Social Justice Warriors

Road Rage Rollins Goes Full Boomer On Twitter, Complains That iPhones Are Racist Because She’s Too Old To Figure Out How To Use Black Judge Emoji On Weekend In Which Multiple People Were Shot In Boston


April has been a very violent month in the City of Boston.

People are getting shot everywhere, most of them “marginalized” folks like people of color. You probably haven’t heard much about it because none of them were shot by white cops so their lives don’t really matter to Coca Cola, Ben and Jerry’s, Monica Cannon-Grant, or anyone near the levers of power. Nor do they matter to DA Rachael “Road Rage” Rollins, who hasn’t said a word about any of them because she’s too busy bragging about not arresting anyone and whining Derek Chauvin was entitled to criminal defense.

Over the weekend Road Rage Rollins must’ve been hitting the bottle and trying to figure out how to use her iMachine, because she tweeted out this work of art:

Siri, show me what it looks like when you go full SJW and full Boomer at the same time.

Sure, lots of people in Boston are getting shot, but the primary concern for the District Attorney is Road Rage Rollins’ racist Apple product that doesn’t let her use black judges for emojis. So instead of tweeting out whatever she gonna tweet out about judges, she decided to switch gears and point out the systemic racism of iPhones instead.

As many pointed out in the ratio that ensued in her replies there is a simple solution for her racism problem.

Ya see, there’s no such thing as yellow people, which is the default color for all emojis depicting human beings on iPhones. So you can either go with the yellow, or play around with it a bit.

Emojis are also based on presets, so this means she’s never used a black person emoji for anything.

A normal human being would remove the embarrassing boomer tweet and try to do something about all those people getting shot due to the revolving door she’s put in place for criminals in Suffolk County. Not Road Rage Rollins though. She’s not here to put criminals away or keep people safe.  She’s here to race bait, pretend to be a cop, threaten civilians on Christmas Eve during traffic disputes, threaten to make up lies about news reporters in order to have them arrested, and stop prosecuting crimes that her ratchet white family members coincidentally commit in high numbers.


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60 Comment(s)
  • Deflateddoritodinks
    April 27, 2021 at 2:48 pm

    Rollins looks more than acceptable compared with other nut jobs you will get.

  • MCG
    April 27, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    There’s stoopid and then there’s this stoopid!!!

  • Fat black turd Rachel
    April 27, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    It’s well known that this woman is an alcoholic and has a prescription pill problem
    She should get some help

    She also could use Jenny Craig

  • Meanwhile in TB land
    April 27, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    Aidan worried about a silly comment Rollins made. Meanwhile lets not talk about his daughter’s new black boyfriend, or that the AG’s office is investigating him for the GF scam, and he is back on his mom’s basement.
    But let’s talk about a stupid emoji.

  • New boot goofin'
    April 27, 2021 at 10:47 am

    Wow this person is a DA. How did we get to this point.

    • Pizza T. Hut
      April 28, 2021 at 9:21 am

      The same way we got that lady killer ted kennedy for 50 years. The voting booth of the mass idiots.

  • Krispen Wah
    April 27, 2021 at 10:46 am

    Imagine being the sitting DA and not having the modicum of intelligence to do a cursory google search.


  • Road Rage Rollins (DA)
    April 27, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Honk Honk. Get the fuck out of my way. Can’t you see I’m trying to text black emojis and drive?

    PS That grocery shopping plaza is a shit hole. A haven for weirdos.

  • Mr Potato Head
    April 26, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    lets cancel culture apple products cause she doesn’t know how to use them.

  • Cadillac Frank
    April 26, 2021 at 11:20 pm

    The fact that the “DA” and I use that term loosely, needs to take to social media and bitch about a color of an elusive emoji, instead of holding a press conference as an elected official, and stress that these shootings are unacceptable. She’s a fucking clown……..that beast was caught on camera causing a disturbance at South Bay, and at her home… media. Is there really a reason to trust or re-elect this sad excuse for a person? I wish she had an Italian last name, it would give her a little bit of street cred…..I cant say the “Rollins Crime Family” without laughing……regardless of their criminal history….that Rocco Rollins refuses to prosecute

  • Tim Y. Doherty. Every cops worst nightmare: a white male they can’t shoot or silence
    April 26, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    Probably the most honest politician in Mass. Typical, white supremacy comes looking to remove a strong, smart BiPOC from a position of POWER. Like I said before: All Cops ARE Bastards. How many more black peoples are they going to kill for no reason this summer? Every single person of color in this country should be legally allowed to carry a firearm. Racist, murderous, thug cops would probably think twice before shooting a BiPOC individual or even drawing down on them. Take their pig power away! Support Your DA! Don’t let these whites take her away!

