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Robin Hoodrat And His Merry Femmes Cause Chaos Doing ATV Wheelies And Driving People Off Mashpee Roads, Free Muh Boi Patrol Says It’s OK Because He’s Native American


It’s almost summer time in the Cape, which can only mean one thing – ratchet invasion:

One person was arrested after some ATVs led Mashpee Police on a wild and dangerous ride. Some vehicles were reportedly forced off the road during the incident which took place around 6:30 PM Sunday evening in the area of Route 130 and Lake Avenue. In response to a Cape Wide News request, Mashpee Police Chief Scott Carline provided CWN a copy of the incident report. The report states that Mashpee Police began monitoring ATV activity at Attaquin Beach off Lake Avenue after numerous complaints that included erratic operation that endangered other motorists and pedestrians. The operation also caused gouge marks in the beach and rubber marks in the parking lot according to the report. The report says the subjects flipped the finger and swore at the officers. Officers did not engage the ATVs at that time due to safety concerns.

Officers reported that at 6:28 PM, there were about 3 ATVs and 2 dirt bikes in the beach lot. When they saw the cruiser they took off. “Some of them went down the beach and fled via the State Boat Ramp parking lot. A gray ATV rounded the shed at the end of Lake Ave and squeezed through the boulders and fled right past me (Ofc. Dimitres) down Lake Ave toward Rt. 130. The white ATV with blue accents, that I (Dimitres) saw earlier today, did a few “donuts” on the beach then went around the grass by the picnic tables, past them, crossed over the newly paved basketball court, went up the grass covered hill, then down a steep embankment and onto Lake Ave. it then fled out toward Rt. 130.”

Within minutes, Sgt. Michael Assad reported he was observing a male on a white and blue ATV hiding behind a shed in the Community Gardens whom he had previously seen earlier in the day operating recklessly. Sgt. Assad pulled up to the ATV with the operator unaware of his presence due to him texting on his phone. When the male saw Sgt Assad, he tried “frantically to jump start the ATV.” Sgt. Assad ordered the subject to get off the ATV and lay on the ground. When Sgt. Assad deployed his taser illuminating the his chest with two red lights he complied.  Officer John Dimitres arrived and the subject was taken into custody without further incident. Once his goggles were removed, he was identified as Jonathan Frye, 29, of West Wareham. He was charged with operating negligently to endanger, vandalizing property, disorderly conduct (subsequent offense), unregistered recreational vehicle, and unregistered recreational vehicle on a public way.

Imagine being a 29 year old adult and your main priority in life is riding your ATV like a lunatic on a public road? Thus is the daily existence of Jonathan Frye from Wareham. Almost every picture and post on his public Facebook page revolves around showing the world that he’s one step up from your average 14 year old doing wheelies around block.

Me get brain damage? That’s unpossible!

I’ll tell you what should be illegal though – grown men wearing jorts anywhere north of Florida.

On May 12 Robin Hoodrat and his band of merry femmes filmed themselves illegally doing a wheelies through down town Providence during broad daylight.

Wicked smart to broadcast that on Facebook. Especially when you’ve been arrested for doing this before in Boston. The cops don’t know about Facebook, it’s basically you’re diary.

Sure beats staying at home and taking care of your kids and newborn child.

Don’t worry though Robin Hoodrat, taking care of your crotch fruits isn’t nearly as important as overcompensating for your shriveled up disco stick by filming yourself breaking several laws and then wisely posting it to social media. I know times are tough for you now that marijuana is legalized and selling pot isn’t nearly as lucrative. Perhaps you should look into getting a job. Just a thought.

The fact that Travis Pastrami chose to start doing this one the Cape after years of doing it in New England’s bigger cities, speaks volumes about the kind of crowd Brockton by the Sea now attracts. Someone shared a link to the report in the Mashpee Message Facebook group, and the free muh boi comments were everything you dreamed they would be.

“We’ve been riding like this since we were kids.”

  1. The fact that you believe your behavior and habits as an adult should be the same behavior and habits you exercises as a child, tells me everything I need to know about you.
  2. The fact that you had parents that let you drive around doing wheelies in the streets as a child tells me everything I need to know about how you became the adult you are today.
  3. The dog filter was a given.

Every. Single. Time.

Another ratchtastic excuse is the “we don’t got nothing else to do” routine.

Here’s an idea – stay home and raise your kids. That might be something to do.

Love this one too….

Oh good, they weren’t out “robbing stores or doing drugs.” That’s the new standard for criminal behavior. You can force vehicles off the road during rush hour, because the only other alternative for a 29 year old man is doing drugs and robbing stores. Hopefully you don’t teach the kids that when you get your child care license.

