook

Click on the image to check out the Turtleboy Store - your one stop shop for all your Turtleboy shopping needs.

Click on the image to check out the Turtleboy Store – your one stop shop for all your Turtleboy shopping needs.

 

 

 

11 Comment(s)
  • who cares
    October 1, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    like a train wreck I had to come back check what comments followed mine, I must say xayxel must be a card carrying Mensa member with such thought provoking writing, yes I am much less intelligent than you, thank you, I’m looking forward to you solving world hunger and world peace! My fingers are crossed MA legalizes marijuana for you. And rj, you certainly have out witted me with your intellect as well, so so tragic if the irony was lost! your such a deep thinker. Oh, and by the way. Don’t forget to wipe yourself and clear your browsing history before your wife catches you again.

    • xayxel
      October 3, 2015 at 10:17 am

      Haha… well, at least you admit you’re being dumb. Don’t be so self righteous about people who you mistakenly think are being self righteous. Now go forth and stop hatin’ like an idiot…

      Mensa word for hating : ha-ting

  • Nanny
    October 1, 2015 at 8:01 am

    I was wrong. I said it would take until Columbus Day for the haters to lose interest and get butthurt over something else. Missed it by a week.

  • squirtleboy
    October 1, 2015 at 1:28 am

    guns, booze, barbecue and a lawyer. merica

  • who cares
    September 30, 2015 at 6:02 pm

    Because turltle boy recommends his sponsors I will follow. After all why shouldn’t we follow the advise of a coward blog collaboration of people or whatever they are comprised of but are too afraid to let people know who or what the fuck they are. Must suck hiding your identity because your instincts tell you your hated and your material pisses most people off. Isaiah Thomas didn’t hide his identity when he published the Massachusetts Spy during the Revolutionary War era. TB sports is a joke, if your reading this that means you have also wasted your time.

    • xayxel
      September 30, 2015 at 7:34 pm

      Then that would mean that you just wasted your time as well… and you hate the blog! Wouldn’t that make you more unintelligent?

    • RJ
      September 30, 2015 at 8:39 pm

      I really hope the irony of you using the name “who cares” to insult someone for not revealing their true identity isn’t lost on you…because that would be tragic.

  • RJ
    September 30, 2015 at 11:52 am

    Also, Wormtown just opened a tap room. Pretty sure it’s in the same building as Volturno and Sweet at the beginning of Shrewsbury St. Haven’t been down yet, but getting the beer as soon as it’s made is definitely the way to go. Maybe I’ll head down this weekend if I get a little while.

    • Hoov
      September 30, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      Highly recommended… get there while the outdoor patio is still open!

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    September 30, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Is that a man dressed as a woman in the Julio’s pic? Just curious. Looks better than me in a dress and I’m a chick.

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