  • Boston will be Baltimore
    April 26, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    Boston is becoming a Black run city and black run cities are violent dumps. Rachael Rollins is a Disgusting Fat Slob and refuses to do her job ( lazy person of color). Every person running for Mayor is a Socialist piece of shit
    Within 2 years Boston will be competing with Baltimore for violent crime.

    • Lock and Load
      April 28, 2021 at 9:29 am

      You also have the added factor of many white people fleeing the city for the suburbs. Most of those leaving are the high income earners whom you need the most which will further accelerate the socio-economic decline. If you doubt me, trying buying a house anywhere from Weymouth to P-Town.

  • Boe Jiden
    A Long Summer....
    April 26, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    For the inner cities. Masks off, guns out with an apathetic police force to patrol and solve! Reap what you sow BITCH!
    Fuck all the liberals and apologizers all down the fucking line. Earn what one believes but beware the consequences.
    It’s ok the blood on Ratchet Rollins hands will be washed away by a complicit media.
    Hooo-weee watch and learn.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      April 27, 2021 at 2:20 pm

      I have to go into Boston on business once in a while. Haven’t had any problems lately since the staties have all the nuts cordoned off.

  • ajfederer
    April 26, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    May the hate inside you eat your insides out… unfortunately though I think that our loving God grants long lives to these evil assholes because eternity is going to be a bitch.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Rachel DeScrimination
    April 26, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    Vote the color blind candidate
    Vote Turtleboy school committee

  • Franklin Furter
    April 26, 2021 at 7:05 pm

    I love seeing Ben Crump on the nightly news. I love seeing him every single time. Cuz every time you see Ben Crump on TV,, it can only mean Good news!

  • Is it
    April 26, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    racist if your life matters only if killed by a white person?

  • Bushmen talk in clicks
    April 26, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    Keep hammering at this bitch, she will implode by 4th of July….don’t let up!

  • Affirmative action in action
    April 26, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    The District Attorney for Boston can’t figure her I Phone wtf

  • Mmmm Guess Who?
    April 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm

  • it's me
    April 26, 2021 at 6:08 pm

    And now for something completely different.
    The Oscar ratings are in.

    “About 9.85 million viewers tuned in, according to Variety, which is a more than 58% DROP from last year’s all-time low of 23.6 million viewers. 2019’s ceremony garnered 29.6 million viewers. The ceremony landed a 1.9 rating for adults in the coveted 18 to 49 age demographic, a 64.2% DROP from 2020.”

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 26, 2021 at 7:36 pm

      I used to love when John Cleese would introduce a segment with that opening line

      • Massholio
        April 27, 2021 at 2:23 pm

        He told this kid that he was way too important to answer his letter in the letter he sent him.

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    April 26, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    I fucked Rachel, I’m working through it with my therapist, apparently I have repressed memories about that night. What I have been helped to remember this far is I couldn’t satisfy her and she was very angry, also I recall her inner thighs were much darker and rougher than the rest of her body, must be from all the friction from her thighs rubbing as she walks, fucking fat cunt!

  • DA Dill Doe
    April 26, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    She is the worst DA in the history of Massachusetts. She is the true racist and has let power go to her head. She will be exposed is my guess. The road rage won’t be her only fuck up. She won’t be able to help herself

    • Jorg Unstinks
      April 28, 2021 at 9:34 am

      This is Massachusetts so nothing will ever happen to her. Even if another black person runs against her they will be destroyed by the msmdnc. Being black now means never being held accountable for your actions.

    April 26, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • Michael Jackson
    April 26, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    Is Rollins black or white?

    Or is she like a Toyota – Hybrid?

  • z
    April 26, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    To be accurate in the Commonwealth, Rachael is right. The emoji for Judges should portray an angry obese transsexual of color. With crazy eyes.

  • Rachael Rollins DA
    April 26, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    I WILL win ratchet madness!

  • Fuck you Rachel
    April 26, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    I typed in the word CUNT and Rachel Rollins face showed up.

  • D.B. Cooper
    April 26, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    Of every person featured o TB, she is hands down the most dangerous.
    Fucking terrifying what radical activists can do when they get certain titles and political Rabbi’s.

    This asshole will Jussy Smolette anything she agrees with. THIS is what a vote for democrats brings…

    Thank the gods I am in NH. While fucked up, and turning a shade of blue, we are going in the opposite direction. No masks either…

  • Metro West Guy
    Didi Addodictomi
    April 26, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    Must be aa real hoot being obsessed with Race and consumed by hatred for 24 hours a day. You almost have to feel badly for this woman if being angry and viewing everything in terms of skin color are two of the primary reasons for her getting out of bed every morning.

    April 26, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Their primary function is to find and attack racism in all of its forms. Whether it is real or imagined.
    And that crime thing well…’s just their culture.
    You only have to accept it. It’s really nothing to be
    concerned with.
    Just bag em tag em and let them go on about their daily lives.