Then the fam showed up to get his back.

Well then, if he holds Internet dirt bike titles and is still doing the things he did when he was 3 years old, then that makes this OK. Good point dipshit.

But this was by far my favorite.

We? Less than 1% of the population? OUR COUNTRY? Peacefully? Da fuq is she talking about?

Oh, she’s playing the “I’m a small percentage Native American so your white devil laws don’t apply to me” card. Shocking that she subscribes to the Huffington Post and Occupy Democrats though. Calm your tits Chief Dog Filter.

Newsflash – there’s nothing peaceful about driving innocent people off the road because a grown man and his homies wanna do wheelies. Someone IS going to get hurt, so before that happens it’s the duty of the police to arrest them in order to protect public safety.

Ya know what Wampanaog didn’t do? Terrorize the community. They believed in family life, which your boy is ignoring because he’d rather play Russian roulette in the streets. Stay at home and smoke your peace pipe instead.


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35 Comment(s)
  • Papa Dick Chicken
    June 10, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Wait… Is this your female writer Kate who has 3 kids but adopted one out when he was like 5 and kept the other 2? Is that who’s telling other people to take care of their children?? Oh, ok. Just making sure.

  • Give me firewater
    June 5, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Me will gladly trade you wampum for your two wheeled loud horse. I have reservations of this deal. I no want you to trade then take back. What is that term? Damn the pale faces

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 5, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Their claim of Native American heritage is dubious at best. These false claims of Indian heritage hurt us more than I can put into words.

  • Turtleboy is trash journalism and nothing factual
    June 5, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    What’s the point of this article? To trash a persons heritage, looks, and children? If that’s the point, congrats you did it. Wouldn’t you rather be a credible source with actual incidents and reports rather than a gossip blog that makes your website and writers to be discriminatory against POC? We all have access to read the police logs online from professional journalists which people would rather read versus your investigator unpaid interns. Your discriminatory article actually has very little information about the committed crime. But I see your content on this entire website actually does not focus on factual information but more on making fun of peoples lives than the actual incident. If you want to trash talk a father and his children, do it in a group chat like an adult and keep it private. But here are you, and your unprofessional team, talking about INNOCENT children now. What do these “crotch fruits” have to do with ANYTHING in this article and even remotely related to the “committed crime”? Online bullies are real such yourself and the rest of the Turtle Trash writers; this is how people COMMIT SUICIDE. From punk screen grabbing people like you, who don’t have the decency for people’s PRIVATE lives such as their INNOCENT CHILDREN. Then to go ahead and talk smack and post the screen shot about a newborn baby “crotch fruit” but not the pictures. Or was that exploiting their privacy too much? Was that when you realized it was too unprofessional to post and talk about innocent children? Turtle Trash writers need a strong evaluation of themselves and the potential harm they are causing. For all the unpaid investigators writing for Turtle Trash, do yourself a favor and go somewhere that will honor your writing such as your local newspaper and I wish you the best of luck. But Turtle Trash discriminating against ones heritage, looks and children, will not be stood for.

    • Y
      June 5, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      You lost me at POC. Fuck off.

      • G Gordon Libby’s
        June 5, 2019 at 8:31 pm

        I second that Y. What a long winded whine session. So if the cop trying to catch this guy got into an accident and was killed or killed some innocent person out for a walk would that be ok? What a fucking douchebag he is and the whining poster is

    • Jeff J
      Wake Up....
      June 5, 2019 at 10:03 pm

      What in the fuck are you talking about?? Either you were too busy fisting yourself while you were reading the blog or you’re just too stupid and/or thickheaded to grasp the main point. Probably both. Grown adults shouldn’t be playing in traffic.

      • Jeff J
        Gotta Reply Fast or.....
        June 5, 2019 at 10:05 pm

        That was for the whiner…..

    • Captain Obvious
      June 6, 2019 at 4:32 pm


  • Ray Patriarca
    Joy Behar's dried up gagoosh
    June 5, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    A few lengths of wire strung between a few trees will certainly do the trick !
    Fuck ’em !

  • whatevuh
    June 5, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    immigration status? what a bunch of fucking trash bags

  • JoeMomma
    June 5, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Me get brain damage? That’s unpossible!

    You can’t damage something you don’t have….just make sure he’s filled out his organ donor card.

  • hartf811
    June 5, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Too bad she couldn’t find a white man. She has one foot in bucket and she is reaching down into the gutter. She coulda been a contender if you could find hot enough water to clean her up. Now she is just another section 8, single mom with a heroin addiction bearing down on her.

