It’s almost summer time in the Cape, which can only mean one thing – ratchet invasion:

One person was arrested after some ATVs led Mashpee Police on a wild and dangerous ride. Some vehicles were reportedly forced off the road during the incident which took place around 6:30 PM Sunday evening in the area of Route 130 and Lake Avenue. In response to a Cape Wide News request, Mashpee Police Chief Scott Carline provided CWN a copy of the incident report. The report states that Mashpee Police began monitoring ATV activity at Attaquin Beach off Lake Avenue after numerous complaints that included erratic operation that endangered other motorists and pedestrians. The operation also caused gouge marks in the beach and rubber marks in the parking lot according to the report. The report says the subjects flipped the finger and swore at the officers. Officers did not engage the ATVs at that time due to safety concerns.

Officers reported that at 6:28 PM, there were about 3 ATVs and 2 dirt bikes in the beach lot. When they saw the cruiser they took off. “Some of them went down the beach and fled via the State Boat Ramp parking lot. A gray ATV rounded the shed at the end of Lake Ave and squeezed through the boulders and fled right past me (Ofc. Dimitres) down Lake Ave toward Rt. 130. The white ATV with blue accents, that I (Dimitres) saw earlier today, did a few “donuts” on the beach then went around the grass by the picnic tables, past them, crossed over the newly paved basketball court, went up the grass covered hill, then down a steep embankment and onto Lake Ave. it then fled out toward Rt. 130.”

Within minutes, Sgt. Michael Assad reported he was observing a male on a white and blue ATV hiding behind a shed in the Community Gardens whom he had previously seen earlier in the day operating recklessly. Sgt. Assad pulled up to the ATV with the operator unaware of his presence due to him texting on his phone. When the male saw Sgt Assad, he tried “frantically to jump start the ATV.” Sgt. Assad ordered the subject to get off the ATV and lay on the ground. When Sgt. Assad deployed his taser illuminating the his chest with two red lights he complied.  Officer John Dimitres arrived and the subject was taken into custody without further incident. Once his goggles were removed, he was identified as Jonathan Frye, 29, of West Wareham. He was charged with operating negligently to endanger, vandalizing property, disorderly conduct (subsequent offense), unregistered recreational vehicle, and unregistered recreational vehicle on a public way.

Imagine being a 29 year old adult and your main priority in life is riding your ATV like a lunatic on a public road? Thus is the daily existence of Jonathan Frye from Wareham. Almost every picture and post on his public Facebook page revolves around showing the world that he’s one step up from your average 14 year old doing wheelies around block.

Me get brain damage? That’s unpossible!

I’ll tell you what should be illegal though – grown men wearing jorts anywhere north of Florida.

On May 12 Robin Hoodrat and his band of merry femmes filmed themselves illegally doing a wheelies through down town Providence during broad daylight.

Wicked smart to broadcast that on Facebook. Especially when you’ve been arrested for doing this before in Boston. The cops don’t know about Facebook, it’s basically you’re diary.

Sure beats staying at home and taking care of your kids and newborn child.

Don’t worry though Robin Hoodrat, taking care of your crotch fruits isn’t nearly as important as overcompensating for your shriveled up disco stick by filming yourself breaking several laws and then wisely posting it to social media. I know times are tough for you now that marijuana is legalized and selling pot isn’t nearly as lucrative. Perhaps you should look into getting a job. Just a thought.

The fact that Travis Pastrami chose to start doing this one the Cape after years of doing it in New England’s bigger cities, speaks volumes about the kind of crowd Brockton by the Sea now attracts. Someone shared a link to the report in the Mashpee Message Facebook group, and the free muh boi comments were everything you dreamed they would be.

“We’ve been riding like this since we were kids.”

1. The fact that you believe your behavior and habits as an adult should be the same behavior and habits you exercises as a child, tells me everything I need to know about you.
2. The fact that you had parents that let you drive around doing wheelies in the streets as a child tells me everything I need to know about how you became the adult you are today.
3. The dog filter was a given.

Every. Single. Time.

Another ratchtastic excuse is the “we don’t got nothing else to do” routine.

Here’s an idea – stay home and raise your kids. That might be something to do.

Love this one too….

Oh good, they weren’t out “robbing stores or doing drugs.” That’s the new standard for criminal behavior. You can force vehicles off the road during rush hour, because the only other alternative for a 29 year old man is doing drugs and robbing stores. Hopefully you don’t teach the kids that when you get your child care license.

Then the fam showed up to get his back.

Well then, if he holds Internet dirt bike titles and is still doing the things he did when he was 3 years old, then that makes this OK. Good point dipshit.

But this was by far my favorite.

We? Less than 1% of the population? OUR COUNTRY? Peacefully? Da fuq is she talking about?

Oh, she’s playing the “I’m a small percentage Native American so your white devil laws don’t apply to me” card. Shocking that she subscribes to the Huffington Post and Occupy Democrats though. Calm your tits Chief Dog Filter.

Newsflash – there’s nothing peaceful about driving innocent people off the road because a grown man and his homies wanna do wheelies. Someone IS going to get hurt, so before that happens it’s the duty of the police to arrest them in order to protect public safety.

Ya know what Wampanaog didn’t do? Terrorize the community. They believed in family life, which your boy is ignoring because he’d rather play Russian roulette in the streets. Stay at home and smoke your peace pipe instead.

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