  • WTF
    April 26, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    If this is what passes for a problem these days, we’re so soft and stupid that I hope hellfire rains upon us.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Donny Brook
    April 26, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Vote for a fighter!
    Vote Turleboy!

  • Busted Ravioli
    April 26, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    When Rachael Rollins stands up straight I see a cunt.

    When Rachael Rollins bends over I see a cunt roll.

    Either way, I see cunt.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 26, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    Beefy cunts like Rotund Rollins who talk about race 24/7 should be immediately removed from whatever position they were elected to. Including that senile child molester in the white house and his cackling ape of a VP

    • Meanwhile in TB land
      April 26, 2021 at 11:36 pm

      Rollins makes a simple comment, and here comes nutjob Aidan swooping in for the kill.
      Meanwhile his daughter is dating the blackest black in the area, the AG’s office is investigating him for that gofundme scam he tried to pull, and he is back in his mom’s basement.
      But let’s talk about an emoji.

  • ahrwfgbhn
    April 26, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    Remember, A1dan K3arney the author and owner of this site?

    His home is: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

    His cellphone number seems to be:
    (413) 262-6909

    • WTF
      April 26, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      Thanks, I wanna send him some cash for the campaign.

    • 1-800 FUCK OFF
      April 26, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      Fuck off you useless piece of shit. I hope you get Covid and that you are part of the rare 1/100th of 1 percent of people that it turns your organs into liquid shit asshole.

      Go fuck yourself. Same stupid comments every article.

      Too bad your parents didn’t opt for abortion.

    • Inflamed Anus
      U fucking faggot
      April 26, 2021 at 5:45 pm

      What’s the matter Ashley, Aidan didn’t except your offer to suck his dick because you’re a 6’ 2, ugly as fuck tranny? Now you’ve resorted to the modern equivalent of writing someone’s name and phone # in a truck stop bathroom?

    • 2wEntEe
      April 26, 2021 at 5:59 pm

      Mr Ashley fingers his boy pussy every time Aiden gives him attention

    • Obviously You're Obsessed With TB
      April 26, 2021 at 7:04 pm

      Yes, but you left out the other property that TB owns……the space between your ears. He lives there rent free you mental midget.

  • Observer X
    Cheer up Rachel!
    April 26, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    You’ll be in the Finals, sho nuff!

  • Raisin Head
    April 26, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    She’s trying to clinch Ratchet Madness with this well-timed beauty!

  • hartf811
    April 26, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    Everything that blacks touch turns to shit. Emjoy that!

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    April 26, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    Those kids belong to her junkie meth head sister. This bitch needs to go. She ain’t black, her daddy is white as cotton

  • JohnWayne
    April 26, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Question for Racheal R, BLM and all the woke folk. Arrest was made in shooting and murder of 7 yr old girl in Chicago. Shot in McDonalds drive thru when two shooters exited a vehicle and fired numerous rounds into car she was in killing her and wounding her father. 18 yr old African-American male arrested. Two others still wanted. Where is the outrage?? The protests ? The demands???? Where is Lebron James with a comment???? Crickets……..

  • Apple is more left wing than Rollins
    April 26, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Hey Rach. Heads up. Apple is way further left than you could ever dream of being. They have a 1 800 number and chat support just in case you are too fucking stupid to figure out how to use one of the easiest phones made.

    Also. Check Google to when you have problems. It’s fast and free. I hear liberals like you love free shit.

    Fuck liberals are stupid. They get their panties in a twist about shit they don’t know about or problems they created to begin with.

    • observer
      April 26, 2021 at 5:29 pm

      Apple pretend to be a very woke company, in reality their phones are made in factories in china were the workers live in camps on factory owned property were there is a very high suicide rates, rapes, and the workers are treated as semi-salves.

  • I hate leftist whackos but...
    April 26, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    I would def have sex with Rollins if she consented. More cushion for the pushin’ !

    And maybe a stiff dick would calm her crazy ass down.

    Rachael , do you need to get laid? No shame if yes. We all need some horizontal refreshment now and again.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Spic Tormentor
    April 26, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    Late at night in bed when I think God isn’t watching I jerk off to the memories of getting face fucked by my brothers

  • Confused
    April 26, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    I thought color doesn’t matter. Yet all you hear out of these leftist whackos is black and brown this, white that, and how “colored” people are held back, shit on and murdered by whites.

    It’s always someone else’s fault. That’s the common theme with these dickheads.

  • Serious question
    April 26, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Is Rollins straight or lesbo?

    She says she has kids.


    • Angry black bitches angry they can't get laid
      April 26, 2021 at 4:35 pm

      Who cares the kids aren’t hers. They belong to Rollins’ crackhead siblings.

      Monica Cannon-Grant had to adopt all six of her kids.

  • Porch Goblin
    April 26, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    Is there a Porch Goblin emoji?

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