  • Chief Mashpee
    June 5, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Miss Wanna poon Shag is definitely a fine specimen of 1% Wampanoag. I will let her boys ride the roads rough in their dirt bikes if she lets me ride her lithe and spupple curves rough too. I am sure my dirt stick can pull a few wheelies deep inside her

  • Mr. Wood
    June 5, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    Mr. Wood would the Wampanaog squaw.

  • Phil Prentiss
    June 5, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    this is not a common thing. thankfully, most of the readers here don’t get out enough to see what the streets of america are like on a daily basis. damned scaredy cats. this will make these shell shocked(by life), beaten(by life), miserable(due to life) even more scared. stay tucked away you non-men.

    • z
      June 5, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      You’d be surprised slick.
      A lot of us have the dumb fuck scar trophies to prove it.
      We wish our present selves could have told our much younger selves all about it.

      Here’s the one big thing.
      You know that injury you got that hurt like fuck for the longest time and then went away?
      Guess what? The pain comes back after laying dormant for decades.
      Ankle and hip when the weathers right that feel like someones using a 1/4 inch drill on you.
      A thumb that is completely usable but a ton of scar tissue and very little feeling in it.

      And that (for the most part) wasn’t tempting fate. Fate usually wins.

  • Willie Wampum
    June 5, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    I wonder what his parent (508) thinks (789) about Jonathan’s stupid tricks (0726) ……

  • Turtlehead
    June 5, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    I grew up in Mashpee and still live close by. Lauren Hendricks is right but Mashpee was a lot smaller back then. We didn’t even have paved roads in my neighborhood for years and no cable either. It was like we grew up 100 years ago. K- 8th grade all fit in one small school and we went to high school the next town over. I get the safety and a$$hole issue nowadays but this was completely normal when we grew up… and she’s older than me by a few years.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    June 5, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Hope he enjoys it because he will soon be road kill due to his douche bag reckless lifestyle. Happens to them all especially the aged ones that still act like little punks. Trust me on that one.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    June 5, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    I do enjoy dirt bike season starting because many end up dirt napping after wiping out.

  • Liawatha
    June 5, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    I think the guy’s a little off the reservation if you ask me.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 5, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      How discourteous of you for expropriating my moniker.

  • Hank the Aggrieved Honky
    June 5, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Don’t appropriate my culture with that white person name, Courtney Turner. Send nudes and I will forgive you.

  • hank
    June 5, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    If Miss Wampanoag would like some Wampayeshog in her teepee, I can be reached at big cloud big cloud little cloud wait 4 seconds little cloud big cloud.

  • Washashore
    June 5, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Moved to Mashpee in 97 (from NNY). Now up there we had Mohawks, Oneidas, real Indians. After moving here I went to the annual pow wow and thought “I’ve never seen a nappy haired Indian before”. Redheads too. These are some fake fucking Indians…

    • z
      June 5, 2019 at 12:33 pm

      Blacks were commonly involved with Native Americans because they sure weren’t hanging with the whites way back when. Even if slavery wasn’t a thing in the north. Yeah, you’re free. Here’s your broom. So, you hooked up with who you could.

      Still doesn’t mean you aren’t a dickweed for driving these things on public streets.

      • hartf811
        June 5, 2019 at 3:51 pm

        Cant get a hoodrat kneegrow to push a broom anymore. They just want free stuff or selling drugs.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 5, 2019 at 11:48 am

    I’d paint a map of Hawaii on Lil’ Ms. Wampanoag’s back.

    • foleyworld
      Chief SnoopDog
      June 5, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      Funny I remember spending summers on the Cape and meeting a few guys who were clearly, unmistakably African American who were going %100 all in on the ruse about how they were “ Native Wampanoags “ reading your post brought the memory back. Haha… I’m sure there are sone authentic Natives in Mashpee but if I recall there are just as many wannabes

  • Mashpee Morons
    June 5, 2019 at 11:38 am

    I don’t know which is worse. This idiot riding around on public streets or the so called music in the video of him riding around on public streets. What a fucking tool. Time to grow up and buy some shirts with sleeves

    • hartf811
      June 5, 2019 at 3:55 pm

      Music? Music? All I heard was chimps banging on a bucket while having gastronomic issues.

  • don
    June 5, 2019 at 11:32 am

    i just came back from ft lauderdale and the first day i was there i was driving down the highway. All of a sudden about 10 four wheelers come screaming by me. My first thought was I wish I had my plow. Protestors and idiots on highways are the worst. Once something happens to them they cry like they werent doing anything wrong.

  • No Vigilante
    June 5, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Here’s how this would work with me. If one of my kids or my wife ever gets hit by this crowd, they won’t ride again. Not coming off as a tough guy, I’m far from it, but I would end this escapee quickly if that scenario ever pops up.

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